Friends and Countrymen, I awe you an apology if not an explanation as to why it took me so long to respond to your intelligent comments. In my last post I wrote(in Somali) geelaygaa cirka lagu maalayaa. In my case this could only mean one thing: that I find myself between the harassing calls of a certain collection agency and the cold country that is the canadian prairies. Ilaahay amarkii. @Rainb bro u can on this: I will always be comically true to myself. Som@li, it might be to much to ask(nin garaabo u fadhiya) to do STAND UP comedy but there is a work in progress so long as we can find fadhi carbeed. @Malika, my dear, Hadraawi and Tupac was probably my best effort. And yes i might be in London sooner or later---my friend Aar Maanta is helping organize an event there sometime in the spring. Ilaahay amarkii. @Kool_Kat anaaba og inaad COOL tahay thanks for promoting me on your facebook. @Cabdullahi_Kaafi, war libaax waad i kaafiday. Awoowe anaaba og inaad @libaax_sankataabataye Soomaalida youtubeku wayku raacday in waa sidaad hadalka u dhegtee "his funny video is the one about gabar wadaad ah. But if you ask me: my favorite piece is the one bidaar---where I earnestly celebrate my baldness. Ilaahay amarkii. @Ismaaciili, friend, waad iga qosliysay markii tabliiq ahaydeen rag mirqaansab waxaad ku dhigteen. Sidaad u qirataan wali ku qoslayaa. @Taleexi, raggeedii baad tahay. @SomaliCentric you are probably right to 'highly disagree the generalization of the intellectual women consuming alcohol like fish" but as @Ismalura admirably put it the "generalization" makes it funnier. @Kornayl anaaba og inaadan dable ahayne: you have a way noting what money don't observe. And last but not least, @Aaliyah, your last posting sums it up all. And in the words of shakespeare "nothing is what it seems." In other word, BEENEEY WAA RUN. ilaahay amarkii.

Friends, Geelayga cirka lagu maalayaaye give me some time and I shall respond to your wonderful comments---all in good time. Ilaahay amarkii. g h wiilwaal

hello friends, My name is G H Wiilwaal. I am the creator of the clips in question. Yes, I am a sol member and have ben posting my stuff irregularly on these pages. And no I do not "know" Aaliyah other than the obvious fact that she is a young woman with an excellent taste---Thanks Aaliyah---you too have made my day. I also want thank every member who commented here, especially Ismalura and others. I can one happy you will spread the word further and share these clips with your facebook friends and everyone in your emailing list. My youtube hits have so good so far thanks in part to you guys. Waxaanba ku sigtay in CELEBRITY noqdo o la i arki waayo WITHOUT my lawyer. Ilaahay amarkiis. g h wiilwaal

(Office of the SomaliTranslator. Just came in a lone white male. He is visibly drunk.) Translator: Please, be seated. Lone-White Male: I don’t need your seats. Translator: And I don’t want no trouble here. Lone-White-Male: I am hiring you. Translator: Hiring me for what. Lone-White Male: Inter…Translation Translator: It’s getting late, I was about leaving Lone-White-Male: My neighbour is Somalian, frankly, I don’t care about your people. Translator: Make it quick, what do you want of me Lone-White-Male: He calls me names, well, we call each other names. Translator; So, you have your war of words, that’s all. Lone-White-Male: That’s not all. When I call him names he doesn’t seem to care and he speaks good English too—-he is not dump.. I called him nigger, bushman, refuge, dirty—- Translator: What a minute. Stop there. Lone-White-Male: Just give me few Somalian words that will the do the trick, I hate the *******.. Translator: (amused) You want to abuse your Somali neighbor and need the right terms. Lone-White Male: Yes, Just one or two that will get him mad. Translator: Words will not do in this case.. Find the name’s of your neighbor’s Somali tribe,---and insult the man's clan--- he should put a spirited defense on their behave (if he is Somalian that is). And be prepared for sound beating. Lone-White-Male getting up) I can take care of myself. TO READ MORE ABOUT THIS PLAY CLICK HERE The Embattled Women, A Somali Drama

Hello friends, long time no heard, just keeping you posted: about a week ago i posted on my blog an episode about the work place entitled: "how to be a good worker available all the time". Check out at: radiowiilwaal.com As always I welcome your feedback. wiilwaal

