Chocolate and Honey

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  1. Poor Ibti, Maxaa dhacay? Ma dad la'aaney kugu arkeen(I'm obligated to say that sine we are Somali. This is how we rally each other up)? Record everything, specially the time and date. And then talk to your Boss or supervisor and make sure they are present tomorrow.
  2. I usually shy away from the Death Penaly, but whereas children are concerned, I say kill him. Ma nolol baa u harsan?
  3. LOL@Azizah *laughs uncomfortably while recalling this exact same convo* I know. Didnt you read the part where I said at first thats what I thought years ago, nowdays I pretend I'm deaf and blind.
  4. LOL! I accepted twice. I'm not proud! I thought waa somali old ah, what can they do to you? LOL! Apparently they can make you feel nausious.
  5. LOl! The free ride offer is everywhere. Some years ago, I worked at Downtown MPLS and there is virtually no parking anywhere. So you either take the train or bus so you have to walk to the bus stop. Ay! How many times have I been surprised by some cabi shouting from his car " Abaayo xageed u socota? " or they would simply park beside you and say "soo gal"LOL! The first couple of times, I was innocent enough and tired enough to take the "free ride" only to be verbally molested throughout the whole ride. The exception was this old sweet guy, who said "adeer i couldnt bear to leave you there with those black guys at the bus stop. Sidey kuu eegayeen kama helin." He then drove me in complete awesome silence. Sweeeeeeeeeeeet! NNC, Maadeey xarash aan u haaya thats why he is involving my lovely long neck in this convo
  6. NG, Ehem...you song needs improvements, umm...like LOTS, like scratch it and start fresh. LOL! Ibti, I know honey.I agree with you, this was a moment to be proud of. Some people ma u ogola anyting nice to others, they MUST be at the center of attention at all times. They'll try to outdo you in good and bad. Reminds me of a story my mother told me that went like this; A woman's first born son died! She was mourning for her son so she said " ala curadkeygi(sp?) dhimay. Then another lady jumped in the convo and said "Naa curadyo(first borns)waa loo soo dhigtay, keygiba kab(Sp?) or shoe baa ka dhumay.
  7. Hello people. Europeans do travel a lot! I'm jelous. Juxa, That's how I felt last Tuesday when I started Summer break! Update: I went sailing yesterday just when the sun was about to set. BEAUTIFUL!
  8. LOL@ whites having better brains to justify booze and sex. Miskiin, they bothered him so much that he couldnt even get it up? Thats the moral of the story.
  9. LOL@ waa ka bad-badineysaa? Way to suggest I'm lying. Cool. Meeshaan noogu kala xir. You can't dictate who I find void of human soul. Al-shabaab are ruthless mob of killers no better than any other millitia throughout the Somali history. Soon, their bloodsucking ways will come to end.
  10. LOL@ Aziza. The possibilities are endless huh?
  11. Maadeey, Al-Shabaab tortured my dear dad when he visited back home after decade + because? Umm... Mistaken identity bey dhaheen in the end after the bribery of course. As the case of my Unle ilaahay ha u naxariisto. Camal kheyr ah wuu sii hormarsaday as he was Imam of a local masjid all his life, 50+ years and in the end gacan ka xaq daran ayaa dishey. Allah is just. As for adiga, denying these horrible acts of violance and demanding in la vedio record gareeyo(And of course, the camcorder must belong to Al shabaab to be objective)as people lose their limbs to proof anything is rather pathetic. Like Juxa said, either you are with them or against them.
  12. LOl@Maadeey, Here you go, like typical if I must say, avoiding the issue I have and jumping on other discussions. Yes, I supported dumarkaas as they're not in the killing bussiness but rather commited sins which is between Allah and them. Mideeda kale, why did you blindly ignore the killing of the 70 year old Imam and jumped on the second line? Hmm.. Waxaan personal aheen ha ka dhigin personal, ee naga daa ciyaarta.
  13. I hope we are still talking about the world cup abti. But you have to be realistic dee. You know as I know Africa wont win.*ducks*
  14. Whats with ppl invoking my profession? LOL! Actually the 70 year old is my eldest uncle so no ku tiri ku teen there. But I try to stay objective though I havent found anything positive about them yet.
