We absolutely abhor such a disregard to our generous hospitality and call on the SOL government to put in place a system of vetting and repatriation so that the SOL blood can remain pure and unsullied by inferior trolls. AND All females must pass a good and proper person test Do you smell dictatorship cooking? NG, is our self-declared leader whom we must adorn, kabish? I sense a cyber war coming over who should lead and how much power the "goverment" should have but I'm betting my money on NG, hence my unquestionable support unless he pulls his old "qabiil is everything" crap then my vote is for sale

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You are driving me nuts with your clear breaking of the troll rules here. JBis Jacaylbaro. There is only one Johnny Bravo, only one Johnny Bravo..only one Johnnnnny Bravo..only one Johnny Bravo. The troll rules? I didnt get the memo. No wonder I feel left-out and all alone You hold meetings behind my back :mad: Johny B(I'm doing this for NG. The old man gets confused alot )here come cry on my shoulder while I marvel at your Hummer Limo that brought you to me

Welcome Maaday. 15days hadaad reer SOL saan ugu kalo baratay qatar ayaad tahay.

Lol! Fact: in this forum we answer questions with a question sort of therapy style convo. Why do you think you're having a quarter life crisis? GO!

JB, ma xaalki baad ka samri la'dahay? I thought you made it Big? you should cut a check for all the old-time solers who entertained you while you were hatching that brilliant idea of yours. I'll expecting a cyber check the first of the month.

The newbies are different kind of breed; some are scared of men,some are looking for deadbeat wives, some are confused and others are plain rude. Jane, Bal adiga wax noo sheeg. And welcome!

Morning folks, JB aa meesha xaaran ku hayste.We went from summer to winter in one breath. We skipped fall! ughh.. it is cold, snowy and dark outside.

Maybe you scared her with that list of yours

OMG, the shoe is gorgeous!! Parking spaces for women?Sexist!

Lol@wax baarbaaro.I would imagine if one trolls from home, she or he would have an explaining to do. CARA, mean. NG went blind siduu Universal tv u daawanayay in effort of improving his Somali and you're calling his somali Dutch?ouch!

Thank you all, especially to you NG. What(fakes an outrage)Serenity got dissed for not speaking Somali? Waa gutsy ninke. How dare he after she graced him with her presence. He should have just noded and pretented to understand her SS, I'm single as of today what are you proposing?

Morning/Afternoon Folks. Can someone do a recap cuz I want to join the conversation but too lazy to read a page back

He's president and there is an exposure, but that's not problem anyway. I think he needs to stop p*ssyfooting, get his party in shape, and treat republicans like Bush treated dems.Grow a pair, and stop seeking bipartisan support. Oh I disagree. I mean there is exposure then there is "Oh God him again" exposure. It is unwise of him to appear on Daily talk shows, Late night comedy shows, all kinds of shows commenting on shitty stuff like when Kanye snapped at Tylor :confused: I find it particulary irking that they treat him like an entertainer than a president.

This thread is classic! So this is how Somali men debate huh, on and on all day long with none backing down or accepting the verdict ? Carry on adeerayaal. Let me know when ay doodu u furantahay xaawaladayda as one termed it . Sheekadu waxay u egtahay, dadka kaliya ee gartan gooyni karo waa dumarka because we seem to have the inside info on the accused man and it's only fair for us to find him guilty or innocent on the accounts of his supposed "bad mouthing".

Morning ppl. Seeker, share the good news dee.

Wallahi that is precisely my fear for this Obama. The more media attention he gets, the less serious I take him. Dont get me wrong, I like the man and never worked as hard as I worked for his campaign, but everytime I see him on TV, I can't help but think Overexposure!!

I dont know how I feel about this. Maybe the fact that he isnt threatning an all out war with Iran like that effed up redneck before him and he is careful with his words is what the world sees. But the Nobel Peace Prize? Dunno if he deserves it.

LOl! Must you ruin it for me?

Hello boys and girls. Ibti, delete anyone who talks like that. I feel embarassed when say stuff like na'mean and yo in public. CL, The most beautiful man? Give us the juicy details. Let me live through you vicariously, lol!!

LOl! The old bait-n-switch trick huh? Ala waa iga qoslisaa janno tag.

**Tii timaheeda xogaa adagyihiin, beeca hoos udhig (saa maskiinka wixii lagu jilcinlahaa jareertaas baa sugi doonto inuu gadee) **Tii madow iyadan beeceeda hoos buu udhici hadey tahay mid is cadeyso **Tii gaaban iyana hoos udhig lacagteeda **Tii lasoo furay (een tan maskiinta iyadaaba ugu daran) iyana hoooooos usii dhig saa mileage baa saaranee **Tii liin dhanaan xabadka ku wadato, definately hoos bey udhici than tan wadata liin bambeelmo; but qare hadey sheekadu gaarto iyadana waa cilad **Tii iyadoo aan laguursan horey loosoo maray, tan waaba iney wexeeda isku duub ku qaadato ooba eysan juuq dhihin Ala KK miskiinsanaa intaan iyo more ayaa jira and still girls produce a demand list(take it or leave it) and men pay up . If a man falls for a certain woman, he'll do anything she demands Which reminds me of a wedding I attended long time ago, the bride was divorced twice, had two small children, no beauty to speak of, wasnt the wifey type due to her passion for the night life yet she had the most expensive wedding EVER taken place in MN(and no, she didnt pay a penny) and OH, she demanded her meher to be paid on the spot Every old woman in the neighborhood who ever gossiped about her had to eat their heart-out. Juxa, this guys wey iska haadley, the ones who are married paid with their blood (Dabshid, Khyr etc) and the likes of Nuune is still saving up. I've have yet to see a guy and girl break up because he refuses her request you got it right. So sheekay meeshan ku hayaan wiilasha.

C & H,abayo, that was very harsh of you, Duce,What say ye? Ala! Ka qaleeya wiilka, he was just verifying the info nooh Ducaysane,yes!

OMG, the thread is hillarious. I'm confused, I thought Dowry=Sooryo, no? Sooryo is dhaqan; it is the money you give the family/relatives. The Dowry is normally what the groom can afford. I have seen a couple of grands for the family on many occasions. Meher is the gift for the bride and it should be what the two of them agree on. I say take him for all he is worth and set up a payment plan for him . But jokes aside, Somali men dont pay meher because in our dhaqan, women only get paid if/when getting divorce. The sharia is different. My huby said innocently "ask for anything you want honey because I will never divorce you" When I explained to him that he will actually has to pay with or without divorce, he said "Still ask for anything you want but can I pay half now and half later"?

Well, it's a PhD candidate in Political Science, what do you expect? What's wrong, Marx? Your recent trolling seems to have lost its bite. Instead of "a shortage of good Somali Women?" the old Marx would have titled the topic "Bile-filled Hags: Somali Women and the Epidemic of Child Cannibalism". Ala hooyoy, my head hurts from laughing this hard. Horta, what is " A PHD Candidate" and I hope to God he didnt put that on what I can only assume to be his bussiness card :confused: It makes them even look sadder and lonely when they spew out such nonesense, do people really cry for attention this hard :rolleyes: As for the topic, in NG's words stuff and nonesense!