WAXAAN SHEEGNAA YARE SHACBIGII SAAR BAA KU DHACAY SHABAAB BAA SHOW U DHIGI SHARIIFKUNA WUU KA TUMI SHISHEEYAA NOO QAYILAY RAG BAA SHIISHADA CABOO HAWEENKA KA SHEEKA BADAN. radiowiilwaal.com

Thanks Kool_kat. And congratulations for winning the soul of Sol. You have such versatile mind I have often(secretly) wondered if I could recruit you for my little radio. I humbly invite you listen to the previous episodes and decide if the cause is worth championing. wiilwaal

Thanks Buuxo. Anaabo og inaan lagu joojin karayn. I will diffenately post my new stuff here.

thanks Miskiin_Macruuf. Libaax waan la socdaa keller iyo killer inayan isku macno ahay balse turjubaankaa isku qalday AND THAT IS THE JOKE. Waad igu og tahay inaan howsha halkaa ka sii wado. Nasir libaax mar kale mahadsanid. Waan filayay in Minneapolis la igu hadal hayo maxaa yeelay MY BIGGEST FANS nimankii la baxay THE FOUR BROTHERS ayaaba ku nool halkaa. Guulayso adna.

You are very welcome Ismahaan. Thanks Shieka. There is more to come from this Turjubaan guy.

Thanks Cadde123 iy Canjeex. Belief me when I say this: of late I have been toiling in obscurity so it is heartening to hear my Turjubaan peice have became popular---not only here but elsewhere in the web. Jammaal11 waad ku mahadsan tahay sidaad ii soo dhawayso. Waan dhawahay libaax.Runtii waxaad u eg tahay nin raggayga ah si haddii loo eeggana adaaba iga funnysan marna ha ka baqin inaan su'aashaada fududaysto. Waxaan ku kaftamaa raadiyayga afar qof baa dhagaysta, afartana daacad ama loyal baan u ahay. Marka aan iraahdo waa shaqadayda inaan sheekadaa noo xiran episode 9 ku soo qaato inkastoonan ayaamahan diyaar u ahayn inaan wax duubo. Ilaahay amarkii.

Originally posted by NASSIR: Loool. That's so funny. Keep it coming saxib. ..The Somali Cat Affair play is another hillarious stuff. Is it your work as well? War libaax Nasir thanks---I shall keep them coming and I think you should keep in tauch. Yes, THE Somali Cat Affair is mine and am particularly proud of it. Thanks Jacaylbaro, Thanks Malika, and in the spirit of the TURJUBAANKA, let me say least but last thanks Jafe101

