STOIC

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  1. If you live in the US of A you can search for your neighbors’ criminal record by visiting this site. It is hard to tell if the guy down the street is a sex offender or just shy guy keeping on the low profile. This site gets its information from the public record. PS I suspect my neighbor is drug dealer. How in the world can you drive a nice car and have three women take turns every week to stay with you while your car is always in the parking lot whether it is a weekend or a weekday? I’m tempted to say to him one day whats up homie, got weed on you?
  2. Time to check what Daisy Duke and her folks are upto lately.This is the new Kid Rock song; the new remake of Home Sweet Alabama.You gotta be into the redneck scrap book to like this song It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long Caught somewhere between a boy and man She was seventeen and she was far from in-between It was summertime in Northern Michigan Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Splashing through the sand bar Talking by the campfire It's the simple things in life, like when and where We didn't have no internet But man I never will forget The way the moonlight shined upon her hair [Chorus:] And we were trying different things We were smoking funny things Making love out by the lake to our favorite song Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long Catching Walleye from the dock Watching the waves roll off the rocks She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul We'd blister in the sun We couldn't wait for night to come To hit that sand and play some rock and roll While we were trying different things And we were smoking funny things Making love out by the lake to our favorite song Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change Or how we thought those days would never end Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along And think man I'd love to see that girl again [Repeat Chorus x2] Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
  3. This is for all the Moms out there struggling and making a difference! Everywhere I'm turning Nothing seems complete I stand up and I'm searching For the better part of me I hang my head from sorrow state of humanity I wear it on my shoulders Gotta find the strength in me Cause I am a Superwoman Yes I am Yes she is Even when I'm a mess I still put on a vest With an S on my chest Oh yes I'm a Superwoman For all the mothers fighting For better days to come And all my women, all my women sitting here trying To come home before the sun And all my sisters Coming together Say yes I will Yes I can Cause I am a Superwoman Yes I am Yes she is Even when I'm a mess I still put on a vest With an S on my chest Oh yes I'm a Superwoman When I'm breaking down And I can't be found And I start to get weak Cause no one knows Me underneath these clothes But I can fly We can fly, Oh Cause I am a Superwoman Yes I am Yes she is Even when I'm a mess I still put on a vest With an S on my chest Oh yes I'm a Superwoman
  4. I'm in Georgia (Atlanta to be exact). PS I gotta get back to work (maximizing and minimizing windows).You take care!
  5. ^^^I don’t live in Minnesota, but I’ve been there three times. It is a cold state located in the Midwestern region of America. It is the Mecca of Somalis.But I don't like that place!
  6. ^You are benumbing my mind now.I'm confused.I hope then you don't see Mad-murderers in your vicinity and I hope you were not cruelly sarcastic when you said you were in Somalia!
  7. ^^^^You seem like a nice boy/girl do take care of yourself and enjoy your soccer game. Go ahead and fill your lung with the invigorating fresh African air. You don’t seem like the regular snarling Somalian.I’m pining desolately for that time when Somalia will be peaceful and you can play soccer without being scared of a sniper attacks. You don’t seem like you are easily pieced by the fragile emotion that surrounds you! Keep up the good spirit and play many soccer games.
  8. In a torrent of Somali and football (soccer) reminiscence I remember them always bragging about the time in the late seventies when they played against Kenya and Tanzania teams.I remember every Somali (including me) playing with a plastic bag made soccer balls in the fields during the evening after the Asaariyaa cup of tea.The war must have broke their morale and dissolved their love for the game ha?
  9. Unknown1,you have to apply visa from Ibtisam.She is the Edna Ismail of Burco.You have to regale and intoxicate her with spell of flattery! By the way how is the situation of somalia this morning/evening?I'd like to be certain that you will not find my questions intrusive.
  10. Why Burco? the place will make your spirit sink.The whole of Somalia will make one brood and sulk and moan a good deal of his vacation!
  11. Al Jidaali, Since you are already in the Middle East why don't you go to Thailand.Phuket Island is one of the best place I wish I had the time and money to vacation.If it wasn’t the weekly gas bill of my car and the age-reversing-face-moisturizer I’d have afforded it bammer!
  12. ^I hope I'll see you again next summer so I can bang bricks in your somalilander head.May you get stutterer till then!(J/K)
  13. Sayidka, The only kid we allow to play with his toys and smash his bellicose little head here is Unknown . If you are fishing for comments about your ********* go to the political section where your egoistical or hypocritical comments can be pointed out. Your pitiful, pathetic and heartrending comments are not welcome in this corner-and if you asking who the hell I think I’m, let me inform you I’m the unofficial gatekeeper here until Friday! Go pluck at the elbows of the politicians in the political section. Get a Spartan grip of yourself and admit that you are smarter than you think! PS I'm officially quitting these pages this friday until next summer, so please do not disturb the peace!
  14. STOIC

    Today I....

    Cara, Heh-heh Roll your windows down the summer's nearly gone, And only hours stand between you and the cold that's coming on, You count your questions in the sky lit blue, And every color there is telling you Time is a runaway, Coming for you In my dreams I see in red, she cannot stay, The summer leaves you like the girl who gets away, And we sit here stranded in the careless hue, And every color that is telling you Time is a runaway, Coming for you Time is a runaway, Coming for you And in the morning when I rise, She's coming on to tell me Time is a runaway, Coming for you
  15. ^^^But if you must know I’m on that long list of soon-to-be-married.Don’t worry I’d never pull at buttons and zippers of women that I’m not married to!
  16. Shaking my trim and turning my swarthy head complacently.I have dwelt wistfully on the chances of me getting rescued, but never thought it would come through the web.I feel martyred by neglect on my part, but don’t worry though xiin I’m big guy I’d take care of myself! I know you have good intentions, but Insha-Allah don’t worry I’d be married one day :cool:
  17. Xiin, not unless it is Ramathan. Ngonge, for the love of Allah I'll be honest one last time,I'm not married to-she-who-must-be obeyed.
  18. ^Heh-heh.I’m skeptical of my chances of getting married anytime soon, for I have noticed that I’ll be fine just to be single in the next few years! I’ll continue with my unintelligible moaning of blaming no good women out there to please the brothers!. It would do no more good for me to be married now maybe in the future insha-Allah!
  19. I wanted to post this in the women section, but I like to respect rules.So if any of you women are getting married or know someone who is getting married you could easilly win a kitchen gear from a kitchenAid.This is only open to USA resident. A kitchen For the Bride
  20. Malika, mbona wajisumbuwa na kisicho kuhusu?
  21. Unknown, I like you.Please do not beleive what I say here.I come here to kill time and maybe sometimes stray outside the proper bound of a good Somali and at times people could question my moral rectitude.I'm not the most friendly person here, but I hope you will find here others who are more extrovert than me and will answer all your questions.
  22. Unknown LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PS This is regarding the last PM
  23. Afro, No one is Intimidating him/her.He/she knows its all for a joke! For someone who is in somalia amid the high explosives and still get the time to log in to SOL, he is one brave girl/boy.That does it for me I have officially made him a nomad!
  24. Hang on now, I can't tell you my age, but I'd tell you through private message only if your PM is mounted with a picture of you! I will reply it to you if you are female only and if your image gives me a whiplash and a sensation that I can't overlook!
  25. I have never been to Somalia and will never set foot on that wretched land of yours.I'm afraid something will go boom any minute!