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  1. Originally posted by Dabshid: ^^I still remember this horrific image where I saw an old friend, his wife asking him to change for the baby, while she was on the phone, Subxanaalah, taasi waa naxariisdaro! And he obediently got up and carried out the task, Alloow na astur! bal may u dirsado marka aan ka tagno And exactly what is wrong with changing your child’s diaper :confused: I mean why have a kid if you cant take the responsibility that comes with it :mad: :rolleyes:
  2. Originally posted by Dhucdhuc & Dheylo: Looks like a nun Sorry Cabmbaro, but they all look horible :eek: ps. change the color to black and you'll be perfectly dressed for funeral
  3. LOL @ #13 Tenanc MMA, why does he [the man] need to be kept? I mean couldn't we say she already knows what's up and divorce wouldn't break her so she is less likely to take shid from you
  4. This is not new, I thought it was the reason hospitals offer circumsicing boys at birth?
  5. This is not new, I thought it was the reason hospitals offer circumsicing boys at birth?
  6. Pujah

    GOOFY

    ^^Welcome Back and share the happiness this doesn't qualify as secret
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    Yeah 1952 to be exact …I will try scanning them, I am sure it will come out better….hey I do have some pics from 30s that look amazing…what can I say my family never been to baadiye…or that is what I tell myself. j/k
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    Traditional

    ^^ I will put it back but they are not clear since I took a picture of the picture...lol does that even make sense. by the way these pics are from early 50s
  9. Pujah

