Well said Koyoti... My brother Northerner..what are you expecting from the Geordies today...remember the game is at St James Park and not Anfield...the game will kick off at 17:00 my local time while 19:00 at your end...Good Luck Bro. SoMa_InC...my brother...i am not hating on anyone but at the same time i can't sing the praises of some one not worthy of it and i am afraid Lampard (at least in my opinion) isn't worthy of any praise never mind mine. I will see you all on Monday Insha Allah... PS. SoMa_InC, All the best against Boro 2day my brother. Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

how much are you getting paid for promoting SA? Not as much as they should Peace, Love & Unity.

Salam Aleikum W.W Stoic..Sawa ndugu..hali ya Afrika Kusini ni safi sana walalo Alhamdulillaah...nataka niende safari kidogo leo..alafu nirudi Monday Insha Allah...tuonana Monday Insha Allah pasi. Crystal_Clear... Salam Aleikum W.W I'm doing wonderful Alxamdulillaah..how are you doing? great to know that you're still around and still loving SOL.. Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

I made a mistake sister! There...Happy now? but please explain what sort of a mistake i made so i wont repeat in the future Insha Allah? Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by cynical lady: wala sitani mia stoic :rolleyes: Kiboko Yao . Stoic..buona Kimya Walalo? Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by mantra: Why is it you're asking about SA and not about my terrifying near death experience? Well.....S.A has a way of redeeming itself after its natives put the fear of the lord in the hearts of its visitors that's why i even called it a 'minor hiccup' because i knew you would have a wonderful time once you got that out of your system. lol. The reason why i avoided it is because i didn't want you to relive that scary scene and i am glad you made it out safely Alxamdulillaah. So in Jo'burg where did you stay? did you interact with the Somalis? did you see our huge Somali mall? Have you been to Benoni, the birth place of Charlize Theron (the Hollywood actress & academy award winner) just 30 minutes drive from Johannesburg...which has the most beautiful lakes i have ever seen? Have you been to Sandton (the S.A version of Beverly Hills) where the famous Somali reproter Raage Oomaar used to stay with his family? did you get to see the most happening place in the entire southern peninsula known as The Zone located in Rosebank? Next time you come to S.A...go to Durban and i guarantee you..you will have a wonderful time or Cape Town, one of the most beautiful cities on earth and never leave before climbing Table Mountain or this place called Sea Point..where Indian Ocean & Atlantic oceans meet...full of spectacular scenery not to mention Breathtaking. Hodman....Njo uone S.A..utapenda Wallahi..nikona hakika hiyo na Asante for the Dua.. Nashukuru Sana..Mungu atu saidiye sisi wote Insha Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by ibtisam: Thanks Everyone for all your suggestions (excluding BOB ) what the hell! and here i was expecting Probs for giving you the best advice but i guess that's what happens when you set your expectations too high . Peace, Love & Unity.

Red Sea....You know, you remind me of Qabyo 2 when Maxamuud is changed into Mike...I'm not Brown...there's another brother here who is known as Brown..a good brother for that matter and I'm B0B....as ala Robert Mugabe and not BOB Marley ...I never liked Reggae even in the ancient times when i used to listen to Music. You want me to apologize for giving the sister the best advice i have ever given to any one in SOL? Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

Ooooh Shoot..Too Bad then...I'm Sorry. Peace, Love & Unity.

You can marry a guy who owns a fleet of Roadblocks...so you can enjoy one at the time each day of the week..how about that? I heard its a Booming business once you own one...lool I haven't been to Somalia since 91 but the best trick is not to have any expectations at all as you can't foretell what kind of situation awaits you there or you might end up being disappointed big time.. Just enjoy the moment and I'm sure you will figure something out once you get there Insha Allah and make sure you go after it. I wish you and the rest of the family a safe Journey back Home Insha Allah and please pass my undying love to Motherland. Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by cynical lady: ps BOB stoic hali yaki mbaya Your'e being a Cynical Lady again..Aren't you? lol Peace, Love & Unity.

