Alpha Blondy;910587 wrote: Underdog, Can you please account for your hiatus. Al. No.

Juxa;909610 wrote: ..., still think us ladies can be swayed by compliments? Tut tut Compliments, shiny things, in some neighbourhoods a freshly washed car and KFC combo will get you a date. "Us ladies" is a very broad term.

Alpha Blondy;909588 wrote: hi underdog, you're probably more familiar with my predecessor Marx. we were enemy once and i enjoyed all our banter. i hope you're doing well and in the best of spirits. Oh yeah, I'm well. I see you're on a reggae tip now....Jah Bless! Malika, I'm just putting a warning out there, these old guys will get they're grove on regardless.

Thanks Malika. Married or not, ever since these family doctors started prescribing that lil blue pill, the old guys are casting wide nets.

Juxa;909429 wrote: Ngonge you dont have red gar ah with henna, nor do you have the grace, ellegance and manners of an old man (over 60). Most importantly you are always mean. Anyway, odayga is coming to my house to meet my family, siblings etc, i am pleased i gained adeer, it is second adeer since 2005, both i met at work. both were school friends of aabe AUN Yahooy, maka joogtidoo. You gotta watch out for some of these old guys. They're trying to hook some young women. (and it happens more often then you think.) they have an old school mack game (like 80s and 90s slow jams) most women in the 25-35 age group can get swept away with that sh!t. If you're prone to getting confused by romantic compliments prefaced with "adeer" you got problems coming.

QansaxMeygaag;909438 wrote: This photo looks suspiciously like Nairobi... You're suspiciously wrong http://wikimapia.org/1884704/Savoy-Centre

Ngonge, Thanks, it's good to be back...I think. I'm just messing with the young brother. Although I see Alpha Blondy is aiming for the stars with that profile. Alpha, what's wrong with maskiinto who doesn't know the the difference between starbucks and the body shop? Who's happy with basic cable? who can whip-up some canjeero and beer is minutes? who doesn't even have a credit card, let alone a 4 digit, overdue balance? I could go on but Its a little too early to be stepping on toes.

I see things don't change around here. If this guy is single but choice I doubt he'd be posting those stats.

These parents had a BAD year. Kind of Naive to think they had no clue what was going on March 16 2009 Abdinasir Dirie arrested in Jamestown Cres., Toronto with others when police find a stolen sawed-off-shotgun in yard. January 22 2010 Abdinasir Dirie, Ahmed Hassan, Rage Hassan Islow, Mohamed Yusuf and a 17-year-old minor are charged with cocaine trafficking and possession of proceeds of crime after RCMP raid an apartment unit at Penhorwood Street, Fort McMurray, Alberta. February 5010 Iman Ali – Abdinasir Dirie’s older sister – and Jamestown Cres. friend Hoda Mohamed depart from Montreal on an all-expenses paid trip to Montego Bay, Jamaica. They do not tell their families they have left the country. February 13 2010 Iman Ali and Hoda Mohamed are arrested in Montego Bay, Jamaica after authorities find nearly 20 kilos of marijuana hidden in their suitcases before boarding a plane back to Canada. Both women are imprisoned in Montego Bay’s, Shreeport jail. The women are provided with counsel who informs them not to talk to police. They also do not contact their families for the next two months. April 8 2010 Iman Ali’s father, Abdulkadir Ali, travels to Montego Bay to bail his daughter out of jail. April 21 2010 Abdinasir Dirie is found murdered in an apartment complex on McDonald Ave. in Fort McMurray in the early morning hours. Later that same evening, Abdinasir’s father Abdulkadir Ali returns to Toronto from Jamaica and learns that his son has been murdered. October 22 2010 Iman Ali – the older sister of Abdinasir Dirie – and Jamestown Cres. friend Hoda Mohamed are convicted by a Jamaican judge of attempting to smuggle 20 kilos of marijuana on a flight to Canada. They are jailed in Montego Bay and will be sentenced in December.

Originally posted by cynical lady: Underdog- Ameeeeen!!! But what positive dead. Providing food for your family and co-parenting with your own wife? Oh my that's so impressive. :rolleyes: Every race of people has a number of deadbeats. I'm just saying lets not exaggarate the extent of the issue. And let's not make it a one sided issue....I'm pretty sure I heard a story about a lady who's child died under some strange circumstances while she was yakking away on Paltalk....I wonder if she complaining about a missing baby-daddy at the time. Mpenzi-acha nawe. Nawachokonoa hawa walendo. Twende na flow basi nawe. Hi maneno ya kupiga watu start sio mzuri

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: ...Like I've said, this topic is nothing more than showing brothers some appreciation for taking care of their every day responsibilities, which many men fail to do so... Where do you girls get these random statistics on male usefulness? Did you consider that maybe (just maybe) that some of these women are getting what they deserve? With that said, a pat on the back for the man is long overdue. and to those that seem to have an issue with even the mention of a postive deed by a Somali man, Gonzalo Higuain iyo guri Madrid kuyaalo Allah hakuu sahlo...Aamin Dheh!

Originally posted by Haatu: Poor Yankee. He probably thought it was Rugby. Why handle the ball? I think you mean NFL football....Rugby is an English game

LOL...Green let in the easiest goal ever. He's worse than awoowe James.

