Argentine just beat Mexico on penalities...so expect an epic battle between Argentine and Brazil in the final on Wednesday which i think Brazil will win and evenge their recent loss to Argentine in Buones Aires. PS. Rokko, i am afraid Federer & Hewitt will meet before the final which is DISAPPOINTING and like i said Williams era is over as Serena got dumped. Peace,Love & Unity.

Tuujiye, Happy Birthday aan ku dhaho maba xumee saaxiiboow doolshe 67 shumac lagu kor suro intee laga helaa? Because waan ogahay maalintuu aabeheey uu hooyadeey guursanaayey waxaa la dhahay gaarigaa kudaba dhagganeed marka aniga iyo adiga kaliya aan nehee saaxiiboow runta sheeg meeqaa jirtaa? Wareer Badanaa. . Happy Birthday Bro and one more thing,iska ilaali dhoocilaha underage ka ah yaan lagu xirin sida oday-biiqe aniga saacadaan lacag qaaraan ma arrurin karee because beryahaan ceertee iga joojiyeen oo gaalka gaalka dhalay oo meesha xukumaan is dagaalnay markuu iidiiday inuu isiiyo lacagtii xaaskeeygii 7aad uu eeyga ku cunay Ifo Refugee Camp. Peace,Love & Unity.

Viking, I know the rules as I live in a cricket mad country, I even attended few matches when they hosted the world cup last year simply because I got free tickets but I wouldn’t pay one cent to watch it. Wimbledon you say, now you are talking...I was watching Federer game before the football game and I saw John Terry enjoying the Mexican wave plus loads of other Brit Celebs which I don't know of except the black dude who is the celebrity chef and the Olympic champion Denise something. Bro, Maria Sharapova is the real deal, Williams era is gone as you saw how Venus struggled to beat that Slovakian girl while Sharapova isn't only on song but easy for the eyes as well (niaje beste ) plus she can play unlike a certain Ana Kournikova who was the Beckham version of Tennis. I think it will be Federer Vs Roddick or Hewitt for the boys and Sharapova Vs Davenport or Sharapova Vs Kim Clistjers for the girls. Peace,Love & Unity.

Mojam, how are you my brother..good to know your season hasn't ended yet like Northerner who i am afraid defected to Cricket land . I just finished watching the first semis between Germany and Brazil and the ref from Chile seemed to be out of sorts and determined to see Germany progress into the finals..if I may add. The Germany penalty was "imaginative" one to say the least as Ballack went down easily (the commentator said the ref awarded the penalty because of Emerson's foul on Ballack and not Roque Jr on Huth) which was still harsh. I hope it will be Brazil Vs Argentine final as that will be a mouthwatering showdown between South America's giants and I believe Brazil will beat both Argentine or Mexico and I will even go as far as saying if they meet Mexico in the final it will be one sided final. forget about Mexico's fluke win over Brazil, Brazil rarely lose in any final and I got a long history to back me up on this one. Today Robinho and Kaka had an off day and Ronaldinho wasn't his usual magician but we can all understand that as most of the players at the tournament had long and exhausting season. Peace,Love & Unity.

Watch Me But You Will Never See Me ..too many bodyguards around me :cool: . The first time I've been to Zam I got the fright of my life after a kid tried to sell a "Fried" panya to me and I haven't eaten anything but fruits for the remaining two days I have been in Lusaka, even from the Somali restaurants, Eeeewwwww that was a really bad experience I've had in your country back then and I went back again in 04 but this time it was much better as I was with a friend who had a family there. Raula..will kill us both . Peace,Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Pacifist: Man you are xasaad xasiidina xasaad una seme Ndururu kwa nini....come on mate don't advise her that....Raula Kumbe wewe unasikiya kiswahili? Allah, nime fikiri kama unajua kiZambiya na Malawi tu? lakini naku ulizaje umesha kula panya wewe, hata kuonja tu? kwa sababu nime sikiya huko zambiya watu wana kula panya?LooooooooooooooooL. Pacifist, i know you are going to ask Raula what i just said and i know she's going to tell you a whole different story but believe me that is not what i said..i just asked you a simple question that you know of somuch about . Peace,Love & Unity.

I see the sunshine over the drive the valley of gods. a plea for a hand to lift the estate over the cliffside to survive there's a dream of worthy to rise so many dead faces,too much chest pride on the inside she tells me that she living fine but where's her smile? her pain is so distinctive even though she's in denial her posture so rigid she's scared to be free she mourns about what she used to be in her days of ecstasy she tells herself she doesn't know who she is she feels different and vulnerable outside unlike the strength she sees in her mirror now where's the freedom when she lives on regrets? and she struggles to lift her child to feed on her breast? with that heavy cough deep in her chest she still wears her mom's necklace that she gave her as a gift she forgets at times that she used to wait for her to put her in bed and into sleep not so long ago she was a child in this world but her tired body would forbid to acknowledge surrounded by her fake friends that deceive her kept their arms clean and poisonous out of her blood though the estate grew like poppy fields thriving with chemical love she denies and refuses to accept the truth I am preaching thinking she's too strong to accept fate's teaching some day she will realize her life was made out of cheating. Peace,Love & Unity.

The wallpaper is torn away like the feelings in her heart the life she cradles in her arms was fading from the start the womb contaminated by a poison in the worst way if the guardian is helpless then of course the curse strays she opens her legs up for twenty minutes then the men speak they call her a sl@t and laugh this is how she makes ends meet the rent money is now available but the bast@rd grabbed it and fled she chokes on her tears not because of pride because the habits not fed the life she lives maybe mean, but as soon as the baby screams she still doesn’t seem to respond to reality this isn’t a crazy dream beat downs and broken hearts is the world she was given all she sees is a breathing burden when the girls in her vision old associates say 'its so sad' words under their breaths the rest say she exits her duties & gets her JOY from a neighbour she'll pay the next day she returns home puts the food on top and puts the blade on her flesh her moods are so savage six months ago she put a knife into her womb her eyes closed then jabs the blade into the vain now contemplate if she’s really free from all the pain she lays back with no sound as her blood stream her mind reads i don’t love this life but it just seems to love me a gush of wind from the open door wakes her from her short coma she looks around the room with a sharp view her thoughts over she only held one thing sacred, to live and she wasn’t able in a sorry pose her body froze the baby was missing from the cradle. Peace,Love & Unity.