Deloitte Money League 2005-06: Pos (prev)/Club/Rev £m/€m 1 (1) Real Madrid 202.0/292.2 2 (6) Barcelona 179.1/259.1 3 (4) Juventus 173.7/251.2 4 (2) Man United 167.8/242.6 5 (3) Milan 165.0/238.7 6 (5) Chelsea 152.8/221.0 7 (9) Internazionale 142.8/206.6 8 (7) Bayern Munich 141.5/204.7 9 (10) Arsenal 133.0/192.4 10 (8) Liverpool 121.7/176.0 11 (15) Lyon 88.3/127.7 12 (11) Roma/ 87.8/127.0 13 (12) Newcastle 85.9/124.3 14 (14) Schalke 04 84.9/122.9 15 (13) Tottenham 74.1/107.2 16 (n/a) Hamburg 70.4/101.8 17 (17) Man City 61.8/89.4 18 (n/a) Rangers 61.2/88.5 19 (n/a) West Ham 60.1/86.9 20 (n/a) Benfica 58.8/85.1 http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/premiership/article2249178.ece Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

its not only Arsenal FC that's now owned by Jewish. What about Man Utd & Chelsea...I am not sure about Liverpool & Aston Villa but the advertisement of Israel as a holiday destination puts me off every time I see it and I don't support Jews but a football team. and as far as divers are concerned even Gerrard dives when he sees it fit, remember the penalty he won against Sheffield Utd on the opening day? What about Rooney? Oooh that incident comes to mind...when Utd beat us at Old Trafford to prevent us making it 50 Not Out...thanks mainly to his dive. I don't care what excuse you guys may come up with but Once A Diver Always A Diver...Full Stop. Ljunberg doesn't dive but Pires yes and lately Ebue...SoMa_InC My brother, Come On We both know that Henry doesn't dive as he doesn't need to, its understandable that you don't like him and I respect that as I don't like Lampard either and everybody knows that he's overrated unlike Gerrard who will always be better than him but that doesn't mean I dislike him to an extent that I will accuse him of something that he's not. Whatever Happened To Fairplay? Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