    Traditional

    Edit: That old man is pimping checkout his expression
  10. They are always logged on
  11. Advil PM, Tylenol PM and anyhting PM works for me.....knocks me right out. you should try it but becareful it is addictive
  12. The Case of Mary's Missing Lunch Mary Peabody, Plaintiff vs Virgil Goodman, Defendant Props: Yellow lunch box, an empty Capri-Sun Punch carton, 3 tables and 7 chairs The Case of Mary's Missing Lunch BAILIFF: This honorable court of the Nineteenth Judicial Circuit with the Honorable Judge Johnson is now in session. All rise. JUDGE: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this case involves the disappearance of Mary' lunch from her lunch box. In this case, Mary Peabody, who is a third grader at ________ School is the plaintiff and Virgil Goodman who is also a third grader at _________ School is the defendant. Mary Peabody is asking you to decide whether or not Virgil Goodman stole her lunch from her lunch box, leaving only a banana peel and a few crumbs. Miss Peabody's lawyer, do you wish to make an opening statement? PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: The evidence in this case will prove that on Friday, April 19, Virgil Goodman took my client's yellow lunch box from the classroom basket while taking the basket from the third grade classroom to the cafeteria. When Mary Peabody opened her lunch box in the cafeteria, her peanut butter sandwich, her bag of potato chips and her Capri-Sun Punch drink were missing. The only thing left in the lunch box were a few crumbs and a banana peel. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client, Virgil Goodman, has been wrongly accused of stealing Mary Peabody's lunch. He was asked by Miss Laughlin to carry all of the lunch boxes to the cafeteria on April 19. He did carry them down to the cafeteria but did not eat Mary Peabody's lunch. JUDGE: Plaintiff's lawyer, please call your first witness. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: I call Mary Peabody to the witness stand. COURT REPORTER: (to the witness) Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? MARY PEABODY: Yes PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Please state your name. MARY PEABODY: Mary Peabody. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Where do you go to school? MARY PEABODY: I'm a third grader at __________ School. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Could you describe the lunch that you brought to school on April 19. MARY PEABODY: I brought a banana, a Capri-Sun Punch drink, potato chips and a peanut butter sandwich in my yellow lunch box. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: What was in the lunch box when you opened it in the cafeteria? MARY PEABODY: Some crumbs and a banana peel. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Mary, I hand you what is marked as Exhibit #1 and ask if this is your lunch box that you found empty on April 19 in the cafeteria. MARY PEABODY: Yes, it is. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: I move that Exhibit #1 be admitted into evidence. JUDGE: Exhibit #1 is admitted into evidence. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: That's all, your honor. JUDGE: Defense Counsel. do you want to cross-examine Miss Peabody? DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Mary, you didn't actually see Virgil Goodman eat your lunch, did you? MARY PEABODY: No, I guess not. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: No further questions, your honor. JUDGE: Plaintiff's counsel, you may call your next witness. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: I call Miss Leigh Laughlin to the stand. COURT REPORTER: (to the witness) Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? MISS LAUGHLIN: I do. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: State your name. MISS LAUGHLIN: Leigh Laughlin. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: What is your occupation? MISS LAUGHLIN: I am a teacher at _________ School, grade three A. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: On April 19 did you have two students in your class named Mary Peabody and Virgil Goodman? MISS LAUGHLIN: Yes. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Do you think they are good students? DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Objection! The question is not relevant to the case. JUDGE: Objection sustained. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Did you ask Virgil Goodman to take Mary's lunch box to the cafeteria on April 19? MISS LAUGHLIN: Yes, along with the rest of the class' lunch boxes. They were all in a basket. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: About how long was Virgil gone from the classroom? MISS LAUGHLIN: About five minutes. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: How far is it to the cafeteria from your classroom? MISS LAUGHLIN: Down two flights of stairs. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: When Virgil returned to the class did anything unusual happen? MISS LAUGHLIN: Yes. He and Joseph Cool started giggling and I had to write their names on the board. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: I have no further questions, your honor. JUDGE: Do you wish to cross-examine, defense counsel? DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Yes. Miss Laughlin, you don't know why my client and Joseph Cool were giggling, do you? MISS LAUGHLIN: No. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: How many other people could have touched Mary's lunch box while it was in the cafeteria? MISS LAUGHLIN: Oh, I don't know, probably anyone in the kindergarten, first or second grades who all eat before we do. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Thank you. That's all, your honor. JUDGE: You may be excused, Miss Laughlin. Next witness. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: I call Molly Murphy to the stand. COURT REPORTER: (to the witness) Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? MOLLY MURPHY: I do. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: State your name. MOLLY MURPHY: Molly Murphy. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Do you know Virgil Goodman? MOLLY MURPHY: Yes, he is in my class. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Did you notice anything unusual about him on April 19? MOLLY MURPHY: I noticed he had peanut butter on his mouth! PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: No further questions. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Miss Murphy, did you notice this peanut butter on Virgil before or after lunch on April 19? MOLLY MURPHY: I don't remember. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: I have no further questions. JUDGE: You may be excused. Any more witnesses? PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Just one. I call Harry Hart to the stand. COURT REPORTER: (to the witness) Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? HARRY HART: I do. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: State your name. HARRY HART: Harry Hart. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Harry, do you work at _________ School? HARRY HART: Yes, I am the maintenance man. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Did you find anything when you cleaned the boys bathroom on April 19? HARRY HART: Yes, I found an empty Capri-Sun Punch carton in the trash can. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Harry, I hand you what is marked as Exhibit #2 and ask if you can identify this. HARRY HART: Yes, this is the empty Capri-Sun Punch carton that I found in the boys trash on April 19? PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: I move that Exhibit #2 be admitted into evidence. JUDGE: Exhibit #2 is offered into evidence. Do you want to cross-examine this witness, defense counsel? DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Yes. Harry, what time did you find the empty carton? HARRY HART: When I cleaned up after school -- about 4:00 p.m. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: You have no idea who put it there, do you? HARRY HART: No. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Nor do you know when it was put there? HARRY HART: I know it was not there when I cleaned on April 18. JUDGE: Thank you, you are dismissed. