Nope, none of them. We're a small clique.

Must be another Sheegoow...Deebolo maxaa waaye? lama baxno magacyada 'new ageka" ah. Deebolo kulaha....wasn't that the big ni99a on the bike from the Ice cube movie called 'Friday'.

Intii SOL laisku sheegijiray kabadan aa laiksu sheegaa an umaleena in Facebook. Sida loo joogo filin hindi camal aa laba SOL isku shukaansanaay aa waxay noqonaayan labo isla dhalatay. Hadaba sawirada halaiska soo hormariyo.

Ngonge, did you miss the "Play on words" there? "Defiantly up for an intrusion into serenity" as they say "sheekadu waa cadahay" Marc, af somali iyo af shiina waa kuu simanyihiin, afingiriiski aad kufaanaysayna waakaas hadad isku dabaqastay. Spell check kabadan aa ubaahantahay, Microsoft email udir ee grammar check isii dheh Caano Geel, Saaxib, I must protest, gabadha sidii ari ookale aa inta xarig kuxiratey aa suuqka geysay. You know as well as anyone here, her sense of humour doesn't stretch into that realm. Xaal soo diyaari saaxib.

Single mothers and girls gone wild are personal choices and not my business! This type of thing bring shame on our community, me talking about it, will not help the situation but will exacerbate it further! WTF? Wanna explain how chewing khat, and being a chav or even being a tribalist are NOT personal choices and therefore can be your business?

Instant noodles, ...balaayo goryaan u eg! .

Sheh, you know you'll be the first to get pi$$ed of when some other woman starts cooking him some homemade meals. Suddenly he's going over to his cousins house every other night for dinner...LOL And if they ask, I'll reply "Maskiinta, wax makarin taqaano."

Originally posted by sheherazade: I'm going to pull the can't-cook wool over some suspecting Farax's eyes too. Add salt to his shaah and sh*t. You know thats a game of patience. "Honey, if you can't cook, I'll do all the cooking" See how long she can stand my cooking.

^ what's wrong with steak for breakfast? Maybe he's thinking of packing a lunch to work. p.s. If I was married I'd forget how to cook

Che, Invest in a FOREMAN GRILL. Then go to the Halaal and buy some steaks, fish fillets and chicken breasts. Marinate the night before and in the morning, throw on the grill. Needs no supervision, while meat grills, prepare some lettuce, onion and green peppers. You can also take a coupla slices of cheese (the singles work well) and slice open a Bagel, baguette or 2 slices of regular bread. by the time, you butter the bread and put your topings on it, the meat is ready (7-8 mins max to ensure its not dry) and there you have a wholesome Sandwich in less than 10 minutes.

Originally posted by marcassmith: i would rather die and take cooking ingredients from the likes of you U-Doggy Doggy! guys dont trust this guys and his self opinionated bile. he is a smarmy, arrogant, egotisitcal prat. I see you have that "Itch" again. Unfortunately you no longer amuse as you did a while back, so run along lil boy and find someone of your own age-group to play with.

-3 eggs -1/4 cup milk -Half an onion -one tomato -Small can of Tuna. Heat up the frying pan (no stick with no oil is best). Chop up the onion and tomato. Beat the eggs (minus the shells of course) in a bowl, add the 1/4 cup milk for texture and salt. Once its Pan is hot and the eggs are well mixed, pour into pan and stir. After about 30 seconds add your tomato and onions and keep stirring. Once the eggs start to brown, add the tuna and turn off the stove. Stir until you have a the tuna well dispersed. Serve with Ceesh, Bread, canjeero. Or place in a bagel for a an easy take-out lunch.

Ahleen, Ms. Joqorafi Anaa isoo radsatay miyaa?

Chubacka, I saw your youtube video. Leave her alone!

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Ani mugoo kii gabar waxka sheega inuu wax yar wato lee ila tahay...Otherwise, why would he talk about a woman like that? Isagaa wax ka qaldan yihiin, qufac labaxee yehiin maxaa dhahaa...Socda dheh...Oxo oxo oxo, qux qux qux (Somali style cough)... : LOOOOOL..... Sheeko cusub aa keentay. 'Hala cabiro' aa kadhacday..LOOOOOL. Hada laga bilaawo, wixi rabo in ay meshaan talo kabixiyaan, miiska hasoo saaran. Shanti litir oo Nuune sheegay ama half mitirki KK sheegtay keliya aa loo ogolyahay makarafonka....

Wax aan dhuuso umaleeynaye aa shuban igu noqday : I may have underestimated the situation. .

Janet Jackson will NEVER do anything better than this. LOL and there's JLo back when she used to be a back-up dancer. This and This were ANTHEMS....you could be feeling like crap and they give you an instant boost of COOL. .

Gabdho, you're showing your cards here....some can guesstimate your ages now. KK, adiga facaa manoolo... laakin, you're from the best era of music. Hoo alabataan iga qabo Soul 4 Real Pujah, adiga you seem to be more recent... something like This MMA, Busti Eastleigh iyo "hukuna kibande" iska soo xasuuso saaxib - Show me love .

What about some REAL Mary J. Blige?

Val, I got that one playing in my car. Anyone know this one Seduction? .

Valenteenah, thanks for the back up. Here's one for you... Shy Guy

^ Isseh, you wanna here the BEST LYRICS EVER.... Check this out... Muthoni Kifagio Don't be fooled, it IS kiswahili. maisha kwangu ni kama paka wa dukani with nyama choma na kadhalika et cetera

Warya MMA, Matatu aa ka shaqeen jirte miya? SAARE MOJA! check this one: .

LOL, Kubad kulaha.... Sounds like an accidental cough. Isn't it a bit short notice to have people register and organize a team in 3 days? We ain't German, Bro.... that kind of organizational skill is a foreign concept to us Africans.

If I'm not a Somalilander, will I be refused to partake?