Chocolate and Honey

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  1. Do they really have their heads far up the asses that they dont see what the people are going through? Ughhhhh...these men dressed in monkey suits are the epitome of ******!ty.
  2. I agree with Nuune. Sharif looks like a typical Somali while the Haitan looks like well Haitan. Ma shariifku neceb yahay your friend? LOL!
  3. 300 million? Thats a large sum. And what parts of Somalia/Somaliland? And how will profits be guranteed?
  4. OHHH! Dont worry then. Your reward for all the madax xanuun is with Allah. Just think about all the ajar.
  5. Proud, Proud! Somalida ha noolaato!
  6. Ibti,OH! Is this charity or your job? Whatever it is, relax. Get a piece of cake or somthing. Juxa, Thats happens to the best of us. There are days when all you want to do is chew somebody's ear off.
  7. OH! Much ducaa your way.Are you ok?
  8. LOL! This had me on the floor! This writer should work for the Colbert Report!
  9. All women want the same thing wich is equality(which BTW doesnt translate to wanting to be like men or men). You should afford your daughter the same opportunities you afford your son.
  10. Oh I missed it? Can I buy the book at Somali stores?
  11. WOW! The figures made me dizzy. He'll be alright. At least he can kick his habit of gambling while in jail. Win Win.
  12. Morning Folks. Maxaad heysiin? Juxa loves dagaal? I thought she was the peacemaker. Yaa kaa xanaajiyey(tried to read the whole thing but was far too long)?
  13. WTF? Couldnt you have contacted whoever wanted to "meet" you in real life and shared this with them?
  14. When my mother took my little sis(who understands but speaks little Somali) to Dubai to see my uncle, my uncle was offended. He bought her a Somali program. I dont know what the program is called but she came back with bunch of CDs that teach Somali.
  15. LOL@ "gacan kulama gaaro." Baruur waa la nacay dee. Speaking of that, before my friend left my other friend and I took her to get cilaan done. There was a bunch of women around. This one VERY, VERY skinny lady with kids was there. Her kids and other kids as typical were running around wild. So my friend asked her "how many are yours"? And the lady went like two. And then she added "inaan dhalay lama moodo soo ma aha"? And then we agreed and said "yeah." And she added that she'd been trying to gain weight even though the whole 5-6 hours we were there EVERYONE ate but her. Then, all the women in unison added that she shouldnt eat and that she looks perfect.
  16. I usually overindulge in Somali food; Bariis with Hilib ari and xalwo. I never know how to calculate the colories. The last 3 days, I had a friend visiting and she loves Somali food so I had to take her to Somali restaurants. I think I gained like ton of LBS(ok am exeggerating). But I wish they'd disclosed calories as Somalis eat in unlimited quantities.
  17. Lol! ONLY in Europe! Americans would protest and say "Stop telling me what to eat"! Over here there is no red, but if the package doesnt have a green check(smart eating logo)then you should definetly read the calories.
  18. Enjoying Pavarotti , eating amazingly delicious chocolate cookies whose calaories I will not bother looking at because they are highlighted in red (using the trafic light system, red=danger or no no no). Do you do that too? I play that game with myself whenever I want to a high-calorie treat. And then it shows up on my thigs
  19. You mean diseases? Usually when people say "oh whats next," they mean cloning is next. Thats why I said dont worry, they wont create humans.
  20. LOL@ ila murma. You miss B and Co dont you?
  21. No matter what they do, they(as feared by many)cannot create a human being or any being for that matter. Even if they for a brief second map it all out, they CANNOT keep anything alive. Allah is the only creator.
  22. Hello Juxa. Happy Jumca to you too Stoic.
  23. Thats not the question he asked. He said what do you think? I gave him my opinion; it'll work as long as NONE of them fully practicing what they believe. If someone Muslim ama Christian afka ka yahay, then perfect!
  24. I'm afraid to ask who Sharmarke is(I mean I read that he is PM) and why some alluded to Puntland's involvement.