  15. I'm betting on Italy. The rest will go home.
  16. Maadeey, I can't praise them while ay beero falaan on one hand and on the other hand qabriyo ku faagan gacanta kale and excute gareey 70 year olds.
  17. Azizah, it was no laughing matter for her. LOL! Yeah, I told her about what happened through an e-mail, she insisted I call her. I called and explained everything and she died laughin.
  18. As if beer falid would help. Al-Shaydaan will buy weapons when beeraha yield any profitable crops. For real.
  19. LOL@Malika. Waay kaa qeylisiiyeen. Decent human beings with capable faculties can at times put their differences behind them and appreciate a beautiful moment for what it is. The less fortunate others, cannot help but to keep on beating their chests wildly like monkeys. Even if Somali weeyn is dead(bit you tongue)and everyone's two meters is its own country, surely a better man can celebrate and appreciate midnimo. Ka'naan could've chosen to raise the Canadian flag for all he cares, but he chose to raise the flag of his people, one that preceeded the ugliness thats is Somalia. I was reading the Youtube comments. Canadians and even British ppl were claiming Ka'naan. The younger generations were in awe of this. Everyone(black and white)knew or googled Ka'naan when they heard the song. Then there was a comment from Somalilander that went something like this "That aint my flag this faggot is raising. I'm from SL and I have a flag you Italian slaves." Then the second comment was from a Red Neck that went like this "Well I'd be damned if it aint a dancing monky. we should wipe these ******* Negros, Illiterate,Muslim terrorists off the earth." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Here the first comment died because a Somali is a Somali as far as the rest of the world is concerned. NG, Good to see your Somalinimo.
  20. lol@ma halaal baa. Ha ha. I cant quit music for some reason.
  21. Bravo is known to make everything competetive. They are the people who introduced The Housewives. WTF? There is nothing they havent capitalized on; hair sytlist, chefs, no-talent singers, dating shows.... They'll judge anythin! Personally, I'll celebrate anything remotely positive thats associated with Somalis. Put a Somali man/woman and Yale and White House(as long as he is not badmouthing diinta)in a sentence and I'm there with my cheerleader outfit.
  22. LOL@Geel Jire. I am one of those people who work well under pressure or so I convinced myself to avoid doing anywork thats not due tomorrow. Anyways,I once went without sleep for 3 days in my freshman year of College. I only took brief shut-eyes and Coffee to finish all the missing assignments. So the last day of school, I made rounds to turn in missing work to professors. Then, I met with my philosophy instructor, and seeing my state of mind she asked if anything was wrong. I supposedly told her that I didnt sleep for 3 days because I was homeless with my children. And I coudlnt walk straight because of the hunger. She was confused because I was only freshman so she knew I didnt have kids. She asked me to wait in her office(to get me some money for the bus)and I left. She made phone calls but couldnt get hold of me. She sent me e-mail begging me to contact her. In the meanwhile, I got home and slept for a whole weekend. When I checked my e-mail I was confused. I remember talking to her but I couldnt recall anything because I kept dozing off.
  23. Hello my peepz. I'm in my pajamas laying around and about. My mom woke me up early this morning, she was trying to Youtube Ka'naan's performance but couldnt find it! LOL! This is the woman who forbids Music in our house and who quraanka cirka ku dhajisa 6 in the morning? She was like "naa aniga hees makala jecliye wiilka Somaliga ah iyo Calanki ayaan rabaa inaa arko"! Oh yea, I'm on a break. But I dont know what to do with myself.
  24. Yeah, I read that comment about "son of God" but you know what? I heard some Somalis who were born here and been here all their lives say "we are all God's children"? WTF? I correct them most of the time. If you hear it enough, you might mistakenly utter such things. Middeeda kale, have you seen his roomates? He is a typical American boy. But best of luck to him.
  25. OMG! Tell me why I was watching the Promo for this show and for a sec. I saw the famous features and I was like is he Somali? Nah, couldnt be. HE IS THE AMIN?