he is too soft.. he got punked by some maryooleey goono ku dhagan wadato and now he is gone.... Ala adigaa. Farewell and So Long dear Max.

Lol@ "fradulant baa kugu socoto." Juxa, your job is to cover for you fellow Somalis dee. Get on it! It is like when Somali parents turn up in my classroom wanting me to "fix" hebel or heblaayo's grade. They'll go like "habaryareey adigaa meesha noo joogtide maad la hadashid cunugaan. Fasalkaaga inuu ku dhaco maba aha waayo walaashiis baa tahay."

LOL! Well congrats on being a nomad!! This is really a celebratory thread disguised as wax kale.

The pretend wadaad- This man will act righteous from day one, telling you what youre wearing, doing etc is wrong...and then you realise it was all for show and to control you cos the dude doesnt even pray. The boastful educated guy- this man is so proud of his Masters degree you'd think he set the syllabus and came up with half the theories himself! Certainly one to avoid if you happen to be educated too. The guy with the EGO from hell- This man probably had his mother sing him lullabies about his looks or smarts right up until the day you last saw him. He will constantly put other men down in the gayest of fashions and still expect you to pick up bills, clean, everything basically...because he's too sexy for it! The liar - This man, for no reason known to mankind, will lie about everything in the first few dates...and not things everyone lies about (like how many partners youve had, what a great cook you are, how much you love your family)..no..the guy will say he's close friends with Rousseau, been on dates with Marilyn Monroe, babysat for Madonna...I find them the scariest of them all. LMOF!

Last weekend waxaan joogay gabadh ninkeeda ka soo dacwootay. waxay leedahay. ninkaan ha lala hadlo. afar ciyaal ah baan u dhalay waligiis ma shaqayn. laakiin waxaasu dhiba iguma haysee. waxaan rabaa in uusan naga dhixin oo haduu jaad cunayo uu gurigiisa ku cuno. week buu iska maqnaanayaa. Subxanalaah. walaahay I was so bad with the guy. xanaaq dartiis meesha ayaan iskaga kacay. I feel sorry for that girl walaahay. :eek: :eek: Bal waxaas arag. Disgusting is what it is. I hope he marries another clueless 3 like her and I hope he does the same to all of them. Ala dadka qaarkood hadaan dignity iyo dhiig u iibin karo, I would supply it

Disaster indeed! You cracked me up walahi. LOL!

Juxa, I see that she is blinded already. CL, Stop playing innocent, hun. The man communicated his wishes clearly.

"MATE WITH YOU"! LOL! But that has to be the most straight-forward pick up line. If anything else he has some guts.

Morning/afternoon folks. I agree with Faheema on getting rid of that forsaken section. The "women's section" is run by aliens. CL, "Mate with eyes"? I dont know but that sounds so dirty. You should've slapped him sideways just in case it turned out to be what we think it is.

I'm doing a modified version.But I have lost my appetite. I cant eat another chicken, fish or egg! But whats amazing is my cravings for snacks, salt and lattes have gone away completely. I'm thinking this is a lifestyle I can stick to. Are you seeing results with the kickboxing? Sheh, Feel better and soak up as much sun for me.

@Archery. Juxa, Spoken like a true woman who never had fat rolls. Hello Cara.

Hello Juxa. Yarkan wuu ku daayay ee faraha ha laga qaado nooh. Anaroxics gathering around a cake? Lama maqal. The sight of such thing will make them fat! LOL. When are you joining us freaks by the way?

Re-read it again my dear. I said they dont meet MY SHALLOW standards, meaning I'm the problem. We were messing around. Anyhoo, why so serious?

How is that cruel? I just said thank you but No-Thank-You!

Even so,Somalilander doesnt sound right. It would make sense to say I'm from Somaliland, wouldnt it? Anyhoo, good to see KK. How are the babies. You're trolling now, eh?

Allahu Akbar! This is such a good news! Thanks Shabeel.

Morning Folks. Stop talking about cakes people I'm cutting sugar and I'm seeing double of everything! Zayid, Good for you. I hate it when someone says Somalian? Then Somaliland?WTF? Even if Somaliland was a soveriegn goverment, who the F would say I'm Somaliland?

Alla gabadhu qarxis badanaa!!

WOW! That food list on the website has awful a lot of simple carbs! Pasta, Potato&cheese and Chips?

I'm sorry bint hamid, but to hold such a warped belief such as the lil stinker you've shared with us is either nefarious or outright evil or as Somalis say, plain qumayanimo LMFO! Binti Heblaayo, ALlah is Al-Raxmaan and then Al-Raxiim. Do you know what that means? Please go find out. I feel soooooooooo for you. All those other nations you deemed worthy of Mercy(Afganis, Palestinians, Somalis)are merciful enough to raise FUNDS for HAITI.

Eating fat takes courage lol. And yes the waist is the first to shrink. The butt and the hips follow. Of course the fastest way is to get 3 different conditions within a week. If it doesnt kill you, it will make for dinner party conversation. It does take a LOT of courage. I say, no- thank -you to the sickness. Dont worry about dieting right now. Just eat like a horse until you get better. Hugzzzzzzzzzzz!

I am almost anaemic according to the long list of results the docs at the hospital gave me. Considering how well I was eating I must have just come out of anaemia recently. I absolutely have to eat more red meat and greens but I know it get tedious. How long have you been doing it question mark. Choose the greens even more carefully and you will see a big difference, also chug on some fat. LoL. OH NO!You got THAT sick? Ilaahay ha ku siiyo caafimaad deg deg ah IA. I have been doing modified version of Atkins for a week now(about 30grams of net carbs)and I feel difference in my energy and waist. However, I'm nervous about the FAT intake. I had some full FAT Mayo yesterday and I almost hyperventilated . I guess all those years of health education "experts's" warning about the dangers of FAT has made me paranoid. But I'm taking in more Olive Oil(cant stomach butter. I was never a fan)and full fat cheese and Mayo.

NG,so all you remember realy is getting slapped silly by female teachers? My earliest one is when I was 5. I vividly remember sitting under the tree in front of our gate, wearing a very short dress that doesnt cover my thighs when I sit. I refused to play with the other kids because I didnt want to mess up my dress!

Lol! I thought you were going to join the freaks? I'm cutting sugar but I'm having vivid daydreams about white chocolate cake. At this point, it is turning into a nightmare realy.

Stoic, Thats the best thing to do for yourself. Sheh, Maya Maya, summer is coming(What?I cant fantasize?)and thats my motivation. I'm low-carbing now.I have never ingested so much protein and lettuce in my life! I'm seeing a small difference though. Heard you were sick, how are you feeling now? And how is your diet?