^ Dude tripped on his own khamis-now if he was SALAF this wouldn't have happened

Good morning rerahaa shaqalaanta ....Its friday and now I can pray friday prayers----the only good news from my end.

This gotta be the funniest story of 09.I wish I was there tapping the circus and submitting my video to AMERICA FUNNIEST HOME video (AFV)...Damn I missed an opportunity to win hundred grands!!...one can ask how could they be so heartless by stealing from worshippers, but you gotta RESPECT the genius of the plan masterminders.....

Sabiir iyo Imaan...SOL is like a family!

Mudhane,I see you don't have a girlfriend, but still I think you can be of help here with your Q&A thread.I'm loving it! Here is my second question mudhane. Do you recommend taking a long soapy-shower with one's girlfriend? ohh and do you recommend ringing my bell in the soapy-shower before my train enters her station?

^ You dummy read his words below... This is your opportunity to ask questions of personal and professional nature! I just wanted to know if his girlfriend is an energizer bunny (I bet you seen them on tv ads)

^lol@far miyan lagugalin..... I'm guessing all questions are open in this thread to Mudhane Marx I'll make my question as simple as strawberry pie. Do you have a girlfriend?If so have you ever said to her " I want to lick every inch of you" or do you even groan with gratitude or even pleasure when she licks your neck? Does her orgasm occur more often when her feet is up in the air or spread on the sheet?

^ Same thing here...I had a great surprise for someone special IF only it wasn't that I spend my day in dim-lighted room in the library.....I guess i have to make up this one....

I know if he tries to write a book Ngonge’s book will definitely win a wide audience that its merit deserves. I really don’t care for the book, but I have one request. I’m always impressed by his grasp of his audience.I want him to write a blog about his trip to Somaliland. A blog that will capture intellect, imagination and conscience of regular readers.No bull, no bias.Pure ,honest and powerful analysis of how things work there.I expect an elegantly written, lucid and informative work from you! Something that will preserve the element of truth…..

The day I promised myself never to get close to that thing was when a friend called me from DC wanting me to pick up two killos of khat for him from a friends house in Philly.The damn thing was fresh straight from Nairobi via JFK in NYC.Though I have tried Khat I don't use it. I was helping a friend and I was that close throwing everything out the window when a police stopped me for taking the wrong turn.Luckilly I was heading to the guys house when the cop stopped me.What if I had the thing with me and the cop searched my car? This thing is dangerous and it can put you behind bars and kill your career instantly...Xoogsadha laidahaa khat lama xariftamoow....

This is the funniest clip...sounds cruel, but the clip got already five million hits..

^ You are right, but will always remain faithful to A-town.Planning to go back there IA after I finish my prison time here..lol

I can't wait for this movie Premiering tomorrow Saturday, Feb. 7 at 8/7c...One of my favorite guy.I have read his book twice back when I was in undergrad... Gifted Hands

Where I'm at? "I'm in the sixth most populus city in the USA and the 49th-most-populous city in the world.It has a metropolitan population of 5.8 million people with an average winter temperature of 33 degrees (1 C) .Independence Hall, the Liberty Bell Center, the Betsy Ross House, the Declaration House, the First Bank of the US are all in my city!No wonder they call it the birthplace of the United States and the center for a forward thought". Take a guess (or google)?

I'm looking forward to this weekend after a long week of practical exams and deadlines! I'll be going to a car show.I bet it is not a crime to DREAM seeing yourself behind one of this wheels one day!

Simply put: Within the establishment circles of Somali families in the West, there should be a legitimate concern of how well our Somali kids are doing with their schooling , but I think first of all everything that one does depends on how much one is motivated. It is the parents/guardians responsibility to lay the ground work for these kids. So are the kid’s responsibilities to nail the toast. Other likely reasons to succeed then moves into the picture, like how much opportunity they have compared to their family members in Somalia. Whatever judgments and reasons why our kids are failing, I think its all about MOTIVATION and of course God’s blessings!

I can picture that girl getting married to the Man-whatever and singing in two to three years and CL feeling disgusted insideStill like

Val, My current roommate who also happen to be my collegemate is originally from Vietnam-he is a vietnamese American. I'd ask him what type of food you will probably enjoy.He has tasted my bariis (lol) though I can't say they have the best food, but still I think you can manage it! Have safe trip!

Cara, I'm also dreading the arrogant Steelers fans in my class tomorrow....

^ Lol....I wasn't all hyped up about them either it just happened that Mike Tomlin deserved it and I had to give in.I hate Steelers fans..I'm all for the eagles....

Nephisa, the NBC crew was cracking a joke about how the “Pirate Ship” inside the stadium, with live reports was not the same as the Somalia pirates! LOL... Great game Santonio Holmes brilliant catch for a 6-yard Touch down with 35 seconds remaining was the most remarkable thing that gave the Pittsburgh Steelers a record sixth Super Bowl title tonight.Though I live in Philly (i know booh Eagles) I still supported them....27-23

He sure is good at it.Matter fact I'm looking foward to buy his new album to support the brother! His music is nothing less than a revolution.

This kid is lyrically killing it!

Londernistan, ma baaraaf baat saa ujeceltihin...banaanka ayuu iskayaalyalaa xafaateytha...I hate scraping that thing off my car in the morning...

The dude is going by the cumulative stigma confered on Muslims by the west.I think it will be great not to censor him as long as he doesn't insult the religion, which i'm guessing is against the site rules. His misplaced and naive words would be his traps! He would forever be trapped by the circumstances of his arguments and childish questions. For all of you North American SOL's make sure you pay your taxes on time this season unless of course you want the west to explode in a rage against your MUSLIM behinds