APPLE(high school days aaaah); All Pr*cks Please Leave Earth

4 sanaado ayuu jawaab sugeyey..Lol I'll put him out of misery.... It's mostly about the dhex.If it's small it makes the rear look bigger.If it's big&wide then the rear looks smaller.There are obviously exceptions.... So girls who dont have a huge rear just make sure U always work on the waist area and keep that slim if you want to maxamise the goods at the back. The female's body is different to a mans...Arched back amongst other things ect so dont compare yourself to females Abdinur!Your a man,you'll never have or resemble any part of a female's body!lol

Inaa Ilaahay waa ina Ilaahi rajicun. Allahu uu naxaristo aabaha walaal.Amiin Amiin to all the above du'cas.

Gediid it is a great institution lakiin tuition fees waa lacag badan bro.I guess this is the time when the bank of hooyo&aabo comes in handy.As well as loans :mad: G-Town is beautiful.I love the amenities on hand for the students aswell as the intense monitoring by the mentors and staff.I'm applying to a few others like UVA,VA Tech and American University.It's good to have a reliable mix of public and private institutions.So we'll see Insha'Allah. Xalwo iyo ka badanba waa laguu keeni doonaa hadduu ilaah idmo Insha'Allah walaal Thanks to all of you guys that have wished me well

Even the sheep I count at night are saying ... "Baaaa tampons".... "Baaa broken hymen".. "Baaaa virginity out the daaqad"... "Baaaa Missing/lost tampon reported at 12.00 hours,SIR!" Your nether regions,your business! Naga amuusa hadaba :cool:

I haven't seen any episodes for the 3rd series.The second series just ended for us Brits a little over 2 weeks ago. I dont get why he wants to work for Trump either walle.Maybe he has accoplished everything he has wanted and wants to try something different?At least he has....What was it?...5 firms to fall back rather comfortably on. About Trump's hair...Seriously,dude it kept me glued to my seat in awe.That little hair swept across covered that much crown area? :eek: I used to find myself brushing my hair forwards in the mornings.Wow,the oday is amazing(!)

How do these people amass such ammounts of monies @ such a young age? My eyes widened with each line I read of his profile.The guy even had time to skip across the Atlantic pond and attend Oxford for crying out loud... 34 jir,5th firm....Iyo xaas buu qabaa.Good for him :cool: Yaaah your right the apprentice seems too orchestrated walle.From the over the top dialogue to his hair(or lack of)..

Why, it's gong on all over the world, right this minute. Oh, what do I care what's going on all over the world? Thanks for the laughs NGONGE..

Lol that brought back some sweet memories. Girls how about this one. Remember when you used that plastic loop/slip thingy that made your ponytail go inwards and then out at the bottom? I thought I was the hottest thing on the playground wallahida.lol Nananana!! Inspector Gadget kicked *** !

Qurux, Super heavyweight on Snet, were you? Gabadh, that's really scary! Lol.Super,No...Lakiin Heavyweight,yes..I was a chunky girl

^They dont look rough at all.Hee dhe aren't wedged heels soooo much more comfy then stiletto heel or block ones? Quruxley, You have a Match dearest Vain Midabkaa baroonka aah..War miyaad walatay.I'll just let that one slide and put it down to the fasting :cool:

Aeronwen,macaanto a lil' maths for you that will instantly make you feel young and VERY sane.lol 3000x2-500-2=My post count from my S'Net days :eek: I know,I know I'm a sick one.....

Aeronwen well said walaashiis. May I lead on from where you made the point about the key focus to the problems should be dealt with in societal terms and not biologically..? The main issue with sex and gudniin is that it is still regarded as a highly taboo topic amongst our community. I mean if your parents cant even approachable and be there for you when you have queries then who can you speak to? :eek: In my teen years my parents sat me down and explained what they had chosen for me and why I should not feel inadequate or dirty.I remember one point my aabo made was that I should never worry about what others thought or take into consideration what those who bearly knew their diin had to say about me (I remember this because this was the first time I have ever heard him swear..."bull-S" ) The immense sense of respect that I owe to my parents I cant even begin to describe wallahi.The amount of trust they instilled in me is ALWAYS there at the back of my mind.I'll be damned if I throw all of that back in their faces. Seriously I believe that communication is key in solving social problems amongst teens. Aabo I love you so much..