Don't give them even ndururu . wanataka chapa yako huh? Peace,Love & Unity.

Sheets taken and reams shaken he's making way for the exit she's waiting and retracing steps foot staying next to his neck he awakened with a sword in hand and words handled by a cut tongue spoken or swung he brought truth notes broken..his pen opening wounds voice swollen..slowly strength going hope knowing he'd lose hold soon facing death while embracing depths this place is laced with regrets grace pacing and he's chasing breaths erasing faith with no traces left. A word, A sword, A cut, A verse This is war. Epic, Tragic, Unrehearsed A heart, A curse, A touch. A cure This is a war. Quiet, Silent, Unheard. They fought the lessons taught aggression bought while time forgot love lost in rhyme..they thought the clock stopped..caught in distraught hands choked..emotions evoked notions planned to float..got soaked hand close to throat..provoke quotes open letters wrote in coal..stoked those verses known..in flame I spoke but burning hearts go up in smoke passion piercing..intimacy held fiercely near his ear..severe memories screaming hearing him sincere..clearly leave merely the dreary years here..revered despairingly A womb, A seed, A wound, A breach This is war. Breathing, Bleeding, Unwarned. A man, An angel, A God, A birth This is war. Detached, Relapsed, Unearthed. What Am I Talking About Here? :confused: Peace,Love & Unity.

"Now ladies, I know most of you are wondering why we called this meeting but believe me when I say this its for your own good" says FF. "I have no idea what you are talking about and I am sure most girls in here think likewise" adds Raula. "Ok listen up girls, we all remember what happened last year when most of us lost their purses and I don't know about you ladies but mine was expensive as it was D&G and I was told that it was Qac Qaac who stole it and I am here to make him pay for it" threatens X_Quizite. "I agree with X, those Tuugs among the good brothers should pay for what they did and instead of generalizing all and making an innocent brother suffer for a crime he didn't commit I think we should go after those rotten apples, those we know of and give them Hell†says Bishaaro. "Excuse me Girlfriend? Haven't you heard the new saying of there is no innocent Faarax? the last good Faarax that I knew of died of Malaria back in Utange and to this day I am yet to meet even a half decent Faarax so I say lets give them their own medicine" says Nova_*. "I always wanted to see Faarax down on his knees begging for mercy" says Emerald. "Now, lets hear everybody's plan and how we should go about" says FF. "I think we should stick chewing gum on their seats" says Layzie_Girl. "well, I think we should give them fake names and fake phone numbers because I am sure they will all be bugging us including those who we know are married for our numbers and names" says Pacifist. "I think, we should give them fake addresses, my neighbour has a mbwa kali and I can already picture a Faarax knocking on the door asking for me and few seconds later running for his dear life screaming "Allah Hooyooy, Waa Wareey". says Raula. "I think we should boo at every faarax that goes up to receive an award so that we could humiliate them and make them feel little" says Dawoco. "are you kidding me? War Balaayo, How about if he throws the statue at us as we all know Faarax is always short tempered, I don't think I can handle a new daqar on my cute head now" mourns Ms Word. "not to mention shaving all the hair off my head which is the ultimate embarrassment to any self respecting lady" adds *Diamante*. "I don't know if you will agree with me but I think we should pour loads of laxative in their drinks and break all the bathroom including ours except for one and sit back and watch as they run back and forth to the single batroom in the whole house that is not broken all night long while we have the party and awards all to ourselves" suggest Juxa.(Allah Xaasidsanaa). They all start to laugh and giggle and immediately they all agree on Juxa's idea and they decide to put a liter of laxative in every 5 liter of juice which is cruel and a crime committed against guys and being the most unfortunate guy who drunk the most juice, Juxa should've been sent to jail because only God knows how painful experience it was and how exhausting its to run to the bathroom every 7 minutes. "just close your eyes and picture Baashi and underdog fighting and arguing who should be first or Quantum_Leap and Sophist racing to the bathroom and tell me that doesn't qualify as the most exciting sight you've ever witnessed in your entire life†brags Juxaa. "All the nomads please take your seats, please take your seats and let the 7th S.O.L Academy Awards begin and we would like to ask each and every nomad to be a good sport whether you win or lose doesn't matter, what matters most here is, we are all winners" announces the Admin over the loud speaker. “I feel more like being inside of Big Brother house rather than in a Hope Road mansion watching S.O.L Academy Awards" says Qori. "what do you mean?" I ask. "we are still told what to do and what we should do, what does he mean by being a good sport? How can I be happy when I just lost, is he crazy?" asks Qori. "yeah, I know what you mean but isn't it great to laugh at the losers and taunt them and joke about the so-called winners acceptance speech, because I am sure we will see another crazy and memorable scene where we will have a delirious nomad hugging every person around and thanking every tree on earth like that crazy Italian who won an Oscars on The Best Foreign Film category few years back, what was his name again?" I ask. "you mean Roberto something, the dude who acted & directed that Italian movie called "Life is Beautiful" right? and ran over every guest and went on to thank every pet in his neighbourhood back in Italy and in the end had to be dragged from the stage after going on and on with his own brand of English?" asks Conspiracy. "yeah, that is the one." I reply. "who do you think will play the role of Roberto(I don't remember his surname) tonight?" asks Qori. "if not two of you then I think its between Nuune and Ngonge for the guys while i nominate Besbaaso and Psycho-Sue for the girls" I reply. "BOB, I think you are jealous of us since you haven't been nominated" brags Conspiracy. "me being jealous? you are dreaming bro, to me seeing some of these girls up close and personal means more to me than a bloody little statue that will be no use to me" I reply.(lying of course ) "BOB, don't worry I will mention your name in my speech" says Qori. "but you have to clap and scream on top of your voice and jump up down or I will snap you and pretend like I don"t even know you" threatens Conspiracy. "waraa, i am not your bloody pet, jump up and down kulahaa, do i look like a monkey to you" i reply becoming annoyed with his comments.."do you think I care if you mention my name or not? in the eyes of all the residents in my village back in Africa I am the biggest celebrity there is as they even ask me to give my Autograph to their livestock, how many nomads do you know that have been asked of an Autograph by a donkey,monkey,lion,elephant,camel or even a goat?†I ask them. "Woow, that is impressive and news to me, I never knew animals were into Autographs" says Conspiracy. "Bro, African animals are lot smarter than those in the west" I tell them. "BOB come on now, that is impossible, there is no animal in the world that would ask you of such thing" says Qori. Before I could give them prove we were interrupted by the Admin's speech (again) through the loud speakers which were irritating me now because being African man I am not used to all this bloody noise. "All the nomads please stand up for the Somalia national anthem and show emotion and patriotism as you sing the national anthem of the greatest country in the world" he orders. Yeah I found that as an order because there were a lot of old nomads and some others who had a painful backache (there is no Xulbo or Xabasoda in America or Europe) who couldn't stand up and there were lot of nomads who had a sore throat (there is no genuine Malab in America or Europe) who couldn't utter a word let alone sing yet they were too scared to ignore the Admin's orders so they were all crying but many of you including the Admin thought they were crying out of love and patriotism when the simple fact is they were crying out of the pain they were feeling during those minutes our national anthem was being played. To Be Continued....

