Yes I live in the USA.Just don't send your towel-head cousin to my country

Yes I'm at work.

^I give up on you now, if you think you already developed the qualities or abilities of an adult.

Unknown where are you? I thought I could save you when all those girls threw a cryptic look on you, but damn you is slow boy/girl.I thought I could stride with you like a goat through the field of SOL, but you is darn slow! Warya Unknown We could correct your ecoptic brain by you only responding and writting faster.This corner is the repository for all the slow contributers, but you are worse than me.Now, I'll need a tool sharp enough to crack open your skull.

What? Now you are a bounty hunter? are you good at speedcuffing?

Unknown, So what have you been upto today?

Jac, too bad I can't access youtube at work. Unknown, I'm getting a bionic leg and laser eye implant.How about you?

Cara, I thought that was the song of Daniel Powter-the little Unknown Canadian singer.By the way the REM are worshiped and celebrated where I went to college. They actually attended my college back in the days before I was born PS: Ngonge, I got something for you! Miss Arab World

^^ (Oh, yeah, yeaaah, yeah) Had a bad day (Oh, had a bad day) Had a bad day (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah) Had a bad day (Oh, had a bad day) Had a bad day... Had a bad day... They had a bad day

If Unknown will listen I want to tell him what the internet forums is all about ; Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Dickwad PS: LOl@Jeraar language, caajaib!

Odd that you are upset and calling me a jerk! I’m your friend-hahaa pity me. Let me go ahead and say please don’t let your cousin open up that can of whoopass in my surrounding where I’m chewing Khat.

Aaawww Unknown they are following you around-You are a celebrity!You asked them a simple question they can't even answer it.These people are creepy.Don't beleive a word they say!If they keep doing these to you just call your Alshabab cousin so he can blow them up into pieces!

All you guys need to take a bow and don't let the door hit you guys on your way out; How 'bout a round of applause Yeah Standing ovation Oooohh Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah You look so dumb right now Standin' outside my house Tryin' to apologize You're so ugly when you cry Please Just cut it out And don't tell me you're sorry 'cuz you're not Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught But you put on quite a show Really had me goin' But now it's time to go Curtain's finally closin' That was quite a show Very entertainin' But it's over now (But it's over now) Go on and take a bow Grab your clothes and get gone You betta hurry up Before the sprinklers come on Talkin 'bout "Girl I love you, you're the one" This just looks like a re-run Please What else is on ? And don't tell me you're sorry 'Cuz you're not Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught But you put on quite a show Really had me goin' But now it's time to go Curtain's finally closin' But that was quite a show Very entertainin' But it's over now (But it's over now) Go on and take a bow Ooohhhhh And the award for The best liar goes to you, For makin me believe That you could be Faithful To me let's hear your speach ooohhhhh! How 'bout a round of applause A standin' ovation But you put on quite a show Really had me goin' Now it's time to go Curtain's finally closin' But that was quite a show Very entertainin' Yeah Yeah Yeah But it's over now (But it's over now) Go on and take a bow

Unknown, it's okay I guess you are towel-head since you got Osama on your avatar.Since we established you are male I want you to approach the girl above you that said something about RIP.She is someone who hates small talks.She has some of those knee-high leather boots in her closet.I want to steal for my sister.Can you sweet talk her and get those shoes for me?

Unknown, I want you only to click here

^Elmo says they want you to die

Lol@ Ngonge.This is the time your little daughter is suppose to worry about whom to give a bite of her popsicle and not worry about how to make shaah with xawaash! I can picture your wife remonstrate, when you tell her about your plan, she is just a little girl! Just make sure she looks out for verbs like crush (xawash) chop and whip before cooking.Make sure she doesn't use any written recipe too since this will encourage laziness. PS I bet you CL knows how to make a good cup of tea.She will help you.Most of the sijui girls are good at cooking (this is from experience).

Unknown these people are saying you get this kind of notes from home to your school teacher Please excuse Unknown from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.He can't pee straight

Ngonge, I think you are right.If she/he doesn't remember Shannon Doherty being the Paris Hilton of the 90's then I'll confess that she/he is younger than me ten years!

Is she more plastic than the visa card? I'm confused did you get work done by the plastic surgeon?

^Don't worry all I wanted to do was get her all hopped up on troll corner pills.Who knows what might happen. Unknown, I'll shell out money if you let me know your rating!

Ngonge,Just fawning on her no harm will be done I promise!

Good.Now we can go to the hot part.On a scale of one to ten, one being the lowest, how would you rate yourself starting at that incredible eyes heading south?

^Don't worry about the hot part now.Are you a female first?

Just curious.They are dime in a dozen.I'll rephrase my question then, are you female if so are you smoking hot?