I’m looking forward for rooting for my fellow refugee Lopez Lomong, the flag bearer of the USA team. He is running in pursuit of Gold for the 2008 US Olympic team.Only in America can you be taken from your home country at the age of six and imprisoned by rebel soldiers and within the span of few years be the flag bearer of the World's greatest nation! US flag-bearer

Ibti,nothing strange I once roomed with a sibyl lady!

In 15 minute I'm out.Ibti, don't tell people where you are someone might be keeping chronology of your time and maybe mug you on your way home from that hell hole called Iskool.

^Blessed, is right.You seem like that new wifey who will yell at her husband for trucking mud over the Persian rug!

^I had a different translation.A dirty one.I must have been far off!

Ibti, I meant it in a joke way! I have another word.what does this mean when people say it to newlyweds labadii isku waara. Aamiin, amiin,amiin

Aaliya,Yep Insha-Allah.No more trolling.I'll miss my job too.Where else can you troll here all day while being on the clock! Edit: Ibti hakutagnato! is that a bad word?

Ibti, Must you remind us classes are about to begin (late August here).I hate being a smelly student again.Someone rescue my black behind!

This will explain it better.And no it is clean you can read it... MILF?

I may have had an occasional romp with cougars, but they are like mopped embarrassing to have around when you friends are around. This is the only cougar I know now Heh?

^ Euuw...Fifty year old? Not until a plastic surgeon does some work on her love handles.All the work will include some real tuck

^ MSDD, The key is to be in a state of alertness though.You can't pass over every brother who wants to share the gift.I love the holy esence of girls.Waar waaxaan ithinleyehay just enjoy because there is a time when you will no longer even get the attention of the flower on the wayside today!

^Also summer is the best time for girls to be dare to be beautiful.Anyone got some body sculpting or some augmentation?

Ngonge, As long as she who must be obeyed wants to wax some fat and do the right thing to make me want to do stuff with her I think it would not be that bad you cynic old man!

OZ, you can't watch that movie with family(my understanding of the word including children).I thought it was a bit cheesy movie and a boring one!

^^^It is in the offing

Ngonge, I blame them, they should have given me pointers and maybe passed down the manual to me. I’ll pick their manual when the serenity and the stillness of the current relationship vanish. MsDD, I just try to punish the Istuubidity of characters that request friendship when they know little about you.I have done it before when I was young and virile, but now I'm old and grumpy! By the way if you were the girl with the Hijab on (she was the only different looking request I got lately) you are hot!

I want to sign a petition for Marx to be reinstated as a Nomad. The kid was good; his vibrancy and freshness will be missed. His rigid belief of changing things was no different than the rigid political section jokes. His stronger ego has made him a stand-out. I say give him a second chance dammit! Edit: MSDD, I wasn't talking about you.Just a general thing.Maybe few years ago I'd not have cared who asked for freindship, but now I'm a little protective!

I rejoined the SOL FB; after all I was the founder. Warning to the people requesting friendship you have to identify yourself and say who you are in SOL. I’m a married guy so no need to spoil my rocking marriage! No need to blame me it is the other woman possessiveness, jealousy, and unspoken resentment that I’m avoiding PS: why the hell was Marx banned?

^Kheyr baan arkayaa.Like I told you in the Swahili writting.It is a blessing in disguise!

^The brown suit

I have one wedding to attend this summer and it is Gaallo wedding.They called me the other day for address.Nothing holds more confusion, emotion and anguish than a Somali wedding! I' think if someone serves a greesy rice and cold turkey in one wedding to all people who are not related to the bride and groom no one will ever show-up without invitation.It is jumble of meat and the Indian rice that is making people show up (of course plus the girls )

^How depressing does he look? Youtube is blocked on my end :mad:

akh-wa na ukhtina ni watu wa dini wanao ogopa mungu.Walikuwa wanajitahidi na sunnah za nabi wetu (AS).Lengo lao duniani ilikuwa ni kukamilisha faradhi za Mwenyezi mungu.Marafiki zao hawakuwa waasi walikuwa ni wasalihina.Karamu wa salihina ni kupigiana domo kuwa nani atakao mlete nyumabani kwa babake Mke au bwana msalihina. Ukhti na akh-wa wote ni jamii wakupiga toba kila wakati.Allah Mstaaana ndio mwenye kusifiwa na ndio wanao msifu kila inavyotakikana.Maneno mabaya hayapiti mdomo wao.Shida lao kubwa lilikuwa ni kuchunguza kila udhaifu wa wenzio binadamu. Siku mmoja wakataka kueneza Usalihina kwa waasi.Wakaja pahala pa waasi wako ambapo unaitwa Interneti.Waka kaa wakifahamu ya kwamba kueneza dini wa Mungu wetu itataka kuhutubu binadamu wanao ipenda.Ni hapo wakaisema kueneza Sunnaah ya nabii ya kuowana ndiyo njiya njema.Basi katika pilka-pilka za kueneza uzuri waarusi wakamwona Msichana mmoja aliyoitwa CL.Huyu msichana ni mjeuri kuwashinda wote wasalihina na waasi. Wakaanza kumeleza jinsi hamna mtu yeyote atakao baki duniani.Jinsi sote kifo inapotuandama. Basi akawasikilza kwa makini.Walipomaaliza akawauliza nikiowa leo hii waniambia mbele yake subhanaa nita samehewa kosa langu yote? Wakaamwambia naam sote tuliyoyatenda duniani maringo na ujeuri litasamehewa.Basi amri wake mola CL aka acha Ujeuri na akawauliza wasalihina kama anaweza kuwafuata msikitini ili akatafuta pia mchumba.CL aka azimwa moyo mpya. leo hii ana watoto wanne na bwana wakutosheleza na bonge la nyumba.Moyo wake leo ni khafifu!Haya siwaelezi kwa mfumbo ni jinsi ilivyotendeka