Originally posted by Viking: akakakaka...Mbona una nitupisha mbao hivyo beste? Ati nafanyia mamanzi 50 push-ups ndio wani kubalie kuingia hiyo bash? LooooooooooooooooooooooooL, ati nime kutupisha mbao? siweze mzee na unajua wewe mwenyewe BOB ni beste wako lakini nilikuwa nataka nijuwe kama bado unaweza kufanya tizi . usijali hawa ma' dame na sisemi kama ume jamba wakati ulikuwa nafanya tizi kwa sababu hiyo ni aibu ausio mzee . i pray bibi haujui kiswahili ama ata kufukuza kwa nyumbani aki sikiya ulikuwa na kata supuu moja (siwezi kusema jinalake ). wacha Carnivore tulienda Safari Park Hotel na wa dame makada sikumbuki kama walikuwa sita au nane . Viking...Respect My Brother. Haniif, my brother,I don't care what the Admin told you but the truth is "He snapped you and chose not to invite you to those previous parties" but since I was given the task to organize this particular one, I decided to invite all the nomads because as you know BOB is for the people and by the people and you have every right to have a good time and dance or even flirt openly with every girl you want including those that came with their partners and if any one of them refuses to dance with you just come and tell me and I will either throw them out or make her dance with you, how is that bro? . PS. BOB, is here and has been here ever since Moi was still the president of Kenya and Saddam Hussein was still the president of Iraq so "somebody else" posted that topic without my knowledge and it wont happen again Insha Allah. Peace,Love & Unity.

ASALAAMU CALEEYKUM DHAMAANTIIN.THE REAL MAN IS BACK AND I GUESS MOST OF YOU WILL NOT BE GLAD 2 HEARD ABOUT ME SO YOU BE HAPPY AND FEEF GOOD SOFAR.

My country is stripped and ripped without a hesitation our so-called elders corrupt the youth without a consideration I am tired of waiting and hoping for an evolution i pray for the rebirth of the lost revolution my people are dying and you talk about a constitution my Somali soil is getting polluted beyond recognition the wealth of the land is being looted without the natives' permission my people are executed in a distant shores without an explanation Somalia became the playground of the scavengers for it lacks protection my people respect the infidel who advocates for fornication my greedy elders turned Somalia into a house of prostitution where the highest bidder is guaranteed for un-interrupted satisfaction while the youth stand back and observe the forceful penetration we praise and look up to a heartless murderer in admiration we thrash the nobles who preach Allah's last revelation my people, has the fires of hell became your chosen destination? we spread lies and hatred among Almighty's creation Somalia's pride supposed to be its Somali nation we are spreading our shame across the globe as an expedition our rich country is known as the land of famine and starvation our pain became our enemy's favourite conversation our souls became the prize and our Somalia the competition we ignore our women & children's cries from the unjust execution i swear it hurts how my people turned their backs on salvation i recite these without seeking anybody's worldly admiration this is my sermon for my country and its next generation. May God Bless Somalia & Somali People. Peace,Love & Unity.

