Salaam To U All ' I'll share you This Poem .. Have Fun Guys This is a tale of an average man, Who acts contrary to Allah's Plan, If you are reflected herein, Then repent, and commit no sin It was early in the morning at four, When death knocked upon a bedroom door, "Who is There?" the sleeping one cried, "I'm Azrael, let me inside." At once, the man began to shiver, As one sweating in deadly fever, He shouted to his sleeping wife, "Don't let him take away my life." "Please go away, O Angel of Death! Leave me alone I am not ready yet. My family on me depend, Give me chance, O please perpend!" The Angel knocked again and again, "Friend! I will take your life without a pain. It's your soul that Allah doth require I come not with my own desire." Bewildered, the man began to cry, "O Angel! I am so afraid to die. I will give you gold, and be your slave, Don't send me to the unlit grave." "Let me in, O Friend!", the Angel said, "Open the door, get up from your bed, If you do not allow me in, I will walk through it like a Jinn" The man held a gun in his right hand, Ready to defy the Angel's stand. "I will point my gun towards your head, If you dare come in, I will shoot you dead." By now, the Angel was in the room, Saying, "O friend prepare for your doom. Foolish man, Angels never die, Put down your gun and do not sigh." "Why are you afraid! Tell me O man, To die according to Allah's plan? Come, smile at me, do not be grim, Be happy to return to Him." "O Angel! I bow my head in shame, I had no time to recite Allah's name, From morn' till dusk, I made my wealth, Not even caring for my health." "Allah's commands, I never obeyed, Nor five times a day I ever prayed. A Ramadhan came, a Ramadhan went, But no time had I to repent." "The Hajj was already farz on me, but I would not part with my money. All charities, I did ignore. Taking usury more and more." "Some time I sipped my favorite wine, with flirting women I sat to dine. O Angel I appeal to you, Spare my life for a year or two. "The laws of the Quran I will obey, I will begin Salaat this very day, My fast and Hajj I will complete, and keep away from self concet. "I will refrain from usury, and give all my wealth to charity. Wine and wenches I will detest, Allah's oneness I will attest." "We Angels do what Allah demands, We can not go against his commands. Death is ordained for everyone, Father, Mother, Daughter or son." "I'm afraid, this moment is your last. Now be reminded, more of your past. I do understand your fears, But it is now too late for tears." "You lived in this world, two score or more, Never did you, your people adore. Your parents, you did not obey, Hungry beggars, you turned away." "Your two ill-gotten, female offspring, In nightclubs, for livelihodd they sing. Instead of making more Muslims, You made your children non-muslim." "You ignored the Muezzin's Azaan, Nor did you read the Holy Quran. Breaking promises all your life, Backbiting friends and causing strife." "From hoarded goods, great profits you made, And your poor workers, you underpaid. Horses and cards were your leisure, Money making was your pleasure." "You ate vitamins and grew more fat, with the very poor and sick, you never sat. A pint of blood you never gave, which could a little baby save." "O human, you have done enough wrong, You bought properties for a song. When the farmers appealed to you, You did not have mercy, 'tis true." "Paradise for you? I cannot tell, Undoubtedly you will dwell in Hell. There's no time for you to repent, I'll take your soul, for which I am sent." The ending, however, is very sad, Eventually the man became mad. With a cry he jumped out of bed, And suddenly, he fell dead. O Reader, take a moral from here, Never know, your end may be near. Change your living and make amends, For heaven on your deeds depends. Asraa.

salaam Well come back bro OG moti. walaakiis this familly really missed you don't you think? . yeah yes we did didn't we? walaal nice to have you back. nothing really exciting that i know you missed in here. love ya'll

salam i hate them cops walaahi one time i remmeber back in the old days that i got pulled by this kalab women cop. and gave me this speeding ticket for no reason plus warning for seat belt wah ani maanan yaabin hee untill then never got puled again i learned my lesson didn't i ? sure i did never speeded markaleeto. Darman bro sorry to hear that they harassed you, you could file an harrasement loool just kidding abowe.

