Chocolate and Honey

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  1. :rolleyes: should you've named the lady Christina or Kat the story would've been much realistic but Xalwo? A somali woman in her 50's wanting it that bad is err.. a bit unrealistic aint it?
  2. Heh. I wonder what others think about this fight between Fu-Fu and Siren? Is it a cat fight? kix, kix Alla Hooyoy, Ngonge waa imtixaan socda. At first, I didnt get it untill I remembered that FU FU used to be a she on SOL before he had the identity crisis and now THE SIREN . Ehem... as for the topic, I'm not touching it.
  3. Afternoon Trollers, So you lazy lot only troll when you're supposed to be working huh? Productivity must've dropped like rain when SOL opened for bussiness, lol!
  4. UGH!!! If I hear one more word about Somaliland I dont know what I will do!! There is only ONE SOMALIA. SOMALIAND is just a freaking STATE exactly THAT AND ONLY THAT. NOT A COUNTRY PPl. STOP SUPPORTING DIVISION. UGHHH!
  5. Definetly Kant. Also, I get so intrigued by Machiavelli and the whole "the end justifies the means" argument. The Prince is so revolationary in the sense that it gives cruelty some sort of legitimacy.
  6. Ninyaaban, you have a good taste brother! Eventhough i'm not a big fan of 'dhagacas' but i still somehow think 'Qudbo-Sirro' inay isaga socon lahayeen kuwaas! Untill that is, the right Xalimo-Raliyo is found of course Liar, liar pants on fire
  7. When you say Africa, Egypt is included too and I have seen some females with green eyes and ofcourse the Nubians are there too. So I dont know how Somalis could be number one.
  8. Here is a little secret, all girls are smarter than their husband, they just pretend to make you all feel adequate, most of the time they sitting thinking, bet I can do it better, faster, cheaper and in less time, damn farah! True but we tend to message their egos. Reminds me of this weekend where the man in my life was explaining something to me but I knew all the information better than he did. There was a glow on his face and he was feeling all macho so I bit my tongue and listened to wrong information all the while dying inside to say " No honey, thats not true." Once in a while you just have to humor them. Wallahi, men are so fragile and they just have this need to fix everything and to be needed.
  9. Oh My love, I love BONES and THE CLOSER. Who doesnt like Brenda Johnson(isnt she actor Keven Bacon's wife?) She is a stuborn woman and she is very effective at closing the case, and she is also obsessive compulsive when it comes to chocolate, lol! Bones is very entertaining too. Man I'm a T.V. junky this summer. NCIS is good too with all the head slapping and correcting the Isreali girl's English all the time.
  10. You know better than that, com on now!
  11. they dont know "mujahids" go back to SOmalia and marry young ladies. Thats why the ladies demanded the "Jihad" be real, like for sure he will only think of like he WILL NOT COME BACK .
  12. I'm scared to go the gym today . Exactly, last ramadan I purchased several sessions with a trainer and only attended a couple. I dont know what possesed me but when I heard Ramadan, I was reminded of the money I wasted so I contacted my gym and demanded to be refunded or accomodated. Anyhoo, they are baffled as to why I could claim the sessions after a year? Plus, the trainer quit :mad: . So I've been hassling for sessions. Didnt think anything would come off it though( I was merely throwing tantrums to prove that I wasnt taken advantage of even my lazy *** quit) but they set me up with a trainer!! And, and I dont want to go :confused: But I have to or the lady will kill me because she jumped through a lot of hoops to validate sessions a)I have no proof I didnt finish,b)was a year go.
  13. Morning people. The Zack, no it is not.
  14. Today I went to my favorite bookstore just to browse, read and have my fav iced coffee. The place has changed since I've visited walee. All kinds of Somalis yar iyo weyn Mashallah reading all kinds of books, sipping on their tea and no talking either!! I'm trully impressed. I have even spotted an old man about sixty reading Health, cute!
  15. Ducaysane, No ina abti, xaalku wuxuu qabtaa dadka gafa Canjeex, yes I did . Some men think it is ilbaxnimo nooh like my cousin said when he arrived "anigu maba moodayo inaan Maraykan imid ilaa iyo intaan la___ mid indho buluug ah leh oo timihuna xarig u eg yihiin :eek:
  16. Sheekha quruxlow uu noqday,yaah. He's come long ways from his gurilla days. ME LIKE IT!!
  17. Lol@ "He should be hunted down and killed preferably with the woman." Since when did shaking hands warranted killing. Shows where xaalada marayso, wallee.
  18. Dont worry they'll be schooled by their peers. It will only make them tougher. Lol reminds of a student of mine who used to come to school with dacas, macawiis and African shirt style(just came from the motherland) and the rest of the students at first started asking " are you in a play?" Then, they gave up. I was tempted to talk to him about personal hygine and dress codes but decided against it because he is soo sweeeeeet. Anyway, at the end of the school year, he changed. One day he walked in and heads turned. He is so stylish; I mean grown men I know dont even know how to dress like that! All the girls in the class have a crush on him, now loooool.
  19. Good Luck for I know this will generate a backlash from those in our community who rather convince themselves that ppl arent doing the deed. Somalis are more promisques than EVER. I mean it is not a taboo anymore amongst youngesters. And what's more, more and more guys are mixing with other races in the clubs and other Godforsaken places but they're marrying Somali girls in the end. So I wonder how many people are infected and are carriers who dont even know themselves?
  20. Morning folks(ehem.. it is morning for me since I just woke up).
  21. TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAST PIC, INDHOOLE WAAXID. NATURE LIBAX IYO GEEDO MAA U KASEE?
  22. Did you take these yourself? I love nature. Thanks.
  23. Afternoon girls and boys and odayaal. Fahema, Milk shakes be it caramel or chocolate in restaurants have the double the amount, 1100cal to be exact. And sometimes, I used to order it as a bevarage with my food, ughh! If you lost trust in someone dear to you and they swear up and down they're being honest with you, what would you do? Woul you take their word for it or would you be wary of them?