Adeer Kheyr, Just remember one thing uncle,your nephew BOB is coming to live with you and stay at your house until he finds a woman of his own.... CONGRATULATIONS MY DEAR BROTHER..i wish you all the best insha allah and MAY YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. Peace,Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Viking: BOB, I saw the Ivory Coast-Egypt game, they are a wicked side! I was most impressed by Dindane and their left back whom they call the "African Roberto Carlos". Drogba's 2nd goal was amazing, he is a different person when he plays for his national team, he beams with pride! I wouldn't say it's finished in that group though, Cameroon are good, whether home or away. If the Ivorians win that game then they are through, looking forward to their game in September. I am GLAD you saw The Elephants in action because I was raving so much about them to the point where I was beginning to sound like an Ivorian boasting about his team but now I have you as my witness and people will understand that I was only giving credit where its due. Yeah Aruna Dindane caused havoc every time he got the ball and what about their midfielder, the one with dreadlocks wearing number 5, he plays for St Etienne in France , you are right because I was also telling my friends that Drogba gives 120% to his country unlike many so-called African superstars unless they are playing against a European side or in the world cup and you know what is funny? Bonaventura Kalou from Auxerre is a world class player believe me, he is one of the most talented players Africa has ever produced yet he always plays crap just like you witnessed in the game against Egypt so African players never do justice to their country or talent whenever they are playing in Africa. Viking, I know you believe Cameroon isn’t out of it yet but it all depends on their next away match which they will be playing against guess who? Yep, Ivory Coast in Abidjan and in case if you didn’t know, Elephants haven’t conceded a goal at home yet let alone slip up so in my opinion I think Ivory Coast will represent Africa instead of Cameroon who struggled to beat Libya at home while Ivory Coast demolished them and they were much more comfortable than the 2-0 score line suggests. All in all I believe Ivory Coast will beat Cameroon and book their tickets to World Cup. PS. Good to have you BACK bro. Peace,Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Pacifist: Bob what happened to Bafana bafana they lost... [/QB] one will always be tempted to mention all the big names that were missing on the day especially Benni McCarthy and Quinton Fortune and those that were present had a off day especially Shaun Bartlett who missed two relatively easy chances which i am sure Benni would've scored at least one and remember this was in the first half when the score was blank and then Delron Buckley and Steven Pienaar had the worst game in Bafana jersey i have ever seen but what really hurts is S.A dominated the match yet they LOST...Football is a cruel game indeed. Nuune, Yeah Togo are in a pole position and its theirs to lose especially now that they will play their next match at home against Liberia who are the whipping boys of the group while Zambia will host Senegal in Lusaka and don't adjust your TV set if you see Togo lining up against Brazil in the world cup but just imagine a world cup without Nigeria,South Africa,Cameroon and Morocco? Peace,Love & Unity.

$187$, how are you doing Bro? yeah its always my pleasure to contribute and keep you guys informed about the events here in Africa. take care bro and 1 Luv to Gunners. Peace,Love & Unity.

Dawoco, You are so KRASI, how on earth did you come up with such a 'Taboo' topic? you sure got BALLS. I don't think there are any killers here in SOL but if there's any then somebody please tell them to KEEP AWAY from me and I promise I wont dare show my face in their filthy play ground in Politics but what I do know with all my heart is that there are TRIBALISTS in this forum who love their bloody tribes than Allah (s.w) and that is FRIGHTENING. Peace,Love & Unity.

I looked up at the clock on the wall (yeah I am allergic to wrist watch) and I realize we got an hour or so before the show finally begins and since my mates Qori & Cons deserted me I decided to go and say Iska Warama to the lads and some of the girls that I am FRIENDS with but it was Nuune whom I first talked to and he seemed to be in a cheerful mood because he told me that the Admin guaranteed him an Oscar but what my dear friend Nuune forgot to mention is that the Admin had no power whatsoever over who would win an Oscar and who doesn't as it was the fans who chose the winners and not the Admin plus there was no way that Bush-like stunt could be repeated but unfortunately I couldn't gather the courage to tell my friend that so I decided to let him find out for himself. "Waraa BOB, how are you bro?" greets Checkmate. "Checkmate, I am doing fine bro and you?" I reply. "I am doing fine thanks,listen Bro,can I speak with you in private?" he asks. "Sure" I reply. We go to this empty room where most of the guys were and they all seemed to be arguing about something especially Baashi and Quantum_Leap and after greeting them all, I took my seat expecting to hear why they needed to see me urgently as I am like a Banana amongst the watermelon and green pepper and where I come from they call me "Meel Walbo Yaaloow Moos". "Look BOB, we called you into this meeting because we think you could play a vital role here and we are confident that you wont let us down" says Sophist. "what is it exactly that you are talking about here, i mean be specific please?" i ask. "Our dear friend Rudy's human rights have been violated here by Athena & Barwaaqo after they asked him to do 50 press ups in front of the girls and while he was at it some girls took a picture of him and now we're told by Bachelor that he’s seen the same photos on Al Facshir website and brother Rudy called this meeting and asked us to help him put one over the same girls that he feels disrespected him" explains Viking. "is it only Rudy or we are talking about more here" I ask looking directly at Viking. "No, No, it is only him, do you think I would allow to be disrespected like that in front of everybody?" he replies nervously. "So what are you guys suggesting here?" I ask. (i watched with my own two eyes the humiliation exercise of 98% percent of the brothers in the room and yet here they are denying it all and worse lying to my face). "Well, Nin-Yaaban suggested that we should pour an oil over the seats of all those girls that are nominated while Qac Qaac suggested that we should put a Superglue on their seats including the Admin's,Jamaal's and Nuune's and stick them all to their seats while Ngonge suggested we should cut off the power off the whole building and start a food fight while Baashi suggested to throw a fire crackers in there and after everybody runs for a cover loot the bloody Oscars and sell it to Somalinet on cheap but I suggested we should throw a rotten eggs at every girl that is declared a winner so that we can humiliate them in front of the whole world and I am sure even Al Facshir, with all their brave and dedicated reporters wont even dare come close to a girl smelling of rotten eggs" reveals Sophist. "you guys are all nuts if you are here masterminding such things" I reply with a chuckle. "you are either with US or against US one of the two BOB, wareer badanaa" replies Garab. "BOB, stop playing Angel here, you know you loved all the ideas that is why you are laughing (its true, I was laughing hard this time, hey who wouldn't after hearing what I just heard?). replies Underdog. "Underdog you are right Bro, I loved all the ideas especially the Admin, Jamaal and Nuune part, but don't you guys think that we are going over board with all these crazy suggestions, I am sorry our dear friend Rudy's reputation has been tarnished here but what if the Superglue never comes off, remember the movie American Pie? or what if some one decides to throw a glass instead of piece of cake or worse what if some one contracted an unknown disease from the oil of Nin-Yaaban's car because lets be honest here, we all know the kind of oil he uses, I believe there's too much risk involved with the oil and I believe we should exclude it from the plans, now, about the rotten eggs, I love that idea and I can already see Raula or Hibo or Dawoco or Juxa or *Diamante* or Femme-Fatale or Ms Word or Nova_* or Dark Angel or Najma82 or even Pacifist being hit with a rotten egg while standing in front of the whole world hugging their little statues and paying homage to every creature on earth that they came contact with, I love that idea but who amongst us in here is man enough to carry out the plan?" I ask. "we can ask Beerta Xayawaanka to do it after unleashing the animal in him." suggests Baashi. "who the CNN is Beerta Xayawaanka†we all ask at once. "come on guys, stop pretending, you all know him." He replies seeming surprised that no one really knows anybody called Beerta Xaywaanka. "just tell us who bloody Beerta Xayawaanka is" asks Underdog furiously. "I am talking about the dude who calls himself Animal-Farm" he replies. All the guys including Rudy start to laugh but unfortunately we couldn't find any one who knew him personally so we decided to leave him out of it then Northerner suggests Garab should do it as he mastered the art of rattling most girls' cages but fortunately for the girls he blatantly refused then we decided to try our luck with Nin-Yaaban and remind him that he is doing this not only for us but for the whole Somali race and our culture as most of the girls at the party wore dresses that you wouldn't associate with a nomad so we tossed a coin to decide who would carry on the task of convincing Nin-Yaaban to do it and it was Quantum_Leap who called for head instead of tails. We decided to act normal and laugh and joke with the girls and even ask for a dance or two and then phone numbers and we all agreed to wait until every guy had at least 3 phone numbers and then carry out our mission to restore the reputation of our dear friend Rudy and for Nin-Yaaban to revive the Dhaqanka Soomaaliyeed, but little did we know the girls themselves were having a meeting of their own in the ladies room and Thanks to Wiilo for revealing it all to us and I must "GIVE IT TO THE LADIES" because their game plan was far better and superior to ours. To Be Continued.... Peace,Love & Unity.

Cons, Sup Bro. I know you wouldn't as its against your PRINCIPLES but I could understand if you only washed the cars of the ladies but Ngonge's and Nin-Yaaban's beat down taxis :confused: ? its all LOVE bro and remember I WILL KEEP MY WORD have no fear . Baashi, Macallinka Weyn... Soomaalida wexee ku maahmaahdaa Ragga Runta Kama Nixiso, marka waxaa ahay nin la qabtay oo ceebtiisa bannaanka lasoo dhigay maadaama aa PROFESSIONkeyga iyo BACKGROUNDkeyga aa bannaanka soo dhigtay waa inaa madaxa iska xoqdaa oo aa CALAA CALEEG iska dhahaa. Waxaa tahay RAGGEEDII and as you know Raggeedii are scarce these days as Reer Baadiyes made them an endangered species with their IL ADEEG, MARAXNIMO and SHUKAANSI QAAB DARAN so we must cherish the few that is left with us other wise we will miss out marka BOB marnaba kaama xanaaqaayo ee ogoow . Haddaaba KHOOKHAANI,HOOSINGOOW iyo KULBIYOOW aa taqaanid WALLAH gacanaa kuu taage because to be honest only RAGGEEDII would know towns like these and I am sure you also know AF MADOOW (meeshaan iligii iigu horeeyey laiiga siibay) JOORRE (meeshii laigu guday) CAGTAA LEHEL (meeshaan quraanka ku bartay) XALIIMO CADDEEY (meeshaan ku dhaanto bartay) BUULO XAAJI (meeshaan shukaansiga ku bartay) JANNAA CABDALLA (meeshaan gabartii iigu horeesay kula dhaanteeyey) LEHELEEY (meeshaan gabaygeygii jaceelka ugu horeeyey ku tiriyey) BEER XAANI (meeshii iigu horeesay ee aan geel ku qaado) CAG LIBAAX (meeshii iigu horeesay ee aan libaax ku dilo) DHOOBLEEY (meeshii iigu horeesay ee aan laan qaad ku cuno) GARISSA JANNAAY..Ilaahow Haiga Qaadin(meeshii iigu horeesay ee aan ku marqaamo) HABAAS WEYN oo ku taasha WAJEER (Wajir) (meeshaan CASTLE ka dhisan doono mustqabalka Insha Allah) ugu dambeentii magaalo yar oo udhow garissa oo la dhaho IJAARAA oo ah meeshee the QUEEN of my future castle lives and her father is asking for no less than 200 Camels, marka Baashi, Awoowgiis La Janneeyow, caano ma beeloow Geeloowgaada dhoor neef maiga siin aan tirada ku buuxsade? BRO, you are SUPERSTAR and Peace, Love and My Respect To You. Ar Nuune waayee daya, ina aaboow adiga beryahaan meejaan waalagaa waayee maogtehe? ogoow inaan gugaan gugiisa aniga EERLAAN usoo socdo oo geelow kaasoo doonan,haa. waxaan maqle in Gaalo Caddiinta aad dhulkooda joogta inee geelowgii ciddeena soo qaadeen adigana aad iska aamusantehe, haddee meeshana kaadi geelka in si daran looga cabana waan maqle marka ina aaboow ceeb hanoo keenin ee kuguma ogi kaadi geelka ee gaal caddinta dhanto, ma aqaan magacee ugu yeeraan GENIS iyo waxbee sheegi laakiin kaadi geel waaun kaadi geel ee iska ilaali,ina aaboow teeda Bilcaamaha Gaal Caddinta iska ilaali inkastoo ee Geel rabin hadana waxaan maqle Shillin iyo Takar xun bee leeyihiin ee ina aaboow ka foggow, habeenkiina markaad seexan aqalka ooda si fiican isaga saar, meel fog baa joogtaa oo hadduu libaax kuqaado aniga kaama soo gaari karee iyaah, haye dheh ina aaboow. Xasha ilaahoow Nuunaaygaana noo dhaaf. thanks for the LOVE Bro, its always nice to see you as DHAANTO ISN'T A DHAANTO without you leading the chorus .Peace 2 You My Brother. Underdog, Bro, wait until we go inside and you meet some of the ladies as that is when your "Special Episode" begins and believe me no scooter will be fast enough to save your neck . Thanks For Stopping By. Peace,Love & Unity.

