Ndio mbona Umecheka you scarring me.Waswahili wajuana kwa vilemba PS I goggled that forum and the names looks familiar. I didn’t know there was mini-SOL.

Lol@ Rambi Rambi...I always wanted to say this phrase.I used it here since all of you guys will probably be working tomorrow and I'll be chilling home.Another phrase I always loved to use was to tell the Taxi driver take a left like a movie star :cool: I will google JB up!

Salamu za rambi rambi kwa wapendwa wote Malika, where did you find JB? I'm tired of keeping up with his corner.... On the bright side just like JB I have four days weekend....I will be sleeping like a baby those four days Whoaaa!!!

There are a lot of things I don’t like about Our Somali culture, but when it is about the Tolka issue I damn love this culture. My tolka are sympathetic, understanding and harmonious people. Based upon my observation and experiences they are the most generous people I have ever come across. And I’m not flattering them with these words for no reason.Beleive me I have a stock of criticism about my people. There are of course exceptions to these statements, but the majorities are very dhaqsi. I have seen them come around and help people who found themselves down and out with no jobs and no money! They taught me the first lesson of my life that money is nothing, but a paper and that I should treasure what’s in my heart. Even though at times I’m far removed from Somali culture when it comes to giving a helping hand I’m more than ready to help.I learned this through watching my folks. I think the Tolka is a very friendly alliance.It was just yesterday that I had to contribute to a family in need in Saudi Arabia (I don’t even know these people) but since I was raised to carry on the legacy I calmly contributed without even thinking about who these strangers were.I'm always ready to contribute if it a school that needs to be built or a borehole is needed by the nomads in the Haudka.Just be careful with the scam artist though

^^You might never know.With all the zeros behind my student loan.Canada is not a bad idea

This is for all my American citizens. Considering all the paradoxes and the possibilities of what the congress can do I want to inform you all that Congress just passed a new law that will take away your money if you ever decide to ditch your American citizenship. Some PEOPLE joke that this is the New Berlin wall American is creating around its citizens. You want to ditch Us for lets say Afghanistan or even the Great Britain? Fine go ahead, but remember the law will stop your capital. This will be great if they will stop all my school debt at the border and I will build a small hut in an African village. I suspect this only to prevent the very wealthy crooks from avoiding taxes if they decide to relocate to a tax heaven island.What do I know? There's A Law That Takes Away Money If You Leave U.S. Citizenship?

Brof, What do I know? My pre-Islamic history is horribe.He is a true Afrocentric.He keeps telling me everyday how Sudan government lost the art of winnning the heart of Southern sudan.He takes so much pleasure in teaching me the Arab world and I'm garetful for it. Cabdiyo, We have two terrific girls(Val and Serenity) who have the habit of changing their nicknames abruptly. We are looking for spryly people like you.Welcome to troll corner

^^^Who are you? He is the darker Sudanese (not the John Garang type). He kept insisting on me finding about this guy. This of course left me wondering what in the mystifying hell was interesting about this guy, but I guess this explains.

Ngonge, I know you speak Arabic. I was chatting with a Sudanese friend over the weekend about Islamic history. From his perspective my version of history was tinted with western bias. He refused to accept my version. He kept telling me to watch Egyptian Islamic movies. Is there a guy by the name Aaantaar (SP?) (Caantaar) in Islamic history? Who was he? Was he like Salahudiin?

Ngonge, do you know that currently there are 1962 people online.I know you tried to invite them once. How can we invite them again to bring some charm? I know you are creative kind of guy. I want you to invite them to a classy, but not a theatrical corner where you can perhaps serve them a retro vibe…….....I will send you twenty bucks through dhahabshiil if they respond PS JB is in a class of his own.

^^^Warya give credit where it is due.I tried to change the place, but the dialogues sounds so artificial and off at times, you can't even tell who is coming across as amusingly quirky as JB

This is something that every health profession takes it seriously. It is something you will face it even when you sit for your board exams. You will definitely have to disclose all your convictions whether felonies or misdemeanor. Mostly they will look for offenses that may be danger to others such as battery, drug charges, and sexual act (you don’t want a pervert to treat your kid).Many applicants here in America almost immediately are placed at a disadvantage point when you have convictions-It is the no second chance system.I understand it is very unfair system, but so is this world. We have here in this country one of the best world education, but sometimes the system sucks!I guess even in England the missing link is the second chance.

It may come now to you as unpleasant surprise(Yes You Londernistan) that you care about American politics even if you don’t like all the American foreign policies. Let us suppose, then, that you want to learn more about the American presidential race without being too involved. Just as the news comes to you in different forms, so too, is the opinion of different pundits. I have found a nice credible website where you can be a life long learner while still keeping pace with your daily life! Imerse.Connect.Understand.Excel PS You find this kind of great stuff only in the troll Corner

After you find out which group you fit in I want you all to go to Barnes and Nobles bookstore and pick up a book by Kay Redfield called An Unquiet Mind .Since all of you suffer increase feeling of Euphoria and maniac episodes PS General aka Captain thanks for the Laugh...