Kool_Kat, laaluushka aa meeshan kubixsay ima soo gaarin laakin markalaan xisaabtaneena. vote-ka waa kuugu ridaa

Tuujiye, this is how rumours start. Meesha inaan ka qaraabto aan u'imid ee spot-lightka qaabta daran in aad igawareejiso Allah hakuguduwo.

Gabdhaan yaan qalad laga fahmin... They're not talking about gold-digging (for a change). They seem to be talking about nin baagamuudo ah oo shaqo diidan oo hor mar usoo jeedin. There's 2 ways to look at this situation: 1. (and this is my opinion) If you already know all this about the guy and are STILL thinking about giving him a chance (yes, you are thinking about test-driving him or you wouldn't have started this thread), you might wanna invest some of that 'successful, educated sister' money in some Quran saar or therapy because you either have jiniyo or are afflicted with some form of inferiorty complex. 2.See if he's good with children ciyaalka hakuu haayo inta shaqo jirtid.

Magac kale kulaha. see waaye xaaji, magaceeya muxuu qaba? markaan magac kale kusoo gelaayo, yaan kadhumana? By the way, buuq majiro. sanadkaan wax iga degan majiraan

Originally posted by NGONGE: One of the marriage rituals of the Roma gypsies is to kidnap the bride.... I also learnt that in parts of Borneo a married couple must not use the toilet.... Staying with the theme of marriage, I read the following Arabic jokes... Saxib, I'm curious as to the nature of your google search parameters. I'm thinking either you or the Mrs made a suggestion that required further 'discreet' investigation. I could be wrong.

Regardless of what the starting number is, there factors that are considered by the both families. Brides family *If the dude is not a member of the qabil, the price goes up significantly. *If he's not a member of the qabil but shows tangible potential of future success, the price hike is not as severe. Grooms Family *If she's anywhere close to, or past 30 (whether actual or stated age) the price comes down. *Lack of demonstarted domestic skills and social presentation (for the slow people, that means how she conducts herself at home and in public) equals a further price drop. *If she has been previously married and is or is not dragging along a few kids, then she's practically a freebie. Now I know all this seems so politically incorrect but you all know in our Somali culture it really is like that.

Originally posted by Sir-Qalbi-Adeyg: ....the economic crisis was a product of a "deficit of ethics in economic structures". and the aids/HIV crisis is a product of a deficit of ethics in social interaction I'm actually with him on this...Bail-outs and condoms are band-aid solutions the don't address the root problems of these issues.

While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet... And $1 BILLION dollars... now we're really getting somewhere... Next we'll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we've been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it's a million million. It's a thousand billion. It's a one followed by 12 zeros. You ready for this? It's pretty surprising. SOURCE

All this talk about "stimulus packages" and "bailouts"... A billion dollars... A hundred billion dollars... Eight hundred billion dollars... One TRILLION dollars... What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie treats, so I thought I'd take Google Sketchup out for a test drive and try to get a sense of what exactly a trillion dollars looks like. We'll start with a $100 dollar bill. Currently the largest U.S. denomination in general circulation. Most everyone has seen them, slighty fewer have owned them. Guaranteed to make friends wherever they go. A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2" thick and contains $10,000. Fits in your pocket easily and is more than enough for week or two of shamefully decadent fun. Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.

Originally posted by Goodir: You must fit the generic description of every skinny out there. I'm 6'6" 275lbs.... I don't fit that description.

War CG, ma nooleed? They let you out early for good behaviour huh? Some Indian women at Heathrow asked me to step out of line, took my passport, asked for more ID, took my drivers license, health card and S.I.N card and told me to wait, she got on the phone with someone for about 3 or 4 minutes came back and said Her: "Thank you, have a nice day" Me: (looking back at the line)"are you going to get my spot back in line?" Her: "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to go to the back of the line" Then the West African guy who was behind me in line lets me back in...and she actually came up to him and asked to see his passport and ticket. He actually gave her the papers but wouldn't leave the line. Reminded my the famous poet HOV said: "I ain't stepping outta sh!t, all me papers legit"

Originally posted by Nephissa: As Dr. Phil says, "I'm not responsible for how you perceive me, I'm only responsible for how I present myself." Therefore, Mr.Coloow, if they can not "see" me for the "princess" I am, maybe it is time for some new people in my life? . Anigoo Tiffany's ka shop gareesto sidee calal la ii siiyaa??? Indeed you are responsible for how you present yourself. So lets take a look at how the impression you've given in this thread: *I get the impression that you have a refined sense of style. *I also get that you have a sense of entitlement which reminded me of an article I recently read. Here's the relevant excerpt: A Sense of Entitlement In psychiatry we use the term "sense of entitlement" to describe the outrageous attitude of some of our more narcissistic clients who believe that the world "owes" them and they want to collect NOW. Patients with this type of attitude always want more. Whatever you do is never good enough for them, and they also generally show no gratitute or express any thanks--even when someone goes out of their way for them. Like the most spoiled of royalty, they merely expect that they should be the center of your world at all times. This attitude is normally seen in toddlers, who want what they want and they want it now. Every parent has had to deal with this kind of whining. When you see this attitude repeatedly in an adult, then you know you are dealing with psychopathology. Many adults whimper at the slightest inconvenience, delay, or restriction. Why? Because, like toddlers, they are convinced they deserve what they want when they want it. They are "entitled" to it. I'm not trying to be rude, that's just how you come off when you not only show no appreciation for a gesture from somebody, but you also bring it to a public forum to see how much support you can get for being ungrateful. Coloow? really?