After watching brother after brother getting humiliated while all the girls were treated with respect and genuine kindness I decided to move on as I couldn't stomach such cruelty and seek a familiar face that I could hang out with and I was soon in the company of the Lads having a real good time while drinking every juice I came across after all they were FREE. some of the juice were way past their sell by date (Hey Mr Admin, Whats Up With That?)but unfortunately these days it's become a trend among the Somali Zabta (Allah Bari)in laisku beer gooyo sharaab dhacay ama moos ceyriin ah ama mid baq baqay iyo bariis aan cusbo leheen ama aan si fiican loo karin iyo in bisnbaas laisu duugo ama hilibka gacmaha lagu wada qabsado oo meesha bariis qaleel ah lee lagusoo reebo. to me it was cool as I can play rough with a Ciyaal Maamo boy when needed or play fair unlike some of the brothers who were complaining like rafikiyangu Jumatatu who kept on raving about a Zab he once attended in Utange back in the day and if I am not mistaken I believe he swore that people in Utange know how to prepare Somali dishes far better compared to these at 7th S.O.L Academy Awards. Finally everybody invited was inside and I was only too happy to be under the same roof with some nomads particularly the ladies as I enjoyed interacting and having a friendly chat and at times even flirting with them but unfortunately no girl was willing to give me her phone number unlike some brothers I know, yeah the likes of Qori_Xabaalan,Conspiracy,nuune,SoMa_InC, Checkmate,Baashi,Bachelor,$187$ who managed to get the phone numbers of many girls (I will reveal the names of those girls in the latter parts )and then there was my friend Caveman who I must admit first scared the devil out of me with his date and no, not because she was ugly or anything but you'd swear on your NUTS she was a Clown because of the excessive powder on all over her FACE and for once i thought some one must've told them that the lights will be switched off and Caveman thought he will loose her in the darkness so he insisted she make herself VISIBLE (waxaa Xan igusoo gaartay inuu saaxiibkeey Caveman MASEEROW yahay)and i can't blame him for that as there were a whole lot of sharks roaming around but a reliable source told me it was actually a BOOR (dust or Vumbi) rather than a powder as that is a luxury to the masses living in the outback of Kalahari Desert where their CAVE is located. I took my seat and I happened to sit between my homeboy Qori_Xabaalan and Conspiracy who was man enough and honest enough to tell me how he was treated and for the first time I laughed so hard that Emerald got annoyed with me and threw few not so nice words at my way. "BOB and Qori_Xabaalan, promise you wont tell anybody about this" asked Conspiracy. "you know your secret is save with us" Qori assured him. "this isn't a secret but a humiliation so whatever you do just make sure you go that secret to your graves" he said in a slow tone. "sure, no problem".we said. "I was forced to strip to my boxers in front of everybody" reveals Conspiracy. Qori starts to laugh immediately. "that is nothing to be ashamed of as you are in a good shape,imagine if you were an overweight with big fat belly with hairy nipples,now that would've been much worse" I tell him. "Bro, you don't understand, not only was I forced to strip to my boxers but jump up and down as well and do you know the worst part of it all?" asks Conspiracy. "tell us please" replies Qori with a smile. "they made me mow the grass and wash all the guests cars including Nin-Yaaban's beat down Taxi" he says with sadness. "don't worry about that" I tell him. "I must worry bro, I can't afford to see my face on Al Facshir daily wearing a pink boxers with hearts and cupid arrows all over it and worse I was smiling because I thought it was only the three of us (him, Athena & Barwaaqo) now can you imagine what the girls will think of me when they see me wearing a pink boxers with a smile?" he asks worryingly. "Oouch,that is tough my brother" replies Qori. We were interrupted by the arrival of Dawoco who came over to say Hi to us and Conspiracy reminded me and Qori once again not to say a word to her. "Hi Guys?" says Dawoco. "Hi Dawoco" Conspiracy & Qori reply. "Hi BOB, how you doing and how is Africa?" she asks. "Hey Dawoco,i am doing great thanks and for Africa, well..things are getting tough all over the continent these days from Cape to Cairo, because in Egypt we have the women accusing the government supporters of abuse, in Central Africa Republic we have the trial of the mercenaries,in Chad they are not happy with Sudan and the whole Darfur thing,in Kenya there is an ethnic clash between the Kikuyus and the Masais and in Zimbabwe Robert "BOB" Mugabe reckons his army are 10 times stronger than Iraq army and says they can easily deal with English Army if they ever attacked Zimbabwe and then there is South Africa whose vise president Jacob Zuma will be prosecuted for corruption just days after he was sacked by President Thabo Mbeki..." "bye BOB" says Dawoco before I could finish. "BOB, are you retarded or something?" asks Conspiracy. "What makes you say that?" I reply. "Dude,what was that all about? Who cares what Magabo or Mabako does?" he asks. "she asked how was Africa and I was telling her about it, what is wrong with that and by the way its Mugabe and Mbeki" I reply. "Whatever man,look the point here is she didn't ask you about how every country in Africa is.." he replies. "she said how is Africa, didn't she?" I reply. "Listen mate, she was only being friendly and I think you just missed a golden opportunity to get to know her better because she broke the ice and gave you a life time opportunity to talk to her but you blew it with your daft news bulletin" he says...normally when a girl asks you a question like that..you were supposed to give her a totally different reply all together and catch her off guard" he continues. "Awoowgiis La Jannee, are you asking me to LIE here? adigaaba war haya. What am I supposed to say bal, tell me?" I ask. "instead of reading the 7 o'clock news you should've said..Africa hasn't been the same ever since you left it and Africa isn't known as the Dark Continent any longer as they changed it into Pitch Black continent because it lost its sole and shining bright light" he says. "with all due respect sxb, you were complaining about me reading the 7 o'clock news but you just read the Autobiography of Fidel Castro, come on now bro how on earth can you expect me to memorize an Autobiography?" I ask feeling confused. "Bro, nobody said it is easy to Shukaansi a Somali girl" he replies. "nobody said to Shukaansi a Somali girl was hard either and you need to read a novel just to get to know her name, Dude, I think you should come back with me to Africa where courting a girl is still simple and unsophisticated because you can see I am certainly not a guy who is sophisticated as I am a simple guy and prefer the simplicity in life including courting a girl" I reply. "no wonder you came alone BOB" he says. (I look around to see if there was any girl that came with him) "Bro, if I am not mistaken I believe you came alone too so we are in the same boat here" I tell him. "Dude, that is the beauty in it, because if I came with a girl how would I leave and go home with another?" he asks grinning from ear to ear thinking he is God's gift to women. "I don't know about that but i am sure time will tell if you will go home alone like many of us here or get to be asked "Aboowe Conspiracy kaale idhoweey" by a girl." i say. "BOB, do you want to bet?"he asks. "i only got 85 Cents that i want to buy with mosquito coil Bro" i reply. "that will do" he says. "No way, i am not going to bet with my last 85 Cents bro but just in case if you are asked to Dhoweey a girl please don't ask me to accompany you, just do me that favour" i ask him. "BOB,no disrespect Bro but i can't afford to be seen with you as you will ruin everything after you start reading your 8 o'clock Chinese news, just watch and learn from me and Qori and see how do it" brags Conspiracy. "BOB, don't worry you will get a girl to dance with just stop talking about Africa, i mean don't even mention a word of Africa, people are here to have fun so lay low with your heart breaking African stories" says Qori_Xabaalan. To Be Continued.... Peace,Love & Unity.