Dude, Sure we will be kissing their behind since we are already enlisting our supporters to pay off Hilderbeast debt.Someone needs to prescribe Adderall to that old guy

Though I can't provide youtube video(***** company policy) Most of you were probably dusting the cobwebs off your books- if not still under your moms girth- when I lost all my bulshiit thoughts and enjoyed listening to ME AGAINST THE WORLD and ILMATIC (or even the DIARY by Scarface during high school freshman somewhere mid-nineties-I guess you can guess my age now)….... EDIT: My Mind is playing tricks on Me

I watched this documentary after the Spanish team outplayed the Germany team.Per this documentary, the producer follows a group of Young Chinese trying to wrestle the hustle of everyday life in a modern day China. One could find much to quibble about how china is a Communist country, but when you look deep into the lives of ordinary Chinese people you will find similarities to any other nations in the world. When you watch this documentary especially the young environmental attorney you will see why people shouldn’t trust the government to be the custodian of the general public good. Sometimes the operation of the government is not sufficiently open to public view. Today Chinese water system is the most polluted in the world by mining industries. Sometimes the market driven capitalist impairs the political voice of the people. This is why sometimes the young people should always search for answers to the moral and political situations in their respective countries. Hope you will enjoy this documentary at home Young and Restless in China

Wewe naye alolala usimuamushe.Yarabi mbona wapenda kuitwa mvivu? EDIT: Ngonge last I remember he was talking to CL about going to a ceremony and he needed a car

CL....Salam Salimina....Ila tu ni jumatatu...Mvivu kama paka kwenye duka la mwihindi

Hello trollers...Waa maalinn wanagsaan somaaha.Whatz up all the G's in here...excuse that I had to talk rudy language.I can't get it out yet....

Lol@Rudy...You the funniest Kat...What iz cha-saying? Me fo one I’ be happy to tell Ya ain’t redKneck! SO rekonize my brother. I be representing my hood in A-town. Our boy be frontin men .He be trippin yo with all these apologies! I be telling him to handle his business cause he is straight and legit Kat.You the king round here tellem. I ain’t wan him be weak lookin boy.I got something for him you will like We got 'em goin down for the count, lookin at the ground That's why we got haters, that's why we got haters Haters everywhere we go, haters everywhere we go Haters everywhere we go, where we go Haters goin down for the count (ONE) lookin at the ground (TWO) I think you're a hater, I think you're a hater Haters everywhere we go, haters everywhere we go Haters everywhere we go, where we go, haters goin down for the count [Verse 1: B.O.B.] Yes sir it's the beast from Decatur Cain't see enemies and the haters Real sharp on my thing like a razor Blade, come clean like a shape up So guess I got a game of tape up But e'rybody gonnaa feel the need to say sum'n But can't speak up whenever you face 'em Thats what I call microphone gangsters Yea I got 'em okie-doke, teah I'm raw you know my flow Cause B.O.B. be actin hard like a Viagra overdose Talkin that noise on all them songs A buncha lil' boys but you all look grown Those niggaz there and these niggaz here It really don't matta cause they all just clones Go to school, read a book, be a lawyer Hell yeah man I'm all for the cause Ain't tryin to get involved with the law sir But a nigga will get caught with the Mausberg And that just ain't a threat on the song Don't get it wrong cause this track is my own Cause niggaz that slip they don't last long dapslyrics.com [Chorus] [Verse 2: Wes Fif] Hey - what the heck, breathe homie, me I'm doin what I always do Grindin if you wasn't steady hatin you'd be ballin too I know you see us fallin through, all the rich niggaz is on my crew **** it, they can't touch us, if stuck up is what you call it cool Ooh~! You shoulda seen when I came down in that Black on black, custom gator, haters face down on the mat Splat! Yeah I can make a green nigga mad Quick, fast, flash like ten cash on his ***** *** [b.O.B.] You can tell I'm a G by the walk and the stance How I play the game make 'em talk in the stands Watch how you talk when you talk to the man If it ain't about bread you can talk to the hand I, I, show you how to get rich You got a weak arm I'll show you how to pitch Made it so play I'll show you how to hit And tell the police I don't know about shit Ay guy, I'm fly, somethin like the air Ain't that somethin when it's stuntin man there's nothin like air Homey hold it right there, homeboy hold it down Spent five at the mall and had the haters goin dowwwn

^^^I just want to see him sing Bon Jovi "Its My Life" at the end of the day when he logs off from SOL "It's My Life" This ain't a song for the broken-hearted No silent prayer for the faith-departed I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out loud [Chorus:] It's my life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just wanna live while I'm alive It's my life This is for the ones who stood their ground For Tommy and Gina who never backed down Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake Luck ain't even lucky Got to make your own breaks [Chorus:] It's my life And it's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just want to live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my life Better stand tall when they're calling you out Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down [Chorus:] It's my life And it's now or never 'Cause I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just want to live while I'm alive [Chorus:] It's my life And it's now or never 'Cause I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just want to live while I'm alive 'Cause it's my life! To You AT&T

There is no telling how long this campaign will last, but one thing is for sure:This is a campaign made in heaven now that you got the attention of the two people I told you are important.One is genre's SOL star and the other one is a well respected politician rock star.Put this endorsement in perspective.If you don't fuel a spark, you will never know how brightly it could have burned.Don't give up the dream my brother in Somali

AT&T don't be a giant marshmallow over a campfire.Bat the crap out buddy! You have apologized enough.....And this is from someone that admires you!

Walle Ninkaan maxaa taat ilahaay tabaadigaay .... Let not your heart be troubled.At this point you might think you should be terrified of things you said, but I'm afraid of the things you will find on this board.As your funeral parlor preacher I'm ready to deliver your eulogy when you become exhausted with these people ..... Waar niinkaan halaiska daaffoo