Suurah Anbityaa holds the secret: It has the beginning, the end and all the messages in between of all prophets, can the unbelievers heed before its too late? in Suurah Al Anbiyaa revealed 1426 years ago Allah says: Quraan On Big Bang Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and the earth were joined together as one united piece, then We parted them? And We have made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe Quraan On Expansion Of Universe We have created the heavens with (ayd) and we are expanding them So, some 1400 years later our lenses from planet of apes peek into the skies to look for an inteligent life, and after measurements they come up with another theory, the Big Crunch ( That the Universe will reach a point in which it will fold back again) to which the Quraan again says: Suurah anbiyaa again: Quraan On Big Crunch And (remember) the Day when We shall roll up the heavens like a scroll rolled up for books, as We began the first creation, We shall repeat it, (it is) a promise binding upon Us. Truly, We shall do it. Now, as the universe shrinks back once again, time will reverse direction, going negative, gravity will change direction, earth will spew up its volcanoes ( Wa akhrajatil ardhu athqaalahaa) , and Nomads who used to argue on Somalioanline ask , "whats going on"? that day, the earth will tell its own story of what has been done on its surface, a revealing story, timelessly accurate by playing back the reel, you will be the show, are you ready? because in Qiyaamah when the universe finally shrinks back, everything will playback, so you will come out of the grave subdued, because as time goes negative, past events will come to full life, you will be exposed saaxib, no more fun and laughter, or nonsensical passtime arguing endlessly on things that dont add real value while neglecting your sphere of influence, a replay of your past takes place right infront of you, its called Qiyaamah, there goes your vain arguments, your denials of your maker, .......science strictly deals with the nature of things, Quraan expalins the purpose of things, unless you think on a higher level, ( islam) you will fail to get the whole picture. Finally An Offer From Allah: O Serene Soul, Come back To Your Lord, Satisfied ( With Rewards Received) (For) Satisfying ( its past Obligations), ( The Offer) so be part of those who adore Me, And Enter My Paradise! Nur 2006 e- Nuri Extraterrestial Observatories Aqalkeennii Dayaxa Lahaa Kurtunwaarrey, Somalia

Calypso bro. I wrote the last reply on the run, I swear, its not a tit for tat, not like when Americans attacked Sikhs thinking they were Talibans, let me reply as you respectfully deserve walaal. And like my dear friend Kheir said, I was not hollering at you. Look bro. The piece is ment to be a lampoon, ( A word Cartoon) meaning that no one should take it literally, everyone knows that the picture the lampoon is drawing is at times exageration and at times very thought provoking, for the sole intention to stir our perception of whats going on, so takje it with a grain of salt, ( or a pinch of salt if you are in UK), Americans people have qualities that are far better than any other nation on earth, simply their history shows how they have reached their current stature and ingenuity, inshAllah one of my threads will be dedicate to the positive side of America ( dont mind being attacked as an American lackey by some readers) But in my lampoon, I made Americanism stand for utter materialism everywhere. America has changed the world culture, food, art, and now religion is being besieged which kinda made me worried about this new religion that is threatening the most authetic religion on earth. Now, I am a bit taken by your admiration with secularism, are you a muslim? ( sorry your name does not say it ) if yes, do you see any conflict between secularism and Islam in a single country? Nur

Callypso bro. You write: Nur, my brother, one does not elevate oneself by demeaning others. Answer; Thats right, be fair and tell that to the Danes, French, Germans Palau too? You write: Can you be sued for false advertisement? I was expecting to at least smile, even unwillingly. Answer; Not if you are spiritually Challenged. You argue: This is a favourite myth perpetrated by religionists. Contrary to your whole-cloth fabrication here, most Americans are happy, most don't commit suicide and your favorite trope (that of the wayward wife) is sadly not all that common. According to the CDC, suicide is not even in the top 10 leading causes of death. Instead, the leading causes of death are those killers in old age--heart disease, cancer, etc. In other words "the follower of Americanism" is somehow resisting the pull of the Brooklyn Bridge long enough for old age to claim him. Speaking of old age, the life expectancy in the US is 77 years, you'd think if life was so miserable simple apathy would kill our poor "Americanist" before he or she reached 40 even if s/he does not actively end it all in a showy display. But the pull of your argument requires no facts to back it up. It's a comforting tale told to oneself so many times that it becomes truth by repetition. Well, bro. If you actually believe what you have just said, then it may be the other way around, you have accepted the validity of what has been repoeated instead of questioning it, may I suggest an alignment of vision between us to explore where the misunderstanding resides. But that was interesting, you could not find any oter flaws with the Americanism religion? just with e-Nuri outlook? be credible, agree on some, disagree on some, at least, you will be believed. Nur

Dear Dawa Workers Europe is getting ready for mending fences with Muslim world, and when that happens, there will be many opportunities to reach and teach Islam to Non Muslims, its a God send opportunity, not only did it took the pressure off from Islamic Dawa workers, but also it exposed the deep rooted hatred of some Non Muslims toward our faith and our faithful, which will put the pressure on them instead to behave in a civilized way, after all they boast to be the guardians of civilized behaviour. The current cultural conflict must not be seen as US vs THEM, Islam transcends nationalism , colors and geographies, remember that by default, every underage child regardless of their parents faith, is a Muslim according to the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad SAWS, therefore, let us behave with wisdom, being reactive is a sure way to make errors in judgements, what we need today is cool heads with which to look past the dark cloud of hatred hovering over our heads. I see a great opportunity for Islam in Europe and North America today, more than ever, what we need is to leverage the current good will overtures by those who made mistake ( economic aftermath) by showing that forgiveness is a cornerstone in our faith, Forgiveness does not only reduce tenisons, but also it transforms enemies to friends, I know, that some people on both sides love the tension for special personal gains, but for the majority of silent Muslims, the choice is to reach out with goodwill and forgiveness once they officially apologise in kind. Against this baseline, we can measure future islamic work to see how much did the good will created for the advancement of islam as a faith in Europe and the world. Now, after all is said and done, where does the Islamic movement go from here? e-Nuri sees new dimensions toward a brilliant Dawa ( Preaching) work. The future of the Dawa work will be heavily dependent on how we reach and teach the masses, the laymen, housewives, kids, the community and the poor. Most Islamic revival movements failed big when they became ellitest groups talking on fancy terms without any effort on the grounds where their efforts was baly needed. The question of this forum is: What are the new strategies for reaching and teaching Islam to the masses in todays everchanging digital world? What are the best means to reach and teach? What are the priorities in this period? What can we learn from achievements and failures of islamic revival movements? What is the capability Maturity of Islamic Revivalist movements? Nur 2006 e-Nuri Islamic Revival Neutralize Your Enemy, be kind To Him