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Plaintiff rests her case. JUDGE: Defense counsel, you may present your case to the jury. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: I call Virgil Goodman to the stand. COURT REPORTER: (to the witness) Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? VIRGIL GOODMAN: I do. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: State your name. VIRGIL GOODMAN: Virgil Goodman. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Virgil, did you eat a peanut butter sandwich, a banana and potato chips and drink a Capri-Sun Punch from Mary Peabody's lunch on April 19? VIRGIL GOODMAN: No. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Did you get your name on the board that day? VIRGIL GOODMAN: Yes. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Why? VIRGIL GOODMAN: Joseph and I were talking in class. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: What were you talking about? VIRGIL GOODMAN: I don't remember. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: That's all. I have no further questions. JUDGE: Plaintiff's counsel, do you have have any cross-examination of this witness? PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: No. JUDGE: Next witness, please. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: I call Ralph Jones. COURT REPORTER: (to the witness) Raise your right hand. Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? RALPH JONES: I do. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: State your name. RALPH JONES: Ralph Jones. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Do you know Virgil Goodman? RALPH JONES: Yes. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Is he a thief? PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Objection! JUDGE: Sustained. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Did you eat lunch with Virgil on April 19? RALPH JONES: Yes. DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: What did Virgil eat? RALPH JONES: He had a peanut butter sandwich and some other stuff. He ate his whole lunch and part of mine. He was real hungry! DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: No further questions. JUDGE: You may be dismissed. Any further witnesses? DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: No. PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: No. JUDGE: Plaintiff's counsel, would you care to make a closing argument to the jury? PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the evidence you have heard proves that Virgil Goodman had possession of Mary Peabody's lunch box after he left the classroom on the second floor on April19. The evidence also shows that when Mary opened her lunch box in the cafeteria all that was left were a few crumbs and a banana peel You heard Molly Murphy saw peanut butter on Virgil's mouth and that Virgil and Joseph Cool were "giggling" about something when he returned from the cafeteria. Don't you think it was about a trick he had played on Mary? You also know that Harry Hart found an empty Capri-Sun Punch carton in the boys bathroom later that day. I ask you to do the right thing and bring back a verdict in favor of Mary Peabody and against Virgil Goodman. JUDGE: Defense counsel, do you wish to address the jury? DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: Yes, your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Virgil is an innocent guy. Do you think he could take a basket full of lunch boxes down two flights of stairs, eat all of Mary's lunch, go to the boys bathroom and still get back upstairs in just five minutes? Do you think he could eat Mary's lunch, then eat his own and part of Ralph Jones' lunch too? He might be a hungry boy, but nobody is that hungry! Molly Murphy said he had peanut butter on his mouth but she didn't know if that was before or after he ate his own peanut butter sandwich. Plenty of kids could have eaten Mary's lunch. Remember, Miss Laughlin said all the kindergarten, first and second grade kids eat their lunch in the cafeteria before the third grade does. I ask you to do the right thing and bring back a verdict in favor of Virgil Goodman and against Mary Peabody. JUDGE: Jurors, you will now retire to the jury room to deliberate. First pick one of you as the leader of your group. When you have reached a verdict, please let the Bailiff know. Bailiff, please take charge of the jury. ======================================= This mock up trial probably belongs in the jokes section.....but it was funy i figured i would post it here....Mods you can move it if you like. .....
  13. EDIT: There is a lesson to be learned from NG here because apparently kids do pick up whatever language that is used at home. Therefore, the issue can probably be solved by speaking to them and reading to them or telling them stories in that language. Few weeks ago, I met my colleague’s son and found out the kid speaks three languages. When I asked how she does it her answer was simple but it apparently works. They have a rule of not speaking English at home; as a result the kids pick up their parent’s language. At first I thought it was little harsh to expect child to learn and speak two languages at home in order to speak to his parents but she explained to me that is how its done even back home (India) because there are so many languages and no one wants to lose “theirs” since language is associated with culture.
  14. Originally posted by Che-Guevara: ^^^^My kind of Gal. Now where were we Puuja. :cool: Horta iljabiska badana igadaa, wadna gareer keenaa ladhahay. LOL how come I didn’t see this, now come here you….aah you finaly noticed my incessant iljabis…shall I thank God, my parents or my beautiful iljabis skills
  15. Originally posted by Socod_badne: I got that part. My issue is with your Atheism and contending that Atheism is at least as irrational as theism. Both are claims and counter-claims that can't be confirmed one way or another. Where are the confirming, tangible facts for your Atheism? If Theism has shortcomings, that alone doesn't automaticaly make Atheism tenable proposition. Atheism still has to pull it's own weight and make the case for it's acceptance as true. In an essense, you're saying Theism is like any other loony credo for which no corroborating hard evidence exists. Lets for arguendo say that is true. Are you also as conspicuously anti-UFOist, Anti-Loc ness monsterist, Anti-Big Footist? How is your belief, predicated on another faith system that you allege is empirically lacking, make your Athesim anything more than your belief? Does this mean you no longer subscribe to atheism?
  16. Pujah

    hug me

    Originally posted by sheherazade: OMG, I want: That looks so comfy now I want one too…I wonder if I can justify the cost
  17. ^^I agree with you in a way cuz you definitely feel relaxed when there is no household chores waiting. There is no way one can relax while the dishes are piling up and there is vacuuming and dusting to be done. However, that doesn’t exactly make you feel pampered
  18. When I want to go all out I book a session at the spa and get deep tissue massage, pedicure and facial. For last minute relaxing though nothing beats nice long bubble bath then I put on facial mask, pull out my at home pedicure kit and do my finger nails while my feet gets massaged. LOL@ cleaning and cooking to relax, I call those duties and would probably avoid them if all possible… unfortunately I am not rich enough to afford a maid.
  19. There are many factors at play here, one of which is not to blame your wife. I have met women who tried everything while the hubby refused to even see a doc and chose to have his wife be the talk of the town. It really gets to me when I hear people put the blame squarely on the woman’s shoulder. They even go so far as to urge him to get a second wife AS IF it’s impossible for him to be barren.
  20. I love it….. well done LX ..well done
  21. He dwells in the past as his children scream for his attention they make the streets their home no daddy to stop them, no male role model as he relives yesterday he misses today for tomorrow will come with memories of whats gone Great observations… :cool: