Besides, men always like what they cant have. Old rule. So mom always told me to play hard to get and he will come running into the shabaq! My Dear Mom taught me the same thing. But why Oh why do they like what they can't have? Seriously, I noticed that the minute they sense Jiljileec and a little bit of vulnerability, they're turned off :confused: . My guy friends always told me to play a bit distant and completely independant in relationships but to be honest I feel like a fraud when I do that, plus it is sooo much work :mad:

Somalians also have a hostile nature, meaning that if you saw one, you're punched in yer balls LOL kix kixxx(chokes and falls off the chair..screams at a kid who is an innocent bystander with her TRIANGULAR head bulging) :rolleyes:

Whats wrong with being American, Allah? *waves* at Pucca.

*Big, fluffy, Warm Hugzz* You're definetly having a bad day, sweety. But remember it is just one bad day. I definetly understand the part about the Ex with the chick. I know you feel like nothing is going well for you but try to see the brighter side of things. Go hang out with a friend or watch comedy or listen to some Quran. When you wake up tommorrow, everything will be better inshallah.

Be more descriptive. When it comes to spoken word, the devil is in the details. The topic you chose could be more horrific, funny or even sad depending on how much emotions you invest and what words you choose. Good luck!

Hello, fellow trollers Man these Cadaan people are hilarious. I just pretty much told the principle of my school who is also my boss NO, can’t. Nope, sorry for the first time! And he looked like as if I slapped him on the face . These darn committees are always planning meetings and then, they don’t tell you until the last minute. And the nerve! It is like “Oh, you mean you cant come”? :mad:

I absolutely agree. I wouldnt make any direct or inderect move :eek: because I can just imagine how the convo would go on the first date. Here is what one might expect from a Farah: Farah(sits there smugly and checks his reflection on the mirror) so *heblaayo* wuz good? Halimo( nervously stares at Farah and waits for the usual Farah compliments and the ooing and the aahs on first dates but nothing . Farah has climbed on a high horse): nothing much wallahi. Farah(sitting high on his throne) so I assume you havent done this before. Halimo: No. Farah: yeah, right :rolleyes: Halimo: whats that supposed to mean? Farah: Com on, dont play innocent. It is Ok. I get approached all the times, dont feel bad. Halimo( feeling slightly sick to her stomach) I knew I shouldnt have done this. Gota go. Farah( feeling confused and slightly irritated): Ok. so you're picking up the check then? Halimo(feeling disoriented :confused: ): But it is our first date... Farah: But You asked me out Halima: Remind me to never do this again. Listen girls, asking a guy out is a big NO NO!

TO: Dear Awoowe Ngonge, I always thought of you as wise and gar yaqaan however, you are simply breaking my heart. Are you simply advocating for the poor woman to subject herself and her kids to this kind of harsh treatment and pretend to be content while she is at it, just because she has 8 kids? That seems some thing Somalis did in the 1900’s. I can just imagine oday gar weeyn sitting under a tree saying “ naa heedhee ninku 8 buu kaa dhalayee maxaa kuu haray bal?” No sir, that’s not fair. (she left him and moved to another city remember). She obviously moved because she couldn’t stand being in the same town with him :rolleyes: . And he came after her. And brought her hopes up by claiming that he wanted her back and then married another woman probably out of spite :mad: . He sounds not only cruel but someone who is vengeful. It has something to do with the fact the wife still wanted him even after hearing he was married again. It doesn’t say, in what little info. we gathered from JB, that she wanted him. It says the family wanted to meet him, to mediate perhaps( you know how we Somalis like to keep asses in their houses, right? If she wants that 'biil' to continue, she has to kiss his feet, adeero. It's really no big thing. He's the father of her eight kids whom she loved and adored before this little blip in their relationship. :mad: Are you serious? :rolleyes: Why does she has to suck up to this sucker to get “biil” for the kids. It is his kids therefore, he should be held responsible. The love is obviously gone. And are you kidding me with the “blip”? You call this mess a blip?

Yaa Rabb, Man he is stup!d fooqul Stup!d :eek: . Here is the solution. He should be declared incompetent and immediate divorce should be granted on the spot but not before, the woman’s family get hold of his sorry *** and beat him silly. Eight kids and he married again? Ciil badanaa!! :mad: :mad:

Sure, gentle sis.

JB, whats the deal Ina adeer? We are all family here so spill the beans. Why must you cursed if you don't dive into their family problems? Ma gabadhaad raajicinaysaa or you have a beef with the man or by some misfortune you witnesed something you shouldn't have witnesed?

Morning ya'll Ibti , And here I thought I was holding back Scorpian, Nah, you just need to find comfortable ones that are 100% cotton, preferably from CK or DKNY. The cheap stuff is not even sanitary I beleive :eek: To all the boys browsing this section, you are in violation :mad: Get out before we talk about the color of our toenails and effect of shaving creams

"I was concerned about my overall toning down by my vagina," said Alisande Belo ku heshay!! Scorpian The only place a thong is acceptable is at the gym. Have you ever tried a regular underwear, it looks like there is a degree of seperation going on behind there :eek:

It is about virginity. He said he always dreamed of marrying and since he's been playing " da field he can smell a non-virgin woman.

Ok , Ok, I know that I’m a girl and I’m not “supposed to “ talk about these kinds of things. But I heard some terrible news last night. A relative of mine got married about a month ago. She had a lavish wedding and moved to a different state for the guy. Now, only a month later He DIVORCED her because she “lied” about being a virgin . Accusations are now flying. The girl is insisting that she never had any relations with a man (I believe her) and the only reason he is doing this is because he says she was supposed to bleed (sorry for the graphic nature of the story) a lot and she didn’t. His only defense is “I’ve been with many virgins and I know one when I see one” :rolleyes: So SOL boys, would you divorce or leave someone you love if you found out(or you suspected) she wasn’t a virgin? • Covers her ears with her hands and ducks from all the “naaya, ma waxaasad la shir timi and all the how dare you.” Waves at AT&T and Ngonge.

Loool@ "Big dady" I was never a big fan of ring tones. I used to have "be without you" by Mary J. and it used to scare the crap out of me everytime it rings cuz I would ofcourse forget that I had a ring tone and it would ring in the middle of a meeting or a class so I got rid of it. I was looking through my phone the other day and I realized that I have lots of "dont pick ups" in my phone. Most of whom,I can hardly remember whose they are and why I was ignoring them:confused:

I'm so sorry Ibti, reminds me of the time I suffered from temporary insanity and decided to braid my hair :mad: , I felt like my scalp was on fire for a week. I was going to a friend's graduation, but didnt even make it cuz I felt like going on a kiling spree :mad: I'm not a girly girl. There is absolutely nothing I would suffer for.

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Don't do it dear. You'll die or rot in some hospital before you see the $$

Subax Wanaagsan trollers. Ibti, are you ok dear?

Protocol, Don't let them taunt you Walaalo. If you see someone commiting or ploting a crime, please report it to the proper authority. This whole "gaalada yaan loo dhiibin" B.S :eek: is getting on my nerves. This is how we destroyed our country harboring and helping criminals escape and we want to continue saqajaanimadaas here too :rolleyes: .

You London girls have it good, Walaahi . I'm jelous :mad: . I'm offically inviting all of you adventerous ladies to move to the U.S.

Salam Aleikum W.W Dear SOLers: I would like to ask few simple questions PLEASE and I would appreciate if I could get an honest answer. Why is it whenever someone associated with the religion of Islam gets to be prosecuted and found guilty and then bashed mercilessly right here in the bias and corrupt courts of SOL? whatever happened to 'Innocent til Proven Guilty? Why do most of you (who call or consider themselves Muslims) enjoy dragging the religion of Islam to the mud when you and I know very well that the fault lies with the Muslims you and I included? What do you gain from disrespecting people and calling them names when you yourself could be far worse than those you are mocking? Since when did ‘hijab’ become a name? you're a Muslim...you should know better than calling some one a Hijabi...just because the kuffar did it doesn't mean you should repeat it or then you might as well go on and insult the prophet (p.b.u.h) just because the kufaars did it too... Show me where in the thread, Islam is being disrespected or even the sister?If anything, everyone is on the other side. So chill out, bro.

You are wrong