Originally posted by *Ibtisam: "Bob is a crook, I think, as God is my witness, go and get news of the place" That is what I understood. ^^^and what is with the insult? why are you calling me a crook? :mad: bal gardarada intaa la eg weligiin miyaad aragteen Soomaaliyey? I Demand a public APOLOGY from you right at this moment or else... :mad: Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Aeronwen: I hate you! Yes...YOU! You mean, destructive, inconsiderate snake! You disgust me. You make my life a living hell and I wish you would die a horrible, horrible death, chewed up by parasites from the inside out. Oh, how I hate you! Why won't you crawl into a hole and die? Why must I be forced to share the same air as you? Why must you prolong my suffering? Why are you still alive?! Damn you. Damn you! * Breathes deeply * Ah...I feel better now. There's something incredibly attractive about an angry woman especially when she starts swearing and cursing for full 10 minutes without even pausing for a breath. PS.^^^and I used to think Val was a maneater I can't believe qoftan maskiinta ah ayaan beri ka cabsan jiray. Peace, Love & Unity.

Rooney supposed to be the best player in the world according to the english media and yet he could not even finish as the top scorer...priceless. Congrats To Didier Drogba, Michael Essien, Solomon Kalou and John Obi Mikel and last but not least...CONGRATS to OZ and Tuujiye but be warned we want OUR trophy back next season...this time we're SERIOUS. PS. Enjoyed seeing Abramovich's goal celebration when Drogba scored his first goal...is he handicapped or something? Peace, Love & Unity.

Congrats My Brother...May Allah s.w bless your marriage with all the joys and love in the world Insha Allah. PS. Spurs lost to Burnley after going 2-0 up. Peace, Love & Unity.

There was a blonde in the middle of a field sitting in a row boat, when another blonde spots her. The blonde in the car gets out of her vehicle and yells to the other blonde "You know it's blondes like you who give us a bad reputation. If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ***!" Peace, Love & Unity.

One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something. When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats." Peace, Love & Unity.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms." Peace, Love & Unity.

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!" Peace, Love & Unity.

Smart Blonde: The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" Peace, Love & Unity.

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field." Peace, Love & Unity.

A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house. Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?" He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats." Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace. Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the farmer replied, "I..I don't think so." The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine. Every morning the farmer comes and milks me." Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and continued walking. Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they lie!" Peace, Love & Unity.

Little Johnny greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious., "What trick is that my dear," she asked. Little Johnny replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the damn walls if you came to visit us again." Peace, Love & Unity.

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered Little Johnny. May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, Little Johnny whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again Little Johnny whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child., "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes", whispered Little Johnny, "A policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered Little Johnny. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper", answered the whispering Little Johnny. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice Little Johnny answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!" Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?" Still whispering, Little Johnny replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!" Peace, Love & Unity.

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." A little later on, they saw horses. The Grandpa said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too." That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!" Peace, Love & Unity.

Little Johnny: A teacher asks her class, ?If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?? She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ?None, they all fly away with the first gun shot? The teacher replies ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.? Then Little Johnny says ?I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?? The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ?Well I suppose the one that?s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone? To which Little Johnny replied, ?The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.? Peace, Love & Unity.

Little Suzy raised her hand during a biology lesson and asked if her grandmother could have a baby. The teacher was a bit surprised at the question but answered that the grandmother was too old to have babies. "So what about my mother?" asked Little Suzy. The teacher said that it was possible, but that her mother was probably getting too old to be having babies as well. "Well, then could I have a baby?" she wanted to know. "Goodness no!" said the teacher, "you are much too young." "See!" yelled Little Johnny from the back of the classroom, "I told you YOU didn't have anything to worry about!" Peace, Love & Unity.

A couple were in thier bed ready to make love when their four year old son walked in an asked Daddy can I ride on your back, The Dad said no, when the wife told her husband it's OK honey he doesn't know whats going on, so he agreed. As they got in to the throws of passion and the wife started moaning and breathing heavy the little boy said, Daddy you better hold on yesterday when she did that me and the Milkman both almost hit the floor. Peace, Love & Unity.

Maybe he's going to bulid another Harrods in Kismayo...you never know! Peace, Love & Unity.

Ibti Shiikh is tuulo...I prefer Borama or Berbera. Peace, Love & Unity.

War ninyahow wadaadkaan miskiinka ah af lagaadada ka daa yuusan afka ku qaloocane. Reer Mudug garab iyagaa keenay oo wax aan garab gelin xittaa garab ee isku siinaayaan...marba ina adeereey hadaad dhahdo bes waaye. PS. Do you honestly expect inuu NGONGE fahmo af soomaaligaas? Afka u jilci ama Ibti ugu yeer ha u tarjuntee. Peace, Love & Unity.

Just don't forget aniga I've got loads of tissue paper for you and OZ to wipe away the tears. Peace, Love & Unity.

"I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against." Al Haji Malik Al Shabbazz (May Allah s.w have mercy on his soul) Peace, Love & Unity.

Wax waalan...Wadaadka sidaas ha ula hadlin yuu afka ku qaloocanine. Peace, Love & Unity.

Raggeedii saas ayaa la rabaa...Waar Borama iyo Berbera guri iiga qabo waan soo socdaaye. Peace, Love & Unity.

If Conservatives win West Indians have fun creeping back to the Caribbeans,Africans best remember which boat they were on, Chinese better hope they sold enough pirated DVDs to buy a plane ticket, Indians better close their corner shops and Sri lankans to close down KFC. Peace, Love & Unity.