Ok..here its. First a guy sees a girl and he likes her and decides to make a move on here but how would he do it since he's never seen her before..well, here is how a guy from North would approach a girl. Wiil: Naayaahe, miyaadan aheyn tii yareedoo uudhalay ina Qowdhan Q@ldaan? Gabar: haa Huuno ee kumaad aheyd adigu? Wiil: Naw, naa miyaad durba i illoowday? sow kii isha farta kaa galin jiray ma ihi? Gabar: Waar il leynine kumaad aheyd isu keey sheeg, imisa goor bey il far naga gashay, waar muxuu leeyahay wuxu? Wiil: Hayaay, naa ma anigaadan i aqoon? allah maxaad indhaha iyo qalbiga is tireysaa? Gabar: waar kan yari ma laha wuu falanyahay? Wiil: Huuno dee caayda maad inaga deeyn? Gabar: dee haayee isku keey sheeg oo dantaadana ka hadal iina soo dedeji waan daahsanahaye? Wiil: Hayaay, show tani waaba mid caleemo saaratay, Naayaahe halkeed ku socotaayoo ku deg-degaysaa? Gabar: Waar adigu horta su'aalo badnidaa, ma waxaad tahay kuwii danbi baadhista? Wiil: Naa danbi wax ka weyn beynu baadhnaayee, bal Huuno uyara kaadi. Gabar: Dee iisheeg waxaad dooneyso. Wiil: Naa adigeynu ku dooneeynaaye, ee iisheeg magacaagu muxuu ahaa? Gabar: oo magaceygaad dooneysaa inaad ogaato imika? Wiil: Dee ma wax kalaa meesha yaala iyo dan kaloo aan wataa? Gabar: Hayaay, waryaarehe ma baasaboor baad iisameyn imika adigaa magaceyga inuu ogaado doonayee? Wiil: Naa baasaboor leyne inaanu ku baranaanu dooneynaa dee. Gabar: Maxaad iga baraneysaa ma duruustii iskuulkaan noqday? Wiil: War hayaay, war tan yari see tahay? naa miyaad moogantahay inaan ina adeerkaa ahay oon hadan ku geeyo? Gabar: Waar ina adeerleyne anigu kuma aqaan? Wiil: Naayaahe ma hadaad inaad i inkirto billoowday? Gabar: Waar inkiraad leyne danta aad leedahay ka hadal mise afka camuuda ka cesho. Wiil: oo ma anigaad ileedahay afkaan camuud kaaga gurayaa? Gabar: Naw, oo ma afkaagu god wax walba lagu gurayuu noqday? Wiil: Qoodhiin iyho Xeradiine inantan af xumadeeda eega, wallee tani budh inaan la dhaceey dooneysaa. Gabar: hayaay, oo adigu ma hablahana budh baad la dhaceysaa? Wiil: Dee sow adigaan waan ku sabaaxadeynayaa oo afkaan camuud kaaga gurayaa ileh ma aha? Gabar: Waar kan aanan xifaaladaba aqoon halkuu ka yimi? Wiil: Ina adeer waxaan ka imi Sanaag oo waxaan kusii jeedaa halkaa iyo Burciyo Hargeysa. Gabar: Allow kani maxaa ibaday saaka? waryaahe miyaadan magaalo weli hore u arag? Wiil: Huuno magaalooyinka waan ka dabaaqaa oo reer magaalku waa dad xun baal la yidhi. Gabar: Halkan Berbera waa meel wanaagsan oo meel ay waxaad sheegayso ka dhacaan ma aha. Wiil: Hayaay..sow Berbera halkii Boodhari sidii fudhinka loogu dubtay miyaanan aheyn, baq baq anigaad indhaha boodh iiga seeraysaa. Gabar: Waar Boodhari cidina ma dubinee isagaa furinka dubi jiray. Wiil: Naw..dee maxaa dilay haduu nin ganacsadoo shaqeysanaya ahaa? Gabar: Dee mooyi, orodoo isaga iyo Hodan su'aal. Wiil: Naa adigaa noo sheegay oo aan ku su'aalayaa ee noo jawaab? Gabar: Huuno waqtigii iga lumisayee orodoo reerkiinii iyo dantaad ku soctay qabo. Wiil: War hayaay, oo aniguna caawoo idil shukaami ayaan lahaa adiguna waqtigii baad iga lumisay ayaay i oraneysaa..billaa caleyk huuno waa ku sidee dee? Gabar: Waar shukaansi leyne orodoo gawaarida iska eeg. Wiil: Gawaaridee? (Turning back & jumping out of the way @ the same time.) Gabar: (Laughter) war kani waaba mid miyiga hada ka yimi oo mucjiso ah...Huuno shukaansina waxba ka garanmeyside orodoo meherad yeelo. Wiil: Waan is mehersaneynaa baa? Gabar: Waar belaayo ku mehersataye orodoo na dhaaf. Wiil: Naa na dhaaf leyne nala hadal, sideen kuu dhaafaa, halkeen aadaa oon ushukaansi tagaa yaanse shukaansan hadaa hadaan adiga ku dhaafo. Gabar: Dee hadaana ku dooneyn ka waran? ma san galisbaa waxaagu? Wiil: Dee sow adigaan baryada diiday? Soomaalidu horeey utidhi Dumarku waa caruur, caruurina cidii uroon bey moodi inuu u daranyahay. Gabar: War waaxay af lagaadadu? Wiil: Naa kumaan af lagaadeyne ee hadaad dooneyso in lagu af lagaadeeyo oo sidaa wax lagaaga helaayo huuno iisheeg. Gabar: War kani miyuu falanyahay? Wiil: Naa diintaada waxaa ku sameeyoo inaga daa habaarkaad nala daba socoto maantoo idil? Gabar: Hayaay, oo ma haduu inuu icaayo billaabay? Wiil: Ina adeer ma adigaan caay kuu quudhaa, sow adigan bogga ii fadhiya sida qarastii, laabtana iiga taagan sida qaboow i galay oo aanan kaa neefsan karin sida cad aan cunayoo oo aan ku margaday. Gabar: koow. Wiil: Ina adeer waxaad tahay inan aan la dhacee cidlada ma iska weheshanaa? Gabar: waar anigu cidlo ima heyso. Wiil: Naa weey ku heysaaye bal yara caga dhigoo qumaati iigu waran dee. Gabar: Huuno aniga iyo adigu inaan kala wareegnaa la qaatay. Wiil: Ina adeer maantoo idil sidaan u wareegayaan daalaye ee huuno wareeg kale ha ii dirin. Gabar: Allah maxaa kan aniga iisoo arkay, waryaarehe..anigu ku dooni maayee mid kale raadso. Wiil: Walleey iga tahay mid kale. Gabar: Dee yeelkadaa. Wiil: Adiguba yeelkadaa. Gabar: Dee inagu kala dhaqaaji. Wiil: Ma cid lugaha ku heysaa jidha? Gabar: Waar ina dhaaf. Wiil: Waar adiguba ina dhaaf. Gabar: war kani reer miyiga ah halkuu inooga yimi? Wiil: Naa reer miyi leynine oondada inooga bax intaadan indhahaaga wax ku arag. Gabar: oo ma awalbaan dhegaha wax ku arki lahaa hadaanan indhaha wax ku arag? Wiil: Naa maad joogtid wey kuu roontahaye. (Getting ready to beat her senseless) Gabar: Waar orodoo ina dhaaf waxyahow falani. The guy beats the hell out of her and the poor girl was admitted in hospital but the latest rumour doing rounds suggest that they are a couple now.... The moral of this story is that...the Sisters from the North deserve more than what they currently have and I'm certain they agree with me but since they are loyal they don't want to crush the ego of their male counterparts...but given a choice...we all know which side they would prefer and Ladies & Gentlemen..That's a Fact. Peace, Love & Unity.