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This disclaimer was prepared under the influence of strong Somali Tea, the strongest substance used by the writer ever. A Tale Of Two Cultures Americanism and Islam, a comparison. ( Refugee Edition) These days one can not escape but see comparsions of Islam and the new great world Religion called Americanism. As a former priest of Americanism, and currently a simple muslim at peace with himself and the world, I thought some bridging of gaps of misunderstanding may help. The cornerstone and the foundation of the Americanism Theology is a concept called: PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS This concept simply states that as long as what you do does not negatively affect others, you are entitled to pursue it and enjoy it. It allows gays to get married, but due to the negative impact of polygamy to society, polygamy is prohibited. The Americanism church is sometimes kind enough to declare your additional wife as a girlfriend. The Americanism Religion does not explain life after death, and what is in store for Americans after they die, it leaves this part to a myriad of religions including Islam to explain. Americanism religion stresses The value of this life and how one should fully enjoy it while it lasts. This concept is transmitted through sermons aired by TV , movies, Billboards and the lists go on. So many followers of the Americansim religion try to be happy and not to worry specially when they lose their jobs, houses repossesed, wife runs away with boyfriend and leaves behind a dog to look after if she is kind to him. Later, this follower of this great world religion, out of joy takes advantage of his rights, the right to die, and jumbs from the Brooklyn Bridge to pursue happiness. Some other followers of the Americanism religion, have it all, money, power, looks, ..., but late at night when he is alone, ponders the purpose of life, why I am here, what is my function, why so many people hate me, why are they envious of my success, this follower of this great world religion, is trying to pursue happiness, so in the morning his body is found floating on his expensive pool. Police say he took his life, and reporters explain that he was always depressed due to all the money he had that failed to fill the void that he could not explain. Islam also encourages followers to pursue happiness, But it teaches the way to be happy is to first understand the purpose for which people live. Islam explains in layman's terms the beginning and the end and it teaches that initially mankind was happy, they lived in the garden of Eden. There was no worry nor pain. Mankind fell from grace due to his disobedience to his maker and obedience to his arch enemy, Satan. Islam teaches that to be happy again, one has to strive to attain his lost paradise where true happiness can be claimed back again. So when you do actions that lead you to your destination, a Muslim becomes happy, like benevolence, charity, prayers etc. Muslims enjot these acts and find relief doing it. Right To Life Second Principle that both religions Americanism and Islam share is the sanctity of life. Americanism religion began as a religion that saw human life through a Prism. Different colors were assigned different rights and different values. Some colors did not even enjoy the care and love shown to dogs and cats. Later, through the acive participation of christianity, this moral imbalance was narrowed, and the Americanism church reevaluated the sanctity of human life and came up with a new (Fatwaa) Edict stating that those with money go up in the church's hierarchy, and those with no money are at the bottom and should serve their masters. So, if you have any money, the church overlooks your problems and the high priest of the church will forgive you in exchange of a donation to one of the clergy at the congregation congress. Islam sees the value of human life as sanctified by his maker, all colors are the decendants of the same couple, in effect, David Duke and Malcolm X are brothers, so are Sharon and Hitler, all four can be a happy family under Islam, can you imagine all these guys hugging each other out of joy saying Assalamu Alaikum, Peace upon you. The Right To Bear Arms And Throw Stones Americanism Religion states that every human has the right to defend their lives and properties, as they are sanctified. Even when the state tries to take these rights away, a follower of the American religion, specially the extremist faction the NRA , is taught not to obey his church of Red-White-and-Blue. So bearing arms for ones deffense is a cornerstone in Americanism Religion. Islam teaches followers the same idea, It teaches one must deffend his life, properties and religion this concept is called Jihad. Jihad is not meant to transgress, as Islam teaches not to transgress but even to forgive for the sake of kindness to attract others to Islam. Islam does not teach aggression, it teaches compassion. But when one is endangered, it teaches to defend his religon, life and properties, in that order. Freedom Of Speech Americanism Religion was founded that all humans (excluding Slaves) can say aanything they want ( If They Can Pay For Space In Paper, Or Buy a Spot ON TV Which Is Owned by The Rich, Who Became Rich in the first Place By Breaking Some Rules For Which Freedom Of Speech Is Required ). The Americanism Religion guarantees freedom of speech, but not Freedom From Joblessness caused by Excercising The Freedom Of Speech. Islam on The other hand considers speech as a regulated right, in which the purpose for speech is to make things better, not worse, Allah says : Are they same, two men, one who is mute a burden on his master who never says anything nor takes initiatives and another who talks to add value of enforcing good and stopping eveil) Right To Privacy Americanism religion teaches that no one should violate peoples privacy. To secure the privacy of its faithful, Americansm religion has created the worlds largest machine and collection of talent and gadgets to peek into the lives of the faithful to be able to locate violations before one contemplates doing them. Now the Americanism church can even tell you what is in your mind. A follower of this church is always aware of his Big Priest behind his shoulder. Islam teaches the same thing. Privacy should not be violated. Three verses in the Holy Quraan assure this fundemental right whose meaning are. 1. O ye who believe, do not enter houses that are not yours without the permission of the owners and greeting the inhabitants. 2. Approach houses (when you want to enter them) through the doors (right venues, not from alleys) 3.Do not spy on one another. Islam does not judge you by intentions, but by actions only an example was when a man threatened ti kill Omar, the second Caliph, Omar asked not to prosecute, and the man Abu Luulu'ah went ahead with his threat and stabbed the Caliph while in prayer. The caliph asked not to punish the man beyoud what he has committed. Ronald Reagan did the same, but then, the assailant kid came from a rich family. Right To Life The Americanism Religion has established a deacon for the search for extraterrestial life. This diocese who works under the theologists at NASA, have swept 5% of the sky and found no other life, intelligent or not, so the deacon decided, to accellerate the distruction of the planet as a response, by inciting the conflict of civilizations and religions to bring an end to history. The institute that is intrusted to look for lifeforms in depths of the oceans and the edge of Universe care less if children in Africa can survive a famine this summer, because these bloated bellied naked and crying children in Uganda, are not the same species to warrant an alarm for church members. So these can be wasted, and no one would argue. But the church is worried about fanatics who advocate for the animal rights, and the Redwoods in Nothern California. Islam as a contrast sees life to be sanftified, all lives equal, Allah tells us that killing of a single soul is equivalent of killing all of humanity, anyone who saves a Life is as if he saved all of humanity. Justice For All Islam holds justice as the main reason for which Allah has sent prophets and sent down books, Allah says in Quraan: " We have sent our Messengers and sent with them the scrfiptures so man may uphold JUSTICE" with fellow man by beind fair, and with His maker by not worshipping others with Him. The Americanism church have appointed judicial system that protects the rights of the faithful. Here is how it works: The faithful elect a clergy member for the church who they pay him elected and then he sells them a piece of paradise. The clergy can perform burial tituals even for dogs as long as the dogs are paying. The archdiocese teaches that justice is the distribution of wealth of the planet by giving 5% of world population the right to consume 80% of world resources and if anyone fails to understand the logic, they are told to believe in miracles. The church teaches that there is only one life to live and it can be best enjoyed in Sunset boulevard, fifth Avenue, Mawi and Palm Beach. As for punishment, there is Ghazza, Guantanamo, Afghamistan, Somalia, and Iraq. The church does not recognize a nine month ald fetus as human, so best time to kill a person according to the female members of this great church is when they are s fetus, acually you can collect some benefits by killing fetuses if you donate them to the branch of the church that undertakes research and cloning. Historical, the church has ordained some human sacrifices In WWII, the Killing of 70000 Japanese was justified to protect the fishing vessels in Hawaii, since the Japanese can reach and drop bombs on San Fransisco's Fisherman's Warf and New York's little Italy Pizzarias. Millions of Vietnamese in the Vietnams War, Millions of Europeans in WWII, Millions in the mideast have so far been sacrificed by the church, the latest being the Iraqi Kids who were watching Fox news News when Tomahauks were sent to libereate them. The church has admitted that it can not stop this madness alone since it has a commitment to buy the weapons of mass destruction to employ the faithful, and keep the factories running and the Banks getting their investments ten times or more. These wars are like forest fires,the church reasons, they sweep the world every ten years taking away inferior life forms to make room for good life in America. This cycle always coincides with cycle of recession when the church normally ordains new priests who preach wars and destruction in poor parts of the world. So the church spent the lst century fighting Communism, and Communism disappeared. Now there is the menace of a new threat to the church and it is called Terrorism. Definitions: Terrorism Americanism Church can not define terrorism, so I will try o explain what it means in my own way. When a person has fear of hights, that person has a desease that ends with Phobia. Some people have a desease in which they fear their mother in Law it is called Motherinlawphobia. So some members of the church buy a gun and shoot her, Terrorism can justify her killing. Toddlerphobia, is the fear of toddlers breaking your expensive artifact from China. You can throw the toddler from the balcony, or drown five of your children in the bath tub, ( As seen on TV) as a follower of the church of compassion. Psychologists see this all the time. Now, people in the Mideast have their own phobia, so they react violently with rocks they throw at tanks occupying their lands by people incenerated and burned by the Civilized people of Europe. And the people in the land of Amerigo Vespucci have their own phobia , they fear that their tanks sold to Israel can get damaged by stones thrown by kids, and molotovs, The people in the Mideast are not threatened by the simple arsenal of 11000 Nuclear warheads, of the Americanism religion, but feel threatened by Coca Cola, Pepsi and McDonalds and women in revealing attire walking their streets and invading their countries and changing their diets and ideas on life and how to have fun, Also they are worried by their oil beeing stolen, They have phobia of too much freedoms given by the Americanism church like Bishop Hugh Heffner's Cult, the People of Soddom and Gommorrah, and the marginalization of their religion by the mighty Americanism religion. The Church leaders in the Americanism religion fear the Coca Cola Phobia itself. Because the church believes that there should be only one religion in the world, If you are not with Americanism religion, you are against it. The faithful must be babtized by Coca Cola holy water. Bishop Hugh Heffener shows how anyone can find paradise in Americanism religion without dying, he has the most beautiful women around him and he changes them weekly, a clear sign which shows how the church values women by taking their closthes off and selling them for profits. The church is afraid about extremist organizations who conspire to put clothes back on women beautiful bodies, specially the veil. The church thinks that if women are veiled, they will talk smart behind the veil, and no man can babe her anymore, this terrorizes the members of the church who can not tame their hormones. Democracy for Dummies As a slow reader, I usually look for titles like (...For Dummies) which makes me comfortable, I reason, if dummies can learn OOPS ( Object oriented Programming) so can I. As an extension of that statement I searched for Democracy for Dummies and I could not find the title, so I decided to author it myself, here is a head start: Democracy is a composite Greek word, Demo, means Dumb people and Cratis means rule or power. It is equivalent to Republic which is the same thing in Latin, meaning Re = king and Public is People , which means the peoples Kingdom. The idea of Democracy was to to give the power to the people and take it away from feudals, Popes and Emperors of mideaval Europe. To make a long story even longer, Democracy has many engineering flaws, it does not work, but somepeople believe it does and that is how it really works. ( The reason it does not work is because it was not invented by scientists, because scientists use rats to see if it works ) 1. Democracy was not meant to be an ellitist or controlled by the wealthy. Fact: Today, demographics tell us that ignorant people sell their votes for the highest bidder, usually political action lobbies representing organizations who support a politician with election money in order to make the politician sign billions of money as a return, a great investment. 2. Democracy was meant to be secular Fact : USA is being run by the Neocons, a Fundementalist Protestant and Jewish Zealots. Some Democracies in Europe are religious , for example in Germany, Italy and others there are religious parties that are named Christian Democrats. With an exception in MBT (Military Bullied Turkey), no Islamic Democratic Party is allowed in Turky, the word Islam is banned to appear in any political forum, so the Islamists cover themselves with Virtue , Justice etc. In India the BJP, tyhe Ultra riligious Hindu Party is enjoying the overwhelming Hindu Vote, the largest democracy on earth is religiously motivated, with a religious agenda. In Israel, Ultra Religious parties are fueling the motivation of the exisitence of the Jewsih state founded in 1949 on Plaistininan usurped lands, Without these religious parties, no one can justify the exisitence of Israel, a racial and religious entity which uses Democracy as a shield against criticism, in its drive to collect donations for its armed forces and settlers who encrouch on Palistinian Lands ever day. In Algeria, the Islamists were winning the election when the European backed Military intervened against the eventual victory for the Islamists, their hopes crushed, a civil war erupted. 3. Democracy is meant to represent the majority of citizens of the republic. The majority of Americans stay away from voting every year, because the only choices are a Donkey and an Elephant, this year the elephant is in power in all houses and the elephant is charging like a bull in Papillona Bull Chasing festival in Iraq, the elephant is mad, everyone is keeping their heads down. If the majority truly rules, the following tally should appear in TV Democrats = 15 percent of votes Republicans = 16 percent of votes Unsatisfied citizens silent Party = 69 percent of the votes So this year, NO BODY FOR PRESIDENT. Mr. Nobody will make a great president in my opinion. Imagine a four year period in which you go about your life and you hear no politicians lies. Let Us Upgrade Democracy, Let us Rise To Islam Nur 2003 e-Nuri Religious Political Studies Institute The Light side of the heavy stuff