Apocalypse now The green mile Romeo and Jul. Memoirs of a Geisha(Docu) A streetcar named desire(A-level reading made me obsessed with the damn play/film) The shawshank redemption

Mabruuk to our dear Aeronwen. May we enjoy many more years of your Brit Wit

Masha'Allah to your family, I,myself am the only daughter amongst 4 brothers and at times I wish I had less and other times I wish I had more. I love the way there is always someone to turn to in times of trouble when you have a big family.Alxamdulilaah.

Aeronwen all I read was 'green' and 'fitted' and I'm in jaceyl Naku Penda naa burn those stilettos and fire that chiropractor!Flat shoes for life! Alle-ubaahne&Haruun I would recommend you guys to marry a Camboro qoor dheer from back home lakiinse from the ilbax that's hit my cousin's wife with her "Fandhi" aka "Fendi" handbag I wont.Good luck to you guys!I say that with such heartfelt sympathy(!)

Sis Modesty,Marka hore salaams The way I see it is... For all the two faced and sinister Somalis out there that take great pleasure in gossiping,being very obtuse to the point where they give total strangers dirty looks and the like,There ARE those wonderful Somalis with xishood iyo caqli that make us sooooo proud to be Somali.In the heat of all of this let us not forget to praise them because they deserve it! The best you can do is stay away from those that speak poison and raise you future family the best you can! Dont give them any energy! "Gossip is the opium of the oppressed"

Socod Badne what you after dear? Aerowen miyaad aragtay...Waa yaab kale I swear down. Hey babes no she works in the airport and gets her staff discount from the store in Sloane St What jacket?Describe... Mariana no nerve hit sistergirl.Bottom line is waad soo bodeey and threw assumptions all over the place.IF I was indeed a shopaholic I would say so lakiin maxaa ka galey adna.Seriously focus on the topic instead of derailing it if you fail to understand certain issues....Everyone is different so be prepared to be suprised.

Also I have this xul soomaali CD(mixed)....This one tune,I think it's by that young lady saynab 2dhaqax or the other one Deqa.I dont know walle.... "Sidaad ii ogaydbaan adiga mooyee ragba ilaaway Sidaad ii ogaydbaan ubaxyo modyoo ku amaanaa Sidaad ii ogaydbaan axadigeenii uu adkayaaaaaa" My spelling isn't good....Does anyone know the other parts/lyrics? The song title and album would be great too!.

most people are week-minded therefore, susceptible to be influenced by just anybody(Hint: the definition of low self-esteem). I wholeheartedly agree walaashiis! you maybe one strong sis who has her s** together Huh?Maxaad tidhi :confused:

^Bal cirka eegaa.....Loool love you too ninyow

^ Choco-honey,sweetheart it's as simple as one,two,three..... "Keep your legs closed and go home!" If I EVER got myself into such a predicament it would me my compulsion that got me into the mess,no?Unless I was raped or something which is a completely different thing. I'm sick and tired of seeing decent parents getting blamed.One thing that I am so greatful to my parents for is for treating my brothers and I like conscious,responsible beings.We have a mind with a conscious and have built our personal morals too boot. At what age is this handfeeding&handholding supposed to stop?Most of these guys and girls who have premarital sex are of a responsible age(16 plus)For goodness sake I knew what I wanted for myself when I was 9!!!Waaxey waxaan... We have had the blessing of being born into such a beautiful religion and dhaqaan.Excuse me for not being so sympathetic.

"Inabti" Saxro Axmed iyo Abdisalaam Jimmy baa heesa.. "hee dhe inabti,aboowe,cadooooow ,huuno" ??????...ii Cawiyaa dee nomads...

My problem is the complete opposite-everywhere suffers including my cheeks Aww I bet they look sooooooooooooo cute! It beats a giraffe with a pot belly trust me(!)