LOL...men are so clever

LooooooooooL to the old lady .....

LOL LST..definetly the golie is staying behind in the current situation

Comparing C/yusuf and C/qasim is like comparing Men and boys...C/yusuf is president of puntland which is at minimum 1/3 of somalia consisting of 5 regions..the r some of the fastest growing regions in somlia in terms of Economy, health and peace....comparing such a guy ro C/qasim..who doeant even control 1/2 of Xamar, who cannot suck his own minster and who plays the clan game when it suits her as in Kismayo...is unthinkable and not needed....so bring on real chalenger to Mr yusuf..who i must admit is power hungry, soldier.

that was funny barwaaqo....smart man he was..

Football with hell of a lot of raguing for the Mens.... and Basketball for the ladies

HERE R FEW JOKES THAT FOUND THEIR WAY INTO MY MAIL BOX...........ENJOY A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper READ, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>> A scuba diver is paddling around about 20 feet below sea level when he notices another man at the same depth, but with no scuba gear on. The diver goes below another 20 feet, and the man joins him a moment ater. The diver goes down even farther and the same fellow is right behind him. The confused diver takes out his waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?" The man grabs the board and chalk, erases what the diver had written, and writes, "I'm drowning, you moron." <><><><><><> Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon. "You open them up and everything inside is numbered." "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," said the second. "You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." "I like to operate on electricians," said the third. "You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." "I like to operate on lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable." "I like engineers," said the fifth. "They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

LOOOOL Nafta that shit was funny, thanks

Mam reading that trash makes me think...why is every somali women who gets on the western media always put down their people...they always seem to have 2 things in common.. 1)waa la guday markay yarayeen 2) nin ian adeer kood baa lasii yay markey yarayeenn. They always blow things out of proprtion...god help them

Guys and gils i have to agree with sophist on this...cos love to me means compatability...which is an extension of reality. so you know in your mind you will love only some1 you think that will make you happy.. and soon as you find out they dont make you happy you move on. but on the other hand if the your compatible with the person your getting into a realtionship with you will grow to appreciate them, you then become more happy and so on...

shit man so many guys that can pick some good teams...but mine..i think i can challenge any of you to a game with my team..cos we got passion, speed,strenght, brains and dont forget balls. Khan..leader of men and a great keeper Nesta..positional sense and ruthless tackling R.Ferdinand....both comftable on the ball cafu..the machine A.Cole up & coming Arsela player Viera...Dady of mifeild..pasion & skill Scholes..dont need to say anything..best english figo...complements zidane Zidane...thinks 1second b4 the defender Raul....ability Henry....speed If you van challenge me, let me know.. we will play it on ISS

shujui...the best player this year James Beattie , considering he plays for southampton. best team of the season...Arsenal by far..only the last few weeksthey were in 2nd gear b4 that..they were magic and they willwin the double double... Somali Students Association football tournament 2003...the best team Was LGU..guess who the player manager was..our own boy Shujui-Moja, well done mate....

LOL MsWord....the bonus joke is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......

ilhaan i think u anwsered u r self...i was really stuck and thinking this was on of the rhetorical Qs..anyway thanks for the anwser

Darman..guess what tried scnarion1 on some girl down the street.... you should have seen her face, all going red..but when she clocked on it was a wind up..she took it on then chin. SuNsHyNe...try it and see what happens..let us know please..

I dont understand what you talking about Hibo, God created both men and women. this gender equality B.S from the west is futile and time wasting. Kufars dont respect women.. they treat them as sexual objects and back in the day they were treated badly bay kufars who have no relegion..As for muslim men and women allah has set up a system which we should live by which is Islam...do you understand sis. the rules that applied the prophets time still apply and relegion does not change. Its the kufar ideology that changes like the weather. there several studies that show children of mothers who work full timefair badly in school and in society, they aremore likley to become delinquents and so on... Its sad to see so many Somali women who get financialsupport(CAYR) ffrom the kufars mis treat their husbands and deprive their kids of a loving father....think about sis.

The problem of STDs and STIs are common and increasing the the UK among all races not just us somlians, the overall increase in STD was 28% in London last year and for the 1st time in 14 years the rate of HIV infections has risen this and there are more infected hetrosexuals than homosexuals, so the problem in real and present in london and the UK. As for us somalians the problems are increasing and whats worse is that people keep it a secret and they dont present themselves to the clincs which are usually annonymous.i have seen inproportiate number of somlians with HIV in hospital settings, they look like any other boy or girl in our society. i agree with the rest of the contributaors on how to takle this problem....the ultumate solution is following our religion and keeping away from fornication. for those who blame parents or the lack of education look at the kufars, their parents tak to them about sex, the get educated in school and so on.. but STDs still occur because they dont have a religion like we do....so allaha soo hanuuniyo dakeena ..thats my 50cents

Mecca cola tastes way better that coca-cola or pepse-cola.

Salama Calykum I think I have to agree with Scarface on this piont... that this program was a begging exercise.. begging the british public. Having worked in a hospital in somalia in the summer holiday of 2002.. the situation was very bad and would tear to everyones eyes.. but people helped each other and one who couldnt afford treatment.. lacag baa loo aruurinayay.. there was a collective resposibility. And its hard for me to believe, that the girl who broke here legs left the hospital before they even put a cast on here leg...come on. The situation is bad and similar to that shown on TV.. but that program was a begging exercise.

Come on RVN can only finish, he is not team player HENRY team player mate....... finish dribble pass set up entertain world cup winners medal Stop comparing ARSENAL FOREEVER

ARSENAL RULE THE PREMIERSHIP, they easily gonna win the title this season...hopefully the champions league too... MAN U only won 3 away games so far this season AND no need to mention LIVERPOOL

Bruv Zidane is a legend, i was reading a magazine the other day and it said.. Zidane thinks 10secs before the defender realises what zidane is gonna do with the ball.. by the way imagine Henry and Zidane together... And ARSENAL RULE the English premiereship

The above mentioned effects of qad are al true and correct, but there are several points to consider.... Research done in UK and published in well known scientific journals show that the psychological effects far outweight physiological effects of qad...... The large numbers of young Somali men a currently mentally ill and exist in mental illness institutions, the main thing they all have is the usage of qad and chronic unemployment.

Waxaan waligey maqli jiray, somaliga saxdaa waxaa looga hadlaa dhex bartanka wadanka, ragii qarayna waxay ka imaadeen meelahaas. thats my peice, i might be wrong.....

LOL at Jamal Give the ecstasy and it will curb the hunger