Since our beloved Pharoahs aren't there...I assume you'd be supporting England..right? PS. Sorry Lucas missed out. Peace, Love & Unity.

Tuujiye...don't talk to my uncle like that He always had a colour TV...in fact he has the BIGGEST plasma TV in the entire BOB Mugabe's little kingdom of Zimland. Peace, Love & Unity.

Carlos Dunga and Raymond Domenech are the biggest disgrace in world football today and I will never understand how two incompetent men can be allowed to manage two of the biggest names in the history of the game...it's crying shame. PS. Maradona is Maradona...confused, paranoid and in his own little coke world. Peace, Love & Unity.

^^^and they're GOONERS...brilliant. I will definitely have my bold head washed and wrinkled face massaged at Alla-Aamin if I go there Insha Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by chocolate & honey: You mean to say SHE could've been free for the last 20years??? She would've never been free, she probably would've been another Faarax's punching bag...you never know. Peace, Love & Unity.

Happy Birthday To Somaliland. PS. This gesture will definitely endear Ms Borama to me... Peace, Love & Unity.

Golden Anniversary An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago." Peace, Love & Unity.

You're a Statue A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder. 'Don't move! You're a statue!' The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she. The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths'...and they never fed me a thing!" Peace, Love & Unity.

Spaghetti A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." Peace, Love & Unity.

Male assertiveness A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The funeral director," said his wife. Peace, Love & Unity.

Money Talks! During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." Peace, Love & Unity.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!" :eek: Peace, Love & Unity.

Memory Class An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?" "A rose?" asked the neighbor. "Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?" Peace, Love & Unity.

Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too." Peace, Love & Unity.

Why don't you post this on Women Section so that they'll ALL know what they're expected of them during the World Cup? I dare you...fuley fowqal fuleey. Peace, Love & Unity.

Exhibitionist? ^^^A&T are you sure you're a Brazilian football fan? If you want us to take you seriously I'd suggest you change the title because ALL the great Brazilian players were Exhibitionists from Pele and Garrincha to Ronaldinho and Ronaldo, your knowledge of the game is becoming more suspect by the day and its clear that Brazil waxba kama taqaanid. Ronaldinho had far more better season than Kaka & Robinho put together in the weakest Milan side for years and yet you want us to believe that they're there for merit...no my friend...they're Dunga's favourites just like every manager has his favourites because I will never accept in a million years that Robinho can do what great Ronaldinho can't...never saaxiib. As a genuine football fan it's utterly DISREPECTFUL of you to dismiss Ronaldinho nothing more than a exhibitionist and yet you call yourself a Brazilian 'fan'...you're as joke as the Donkey aka Dunga himself. You claim Ronaldinho wee ka dhamaatay I challenge you to explain how you came to that conclusion...look up his stats and read the Rossoneri fans forums and see what they think of his overall performances and then compare it to the likes of Robinho, Baptista, Elano, Kleberson and Josue...your blind faith in Dunga is no less than embarrassing. PS. I wont comment on this topic anymore as I don't see any point why I should. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: ^^^ LoooL BOB couldn't help it eh? This was a double celebration...him getting hitched and Yids getting ditched, it made my day even if I wasn't invited to the 'Free' bariis and hilib. Peace, Love & Unity.

He bullied you into submission haye? That's his forte ninkani aniga i waydii anigaa aqaane if you don't agree with him, he will call you names and dismiss you like you have never existed, ninkani wuxuu daawadaa idaacadaha and therefore learned the jews tactics because they do the same thing if you oppose them. See how he's trying so hard to Bully Tuujiye? Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: Waayo isagoo 70 jir ah (Ferguson) ayuu maalin kasta la tirsadaa Evans iyo Fabio oo uu awoow u noqon karo. . BOB, just to be clear, who is your team in the World Cup. Holland and Bafana Bafana and BOTH have far better chance than your bloody Brazil. kolba dhinac ha iga soo jidhin sidii dadkii xaabaale. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: ^^YOU know u are asking for it right?? Adiga you're the Don King of SOL, iminkaad dooneysaa inaad walaashay Val iyo aniga madaxa na isu keen galiso sooma aha but GUESS what? me and Val are tight, we go way back and we've been through a lot. We safely made it past the Glam rock era of hot pants and bell-bottomed trousers with the MUST HAVE platform shoes which had soles of 2-4 inches thick, not to mention our 'fro and then came the Disco Era complete with three-piece suits for men and wrap-around jersey dresses for women until it was replaced by the Punk Era with straight, cigarette-legged jeans and the platform shoes were replaced by mules nd ankle strapped shoes and the fro' was replaced by the jerry curl...see I told you me Val have been through a lot together. Peace, Love & Unity.

Maxaad ku qosli? fiiri ciridkiisa aa moodo caracasaanyadii bada Calanleey joogtay caloosheeda. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Libaax-Sankataabte: in Britain, a councillor is an elected "neighborhood volunteer" position with no regular base salary as most councillors have regular jobs somewhere else to make a living. I don't believe it! oo ma guulwade oo bila mishaar ayaan hadana ku faannaa? inaga daaya dee. Paragon, hawa ni kama Kanu Youth League pila mishara na kazi yao ni udaku tu... Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: ^^ Did you notice the quoation marks. I just translated what your friend Fufu said in af Somali. So dont shoot the messenger. No No No...Fu-Fu DID NOT call me a crook, YOU DID :mad: . Are you going to APOLOGIZE to me or else... :mad: Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Oz: BOB I know you watched the Chelsea match instead of the Gunners. I really enjoyed the goals absolutely class. You're right but I did not have any other choice as Arsenal's game was not LIVE. Drogba was in the RIGHT...Lampard should've given him that penalty instead of pretending to be putting the team first...we all know how Lampard tried to grab the ball from Di Canio few years ago at Westham and I'm sure he wouldn't have done that if he didn't have his uncle as the manager of the team and his dad as his assistant. Without Drogba Chelsea wouldn't even have had a sniff at the title...waxaa kaloo la is weydiinayaa would he refuse had Rooney demanded to take the penalty instead of Drogba? :mad: PS. Arsenal would've won the title if we did not have A&T in the goal. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: but I know the list below contains funny characters with no strong connection to football: Nuune Norf Tuujiye BOB All I know is that WE ARE far more talented when it comes to playing the game than you and your buddy Ngonge put together...I'll bet my life on it....that's how CONFIDENT I'm. PS. Brazil waa RUBBISH and Kaka is Ronaldo's water-carrier at Madrid Peace, Love & Unity.