Nomads e- Nuri greets you and wishes you all safety, happiness and a life with a purpose: I would lik to share with you a piece of history ( Seerah of Our Beloved Messenger Of Allah Muhammad SAWS) that I've translated to Somali language, I am sorry for Somalis who cant read Somali ), this touching story is best delivered either in Original Arabic or Somali, e- Nuri did translate to English once, but miraculaously major portion was erased by mistake, and never did we attempt to redo it again, so print this piece and share it with as many Nomads as can read Somali, or e-mail to them. Do not riot or cause damage to defend the prophet SAWS, spread his good history. Geeridii Rasuulka SCWS Intuusan Rasuulku geeriyoon, Xujjatul wadaac ayaa wexey aheyd Xajkii ugu dambeeyay oo uu xajjiyey Rasuulka SCWS, waxaan halkaa ku suu degtay aayadda " Maanta ayaan idiin dhameystiray Diintiinna, idinkuna taam yeelay nicmaddeyda, raallina idiinka noqday inaad diin ka yeelataan Islaam" Markey ayaddas soo degta, Abu Bakar Al Sadiiq ayaa ooyey, Markaasuu Rasuulku SCWS ku yidhi Abu Bakar, Maxaa kaa oohiyey oo ku jira aayaddaan? " Abu Bakar wuxuu ugu jawaabay " Waa tacsidii Rasuulka Allah SCWS" Rasuulka SCWS waa ka soo laabtay Xujjatul Wadaac, dabadeed, sagaal casho ka hor intuusan geeriyoon Rasuulka, SCWS ayaa waxaa soo degtay aayadda " Iskana jira maalin, la idiin soo celin doono Rabbigiina, dabadeedna laga abaal marin doono naf waliba wexey galabsatay, ayagoon la duudsiyeyn" Xanuunkii waa ku soo kordhay Rasuulka SCWS, markaas buu wuxuu yidhi waxaan doonayaa inaan booqdo shuhadaada UXUD, markaas buu is dul taagay qubuurtoodii, asagoo odhanaya " Assalamu Calykum, shuhadaada UXUD, idinka ayaa naga hormaray, annana waan idin soo dab soconnaa, oo waan idin ka daba iman doonnaa, anigana hadduu Allah idmo waan idinku soo biiri doonaa" Rasuulka SCWS asagoo soo laabanayaa, ayuu ooyay, markaasey saxaabada ku yidhahdeen " Maxaa kaa oohinaya Rasuulkii Alllow" Wuxuu yidhi, SCWS " Waxaan u xiisay walaalahay" wexey yidhaahdeen, miyaannaan aheyn annagu walaalahaa, rasuulkii Allow?" Wuxuu yidhi " Maya, idinku waxaad tihiin asxaabteyda, laakin walaalahey waa dad iman doonaa gadaashey oo i rumeyn doona ayagoon i arag" Saddex casho ka hor intuusan dhiman, xanuunkii waa ku soo kordhay, wuxuuna joogay aqalka xaaskiisa Maymuuna, markaasuu yidhi " isugu kay keena xaasakeyga " Dabadeed xaasaskii waa loo wada keenay markaasuu Rasuulka SCWS yidhi " Ma ii ogolaaneysaan inaan inaan tago aqalka Caasha" wexey yidhaahdeen, " waan kuu ogolaannay rasuulkii Allow" Dabadeed Rasuulka SCWS wuxuu isku dayay inuu kaco, masa uusan awoodin inuu kaco, markaas baa waxaa yimid Cali ibnu Abi Talib, iyo Fadl ibnu Cabaas, markaas bey ka qaadeen Rasuulka Allah SWCS aqalkii Hooyada muminiinta Maymuuna, ooy u qaadeen aqalka Hooyada Muminiinta ee Runleyda uu dhalay Runlowga Rumeyay Rasuulka, SCWS Caasha Bint Abu Bakar . Wexyna noqotay markii ugu horreysay ay saxaabada arkaan Rasuulka Allah SCWS oo lagu sido gacmaha , markaas bey wexey yidhaahdeen " Maxaa helay rasuulka Allah, Maxaa helay Rasuulka Allah" Dadkii ayaa dabadeed isugu soo soo ururay masjidka, masjidkiina wa xaa ka buuxsamay Saxaabadii, nabigana waxaa loo qaaday aqalkii Hooyoada muminiinta Caasha, , dabadeed Rasuulka SCWS wuxuu bilaabay inuu dhidido, oo uu dhidido,, Caashana wexey tiri " intaan noolaa ma arag insaan u dhidida sidaan oo kale" Markaas bey Caasho qaadday gacanta Rasuulka SCWS ooy ku tirtirtay dhididkiisa,( Hadaba maxey ugu tirtirtay Caasha Rasuulka gacantiisa, oo ayan ugu tirtirin gacaneeda?) Wexey tiri Caasha " Gacanta Rasuulka SCWS ayaa ka wanaagsan kana karaameysan gacanteyda" taasna wexy muujineysaa sida ay u qaddirin jirtay Rasuulka Allah. Wexey tiri Ummul Muminiin Casha waxaan maqlay asagoo oranaya " Laa ilaaha Ilaa Allah, illeen geeridu wexey leedahay sakareaad, Laa ilaah Ilaa Allah, geeridu wexey leedahay sakaraad" Buuqii ayaa ku soo kordhay masjidka, markasuu Rasuulka ku yidhi Caasha "" waa maxay?" markaasey ku tiri " dadku wey kuu baqanayaan , rasuulkii Alllow" Markaasuu Rasuulka yidhi " ii geeya", markaasuu isku dayay inuu istaago, waase kari waayey, markaasey biyo ku shubeen dushiisa todobo weel oo biya ah si uu usoo baraarugo, dabadeed waa la qaaday, waxaan la saaray manbarka, taasna wexy aheyd khudbaddii ugu dambeysay Rasuulka Allah SCWS, iyo ducadii ugu dambeysay Rasuulka Allah SCWS. Markaasuu yidhi " Waxaad mooddaa inaad ii baqaysaan?" wexey yidhaahdeen, " Haa rasuulkii Allow waan ku baqaynaa" Markaasuu yidhi Rasuulka Allah SCWS " Dadyahow, ballanteenna ma aha adduunka, ee waa xowdka ( Jannada), Wallaahi, waxaad mooddaa inaan imminka meesheydaan aan ka arkayo maqaamkeygii . Dadyahow, idiinka cabsan maayo saboolnimo (faqiirnimo) waxaanse idiinka baqayaa addunnyada ( Hantida, iyo maalka) inaad ku baratantaan ( tartantaan oodd) sidii ay ugu baratameen kuwii idinka horreeyay, oo ay markaas idiin halaagto sidii ay u halaagtay ayaga." Markaasuu yidhi Rasulka SCWS " Dadyahow. Allah Allah,, Salaadda ayaan idinku ogohay ku dadaalkeeda" asagoo ula jeeda, Allah ayaan idinku dhaarshayee, Salaadda ku dadaala ee dhowra" aadna waa ugu celceliyey dardaaranka Salaadda. Dabadeed wuxuu wuxuu yidhi : " Dadyahow, Allah uga cabsada Haweenka, waxaan idiinkala dardaarmayaa Haweenka inaad wanaajisaan" markaas buu yidhi : " Dadyahow, Addoon buu Allah u bandhigay inuu kala doorto nolosha adduunka iyo waxa Allah agtiisa jira, markaas buu doortay Waxa Allah agtiisa jira" Qof gartay ma jirin wuxuu ula jeeday macnaha (addoonka), laakin wuxuu ula jeeday naftiisa, in asaga Allah uu kala dooriyey labadaas., Qof aan Abu bakar aheynna ma garan ula jeeddadaas, maxaa yeelay saxaabadu wexey caadeysteen iney si ixtiraam ileh ay u dhageystaan Rasuulka khudbadiisa, ayagoo aan xataa is dhaqaajin markuu Rasuulka la hadlayo, sida in madaxyadooda ay shimbiro dul saaran yihiin ay ka baqayaan iney bajiyaan. Abu Bakar markuu maqlay hadalkaas, waa is celin waayey, markaa buu cod dheer ku u ooyay, asagoo hiinragaya oo taagan Masjidka bartamahiisana, markaasuu khudbadii uu watay Rasuulka SCWS ka kala jaray asagoo oranaya : " Waxaannu ku hureynaa