Waxaa stage-ga soo wada galay turjubaankii, islaantii iyo ninkii ajnabiga ahaa ee gabadheeda doonayay. AudioVersionHalkanKa Dhagayso AJNABIGII: What’s up. TURJUBAANKII: Wuxuu ku leeyahay maxaa kor ah. ISLAANTII: War ilaahay baa kor ahe waxaan ku weydiinay maxaad gabadhayda ku aragtay. TURJUBAANKA: She says God’s up. She says also what you see with our daughter. AJNABIGII: I first saw your daughter at a mall. TURJUBAANKII: Wuxuu lee yahay gabadhaada suuq baan ku arkay. Haa—suuq iyadoo wareegaysaan arkay. ISLAANTII: Waa kow. TURJUBAANKII: It is one. AJNABIGII: What’s one. TURJUBAANKII: Maxaa kow ah buu yidhi ISLAANTII: War ka saco dheh. TURJUBAANKII: She says walk away from it. AJNABIGII: Anyway, your baby is very hot. TURJUBAANKII: Wuxuu yidhi: ubadkani way kulu shahay. Aad bay u kulu shahay. ISLAANTII: Kulaylku xaguu joogaa wadankaa qabow baaba naftii nooga gooyay. TURJUBAANKII: Where is the hot thing. The cold is cutting our lives in this country. AJNABIGII: Anyway, your daughter and I fall in love. TURJUBAANKII: Wuu ku leeyahay aniga iyo gabadhaadu jacayl baan iskula dhacnay. ISLAANTII: Jacayl baad iskula dhacdeen aa. Qujuc qujuc. TURJUBAANKII: Ina adeer qujucqujucda ka reeb lama turjimi karee. Qujucqujucdu waa kalmad inkaaran. Hadda ka hor baa qolo iila timado howl baa iga qabsatay. Balaayaa iga raacday. ISLAANTII: Alla yaa agooda bisinkana lama barine. War bismilaahi dheh. TURJUBAANKII: Do you know Bismilaah. AJNABIGII: No, I am sorry I don’t know a lot of Somalis. TURJUBAANKII: ..Wuxuu leeyahay Soomaali badan ma aqaan. ISLAANTII: Soomaali yaa u dirsaday doqonka. Waydii inuu alle yaqaan. TURJUBAANKII: Do you know God AJNABIGII: Yes, I believe in God. TURJUBAANKII: Wuxuu yidhi waan rumaysanahay Ilaahay. ISLAANTII: Haddaba waydii inuu shaqeeyo iyo in kale. TURJUBAANKII: She wants to know if you work or else. AJNABIGII: Or else what? ISLAANTII: War weydii ninka inuu shaqaysto iyo in kale. TURJUBAANKII: Do you work she wants to know or else. AJNABIGII: Or else what? TURJUBAANKII: Or else she wants to know do you work? AJNABIGII: I was working but I was fired last week. TURJUBAANKII: Wuxuu ku leeyahay waan shaqaynayay balse wiigii hore ayaa la isoo gubay. ISLAANTII: Gubbo dheh. Horta qofku magac ma leeyahay. TURJUBAANKII: Does the person have a name.. AJNABIGII: My name is Baker Keller. TURJUBAANKII: Waxaa la yidhaahdaa buu lee yeehay Rootiile Dille. ISLAANTII: Rootiile Dille aa? Turjubaankii: Did you say Baker Killer. AJNABIGII: Yes, my name is Baker Keller. TURJUBAANKII: Ninku wuxuu k adkaysanayaa in magaciisa la yiraahdaa Rootiile Dile. TURJUBAANKII: She says if you have killed all the bakers my daugher will not be save with you. So good by. AJNABIGII: I didn’t kill no baker. What are you talking about.? ISLAANTII: nabadeey, nabadeey…. RadioWiilwaal

Halkan ka dhagayso sheeko ila qosol ah oo halku dhageedu yahay: Raggii hore iyo Runta maanta radiowiilwaal

war libaax, I have not heard of this trend but if it so, it is probably the same reason why white men are increesingly attracted to philipino women: these women are supposedly more docile, and less contentious. Personally I love the fiery spirit of our women. I had comic take on this topic. It was entitled: AFFARTANO JIRRO AFARTAN KUNI ACCOUNTIGA U TAALO. please visit my site and open the first episode of radio. Radiowwiilwaal.wordp ress.com wiilwaal