Pacifist, OMG, did you see how they kicked our behind in our own backyard :mad: ? I can't believe you are rooting for the West Africans instead of your Southern Boyz but you know what we are going to chase your Chipolopolo out of our country and from now on no more training freely in our Stadiums and all our corporate companies will immidiately STOP sponsoring them including NIKE Africa which is based here in Jo'burg. Besbaaso aka Miss Pilipili, Good to know you are still down for the revolution unlike Ms Word who betrayed us . Ms Word aka War Balaayo, Did you know that Bill Gates came to the party but couldn't get past Athena & Barwaaqo and I was told that the security beat the billions out of him because apparently he just wouldn't stop "pretending" to be Bill Gates and take off the mask and reveal the Faarax hiding behind it. I know its SAD but that is Athena & Barwaaqo for you :confused: . Baashi, You ruined all my reputation and Master Plan that I have been busy putting on together all these years by revealing that I was indeed a JOKORE "Chokora" and not the son of Nairobi Mayor. Bro, maxaa waaye xaasidnimada laakiin adiga Aggah? Caano Beele Waa ogtahay inuu qaadka qiimihiisa uu kor ukacay because the Merus stopped drinking Changa these days and they drink Smirnoff and lacagtii Shillinka aheedna hoos aye udhacday marka hadaad bilcaamahaan islahaa bal bishii wax haisugu kaa soo dar daraan aa igu dirtay maxaan sameen ani markaan? jeebsiibkii inaa ku noqdo maa rabtaa oo mar kale 10 sano Shimo La Tewa laigu tuuro ileeyn xamaali ma noqon karo oo ninkaan caatada badan oo uu jaad iyo habeen soo jeedka dilooday ayaan ahee? Adigana nin tol iyo qaraabo ah ma tihid oo waxaa tahay GEEL BEELE aan dadka soo salaameen markuu maqlo BOB aa isagoo marduuf jaad eh la cararaayo ayaa guul wadeyaasha qabteen oo waa la xiray. Waryaa magaalada hanaga cayn Aggah, GARISSA dheh maxay tahay Isiolo aad sheegi, mimi sio Borana, niaje jo…LoooooooooooooL. Peace To You Bro. PS. I loved the "Waxaa La Yiri" newspaper but i believe we got a better one in Al Facshir here in Garissa Jannaay aka "Little Paradise". . Peace,Love & Unity.

SoMa_InC Greetings Bro, you wont believe how some of the results went and these days African football has improved a lot as all the teams in Africa seem to have at least 2 players based in Europe. Remember I said Ghana had no chance against South Africa? Well S.A lost 2-0 at home, their first loss since 96 and second goal was scored by Michael Essien in the dying seconds when S.A were chasing an equalizer and to me Stepehn Appiah was the main tormentor of the S.A team as they couldn't contain him and it was no surprise when he set up the both goals. Then there is Senegal playing against Togo, a team with only one recognized super star player, Emmanuel Adebayor from Monaco, that lanky Kanu look alike player, Remember him? They held Senegal with all their super stars to 2-2 at home with Adebayor getting the all important equalizing goal in the 73rd minute and now there is every chance that they might go to the world cup in Germany instead of Senegal with only 2 matches remaining and they sit on the top of the group with two points. Then there is Nigeria, the mighty Super Eagles with all their Jay Jays, Kanus, Martins, Yakubus against Angola, a team with no house hold name players yet they went to Nigeria whom they beat 1-0 in Angola and got a 1-1 draw and now they also lead the group with two matches to play, don't be surprised if you hear Angola qualified for the world cup after rolling over Nigeria. Last but not least, there is Ivory Coast, the most in form team in the entire African continent with the most lethal striker in the continent in the form of none other than, your boy Didier Drogba, the leading goal scorer in the African World Cup qualifying matches who hosted the mighty Pharaohs in Abidjan and I tell you, I have never seen an African team play with so much confidence against North Africans especially Egyptians and I can tell you this, Egypt were bamboozled and trust me African Football analysts are all raving about this team and it is not surprising when you consider the kind of squad they got, I am talking about Drogba, the Kalou brothers, one from Feyenoord and the other from Auxerre (formerly with Feyenoord) then Aruna Dindane from Anderlecht, Kolo Toure from Arsenal, their skipper Damroud a rock hard defender who once was in the books of Italian Giants Inter Milan and many more from the French league and in the end they comfortably won the match 2-0 and I think you can imagine who scored both goals, Yeah who else but Didier Drogba and the second goal was World Class, he received the ball inside his own half, beat three Egyptian defenders and unleashed unstoppable shot from a fully 30 meters. Simply Fantastic, I know I sound a commentator but bro, I wish you'd seen them play, they scored 15 goals and only conceded 3 goals and Drogba scored 7 of those 15 but do you know the best part? They haven't conceded a single goal at HOME yet Cameroon have to beat them at home to stand any chance of qualifying. (I can't wait for that MATCH in September Insha Allah). Take Care Bro. Peace,Love & Unity.