aabayaasheenna Rasuulka Allow, waxaannu ku hureynaa carruurteenna Rasuulka Allow, waxaannu ku hureynaa xaasakeenna rasuulka Allow , waxaannu kuu horeynaa maalkeenna rasuulka Allow, markaasuu ku celceliyey oo ku celceliyey.... markaasyey dadkii qooraansadeen, ayagoo la yaabban sida uu Abuu Bakar khudbada uga kala jaray Rasuulka SCWS Markaasuu Rasuulka Allah yidhi " Dadyahow, ma jiro qof idinka mid ah oo nagu lahaa abaal oo aannan abaal marin, illaa Abuu bakar, maxaa yeelay waan kari waayay inaan abaal mariyo, waxaanan u dhaafay abaal tirkiisa Allah Tacaalaa Cazza Wa Jalla, Albaabyada laga soo galo Masjida waa la xidhaa, marka laga reebo Albaabyada Abuu Bakar, waligood la ma xiro" Markaasuu bilaabay inuu duceeyo asagoo ku duceysanaya ducooyinkiisii ugu dambeeyaay intuusan dhiman.; " Allaha idin tuso (kheyr), Allaha idin xafido, Allaha idiin hiilliyo, Allah idin sugo, Allaha idin gargaaro, Allaha idin xafido" Ereygii ugu dambeeyay intuusan ka soo degin manbarka, wuxuu kula hadlayey ummadda, oo uu kala hadlay Minbarka dushiisa: " Dadyahow, igu salaama qofkii isoo raaca oo ummaddayda ah ilaa maalinka qiyaamaha" Mar labaad ayaa loo soo qaaday aqalkiisa, waxaana ugu soo galay aqalka, Cabdul Raxmaan ina Abu Bakar, oo gacantiisu ku haya caday, Markaasuu Rasuulklu SCWS ishiisa ku dhacday cadayga, waana ka jeesan waayey, waana kari waayey inuu hadlo oo uu yidhaahdo i siiya, Markaasey Caasha tri " " Waxaan ka gartay siduu ugu eegayay cadayga indhihiisa inuu rabo cadayga, markaasaan ka qaaday cadayga gacanta ninka, oon ku cadaystay si aan ugu jilciyo Rasuulka SCWS dabadeedna waan siiyey. Wixii ugu dambeeyay oo gala afka Rasuulka SCWS waxey ahaayeen candhuufteyda" Wexey tiri Caasha " Waxaa ii ahaa sharaf in Allah kulmiyey candhhufteyda iyo candhuufta Rasuulka intuusan dhiman" Markaas ayaa aqalka waxaa soo gashay inantiisa Faaduma, markaa bey oohin la soo gashay, maxaa yeelay wexey uga baratay aabaheed, in mar walba ay u soo gasho inuu usoo istaago oo uu ka dhunkado labadeeda indhood dhaxdooda, laakin maanta wuu kari waayey inuu usoo istaago, markaasuu ku yidhi Rasuulka Allah: " iisoo dhowoow Faadumaay" Markaasuu dhegteeda wax ugu sheegay, markaa bey ooyday, markaasuu haddana mar labaad yidhi " ii soo dhowoow Faadumaay" markaa buu haddana dhagta wax ugu sheegay, Markaa bey qososhay. Geeridii Rasuulka ka dib ayaa la warsaday waxaa uu dhegta ugu sheegay oo ka ooysiiyay, iyo waxa uu dhagta ugu sheegay oo ka qosliyey. wexey tiri : Markii hore wuxuu igu yidhi, " Faadumey, caawa mayd baan ahay" Markuu arkay oohintayda, ayuu haddan ii soo laabtayoo igu yidhi " Adiga iigu soo xiga reerkeyga qof isoo raaca, markaa baan qoslay" Markaa buu Rasuulku SCWS yidhi " Aqalka iiga baxa , markaa buu yidhi " Caashaay, ii soo dhowow" Markaa buu ku seexday laabta xaaskiisa Caasha, Hooyada Muminiinta,. Caasha wexey tiri " wuxuu gacantiisa u taagayay cirka asagoo oranaya " Waxaan doortay Wehelka sare, Waxaan Doortay, wehelka Sare" Waxaa laga gartay hadalkiisa, in lagu yidhi kala dooro nolol adduun iyo Wehelka Sare ee Allah SWT. Waxaa usoo galay Rasuulka SWC Jibriil, wuxuuna yidhi " Malakul Mowdka ayaa taagan kadinka ( Albaabka) oo kaa idin qaadanaya inuu soo galo, weligiisna hadda ka hor qofna kama qaadan idin" Markaasuu Rasuulku yidhi, u ogolow inuu soo galo Jibriiloow" Malakul Mowdkii waa soo galay, wuxuuna yidhi " Assalamu Calaykum Rasuulkii Allow, , Allah ayaa iigu kaa soo diray inaan ku kala dooriyo nolosha aduunka iyo inaad Allah la kulantid" Markaasuu yidhi " Waxaan doortay Wehelka Sare, Waxaan doortay Wehelka Sare" Malakul Mowdkii wuxuu dul joogsaday madax Rasuulka SCWS ( Sida uu u dul istagi doona madaxa qof walba) Markaasuu yidhi" Ruux yahay wanaagsan, Ruuxii Muxammad ina Cabdallah, ku soo bax raallinimada Allah, iyo Ridwaan, iyo Rabbi Raalli ah oon cadheysneyn," Wexey tiri Caasha " Markii gacantii Rasuulka eey dhacday, madaxiisuna culeys ku noqday laabteyda, ayaan waxaan ogaaday inuu geeriyooday" Wexey tiri " Waan garan waayey waxaa ku dhaqaaqo, aqalkii baan ka baxay, oon aaday masjidkii ay joogeen saxaabadii, oon ku idhi " Rasuulkii Allah waa go'ay" Masjidkii ayaa oohin la qarxaday, waa kaa Cali, ibnu Abi Talib, oo la fadhiistay murug, Cuthmaanna waa kaa sida carruurta u isula meereysanaya, Cumarna waa kaa odhanaya " Qofkii yidhaaha Rasuulkii baa go'ay, waxaan seefteyda uga goyn madaxiisa" Rasuulku wuxuu u tagay inuu la kulmo Rabbigiisa, sida uu Muuse ula kulmay Rabbigiisa' Laakin maalinkaa waxaa dadka ugu xasilloonaa, Abu Bakar , Allah raalli ka noqdee, Rasuulka ayuu u galay , markaa buu laabta saarey, asagoo oranaya" " Wayeey, saaxiibkey, Wayeey, Kaan jeclaayoow, , Aabbahayoow..................................................... Abu Bakar Wuxuu ku yidhi Rasuulka " Wanaag baad la nooleyd, wanaagna waad la dhimatay," Dabadeed Abu Bakar waa ka soo baxay, dadkii buu usoo baxay, markaa buu yidhi: Qofkii caabudi jirey Muxamad, Muxamad waa geeriyooday, qofkii Allah caabudi jirey se, Allah waa baaqi, ma geeriyoodo. Waxaan usoo baxay inaan ooyo, oon raadsado meelaan keligey ku ooyo" Qofkii sheekadaan maqla, oo qalbigiisa ka dareema jeceylka Rasuulka SCWS, waxaa laga rabaa afar arrimood: 1. Inuu badiyo salliga Nabiga SCWS 2. Inuu Sunnadiisa raaco 3. Inuu barto taarikhdiisa ( Siirada) 4. Inuu hadduu awoodo soo booqdo magaaladiisa Madiina( Shardigaan la ma hubo) Walaal, haddad afartaa swaano fuliso, waxaad arki doontaa inshaAllah, in jeceylka Rasuulka qalbigaaga u galo, oo uu noqdo mid aad ka jeceshahay carruurtaada, maalkaaga, reerkaaga, iyo dakoo dhan, taasoo shardi u ah imaanka aad u baahantahay inaad jannada ku gasho. Allah Tabaaraka wa tacaalaa waxaan ka baryayaa inuu nagu wada kulmiyo Firdousada Sare, iyo inuu nala kulmiyo kuwa la jooga Rasuulka SCWS Firdousada Sare, Hana illaawin inaad u duceyso walaalkaa Muslimka ah, ama walaashaa muslimadda ah, ood kala maqan tihiin, iyo inaad usii gudbisisd qoraalkaan qofkaad la jecleysato, wa Salaamu calayykum wa raxmatullahi wa barakaatuh. Waxaa ka tarjumay af Carabiga Walaalkiin: Nur 2002 e-Nuri Legacy Transemantics We Bring Back The Past, So You Can Walk The Present With Confidence Toward A Bright Future.