so Rudy..are you saying you ran like you had to 'GO'? I always thought you adored women Astronauts..what's up? Stoic...Vipi hali ndugu.. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Conspiracy: BobbY whats up dude? how you been ? Cons...I am great Alxamdulillaah bro...long time heh...you don't come online these days and i haven't been online for ages but things will return to normal soon Insha Allah then we can finish the project that we started together Insha Allah... Pass my regards to you know who ...Respect. Salam Comrade. Peace, Love & Unity.

What's the craziest thing you have done for your Beloved Cambaro..if you don't mind me asking that is, Walaashiis. Peace, Love & Unity.

Salam Aleikum W.W My dear sister Mantra, I am so sorry to hear that you had a warm welcome ala South African style but I am glad to hear you didn't let that minor hiccup spoil your vacation.. so where did you go, Cape town, Robben Island (where Mandela was held for 26 years, which is where the most tourists go) did you climb the Table Mountain or you went to Durban, East London, Port Elizabeth, Kruger National Park, Richards Bay, Limpopo...let me know how your vacation went and trust me, you haven't seen half of the beauty this country can offer and if you need a tip or better still, a tour guide you know which office to come..lol Red Sea, North...Thanks my brothers...I appreciate that and I will be alright Insha Allah. Brother Xalane..I do have a licensed one and I don't have any problem concerning with that but it hurts when you hear so & so is murdered and there's nothing you can do to help except mourn. but like I said earlier, things are improving now Alxamdulillaah and we haven't had or heard a brother being shot in 2007 and I hope & pray that we never do hear that ever again Insha Allah because it is not a nice feeling to hear some one you just prayed isha or Maghrib with is lying dead few hours later with his brains scattered all over the place.. don't worry my brother I will be alright Insha Allah and thanks for your concern and dua..it means the world to me. Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

An astronaut drove 900 Miles while wearing Diapers so she wouldn't need to answer nature's call? DISGUSTING. http://www.reporter-times.com/?module=displaystory&story_id=38928&format=html Peace, Love & Unity.

