That is funy

Bishaaro: I'll probably be bald by the time I'm 30. Ina abti in aad 30 waa hore dhaaftaan u qabee.

Suldaanka I remember them bombing a warlord and his thugs in their hideouts. and you think Sayid Maxamed was a thug *****shakes head... Alahayow farangi muxuu n-a-c-a-s fariideeyey Faaiido laawiyo nin raga muxuu fayl iskugu geeyey nimaan aabihiis fuuli jirin faras muxuu saaray

Here is one I remember: Moon Star Hotel (Xoosh)

keep it coming...

Something I have noticed though, If the thread is about S..E..X people participated fully. We must love that stuff.

certainly not skinny, good for nothing farahs Isku xishood. Hadii aadan noo baahnayn kuuma baahnine

I wonder why some Somali girls bleach their skin… even thought they have the most beautiful color on earth

I have yet to see someone from Alabama or Deep South for that matter anchoring Major American Television news. It must have to do with their thick accent. And BBC should not be different. If you have thick accent no matter what part of Somalia you from you should not be hired

Mahammud Hassan was one of the greatest reporters BBC Somali service ever had. It’s sad to see his position taken by heavily southern accented reporters. I wonder if they are the most qualified people MR. Garad can find.... did any of you ever listen Farhia Qaajo reporting from Xamar.... I think she needs to find another job.

Bishaaro... 36C would be good bra size... its color don't care

Bishaaro Said One of you is going to have your a$$ out in the breazee. Shower can't hit all sides of you at all times so one side is going to get cold, Bishaaro.. How do you know?

I know somali business man whose company revanue in 2004 was 20 million. He lives here in the US. He has been in this business for long time... He would not give a permission to post his profile here.

Socod Badane, Do not play with fire bro.. have you notice sister's title ...."Moderator"

Congrats Fartun Cawo waxaa leh ama ciil bixi lahaa calaf nimuu ku siiyoo cunto kula wadaaga take care of your husband and yourself

I like Dhoodaan. He is so funy and talented. here are some of his works. This is not Jacur though. 1. Gidigeeda Soomaalidaa guudka ka islaan dheh. Gun markaad u sii fiirisana gaalo taag daran dheh. 2. Nabi Muxamed baa loo jeclaa jaah mar la arkaaye (csw) Isagana waxaa lagu jirabay inuu jihaadaaye Idinkuna xornimo saa jirtaad jiif ka damacdeene 3. Waxaa murugo iyo qoomamiyo maanqashiyo ciil leh. Maskax iyo garaad iyo wixii muruqba kaa liita. Markuu adiga sharaftaad mudnayd kaa maroorsado e Naftu inay maqnaato iyo inay mahad ku noolaato. Maaweelis weeyaan haddii mid u dhexeeyaaye. 4. Waraabaha ku ruugaaya iyo aar ku raamsanaya Sidday kuugu kala roon yihiin maad u kala reebtid 5. Ninkii rodolna miisaama ee kiilo raajiciya Ee raasamaalkuu helaa rubuc ka hooseeyo Xisaabtaa inuu dib u rogrogo sow ra'yigu ma aha 6. Danbaaburiyo gaaraabidhaan fiid is daba yaacay. Danbas iyo wax nool kay yihiin daa'imaan garane. Dab iyo qiiqna waan kala aqaan saa duqbaan ahaye 7. Qof walaalkii gaday meel shishaa laga ganaaxaaye. Gacal uu xigaalkood hagraday gocosho dayn waaye

I like Dhoodaan. He is so funy and talented. here is some of his work. This is not Jacur though. 1. Gidigeeda Soomaalidaa guudka ka islaan dheh. Gun markaad u sii fiirisana gaalo taag daran dheh. 2. Nabi Muxamed baa loo jeclaa jaah mar la arkaaye (csw) Isagana waxaa lagu jirabay inuu jihaadaaye Idinkuna xornimo saa jirtaad jiif ka damacdeene 3. Waxaa murugo iyo qoomamiyo maanqashiyo ciil leh. Maskax iyo garaad iyo wixii muruqba kaa liita. Markuu adiga sharaftaad mudnayd kaa maroorsado e Naftu inay maqnaato iyo inay mahad ku noolaato. Maaweelis weeyaan haddii mid u dhexeeyaaye. 4. Waraabaha ku ruugaaya iyo aar ku raamsanaya Sidday kuugu kala roon yihiin maad u kala reebtid 5. Ninkii rodolna miisaama ee kiilo raajiciya Ee raasamaalkuu helaa rubuc ka hooseeyo Xisaabtaa inuu dib u rogrogo sow ra'yigu ma aha 6. Danbaaburiyo gaaraabidhaan fiid is daba yaacay. Danbas iyo wax nool kay yihiin daa'imaan garane. Dab iyo qiiqna waan kala aqaan saa duqbaan ahaye 7. Qof walaalkii gaday meel shishaa laga ganaaxaaye. Gacal uu xigaalkood hagraday gocosho dayn waaye