She used to sing: تعصـي الإلـه وأنـت تظهـر حبــه هـذا لعمـري Ùـي القيـاس شنيــع لـو كـان حبـك صادقـا لأطعتــــــه إن المحـب لمـن يحـب مطيــــــع Nur

Viking Bro. Whatever happened to the Somalinet crowd? are you keeping in touch with any? e-Nuri is looking for a screen name called " Now and Then" if you remember, I found her articles the most raw, and mind provoking, my most memorable articles were in response to her questions. Abraar sis. Allah SWT says: Qul man xarrama zinatallahi allatii akkhraja li cibaadih WA TAYIBAATI MINAR RIZQ? say, who prohibited the enjoyment of the beauties Allah placed on earth for His servants, and the GOOD FOODS? no one should, go indulge sis, but remember, when you eat these calries laden foods, think of howm many miles you have to run to get rid of them, you need 3 miles run for a 600 calories burn. Nur

LAVIE YOU WRITE; Potential customers are likely to be Muslim perverts, Muslims with a high libido or lively imagination, those with overactive glands i.e. sweaty hands or insecure individuals. You are hitting low blows sis, "Musilm" and "pervert" don't go together, one is either pervert or Muslim, but not both, "Muslim" means a person who submitted to Allah willingly, whose desires are tamed by obedience to their maker, unlike desire driven, free mating individuals, in the Quraan, Allah destroyed perverts in Sodoom and Gomorrah townships, a high speed meteor was sent hurling down on them from space, causing the splitting of the ground beneath them and burrying them on their own turf, later its showered on them hot molten stones, the debris of the meteaor as it entered the atmosphere, ...c’est la vie and .....death, I dont blame you sis, its the environment that may have clouded your judgement, but you can re-adjust your settings to be more sensible in your statements courtesy e-Nuri Opticians to examine freely your perceptive motor( will dedicate a thread for you inshallah). By the way, that was Great Segmentation skills that you've displayed, e-Nuri Business Development wants you as the new product manager for this line of business since you seem to understand their needs, we suggest that you be careful in how you dress when interacting with them as our insurance policy does not cover overreactive customers of other persuations, Muslim men would only inititate interest in you when they sense subtle marriage invitations, because they observe the law of Allah in public and private thus, safe, they wont even gaze at you, because they have trained their eyes and hands on higher grounds (in this case) on their legal mates, or potential ones with like minds. Nur

JZK Viking bro. The future us bright as long more souls are embracing this great faith. I am waiting when Bushes daughters embrace Islam inshaAllah ( A Hijab in the White House) Let me share again one of my oldies on this subject: From My Old Posts Archive ( 2002) Nurtel Presents Back To The Future This is the year 2103, some of the news headlines: New York Times President Abdullah Tannenbaum has formally asked congressional committee on Islamic affairs to expedite the appropriation of three hundred Billion Dollars for the next fiscal year for Islamic education in public schools. The president was convinced that the positive results of the 12 year pilot project executed by Council of Islamic Alternative ( CIA) to test how Islamic education can assure reaching the US national goals of highly focused and driven graduates with high moral character and work ethics. The intitaive warrants that the nation invests in an Islamic education. The president was so encouraged that he told to Congress that the law enforcement is behind his initiative after they have received positive results in their own study which supports the presidents initiative. Congress is expected to approve the bill early January 2104. On another front, the European Union president Mr. Ahmed G�nter Kuhlmann and The ASEAN Union of States president Mr. Mohammed Suzuki have jointly proposed uniting the Pacific and the Atlantic under a single government that can serve humanity in a better way. President Abdullah Tannenbaum of The USA is very sympathetic to the idea and have even suggested that the three superpowers collectively cooperate in disseminating Islamic knowledge in Africa, Asia and the Arab World, nations that are suffering severe economic and social upheavals due to the vacuum created by deforstation and the oil bust respectively. Also, Mr. Suzuki has proposed the creation of the Makkah fund to flatten the hills around Makkah in order to increase the capacity of worshippers from the current 4 Million per year to 30 Million per year due to his large constituency in China and India. The Disney parks CEO Mr. Ali Disney has proposed a visionary architecture that will allow up to 30 million pilgrims to make the Hajj by the year 2106 when the project is completed. Of course the above is fiction, but below are the drivers that could make such a scenario possible. 1. The Death of Distance through this medium (internet), and Hybrid Air-Space planes that will fly two hours between New York and Garasbaalley or Jarriiban, which are on the drawing boards. 2. The failure of Communism to add a value to mankind's material needs (let alone spiritual) and the impending failure of "Democracy" to walk its talk, in its claim of truly representing the wishes of the people ( or should we change it the wishes of the influential). 3.The spiritual void created by secularism ( OK, you allow two men marry each other, what is next? Secularism must be runnig out of thrills!) 4. Islam's Supremacy and comprehensiveness in every sphere of life compared to all other religions and political theories combined. The first item will lead to the breaking of mental barriers that have kept Islam depicted in a negative way. ( QOD) Quraan on Demand, Quraan will be viewed for the first time ever without biased middlemen's interpretation to reach directly thought consumers wherever they are. The second item, Communism failed to provide bread to the workers, and Democracy began showing cracks, first in Algeria when the people clearly were leaning to elect an Islamist government and the "free" world interfered through their support of a military dictatorship instead of a democratically elected civilian government. What happened in Algeria is similar to a sales man who made a presentation to sell a product, once he was done, the customer decided to use the product for his own application, and the salesman who does not like the customers application, decided to interfere with the method the customer should be using the product. 3. The third Item, In the non Islamic world, there is affluence in terms of material wealth, but there is poverty in terms of spiritual wealth. People are desperate to find their creator, which is an imbedded trait like a salmon fish. But their false gods are in the way. The minute these people come in contact with Islam, and listen with an open mind, they feel freed like a bird. I have personally seen the fervor of new reverts to Islam and how much they value their new identity. Islam is growing fastest among Women in the west, isn't that interesting? of all groups, proving that the King has no clothes. 4. Fourth item, Here comes the solution, a one stop shop for all mankind's needs in this world connected to their needs in the next life. In today's parlance we call convergence of media, when we converge networks to save money and provide a better service. And in business when companies combine their assets and employees and cut waste to become profitable. So you can see why Islam is getting so much attention these days instead of Falun Gong. Islam can deliver and can save mankind. Nur 2002 NURTEL NEATWORKS Engaging your Mind

