LOOOOOOOOOl, You sure know the geography of women. That will crack me up, Have you visited all this places LOL! Please say you did not visit afgan or mongolia

Yo I feeling you, but in todays world people live in there own fantasy world, istead of stepping out of the box, And if they do they might get hurt that is why they fantasies. All I can say is are sure you can't sleep, Is it that bad.

This guy comes home, he remembered that it was his wife birthday. So he forgot her gift so he wanted to make it up to her so he goes upstairs, he sees his wife was under the blanket so he turn off the light and he gets it on if u know what I mean so the guy gets tired so he goes down stairs to have a snack. He sees his wife in the living room so this guy screams and goes damn you fast when did you get here. His wife says nigga u better shut up before you wake up ur mother upstairs!!!!!!!!hahaha