(Saturday 17th June 2005) Final score Burkina Faso 2 - 0 Congo DR Saidou Panandetiguiri (4) Beli Moumouni Dagano (70) Final score Gabon 3 - 0 Rwanda match stats Final score Kenya 0 - 0 Morocco Final score Malawi 1 - 3 Botswana Russell Mwafulirwa (47 Malawi) Tshepiso Molwantwana (10) Dibhetogo Selolwane (40) Tshepo Motlhabankwe (87) Mogogi Gabonamong (90) Final score Nigeria 1 - 1 Angola (Okocha) (GK-Enyeama O.G) Final score Senegal 2 - 2 Togo Mamadou Niang (14 Sen) Henri Camara (30 Sen) Abdel Coubadja (11 Tog) Sheyi Adebayor (73 Tog) Final score South Africa 0 - 2 Ghana Matthew Amoah (59) Mickael Essien (90) Final score Uganda 1 - 0 Cape Verde Islands Geofrey Sserunkuma (36) Final score Zambia 2 - 1 Mali Linos Chalwe (25 Zam) Collins Mbesuma (90 Zam) Soumaila Coulibaly (79 Mal) (Sunday 18th June 2005) Final score Algeria 2 - 2 Zimbabwe Nasredine Kraouche (17 Alg) Nadir Belhadj (48 Alg) Shingarai Kawondera (35 Zim) Peter Ndlovu (87 Zim) Final score Cameroon 1 - 0 Libya Achille Webo (27) Final score Ivory Coast 2 - 0 Egypt Didier Drogba (41) Didier Drogba (49) Final score Liberia 0 - 2 Congo Ngandzoua (3) Ngandzoua (86) Group 1 OVERALL HOME AWAY P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD Togo 8 5 2 1 14 6 4 0 0 10 2 1 2 1 4 4 17 8 Zambia 8 5 1 2 11 9 4 0 0 6 1 1 1 2 5 8 16 2 Senegal 8 4 3 1 17 8 3 1 0 11 3 1 2 1 6 5 15 9 Congo 8 3 1 4 8 9 2 1 1 6 3 1 0 3 2 6 10 -1 Mali 8 1 2 5 9 11 1 2 1 8 6 0 0 4 1 5 5 -2 Liberia 8 1 1 6 3 19 1 1 2 1 5 0 0 4 2 14 4 -16 June 19, 2005Group 2 OVERALL HOME AWAY P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD Ghana 8 4 3 1 11 4 3 1 0 7 1 1 2 1 4 3 15 7 South Africa 8 5 0 3 9 9 3 0 1 6 4 2 0 2 3 5 15 0 Congo DR 8 3 3 2 10 7 3 1 0 9 3 0 2 2 1 4 12 3 Cape Verde Islands 8 3 1 4 7 9 2 1 1 4 3 1 0 3 3 6 10 -2 Burkina Faso 8 3 0 5 9 10 3 0 1 6 2 0 0 4 3 8 9 -1 Uganda 8 2 1 5 4 11 2 1 1 3 2 0 0 4 1 9 7 -7 June 19, 2005Group 3 OVERALL HOME AWAY P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD Ivory Coast 8 6 1 1 15 3 4 0 0 12 0 2 1 1 3 3 19 12 Cameroon 8 5 2 1 14 7 4 0 0 7 2 1 2 1 7 5 17 7 Egypt 8 4 1 3 21 13 3 0 1 14 6 1 1 2 7 7 13 8 Libya 8 3 2 3 8 9 2 2 0 6 2 1 0 3 2 7 11 -1 Benin 7 0 2 5 7 18 0 2 2 5 9 0 0 3 2 9 2 -11 Sudan 7 0 2 5 4 19 0 1 2 1 5 0 1 3 3 14 2 -15 June 19, 2005Group 4 OVERALL HOME AWAY P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD Nigeria 8 4 3 1 11 4 3 1 0 6 1 1 2 1 5 3 15 7 Angola 8 4 3 1 8 6 4 0 0 5 1 0 3 1 3 5 15 2 Zimbabwe 8 3 3 2 9 8 2 1 1 4 4 1 2 1 5 4 12 1 Gabon 8 2 3 3 11 10 1 3 0 7 4 1 0 3 4 6 9 1 Algeria 8 1 4 3 6 10 1 2 1 3 5 0 2 2 3 5 7 -4 Rwanda 8 1 2 5 5 12 1 2 1 5 5 0 0 4 0 7 5 -7 June 19, 2005Group 5 OVERALL HOME AWAY P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD Morocco 8 4 4 0 14 5 3 1 0 11 3 1 3 0 3 2 16 9 Tunisia 7 4 2 1 20 7 3 0 0 13 1 1 2 1 7 6 14 13 Guinea 8 3 2 3 10 8 3 1 0 8 2 0 1 3 2 6 11 2 Kenya 7 3 1 3 8 11 3 1 0 6 3 0 0 3 2 8 10 -3 Botswana 8 3 0 5 9 15 2 0 2 5 5 1 0 3 4 10 9 -6 Malawi 8 0 3 5 8 23 0 3 1 5 7 0 0 4 3 16 3 -15 *Group winners qualify for Germany 2006. Peace,Love & Unity.