Salam Aleikum W.W Walaalkey Nuune..waa fiicanahay Alxamdulillaah wax dhibaato ah ma qabo, adiga unbaa beryahaan naga goostay oo aan lagu arkin, mise qoftii aa ku tiri BOB danbe yaan warkiisa kaa maqlin oo ninkaas banaanka ka mar? Capetown waxba ma aha..meeshaan aa ka daran..in kastoo uu dilkii ugu darnaa ka dhacay township ku yaala banaanka magaalada Capetown oo la dhaho Khayetlisha..hadana Johannesburg waa meesha ugu dhib, dil & dhac badan marka loo fiiriyo waddanka oo dhan...xittaa waxaa jiro kuwo Soomaali ah oo iyagana dhinacooda wax ka dhaco kana dilo..laakiin Alxamdulillaah aniga wax dhibaato ah ilaahey weli ima tusin, isaga ayaana ka magan galay dhibkoo idil Insha Allah. Walaalkiis ha lagu arko yaakhey oo qofta usheeg inee fasax kusiiso..waxee kaa dhigi rabtaa Maqbiyo sidii gabdhihii Baajuunta ee Mombasa..lool Nice to hear from you my brother and take a good care of yourself Insha Allah...Salam Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by buuxo: lol man thiefs have sense of humour too. BOB how do you feel living in S.Africa , with all those murdered somali business owners. Salam Aleikum W.W My Sister Buuxo...I feel exactly how every Somali living in S.A feels which is Sad & Mad at the same time! Sad because I have lost many friends and a friend of mine lost two first cousin of his in one incident and another friend of mine lost his uncle and I'm somewhat sick & tired of attending a friend or relative's burial every other day and believe me i have attended many burials... Mad because the so-called "Elders" tell the youth to remain calm and not seek revenge which we are more than capable of carrying out as I don't see any law protecting us...but lately, Alxamdulillaah things have been improving and finally we realized none of us is safe and we have to unite as a nation living in a foreign land for the sake of our wellbeing and protect what is ours "BY ANY MEANS NECCESSARY"... The goverment came on board and the Somali community leaders met with few high ranking officials, Thanks largely to a certain TV host lady who happens to be a South African-Italian whose grandfather was born in Somalia and we are given the protection we need to do what we do best which is mind our own business. We even organized a mass demonstration against the Ethiopian invasion in our Motherland where we even invited every Ethiopian we knew who were against the invasion and to be fair they came in their hundreds and we were pleased with that, but too bad i haven't got any pictures to prove like the other Nomads did..but take my word for it...we even met with the Ethiopian Embassador breifly who happens to be a Muslim.. There were rumours that the so-called Prime Minister was headed this way to ask the SA Goverment to send troops to Somalia and me & my friends were planning to buy dozens & dozens of rotten eggs and smash them on his face but luckily for him the S.A goverment refused to be drawn into this nonsense and i loved the President's comments when he said "If we send our troops to Somalia we will look as we're fighting US's war, a war against terrorism, a war that's not our war".. All in all...the Somali community here in S.A are thriving Alxamdulillaah..we are in the last stages of building a Mosque of our own, we already have a huge Madrassa, a Somali owned and there's one guy who wants to build a hospital where between 10-15% of the doctors will be Somali Insha Allah, we have our own shopping mall located in the Somali neighbourhood of Johannesburg called Mayfair which happens to be where i live, we have a handful Butcherys where you can buy Camel meat and many many other things that will definitely remind one Home..we even have Muswak (Cadeey) straight from Home, which is great as i have never ever used a toothbrush, in fact I don't even know how to use the bloody thing plus as you know its Sunnah to use the Muswak..so all and all WE ARE DOING our part to maintain OUR NOMADIC Culture Insha Allah. Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Northerner: I request to everybody to wear neat and clean dresses, particularly free from any bad smell or stink . My brother Northerner...you know waxaan maqlay meesha Gulf la yiraahdo inee aad u kulushahay.. dadka ku noolna ay yihiin dad ay baruur saarantahay oo keeni karta unpleasant odor oo ka imaanaya jirkooda..marka waxaad sameysaa keep one deodrant with you si aad markaad argato mid Shiiraya aad hawada ugu buufiso.... coming back to the topic..Sorry i don't have any funny e-mail to share... Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

Jaceylbaro, its South Africa my brother...Johannesburg to be exact, the city they call "Gangsters Paradise". Ngonge...you couldn't resist huh..as always? Peace, Love & Unity.

Cambaro...If we had that many brave men who worried more about their Khiyama than the Dunia then i believe the Muslim world would've been FREE today... Northerner...Don't worry my brother..i am as fuley as they come and i pray in the biggest Mosque in the city of Jo'burg called Jamia mosque located just a couple of streets from where i stay and any given time there are more than 200 people praying there and mostly Armed including the Somalis who usually make up 55% of the congregation of any Salat..Maasha Allah...Thanks for your concern my Brother..I appreciate it. Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.

Salam Aleikum W.W My Brother Red Sea...don't be afarid as i have no intention to put down the folks from the North and i am sorry i didn't have time to sit down and write "My take on Northern Seduction" but i will keep my word and post very soon Insha Allah but in the meantime..since you have no idea how hard its to seduce a Southern Girl and i sense you have a mjor crush on certain Nomad here..i suggest you read this and try to learn few tricks from the master himself. http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=6;t=006338;p=0 I hope it will be helpful to you Insha Allah . Salam Aleikum W.W Peace, Love & Unity.