What will happen? Well, e-Nuri Preview from the ( Nudist Colony Thread) Read On! Now, your relatives take you to the grave, wiping their crocodile tears, thinking all along about the inheritance, and how to share it. While you were alive, you gave them your time and money, you may even have ruined your health because of worrying about them and not having time to excercise or eat right. And when you die they line up to claim the money that you were so stingy to spend on yourself. Now, after your death, your family can buy all the things you have denied them. Once in the grave, the angels will look up at your deliverables folder, and suddenly, they spot that your file is empty, no deliverables inside, worse yet, a lot of violations are logged on your record. ....And you thought that your traffic record was bad? wait till you see about a record keeping system that misses nothing, I mean zero tolerance, here we are talking about absolute justice, no fake lawyers, no lobbies, no biased media, no politcians. Your worries are just beginning, because in the arrival station, the grave, you will realize that you have neglected your duties, which were in the sphere of your influence, and worried about RIZQ, which was guaranteed to you. Now, you want to come back, to do otherwise, but, the gates are closed and the plane has taken off to another world, flying to the permanent domain of a Just King. At this station, you will be booked, after a quick interview which will highlight what you should exepect according to your accompanying manifest, and time stops for you as you take a long nap and depending on your manifest record, you may have several windows open showing future attractions in store for you. Upon arrival of the General Assembly of all of Humanity. You will have a new body, and you find yourself in a new world, you will notice that it is not the same sun or skies, not the same people, you would'nt believe if what you see is real or if you are dreaming, but that day your sight will be as sharp as steel. You will realize that the only thing that counts that day is how much truth you have with you. How much good have you delivered against the opportunity that was furnished to you? That day, it will not matter if you were a Hawiyyeh , Issaaq or ****** , woman or a man, rich or poor, king or a shoeshining boy, everything evaborates that day, except one currency: 1. Belief 2. Good Deeds You will be able to see your final home, or jail. And because the horror of what you see that day, you will not be able to notice that everyone around you is naked, this is not CLUB MED, it is CLUB DEAD. Clothes cover you from the elements, but it is TAQWA, ( Literally meaning to prevent yourself from the Punishment of Allah) that one should wear in this life, so that he/she does not become unprotected from being punished. Wear Taqwa Garment for your souls sake, you owe it to yourself. Surrender your soul to Allah before your body surrenders to its makers will and vanishes ion thin air, or sand. Why should you expose yourself, when you can get a free coverage like Taqwaa? Nur

Abraar Sis No more tears, no more guilt, at one point all of us to a degree must have been in that situation, juggling between being nice and adhering to the islamic etiquette, specially these days when the cultures are at a clash. When I used my product with a female, she was neautralized, no one was embarrassed, it was all laughs, our business office is predicting an avalanche of orders once our product hits the monitors at SOL. Kashafa Bro. The proto type works, I tried it on, and its really cool, its designed to neutralize attempts of physical handshake b4 its too late, on top of that, you get a lifetime supply of accsessories to go with it, wiat, that is not all, dont go away, if you order in the next 24 hours, we will throw in another surprise, our manual, " How to Finance Your College Education With An Islamic Loan. InshAllah while supplies last. What is the catch for all of this? well , well, Your soul! Nur

Kashafa bro. Our research shows that this new invention is a relief for many young Nomads, once it hits the market, hurry and get your gadget, you'd wonder how you have survived without one. Sharmarke bro Thanks for the compliment, we are going to use your comment in our upcoming testimonials brochure, we are not looking for satisfied customers, we want raving fans, e-Nuri shares will be listed on the Bakaaraha axchange, may be the fisrt IPO in Anarchist Somalia, unlike other product oriented companies, our products are literally GOODS, I mean GOOD DEEDS. Lazygirl Thanks for the compliment, a comment like that coming from a person like you is a compliment. Did you get up for Fajr Prayer Today? Zero bro. I get your drift, you see the internet is imaginary, we are talking about close encounters without physical contact, between an observing Muslim and a non observing person of either Muslim origin or a non Muslim. Castro bro. I just had a go on the nerves of some spiritually chalenged individuals (one seems beyound repair), so they react violently to novel ways of solving ettiquette related problems our community faces away from their habitat. Legend of Zhu "Wisdom" said Prophet Muhammad SAWS, " is the lost reasure of a Muslim wherever he finds it, he has more rights to it than others " e-Nuri appreciates your wisdom in clarifying the issue for the intellectually challenged Nomads. Nur

Caano Geel bro. It seems that you found a chrystal ball solution for personal, Economical, religious problems facing Muslims its is " Treat everybody like you would like to be treated" Well, Dont you see your over simplification: I expected to get a thoughtful response along the lines of concrete proposals that will turn events over so that Islam as a faith and Muslims as faithful people take their place among nations. On a personal levels I expected that you would suggest that every Muslim should apply and live with the tenets of our faith and not succumb to pressures of life in a non Islamic world, neglectinmg their duties to Allah, thus becoming the laughing stock of nations. Economically speaking, you could have suggested a the establishment of community savings to pool together our resources to help our communities and kids. Religious speaking, you could have proposed an organized Dawa program, that interfaces with host countries and, yes respects their culture and faiths, while delivering a clear message of Islam. Brother its better to live in undeveloped anarchist Somalia freely worshipping Allah than to feel unable to practice your faith nor express your feelings in an unhospitable atmpsophere. Nur

S.O.S sis That was immaculate, maashaAllah, thank you for sharing, I hade to scrample to find a Somali Dictioannary at times, but over all, the piece was descriptive and wise. Now, can you summarize main points as bullets and share with the latter day Nomads, we need to show them how rich our language is too.? Nur

An Old Article For New Nomads Nurtel Wordcraft Presents: Getting high, by going down under There are two ways to go high by going low To experiment with the first one, let us take an imaginative trip to the south of Somalia, ( Sorry Somali Landers, and Puntlandians). Today we go to an archipelago of islands off the coast of Kismayo, known by locals as Chula and Chawaay. In my last visit to that island, the locals, Somali Bajunis who speak Swahili, treated me so well, I almost thought of settling there, extremely generous people who captivated me with their cheerful character and hospitality. One condtion, you must enjoy eating Qubo, the marine turtle, known for its vitality enhancing power. After the morning breakfast, we head to the beach where a small boat is waiting paddled by a dark muscular guy who wears a smile so precious, if sold to depressed people in New York, Los Angeles or Toronto, could easily fetch a million dollar tap. Now we ride the boat with Juma, I say, " Jambo, habariako? " Jambo sana, Nur, habari ya jamayaako, lama goodle"? responds Juma jubilantly. " madaxfalluuq?, I quip. We then go packing our boat with food, our scuba tanks and equipment, and off we go to a nearby reef. Before we go down, we put on our masks, strap our weights, put on our fins, tighten our jackets, read our tank meters, say our dhiker, ( bismillah, twakkaltu calaAllah, wa laa xawla walaa quwata illaa billaah) and splash down, on our back first. What a feeling! subxaanaAllah! Seconds later, everything is calm, down in the warm waters of the Indian ocean , except for sound of blue bubbles, as we descend, we periodically equalize pressure of our eardrums interior with the exterior pressure of the water which is increasing with depth as we descend. Now we come in contact with the inhabitants of the planet down under, a collection of living crustaceans, colorful corals and tropical fish on a background of the turquoise crystal clear water of the Indian ocean decorated by the strong penetrating rays of sunlight creating a 4th of July kind of tantalizing effect. Moments later, a shark is spotted circling around us as we descend, the shark, is sizing us up ( who are these guys?). Like Somalinet Forum Scumbags, a shark will not attack you if you are down under with him, his eye lenses see you a one-fourth bigger than your real size, which in the law of the jungle means ( Ninuusan warankiisu ku gelin, weedhiisu kuma gasho). In contrast, a shark only attacks when you soar above him, in which case he mistakenly thinks you are an easy prey for a kill, a prey that can not defend itself. The shark after few circles, leaves us in peace, not in pieces, Alhamdulillah, compliments of our Dhikr we invoked before we took the dive for which the angels responded ( Hudiitum, wa kufiitum) As we breathe in and out of our compressed scuba tanks while descending, the mixture of air in our tanks creates an interesting effect called Nitrogen Narcosis. ( sarkhaannimada Naytroojiinka). This effect is equivalent to a narcotic effect or an alcoholic intake which impairs judgment below hundred feet. Nitrogen as any Chem one-o-one student knows, is an inert gas, goes in and out of your lungs without any energy transformation effect, but at high concentration, the nitrogen, along with the oxygen and carbon dioxide and other trace gasses, obey Jaalle Dalton's law which causes Oxygen toxicity while at the same time enhancing the effect of other contaminant gasses on your brain which makes a pesron behave funny. As you descend further down, the hallucination increases, and you literally go high while going down, hence the exotic title of this topic, some excited victims of this phenomena were reported to have fought off their rescuers until they sank to their assured death. This effect is similar to the way some Somalinet Scumbags get high by living and posting lowly materials, the lower they go, the higher intoxicated they get, scaring away decent readers and family oriented browsers, until one day they wake up in a non familiar environment, and face an interrogation by two serious angles called Munkar and Nakiir, for their arraignment interview, followed by their subsequent classification and holding in the temporary penitentiary known as Barzakh, after which they will be hauled to their permanent home of misery and pain, so they can pay for their evils on earth which they thought will never catch up with them. A bad calculation indeed. So, to avoid the above horrible scenario, these evildoers can go get high in a different way: The second way of getting high by going- low, is to bow down in prayers, the more times you go down, the higher you get in happiness and self fulfillment, also, Allah SWT will resurrect you in higher rank in the next life when you have gone down on your knees many times out of Allah's love and respect. The prayers will help you avoid evil ways that will cost you dearly, and will help you choose your words and actions for a higher (ROI), and as a result you will be loved for your good actions on earth and fully credited in the hereafter, instead of being feared for your evil ways, like Machiavelli suggested in his famous book, Prince, and as implemented by modern warlords and politicians to rule over and mislead ignorant masses. Allah SWT says: "We have created man in the best of forms ( perfection, when man lives up to the purpose of his creation), and then ( as a result of his failure to live up to his place in Allah's dominion) we demoted (some of mankind) him to the (level of the animals) lowest of the low" Meaning Translation courtesy of Nurtel Tran- Semantics Service. So if you are bottom feeder, and dweller, remember, that you can only go up from where you are if you heed my advice. Literally an uplifting message from a caring paesano. Nur 2003 e-Nuri Marine Life Expedition (PPSC) Paradise is Possible Summer Campaign

