^^ lool yeah but damn what a scenario

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem. :D nacalaa talaatik

loool so true ninyahow beryahan hablaha fiican sandulle baa ku hele

^^ lool@Gangnam dude

xaaji this is somali politics anything can happen its unpredictable runtii

I hope Gaas or Ali esse gets elected but i would love to see Prof Samatar as the pm too but he has zero chance..

Chimera send me a pm imma fix you a job in villa somalia bro!

NGONGE;876203 wrote: ^^ JB is best when he tells you his real life stories. Ma maqashay barigo baastada cunay? Shaydaanka o so baxay oo ku yedhi "war heedhe, maalin walba baasto uun ayaad cunta; dee ama baastada badal ama bisinka qabo". :D now this is what i call a funny joke

Naxar Nugaaleed;876372 wrote: The three people I would consider, prof. Ahmed, Faduma Jibril or Dr Isse, any one if these would make me happy lol +1

peasant;876340 wrote: Oba Aideed and his ruthless militia took over Baydhabo in 1992, they looted and blocked all the shipments of Aid to reach the city and as result the worst famine in somali history took place. Hence Westerners coined the name "City of death" for Baidoa at that time and at the end the Americans had to get involved to allow food aid to reach the people of Baydhabo. P.S: Perhaps this is the sort of history that Kaydmedia would love to overshadow but i doubt they can, considering it's magnitude and the fact that it was well documented throughout the world. Peasant bro you can't just blame Caydiid for the famine that took place in Bay and Bakool because we've heard Morgan himself saying that '' Bakhaarada Cuntada ayaanu dhacnaa''.. Keydmedia maybe are a little partial, but im learning a lot from these videos things i didn't know before.

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;876348 wrote: The true farming residents of Bu'aale, Saakoow, Baardheere, Luuq iyo riverine communities lasoo qaxiye. What is even funnier is that today, twenty years later, dad aan dhulkaas ab iyo isir u lahayn inta ku daac daacsanaayo, anagaa ka talineyno iyo anagaa u dhalanay. Twenty two years of endless civil wars and disasters uma ahayn tusmo ay ku waano qaataan. Their ridiculousness is beyond absurd. +1

(al shabaab)

God bless Hawa Abdi Dhiblaawe

peasent inform us what did caydiid do in baydhabo?

xaaji Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely

yeah i hope somalis learn something from this and never ever do this to each other again

Apo this was exactly 20 years ago thats why..

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well apo we'll see how it turns out the coming days

it doesn't have to turn out that way, now if we let the meating occur in Nairobi some clans can get side lined thats what im against.

lol deal

apo its just temporary dee till the people in Gedo and the jubbas come up with a solution i mean dont you think the people in kismaayo and the other regions should have their say in this?

Somalia;876213 wrote: I agree 100%, the president should appoint governors for all 3 regions! However, there should be no side lining clans as well. I am afraid people want to slow down this project and as a consequence the prolonged politicking will deny the people peace. A federal state should be constructed over consultative meetings, it took 3 months of rigorous debates and political manoeuvring to get Puntland off the ground, lets hope Azania/Jubbaland goes through a smooth transition. exactly Gacmo wadajir bey wax ku gooysa

exactly i dont see the rush this is not easy decision, let the people decide their future. Xaaji i am against federalism too but there isn't something we can do about it so lets try it and see if it works.