Someone is trying hard to become Nomad. Ina abti We are in a same boat.

Jaylaani Saaxiib, Sangub ma ahan nin Qabiilist ah. Sangub waxyaabaha uu aad uga soo horjeedo waxaa ka mid ah. 1. Ciidomo Ethipian ah in soomaliya la keeno 2. In Soomaliya la kala Gooyo 3. Waxaa uu aminsan yahay in waxa fedaristismka la dhoho aysan somalia dan ugu jirin. Sangub waxaa uu waligii taageersanaa in dawlad dalka loo helo. waxaa uu aad ugu ololeeyey in dawladii Carta hirgasho. hadana waxaa uu raali ka yahay in Dawlada Kenya lagu soo dhisay ay hirgasho oo dalka oo dhan ka shaqayso. Waxaa uu ka mid yahay Abwaandii hore u mariyey fanka iyo suugaanta soomalida. Heeso badan oo aan maanta ku raaxaysano ayuu alifey. Marka saaxiib Sangub ma taqaanid ee marka hore bal la sheekayso. Wadani hadii uu jiro, Sangub waa number one. Soomaliduna waa iskugu mid Qabiilkay rabaan ha noqdeene. Sangub waa nin aad u maskax badan una qiimo badan. in wax uusan ahayn lagu sheegaa ma fiicna. Soomali oo dhan baa u baahan sangub

Somalis are the rudest people on Earth.

USC is proud to bring these and much more into axistent: 1. Distruction, Looting, xasuuq, qax iyo rafaad 2. Somaliland, Puntland , Jubaland iyo wixii ala ku daro 3. Cali mahdi, Caydiid, qanyare, yalaxow, Hiiraale, Adan madoobe, xaabsade. Yeey( he was politically dead and was sitting where really belongs.... Prison) USC is responsible the misery situation Somalia is in today. alahayow firinji muxuu n-a-c-a-s fariideeyey nin aan aabihiis fuuli jirin faras muxuu saaray. dhaantadiina maxay ahayd ninkii ku dilaaba kuu darane doorshaan ma lagaaga soo digay Qanyare iyo waxa la midka ah baa loo maaro la yahay wali.

I was attacking Abaadir not you. Calm down ina abti, I am in no way or form suggesting that he picked you off the street. You have been dating this guy for two months and must at least have some ideas what his intentions are guur or gaabsi. I hear some guys can not keep their hands to themselves…touching is the first stage.. kissing may be next….. so who knows what led this faarax to invite you to Motel 6. Plus would you feel any better if he would have taken you to 5 star hotel? Ina abti… never give away free goods to a Somali faarax or a white dude for that matter. Hadii kale way kuu gabyi oo waxay oran: Naag yahay danood baa u weyn harada dooloode Duunyadu haday soo gasho oo saalo lagu daadsho Waa lugu diqoodaa hadaan la isku deynayne Dowgii la marayaa dhexduu dari ka yeeshaaye Darin taan la laabine dhaqsay duug u noqotaaye intaas baan gabaygaas ka aqaan.

Maxaa xaada idinku diray.

To make long stoy short who knew the gift was motel 6 nothing else. How is that for a romantic night with a brother? I don't know you guys but it's the girl's actions and imprssions that leads me where we go after a movie. I am not suggesting any thing here. but I am sure if you would have follow the xalaal dating rules, he would not have thought to invite you Motel 6. Romance! It takes two to tango. Girls you also have zero skills when it comes to romance. Don't blame on us only.

Kooshin Abaadir Awsame Maslax Jaberti Rooble Diini Warsame Siyaad Wardheere Warfaa