The Long awaited sequel of the article Going Up By Going Down Tira Mi Su What does the above title mean? a. An Italian Dessert, very delicious chocolate cake? b. A Japanese mountain c. It Means "Lift-Me-Up" If You answered c. You are right, If a. was your choice you are close, there is a delicious dessert by that name, its meant to lift you up when you take a bite, but don't eat too much of it, its fattening, you will sink down in your own weight. What goes up, comes down, except for a good word of kindness you express to others or a good deed you perform to seek pleasure of your maker. Allah SWT says in Quraan: " Toward Him, do good words ascend, while He uplifts a good deed (for acceptance)" " You see walaal, everything we say is recorded, only the good words get uplifted for a reward and recognition, these are words that stem from pure ikhlaas, and follow the example of the Sunnah, other words we say, go down in history with shame, a bad word can lower you to hell tumbling down for 70 years. As the Italian dessert's name implies, we all want to be lifted up from the gutter we live in called earthly life, in which man descends to record lows in his actions toward fellow man and thus to his own demise, we want to go up to heaven, to Dar Es Salaam ( Palace Of Peace), to join our loved ones, our Prophets, Siddiques, Martyrs and to accompany the pious. But, wishing for that lift off is not good enough, one has to examine her deeds, and see if she has enough take off power for the iman rocket to take off, but as we fire our engines for the lift off, the excess loads that we carry known as worldly toys drags us down, thus preventing the desired lift off, our worldly concerns of wealth and pleasure takes such a heavy toll on our ability to escape the gravitational force of the worldly love. When we become aware of that problem, we need not only to offset that downward force by an upward force, but also to add more force to ascend to the heavens, Allah SWT says in Quraan: "Qad Aflaxa man Zakkaahaa wa qad khaaba man dassahaa " meaning: Successful is the soul that Lifts itself up and the soul that lowers itself has indeed made a loss. That is right, don't shake your head in disbelief, Contrary to common references from Quraanic Tafaseer, translations, the meaning of Zakaa in Arabic does not directly mean cleansing, in the first place it means when something rises up to a higher ground, its said ZAKAA, Arab aristocrats used to live high on hills ( ZAKAA) while the lower class lived on the valleys ( DASSAA) just like how in the Quraan its referred to ( Yadussuhu Fi Turaab), so when we say Zakaa, in Classical Arabic, we mean, ascend, or rise up, . So our solid iman can help us literally to ascend when we do good deeds or say good words , or write good articles on the web. ( you guessed right, this is my own secret plan, to rise to Jannah using SOL boards as springboard ) e-Nuri, a promising upscale growth enterprises on the net, is pitching these Hasanaat lift off gears to give you a special lift, much better than the Italian cake & Ice cream mix, sharing with you on these SOL boards secrets of what lifts you up and what drags you down, because unlike this dog-eat-dog world, eNuri's own lift off is tied to assisting you to rise to the occasion, for example, for few Dollars you send home allows you to employ our Sadaqah baloons for your lift off, it will remove unbearable weights off from your back on the day of judgement, because the more indisposed wealth in your care, the more weight you need to offset to lift off, therefore, Sadaqah balloon is the offsetting force you need to rise above your worldly woes to touch the face of heaven, to help you lift off to escape worldly gravity, Allah instructs His Prophet SAWS (khud min amwaalihim sadaqatan tudahiruhum wa tuzakkiihim bihaa wa salli caleyhim, inna salaatuka sakanun lahum wallaahu samiicun caliim) Take away from their wealth a charitable portion to the benefit of the less fortunate ones, which will purify their wealth, thus lifting them higher in( Allah's measure) But not everyone is choosing to rise up, because their investments on earth in terms of material wealth is so huge, they opt for staying on low grounds with their possessions, but little do the know that they will leave their toys behind them, regarding this type of humans, Allah SWT says in Quraan: " Wa law shiinaa la rafacnaahu bihaa, wa laakinnahu akhlada ilal ardh) meaning, " If we wanted , we could have lifted him up with (iman) but he opted for staying behind on earth with intention to last forever ( which he cant) " In another verse Allah is asking " Athaaqaltum ilal ardh ?" meaning " are you heavily bound on earth (due to your possessions weight) ?" by foregoing Allah's liftoff offer, we are falsely appraising our worldly possessions to be more valuable than Allah's promise, we are like kids who dont believe their parents. Zakaa also means Namaa, ( Ziyaadah fil kheir ( an increase in goodness ), so in a way, its a growth business, its was reported that Prophet Muhammad SAWS said " Maa naqasa maalun min Sadaqah" Wealth is not reduced by giving away Sadaqah ( Charity ) ). Thus wealth grows with sadaqah and is reduced by Usury ( Ribaa) , Allah SWT says: " Yamxaqullaahul Ribaa wa yurbii al Sadaqaat" meaning : Allah casues usury to fail while increasing the value of charity " a fact any businessman or businesswoman knows that capital will grow when a business expands to gain market share toward long term profitability, otherwise it goes down, so the only way to stay in business is to keep growing, but no business can grow without being efficient, a sound business strategy calls for a ballance between suppliers, customers, empoyees, products and services. Similarly, we as humans, are dealing with many forces in our attempt to ascend to Allah SWT, like our own self evil ( Nafs ammarah bil suu) , Satan, love of wealth, perfumes, nice cars, homes, gardens, Qaat, and the opposite sex, thus by removing theses dragging forces which inhibit growth of the soul and its rising higher to its maker, we ascend in peace. Therefore you may ask, what drags us down?, well how about own worldly desires for starters? I am sure you know what i mean! Dunyaa Desires! Its said that as kids, our strength is concentrated in our feet and legs, so we jump and run around tirelessly, later when we hit the teens, our strength moves up from our feet to our middle parts, hormones kick in and we suffer a conflict of desires and values, when we hit our 30ties our bellies get bigger, ( Allah knows what is in it) , our energy is concentrated on our waist ( No sports, exercise, and a lots of pasta), @ 40ies our strength moves to our minds, Allah SWT says " Xattaa idhaa balagha ashuddahu, wa balagha arbaciina sanatan When a man reaches his peak strength (mental+Physical) @ 50ties n beyond we seek presidency of Reer Qansax in Somali elections to get a false high while chewing on the weed drugs we call Qaat. Dassaa, in Arabic means to lower one's soul with sins, just like kufr means to hide one's natural beliefs, so when a soul is hidden in the earthly mud, it cant rise up, it needs to be purified from the muddy dirt that covers it, so that it can seek its maker, When you live high above, with morals that benefit people, like charity, cheerfulness, honesty, helpfulness, generosity, people look up to you in respect, when you cover yourself with mud of mistrust, suspicion, hatred, envy, you are down the sewage, so saaxib why not soar with the eagles, instead of tumbling down in your dunuub dirt? Zakkahhaa, therefore means soaring above, dassaahaa means lowering ones self. We all need a liftoff force, the Taqwaa fuel, to escape dunyaa gravity, because our sins (dunuub) are weights we have to free ourselves from to soar above it all. Nur 2006 e-Nuri Softwaano Series An Ebodiment Of Your Conscious