salaam wax is weydiis maba xumee horta are men? cuz they don't look men to me what so ever!! sorry sis i hate to sound rude but think again man using make up give me a brake bsinka ha'isoo marina dheh. p.s i still beleie there's no men in this whole wide world that i could compare to our somali kings. love ya'll

L.A. Math test Name:____________________ Gang:________________________ 1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it? 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? 4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800? 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money? 7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? 8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

First name: ______________________ Last name(if known):______________ Address (where you live):_________ __________________________________ Mother's name_____________________ (also relation, i.e., sister) Birthdate(yours):__________________ Father's name:_____________________ (if known, if not, list choices) Color of neck: Light Red ( ) Medium Red( ) Dark Red ( ) No Neck ( ) Year of pickup truck:_____________ List all that you have in your truck: Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( ) Filled ash tray( ) Dead Road Kill( ) Dog of Unknown Breed( ) Have you ever been to a large city? (Like Little Rock) Yes ( ) No ( ) How far can you throw cow pies?____ Do you eat cow pies? Yes( ) No( ) Wife's name:__________________ Is she: Cousin( ) Neighbor( ) Sister( ) Aunt ( ) Mother( ) Neighbor's dog( ) Does your wife weigh: Less than 200 Pounds( ) Less than 300 Pounds( ) Less than a 747( ) More than a 747( ) Do you know what a 747 is? Yes( ) No( ) How much smarter than you is your wife: 50 IQ Points( ) 75 IQ Points( ) 100 IQ Points( ) She Won't Tell Me( ) Does your wife wear: A Dress( ) Pants( ) Hot Pants( ) Your Pants( ) Them Lawyer Clothes( ) Nothing( ) Understood previous questions: Yes( ) No( ) Huh?( ) All of the Above( ) What "previous" mean?( ) Color of wife's hair: Blonde( ) Red( ) Brown( ) Black( ) Bald( ) Last Elvis sighting: Location: ________________ On what date?_____________ Can you count past five: Yes( ) No( ) Past ten: Yes( ) No( ) Explain in ten words or less why on Earth you want to be Governor of Arkansas: ________________________________ Signature ('X' if you can't write)

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salaam.. my fav,, suurah Yusuf,,, Maryama,,,, Daha,,, i love them all ,,,

salaam,,, very funny kheyr, i see you triping. C,k, macaanta like most of the ppl said evaluate ur trust that is the main thing. cuz if u trust him well enough to let him go with out you warrying about him. then ther won't be a problem. but if u don't i would advice you to build ur trust then decide what u really have to do. even thought i've never been in to such a situation, but sis like rayaana said think twice before u mak any dicision or conclusion. i wish the the best. one more thing Don't forget to pray salaatul istakhaarah. cuz if you do it helps a lot. i love ya'all

salaam snow huh hate it :mad: can't beilive some of you want snow, alaah ni soo aruuriyo me thinking about how would i got out of here before i gets too late. any ways walaahi it ain't fun when u see in the morinig ur car covered with snow. don't remeind me. love ya'll

salaam, it's really sad to hear even though it's late but can't beleive it i missed this whole topic any ways hibo sis maashaa'alaah you did a good job by leting us know the truth that is back home wich is hidding form us. walaahi it's very shocking to me that we us somali having this desease subxanalaah :confused: i've heard this story that some one told me here it goes. this one guy was gonna marry this women so befor to the conclution his brother adviced him to go to doctor and do some check up both of them then it turns out that she had that disease very shocking, well she got it form this guy who maaried her first got devorced. the funny thing she knew but she didn't wanted to tell the poor guy walaahi i said man he is luck if his brother wouldn't said any thing would be effectted by now, but any ways qadarta ayaa wax walba ka weyn. it's funny how we somali ay u qariyaan or my be some of us wouldn't aloud to get checked before their mariage wonder why? love ya'll

salaam my dearest sis congratulations maashaa'alaah. allah ku bareekeeyo guurkaada wiil iyo caano gabar iyo caane. p.s laakiin fliying saan maaleysku ogaaheey ani oo daris ahaay xataa hear from s.o.l. that is not fair don't u think macaanto. any ways i'm happy for you, you know that for sure.

