Avast Ye! Now you can change your facebook setting to Pirate-English...It is silly, but one of the funniest thing and entertaining! Shiver me timbers, the Somali Pirates are approaching thee with their jolly roger, they want to see you to Davy Jones!!

This place is back and running.My toupee wearing Professor is boring me to death this monday morning......

Ngonge, I knew I was going to get a good READ from you...Keep it coming! PS WTF are those guys waving their phones for?

^ Plane engine went off? You are half-dead walking woman.You didn't scream? One time I had the previledge to sit next to these hot Fox News Producer.Although she was a frequent flier she was scared of plane ride during take-off and landing.She squezed my arm so tightly that I thought she was gonna break my poor hands... PS Ngonge, good Read...I got all the time.I want to read more about the trip....

I don't follow Somali politics and to be honest i don't give a rat-*** about it, but when I see such a sensless killing of kids and women my heart stops for a second.How does one justify the killing of kids and women?I doubt if there is a totality of any rational truth that can justify it.Did our Somali world become so cruel and cold that we let justify this as a collateral damage? Or is it some sort of sacrifice for the good of the revolution of bringing a functioning government? Our Somali society seems to be plagued by barbarian ideaology of kill to live.This is absurdity and absolute lack of rational thinking in our Somali society.

This dude is so funny.He needs a Somali talk show.I'll call him the high priest of the church of the painful truth....

FB, kulla timaam...tukhultakha al (That was from Bajoh family kids Arabic)

^ I didn't eat steak for the first few days...you can guess how the flesh looks like

Malika, The dead people’s body has dislodged all the myths and bedtime stories my family used to tell me when I was young. Ever heard of taatqalashoo (Sp?). I poked, chopped, sliced and diced human body for four months and now I have a great respect for our body.Of course I say this with greatest humility and respect to the people that donated their bodies for scientific studies.Look around your body, inspect yourself closely and try to understand how God made you this beautiful being! Your body is the most amazing thing! Of course I have stories from the nerve racking experience and funny stories from people who were scared to touch the body, but I was a Pirate and dead body didn’t scared me a bit….

^ I think the niin Somali is also capable of doing that too. Every society has a rational and irational elements.The only difference in this situation is that their governments is not maintaining the harmony and balance of justice for all.Like the totalitarian governemnts they are their justice system seems like it is based on wealth, aristocratic birth and power.As if his biological heritage give him the power to abuse he totter on the brink of being one of the worst power abuser...

TGIF....this place looks like it is dead...No more exams.You can say that right...No more smelling cardevers and poking dead people..(it was fun though...I got a story to tell about dead people's body)..come out and celebrate with us smelly students...We will be serving cold beer or if you want Somali tea we can still accomodate..

This gotta be the funniest clip ever...Kanye was put in his right place by "South Park"..... PS Worth watching that after taking break from the books... ... Kanye Ego Crushed Hahaaaaa

It is a noble idea.Reminds me of K'naan words " She got a gun, but could have been a model or a physician".... A good friend of mine went to his alma mater Emory University in Atlanta, Ga. Doesn't seem like a bad idea to do some volunteer work there one day....

11 year old Ahmed Abdi from Bristol is going on an amazing journey- to Somaliland in East Africa, to see the country where his family comes from. He'll play football in a local cup final, spend time in the desert with nomads, and learn to ride a camel. .. This boy seemed like a grounded boy.Far much bettter than the ***** on the other thread who was asking the kids in Somaliland if they knew anything about Canada.....Positive thing to do with the Qurbaahaa kids is to ship them back to Somalia/Somaliland so they can atleast feel the life of a true nomad....

This to be sure is a great news.I was really excited to read this news today on Hiiraan online.I'm assuming she is Somali.Racial and ethnic minorities are far more less likely to be elected the president of such GREAT institution of higher learning like Duke. I'm really happy for the sister....Good job!! PS Back to the books...final time sucks!!! Duke University New President

Color blindness, right? PS I think its better to disclose now than wearing your deceit as a badge of honor.Honesty just makes thing alittle easier to live with. I usually like to ask the person if there is anything I should know now that we both not regret it later..If you want to wait until you get more serious fine, but know that men flattened cillia(from women telly-tale) will still be functioning whenever you are ready

Duuuum...that little girl will school my non-existant computer programing skills. Big up to the kid!! I was bored halfway through the lesson, but her accent kept me glued to her screen...

Watching DUKE-Villanova game.Its gonna be a long night...Go Villanova!!

Is he the illest wadhaat alive ? I still don't get it, but will be looking forward how the hommie is gonna reveal himself after death....I do get mixed up with this dude and the other crazy kid used to be called Haddaad.Peace hommie and welcome.....

The Only time I found myself to be a PROUD Somali was when I walked into a store in a mall and this song was playing on the background-if only my proud wasn't shattered by My Americanized girlfriend I'd have walked upto the cashier and be like AM SOMALI N AM PROUD...

I'm a senior member.Woow!! Excuse me I'm a bit tizzled.Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention.I want to thank God First and second my grandmother who is watching from above.Shout-out to all my baby mommas and all the honeys of SOL who took the time to put ice on their wrists tonigh. Thanks to all my N**** for all the support and making this DREAM come true....(SOBS)..And all the trippin' haters kiss my @@@@@.To all my nizzle keep it coming the shiznit.

Somalilanders are LOOSERS ....and as a respectful loosers they spend far too much time on the web in order to sell you their products until they WIN your heart...J/K In real honesty majority of the top posters are either trolls or daily news recycling bins...

I disagree with the respected Pope.I believe in Prevention. Unless the respected Pope has a magic pill for the dying Africans he should shut his pie-hole and let people make their own decisions be it abstinence or use of Condoms....

Hmm if you look closer she has a more rounded somewhat close to pleasant bodacious backside it just needs little bit of body scalpting and maybe lipo....

^^^I have her number.Just drop me a line and I'll let you know all about her life in PM PS My signature is from the Simpsons and right about now-I'm supposed to be studying for a neuro Quiz- I'm wondering whether my Patients will ever ask me if I know anything about Cerebellum and motor neurons? I doubt it...so like Simpsons said; How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?- Homer Simpson