Kheir Brother You write; ultivating a Muslim Personality is difficuly and I find that most parents try to live ISLAM through their kids, when they themselves are FRAGMENTED MUSLIMS. Case in point, kids go to islamic school but when they come home, their is a Big Screen T.V. de-programming them and quran is not being recited in the home and the salat is not established with the kids That is so right bro. Kids learn through three mediums 1. School 8 hours/day 2. Frineds and Neighborhoods 8 hours/day 3. Home Weekends When you put TV at home, you are bringing strangers to upbring your kids, in addition to their influence at school and the street. What we need is to define the problem better, a good question is half the answer, let us think about end results we would like to see after all is said and done. Lets us ask questions: 1. Are we role models for what we want our kids to be? 2. Are we taking an active part in their developmjent? 3. Are we seeking advice and help of ways to help bring up our kids in line with our faith? Answers tothe questions can unearth the problem, after which we can think of how to solve them, but first, we must face issues at point blank. Nur

Blessed Soul You write " is this about something else altogether? Not really, as latter day Dawa workers, we think big, but we act in humble little ways, we are busy devising solutions to little nuisiances, like the embarrassment a woman feels when a man extends his hand to a Xaliimo and she hesitates shaking his hand due to the clear Hadeeth that prohibits opposite sexes who are not family, to shake hands. So when a woman declines a handshake , a non Muslim man, or a "Non Practicing Muslim" as they call it, feels embarrassed, at times its the other way around. So, at e-Nuri where we strive to bridge gaps of misunderstanding in a world that is becoming more chaotic by the hour, we analysed the problem, in more than one way and suddenly came up with a solution. Actually it happened to me in the office one day when a subordinate female and I shook the first historically recorded wireless handshake to the applause of office people, at last, a fun way of transmitting a handshake is invented, The trial version will be posted and directions will be posted on Islam page, if the audience like the product, we may have to file for intellectual protection at the Kurtunwaarrey Patent Office, since many of our products have been copied without due reference to the Somaliaonline medium that housed e-Nuri enterprises for the past five years. Rest assured that e-Nuri has the sole intention of adding a positive value to Namds life, both present and next, we are only paid when our declared motives matches deliverables on ground, hence our resolve and light heartedness, its tough job, so we mellow it with humor. Nur

The Wireless Handshake Salaam! From the people who brought to you the Road map To Paradise, The Nurtel opticians, The Hasanaat Restaurant and the Nudist Colony. Another original new product for our audience, who have conflicting feelings on the issue of shaking hands with stragers of the opposite sex. No more embarrassments Imagine shaking hands with the opposite sex wirelessly, without offfending anyone, and everyone yone smiling while shaking the fresh air wirelessly ? I am sure you are also smiling? Thanks to our engineers, they work hard, so you take it easy! Well, the product is going to be launched soon on this screen, come back for details. Always look out for new products from e-Nuri Technologies, your partners to Paradise, inshAllah. Say You saw it at Somaliaonline e-Nuri. 2006 e-Nuri technologies Division Kurtunwaarrey Research Corridor Kurtunwaarey, Somalia

Caano Geel bro. For you to write off any other explanation for our decadence other than our own self inflicted wound is simplistic at best, no problem of this magnitude has a single solution set, and this is no different, so I agree with you to our contribution to the problem, and to that end lets be practical about it, lets identify the problems, analyse the causes, devise solutions, prioretize them and then walk our talk. On a personal level, what should each and every Muslim do to reverse this evil cycle? Your response will show the depth of your understanding of the problems at hand. Nur

JB bro. If religion was a football game, Muslims represent a team and kufr represents another, each team has a goal and the two at times are in conflict, as such in the absence of a regulatory body ( There is non for world religions to do the policing ) we get into a mess of sorts, the goal post is kept moving and out of frustration Muslims feel cheated, the play is not on level grounds, we call it rigging or fixing in the sports. In politics, we call it dirty games, Nixon wire tapped the Democrats, and the conspiracy became the famous watergate scandal. But, I respect your prudence, and your choice of explaining everything that happens to Muslims as a Coincidence, a coincidence by design may be? . Saxib The dilemma is how to prove a Conspiracy of this magnitude, because its based on utter secrecy, no one will ever admit to it, and no court is big enough to try it on earth as the accused wields more temporal power than the victim. But if the daily dose of lies that is being unearthed on a daily basis is a measure, Cag Bakayle, Chairman of the Somali Anarchist Union, has more integrity and credibility than these politicians, So, the best thing we can do here at SOL, is pose the question, the real answer will only be known in the next life, how interesting?. The most famous conspiracy story in the Quran is that of Prophet Josef, another coincidence that the same evil is taking place in the same lands. Nur

Rendevouz bro. You are on saaxib e-Nuri thanks you for your offer, inshAllah, our Somali Community will benefit from your liaison as a connector, a link or a supernode, literally a social connector of people to Allah SWT. Blessed May Allah bless you sis, I understand that you feel the problems since you may have few anarchists at home, by helping e-Nuri, you can help shape the future of Somalis with those under your care, lets share tips on how to mold the future leaders together sis. No More Warlords InshaAllah Ibn Abbas bro JZK for the exhautive vision you have shared, in addition we need to organize the community abroad to form an educational association to make the change for a better future. We need to bring up children who are highly analytical, sharp minded, tolerant of others viewpoints while having solid confidence in their faith Nur

Caano Geel What a charismatic smile bro. Your smile is killing a lotta Xalimos on-line, Oh and your 70s Afro Hairdo, could be a test if you are not planning to tie up with a Xalimo on-line anytime soon, courtesy of e-Nuri Mariage counsellors. You see Caano Geel, it was reported that a good looking fellow like yourself was blamed for tempting the girls of Madina during the Caliphate of Omar, Omar ordered his hair shaved, The Caliph was told the guy looks even more handsome, captivating and a threat to the girls in Madina, Omar ordered the guy to be austed from Madina city limits altogether. I am not suggesting such an austere measure in your case, a simple e-Nuri Questionnaire on these boards will do to see how many Xalimo felt tested by your looks, and if a threat is detected, a simple Photoshop rendering will do the trick, also, the Caliphate is not here yet, you can sigh with relief, but at one step a day pace, Islam is coming, and we are collectively working toward that end with Allah's help so you too can smell the cappuccino, so dont worry from the Caliphate anytime soon my bro. you can still enjoy sipping your favored Caano Geel in your civilized western setting while throwing blame right and left in the meantime exempting yourself from any real role to make a difference. But for once bro., think that by having a different opinion a Nomad is not neccessarily a stoopid, when we fail considering a different point of view, we may not see the full picture of what is going on, your observation of our faults goes without saying, but like kids building a sand castle on the beach, looking out for violent waves is as important as decorating the sand castle. Nur

Zahra sis As the senior SOL Advisor and CEO of e-Nuri Enterprises on these pages, we strongly suggest that no one should fall in love with their clients, employees or secretary. But since you are a logistics person, I can understand that outsourcing a hubby from your client base seems convenient, my take is; be careful with this offer, look for a hubby who doesnt value your business for marriage, or who is attracted to your body contours like Bishaaro suggested, rather go find a husband who is attracted to your outlook in life and beliefs, when everything goes away, principles remain, and in case you meet another married man, make sure that he has a bright track record with his current wifey, go visit his house, and check his kids dressing and school grades, you should never be used as resting area for a man fleeing from a domestic problem, e-Nuri believes that ONLY Faaraxs who have shown in a transparent way, respect and responisbility of their first marriage are entitled to take on another wifey as a reward. Allah says in Quraan:Wa la in Shakartum la aziidannakum Meaning, If you become grateful (appreciate what you have) I shall give you more ( of what you love). Nur