salaam looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

salaam it's too late but i think beter then nothing to the poster. 1. education. 2. marriage. 3. childeren . 4. then career. cuz i love kids thena career. age group, is anything wrong with if i say 30-35 will see about that latter. love ya'll

salaam ooooooooooooooops didn't know that bulo posted the same as i did..... man did i search that or what,,,. should have read it before taking some time to find info. but any ways it's all good .. love ya'll. p.s shukri what more info u wana hear then, if u can't take hathiith from our beloved prophet mohamed. ? i could be wrong but i think it says clearly that it's haram traveling with out a mahram i can't say yes or not but that is my understanding from the fatawa. please don't feel ofeneded if u do don't take it personal. i just wanted to help. love ya'll

salaam here some in for that i found about this situation i hope it will help and it sasys clearly it's haram so here it goes. The principle in Sharia is that a woman is not to travel by herself; rather, it is obligatory upon her to have as her companion her husband or a mahram. This ruling is founded on what was reported by Al-Bukhari and others from Ibn Abbas (may Allah be pleased with him) that Allah’s Messenger (pbuh) said: “A woman is not to travel except with a mahram and a man is not to enter upon her except if she has a mahram.” c And it is narrated by way of Abu Hurairah that: “It is not permissible for a woman who believes in Allah and the Last Day to travel a distance for one day and one night without a mahram with her.” Abu Saeed narrated that the Prophet (pbuh) said: “A woman is not to travel a distance for two days without her husband or mahram with her.” slaam

salam to all of you to the topic i always belived that u will end up what u want but it's doesn't happen usually i think always allah wuxuu kuugu talogalo ayaad u danbeen i beleive. but instead i got rid of all my list cuz it won't work if u say why?i will tell you. love ya'll I should say you don't get who you want. you always end up Settling. macaanto this so true and i have seen it happen many times, either a freind or qaraabo qansax.... untill then see yaa

salaam for a second i thought should i answer ur question but then i said never mind. any ways nin yaaban where have you been hiding we looked for you when we needed you now here you are out of the blue what should i say ..... the answer i will leave it to my lovely nomads love you alll

salaama to you all i think i was kinda a way for a while got little sressed out of life any how alhamdulilaah it's getting better now. go back to the topic, me actually didn't did much just went to the prayers with my familly. i saw some lost friends haven't saw them in ages walaahi. other then that didn't did much. just slept that day since didn't got any sleep on monday night... p.s... I'm very mad at flying stil and malika you too i ahave tried to call you but ur phone was turned off but didn't left a massagecuz i was dissapointed i know u will be like huh but how come u never said ciid mubarak :mad: i will leave it that to you ,,,

salaam ciid wanaagsan to every one of you and i hope you all will enjoy the celebration with ur families and friends. love ya'all

salaam Inaa Lilaahi wa inaa ileyhi Raajucuun. Kulu Nafsin Daa'iqatul mawt... good reminder sis rahama ...

salaam GOW GOW AAAAAAAAAAAAA bisinka that was a bit funny se ya

oooh rudy that was a gooooood one can stop laoughing now hahahahahaha se ya

salaam Googlism for: muqdisho muqdisho is quiet after aydiid's funeral see the reuters report muqdisho is quiet after aydiid's funeral muqdisho is diminished muqdisho is qab qasasho iyo is raad raadsasho ku saleysan aanooyin qabiil ayadoo eey muqdisho is abaabuleen si ay muqdisho is weydiinayaan yaa ka shaqeynaya iska horkeenka dadka walaalaha ee ku wada nool w/muqdisho gaar ahaan beesha muddulood oo waqtiyadan muqdisho is rich and thriving muqdisho is the capital muqdisho is badalo inta c ya

salaam.... beentaa mahan lakiin somali nin ah anba kaseyn jaceyl way maqleen lee hibo i don't know about this but what about cilmi boodhari and qeys,, unles you hate somali men but macaanto dadka ha'isku qaban somali men are either ur brother uncle,father, husban, so ha xaqirin dadka oo dhan hana isku qaban,, there are many men that knows what jeceyl is ....