war libaax, below is am excerp from a Toronto Star article on the matter. Is South African runner a he or a she? The issue was thrust into the spotlight this week by the case of 18-year-old South African runner Caster Semenya. The teen has a muscular build, wispy facial hair and a deep voice. More importantly, she has burst onto the world running scene. Even before she trotted to easy victory in the 800-metre event at the world track and field championships on Wednesday, an ugly whisper campaign had begun. That prompted the International Association of Athletics Federations to open an investigation into Semenya's sexual identity. It has left the IAAF baffled. "At this stage, it's confusing," IAAF secretary-general Pierre Weiss said following Semenya's gold medal performance. "Personally, I have no clue what's going on. I rely on and trust our doctors." The suggestion that Semanya is biologically a man has prompted anger from her family. "I raised her and I have never doubted her gender," Semenya's father, Jacob, said. "She is a woman and I can repeat that a million times." One of the runner's cousins said Semenya had been teased throughout school for her looks. Her headmaster said he had wrongly assumed she was a boy until Grade 11. While that humiliation plays out on a world stage, Semenya is keeping silent and continuing to undergo testing. "While I feel terribly for this young girl, it's almost worse if this is just hanging out there as an accusation," said McCormack. As recently as 20 years ago, female athletes competing at large international events were expected to carry a gender verification card. However, the test widely used to obtain the card – a cheek swab – often produced false negatives. The practice came to be seen as unreliable and prejudicial. General testing was widely abandoned before the turn of the century. In its place, a more comprehensive and less visible regime was installed. A team of experts is now assembled to tackle the issue. According to reports, the IAAF has enlisted an endocrinologist, a gynecologist, a specialist in internal medicine, a psychologist and a gender expert in the effort. The practice is so rare that McCormack said he could recall it being discussed at Olympic Games, but never actually being implemented. Dr. Doug Richards, director of the University of Toronto's sports medicine clinic, outlined the process via email: "She will be fully examined physically (Does she have a vagina, ovaries, a uterus?), generally (Does she have male-pattern secondary hair growth?), through her blood (her hormone levels), genetically (XX and XY), along with psychological testing by gender experts." That seems like a lot of testing. "Welcome to 2009," he wrote. Even after all the tests, the results can be ambiguous. The majority of us have an XY (male) or XX (female) chromosome. Some people have XXY, XYY or XO chromosomes. Others, like Indian runner Santhi Soundararajan, may have the XY chromosome, and all the outward physical characteristics of a woman. Soundararajan was stripped of her silver medal following gender verification at the 2006 Asian Games. Transgendered athletes add a further wrinkle. It makes it difficult to remember that this process was first envisioned as a way to keep men masquerading as women from entering athletic events. As the process stretches on, controversy has begun to swirl around the IAAF's handling of Semenya's case. Why was the testing not conducted before Semenya reached the world championships? McCormack suggested the delay was the result of the same problem most of us face when trying to see a specialist – getting an appointment takes forever. Test results could take weeks, and then must be analyzed. Follow-up tests could be required. . "Beyond the questions – is she a she? Is she a he? – there's a young athlete who's going through hell right now," says Phyllis Berck, former head of the Canadian Association for the Advancement of Women and Sport. "She should have been far better protected." With files from Associated Press

war nin yaaban waxaan ku keenay su'aashan gabadhii south afrika u dhalay ee kolkay ku guulaysatay oradka la yidhi waa nin. Ilaahay amarkii. caddaanka hadday gob yihiin oo xaal garanayaan anaaba og in gogol loo dhigan lahaa.

friends and countrymen, Can anyone confirm for me if the German chancellor is a female or a male? radiowiilwaal.wordpr ess.com

hello again, To hear one funny thing that Obama left out in his famous speech, please listen episode six of my radiowiilwaal.com

Some of you have been tuning to my radio comedy and I appreciate the support. At the moment I am seeking Somalis who can act in a different comic sketches on the contemporary scene. I am especially in need of outspoken Somali women who are not afraid to take part internet radio without ever leaving their home. This possible because I will send the script electronically and you will do the recording at your end. Email me info@radiowiilwaal.c om radiowiilwaal.com In the meantime you can follow each episode on the following websites: somaliradio.dk, xogta.com, dhahar.com and off course my blog at:radiowiilwaal.wor dpress.com

Friends, Don't miss this very funny interview with a Somali pirate(Episode Four). Here you will also hear(in somali) sida loo shukaansada gabadha wadaada ah. radiowiilwaal.com thanks guys wiilwaal

Saaxeebayaal halkan kala socda faa'iidooyinka uu qaadku leeyahay radiowiilwaal.com

You can listen this topic and other funny stuff on the second episode of my weekly somali radio comedy: radiowiilwaal thanks guys

Hadduu boqor yahay Baxsanoow deeqsi yahay balwadna uusan lahayn Bidaartay uga baqaane Naaguhu ninkii bidaarle way neceb yihiine allow noo naxariiso Imisaa nin ragga Oo reer dhaqan lahaa Ay wiil raama leh iyo Rabbi ha u darneedee Rasta ay ka raaceen Naaguhu ninkii bidaarleh way neceb yihiine allow noo naxariiso. To hear the rest of this song and other funny stuff visit: radiowiilwaal.wordpress.com

Hadduu boqor yahay Baxsanoow deeqsi yahay Bidaartay uga baqaane Naaguhu ninkii bidaarle way neceb yihiine allow noo naxariiso Imisaa nin ragga Oo reer dhaqan lahaa Ay wiil raama leh iyo Rabbi ha u darneedee Rasta ay ka raaceen Naaguhu ninkii bidaarleh way neceb yihiine allow noo naxariiso. To hear the rest of this song and other funny stuff visit: radiowiilwaal.wordpress.com