Hello dear Chub, It is very humid and dry. How is your eid prep going?

Morning My ppl, I'm falling sleep and I jus got here 5 minutes ago, lol!

you telling her to take a nap while at work. xaasidad. You wana her get fired gabdha soo ma ahan. LOl Wax waalan. She is done with work and going home but doesnt want to cook. So a quick nap would re-energize her nooh.

Ibti, take a quick nap! I'm having one of those days too.

Lol. I really was tempted to check-out one of the ads for "somaliwomen" but had a gut feeling it would direct me to nothing. I doubt that any self-respecting somali woman would advertise herself on google.

Morning Trollers, Today, I'm dreaming of a fun and cibaado filled eid day.

This stalkish behavior is exactly why your request to befriend the queen was rejected . No Raali man would dare go against the object of his desire's wishes. And a Raali man is exactly what the doctor prescribed for miss choco. Good day, sir .

Naagtu indho adkaa traveling to marry a man she's never seen his pic? She deserves worse than that. Ps. Why couldnt he just leave her alone? It doesnt make sense.

oh welcome my raaliyo - Sayid at your service describe your striking features for me now. I thought I rejected your Application

Morning Che, I liked the part about "striking features" lol. MSN shaqo la'aan baa ka badatay nooh.

Countries with Best-Looking Locals, lol. Morning trollers

slide show I hope this link works. Yes! I found this on MSN today. We are at bar with Brazil and Austrilia?

When she is 18 I expect her to be the worlds most talented female nuclear scientist, demanded by the likes of Iran for millions of dollars. I will also be a loving father that never takes advantage of his children. As for my son, ill religously take him to football practice from the age of 1.5. Man, I will exhaust every avenue and resource to make him the next Ronaldo. However, when he makes enough money and earns millions with real madrid, I will break his leg accidentally( of course on purpose), as football stardom is a fitna. He'll find another job advertising my daughters nuclear research center.

I always feel giddy about EID day. I love it; the frantic shopping for that IT skirt with a matching khamaar, the shoving and yelling at the Somali malls, the occasional male aggression, the sheer exhoustion, ughhh I love it! And no, it aint too early. EID is next week ppl, get you shoppin on. I'm currently shopping online.

Drugs should be illegal because they are toxic to your body, expensive and they invite a host of other problems such as prostitution, neglect and taking other's lives. I would love to see alcohol banned and add ciggarets while you're at it.

Hello Trollers, It says over 2000 people are surfing the site, could that be true?

Yes I would if they are boys or girls. The thing about boys is they stop when they see a female in their midst but continue cursing. But girls? Oh boy, they'll just use you as a weapon.

Somalidu waxay dhahdaa(And I'm fond of Somali proverbs and always looking for situations they fit) i jiid ana aan ku jiido gacmo daalis weeye. I will come back for this topic when I get some time on my hands IA.

Ohh, OMG, I remember what I was doing 9/9/999. I moved from ATL to a small town of a couple of thousands of White people in MN where my aunts who witnessed my birth and havent seen me since poked at my chest arguing passionetly amongst them whether I was devoloping something under my shirt or not :eek: . I sat on the stairs and cried :confused: for what I dont have a freaking clue!! Then this girl sat next to me who turned out to be my neighbor, who has been my best friend since this year

Horta ayn is guursono - legend of zu ba wadaadka ah, webiga mudug baa markhantiga ah, Raaliyo iska micneyndoona. Waan ka noqday Nin i hor boodayo isnt submissive enough. You shoul've waited in agony for my return and response but waaba iga **** hadashay, hence my refusal to process your application

^i am coming! Warning thought - i would say anything to make you mine (read submissive) Now here is the plan, naag ma maqli karo so best that you announce that you're the property of none other than the lovely Chocolet. Some sort of a tatoo would be sufficient enuff for the time beings. I cost a fortune, so now is the time to put your five-year-plan to become a millioner into action. And oh yeah, I will submit my daily-demands later on.

Well,there is something to learn from them then,strong headed Somali Women need to be put down..reerihii bee burburiyeen,halagaa qabtoo raga miskintaa.. Malika, luuqa soo gal, let me have a word or two with you bal hon *whispers to Malika " now tell me. You're setting up the SOL boys right? Right, thats what I thought, shax shax." Zayid, I'm looking for a submissive kusband, if you see one send my way .

Install fear in them early on, thats my only plan. I grew up in the west and Lord only knows I was scared shitless of my Mom during high school AND college. Funny thing though, she only hit me once in her life. And to this day, if she says "Naayaa!" I feel that fear rising to my throat,lol. Alxamdullilah, it served me well. It's not so much a physical abuse I was afraid of but the disappoinment in her voice and the anger in her eyes would stop me dead on my tracks because she raised me preciously.

The Western Media is so selectiv; I wonder why the Asians, especially the Indians, Chinese, and their neighboring countries dont get picked on for Women's rights violations as they do on say, Saudi Arabia? How they treat women is plain disgusting.

No. Thank God! Or we would be buried with a no good farah when he dies!