Happy Independance Day my folks.

Inaa Lilahi Wa inaa Ileehi Raajicuun. Ilaahay ha u naxariisto marxuumada.

Congrats indeed.

OMG!You didnt see reer baadiyo. You saw Al-Shabaab in the making! It is ok though. It is a big city so it is easy to avoid them.

Happy Independence Day!

WTF???

Maria Maria-Santana Ft. Wyclef Best beat EVER!

Labadeena adaa xaasid ah. Gabadhan runtaa u sheegaa nooh because I watched this show too many times. Yacni, females u guurayo meelo kale only to come back crying maxaa igu watay. Love is an emotion so never make a decision based on emotion and hype. Xabadoo oon kasaayo xabadkoo Canada joogo who she only saw one time aa laga qaban waayey talking about I can't live without him. She left a flourishing career, her family and everything behind. Maxaa ka soo raacey, hal sano oo dhan aa xabadka la raadinaayey si uu furo lee. Another one just moved from Canada to Seatle for a guy. She doesnt know a single human being. Last time I checked waxay dhaheysan he goes out to eat A LONE so he doesnt have to buy groceries wax kale is ka dhaaf. She is expected to go eat with his family and come back home. So I'm only giving an advice based of what I see.

All women eventually do, you sponge. If she listened to you she will never move away from her parent's house, will never have children (it's a life changing experience, I'm told) and she will never get married. Adiga waa iska ka jeceshahay haye? Gartey. I didnt tell the girl to not move from her parents house to HER house(see how I didnt say the man's house ). Lets face it, the days where the man and his tribe built a hut for the woman and she was moved blindfolded(dont know what cave days looked like so bear with me)and she was stripped of any of her belongings are long gone. These days, the lady of the house is on the lease and she probably picked the location, the house, and every item in that house, making it more like HER house than the man's. I said donot move to another country for a man. Donot change your lifestyle for a man. It is another matter altogether if they were married and he had to move to another country. BUT NO MOVING FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF LIVING WITH A STRANGER WHO LIVES FAR FAR AWAY FROM EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, KABISH? :mad:

Hello people. Lily, ma anaan garan? Most of those i.d.i.o.t.s who ruined and are ruining the country are offsprings of odayaal duqoobey who molested little girls and their no-good DNA. Tolow maxaa ka soo bixi lahaa if a study was done specifically on them. lOL Hello CL! How did your global hoping go?

Is there a coorelation between masculinity and the steady loss of invaluabe brain cells that reduces them to babbling ******? If there are no such studies, I submit this observation.

LOL@Tarzan. Magaaladan waysii shidmeeysaa sanadba kan ka dambeeya. Ani igu hale inaa Tarzans training siiyo.

Not raga kaliya. Dumarka aa ka daran. Daraad, I visited my friend's mothers store which my friend was watching. There was a lady in the store. Ma garanayo waxa lagu keenay but you somali ladies. All of a sudden the lady was quoating the crap above. And then she was like intaad dhal dhalaaysiin iska guursada. I gave her an evil look. Then she addressed my friend and was like the minute you hit 26, you have 4 years to get a guy before aadan noqonin waan bakhtiye i jiid and if you hit 30, you'll be giving it to odayaal waaweyn blah blah. She was like when my daughter hits 15, masjidkaan geeynayaa blah blah. I kept grinding my teeth because it was suuq and I didnt know her like that. I am teaching Summer school thats why. But I am flying to Seatle right after that so no worries.

LOOOOOOOOOOl@step up your game. Tuujiye ani waa is meeleyey nooh.Iska kay dhaaf aan cajaradeyda dhisee. There is something to be said about lovely thighs. LOL!

DONOT MOVE FOR A MAN! How is he a price among men if you dont even see him around? You really dont know people until you live with them;therefore, Mister wonderful might turn out to be NOT-SO wonderful and then what? DONOT CHANGE YOUR WHOLE LIFE FOR A MAN PERIOD!

Afternoon my people. My lazy days are about to come to an end. You know that whole female stages from i bad baadi, i cun(balaayo idin cuntay!) to i jiid is DISGUSTING!

Ilaahay xanuunka haka qaado inshallah.

LOL@Juxa. Malika, I agree with you a 100%. Nimanka ugliga ah marry pretty girls and vice versa. The majority of the good-looking guys I know are with ugly girls. I'm not talking about avarage women, just pure ugly. So I'm resigned to believe that God doesnt abondon you. LOL!

Competition eh? I say if we can watch housewives decorating their houses as a reality show, surely we can watch uber educated Imam-Wannabes. My only regret is I cant watch it here. LOL!

LOL@Ballerz. Dont burst the bubble.

LOL. dont worry, no one is planning to run away with them or anything. Just an eye candy.

LOL! Ka qalee sheekha.

Ha i wareerinin sheekh nuune. Is it permissible or not? Now I told you, my understanding was it is permissible. Soo wax ii faaidee bal. waan wareerey.

Agree on what? It was my understanding that such situation was permissible. But now it aint?

Tuujiska is daji. There is a hadith saxiix ah about this issue. Hadaa waxaa la i leeyahay, culimadi baa iku qilaafsan if this was one time permission for saxaabiyad or a general rule of thumb.