Obama showed only his invisible face like Manti Teo's imaginary girlfriend...You can't make up this kind of stuff ! Only a Qabilist-Somali brain will be getting huffy about the president meeting Obama

Somalia, did you had to go through all that trouble to "proof" that there is oil in Puntland? Warya you got the wrong guy to have a competition with about some garrison cities...Wonder how you guys will react if God-blesses you guys with wealth beyond avarice instead of water?

^Calm down little kid...You don't need to hyperventilate on the fact..Unless you want to tell me water wasn't what gushed out....

No Spin-zone..Its only fair to call this another Garowe-Style oil exploration antics...Don't celebrate too soon lest you find water in those Somali gravels...

Warya..anigaa iyoo athiiga we need a translator..You just told me Iskuxishoow as if I wasn't humbled by the Quraan..You are VERY VERY RANDOM DUDE

^ Maanta you guys are following me everywhere..Quraanki na Waithinkaa dakeysaan laanahay!

You are VERY random dude...sometimes read before you hit the quick reply

Warya you need to check in the nearest counseling center..Waxbaa kuudimaan...

Bahasha masaas baat uraabtaan...all that paper will be left behind.Just be thankful you can stretch this morning and your belly is full...Give me a guarantee health and keep all the paper...

Anything that will put food on my table and roof over my head...So i can avoid my mugshot appear in your famous thread..haha

Algerian..I think, but absolutely beautiful

^ Niimaankaan baan iskaa diccinaaya...Wa sijui bey laa bothaan..Inaan abttirsathoo ayeey donaayan maalaa

We are seeing things a bit differently...When Silanyo and Riyalle crosses the isle I'll call them worse things than a flipflopper..for now everyone was a Somaliweyn back then I can't hold against them..I will poke fun at Silanyo pot-belly if he does some shaddy stuff and double-talk with his principles....For the sijui part I think I was just pointitng out to you my folks have no power in Kenya, so you can't blame me for what Kenyan government does to the Somalis there

Horta Kenyatti madaaxaa igaama istaagiin reer ahaan wayoo reerka ann kuuabtirsaatho are up there in Somaliland (take that for all who think I fall off from the sky).Maybe that comment will be appropriate to Somalis with a good sizable community in Kenya or who are in Kenyan government....Now be that as it maybe, I don't think Somalilanders will be coming back to the union (besides Allah's Qadr) for they have moved far with the secesionist idea.Now do I think they have a chance to secede and be a functioning government with all the problems they have? A rare chance with them forcing people Like Khatumo...Now without imperceptively degenerating her excellency position into something you guys may take offence lets say Fowzia did what every failed Somaliland politician do best and that is cross the isle and find a lucarative position...She came across to me as a self-promoting megalomaniac with that kind of short time flipflopping.

I think I have been cool about the Sijui thing and never took it personal, but it always comes across as a way of people to get out of an argument. Now for this lady she is a flipflopper and one that is a study in contradiction.A clue may lie where she was before being appointed to her excellency position and how she responded to the fumbled she made after loosing the ball in her hometown...

^ I don't need to know that she was one time a Somali government official to rake her over the coal...She is a government official and free for all ridicule....and ohh I think I'm a Sijui and shouldn't tame any errant Somali politician....NOT

^ If you read my comments I didn't insult you.I only commented about the lady, but you took upon yourself to question my identity...Like I told another regular poster everytime you guys resort to those sort of comments it only makes you guy looks like ditz

^There we go again...Haaa Xaanaaqiin...

^Obviously you misunderstood Nuune's comment, but I'll let him answer what he meant. If you want some tidbits to gnaw while you waiting for his response you can read it slowly and maybe it may sink in that what he meant is that they didn't get the job like my neighbor, but they were professionals who wanted to join their Somaliweyn. PS As for your slobbering history of her excellency Fouzia Xaaji, she is still a flipflopper who had no principle in her convictions.Abdirahman Tuur was the founding father of Somaliland, but still cross the aisle to the other side one time too...

Somalilander Iga reeb..Xaaji Xanduf will disown me the moment he gets recognition..Oba and his crew will feed me to the whales of Mogadishu for poking fun at their government.Xiin and his Imam will be suspicious of my movement..Markaa I'm a man with no land since I flushed my passport in my flight to America...

Say 'what' one more time! I dare you, I double dare you mother******!

You got it with the C part...baal Usheeg Inathertaa Malika Inuu Stoic Waax been ahh Qoriin...Waa Sijuii Ayeey Lasoo Bothaan all of them...Ya Illahii Yaqaan...

Jac..More like native informers with a job through Affirmative action...good one..haha

Nuune, Those might have got the job different way, but the storyline is not far from the guy who lived in my neighbourhood...Just make sure you are wearing a tie and glasses in your picture Edit: Malika those are just words..don't read too much into it...I just tell stuff the way I see it.

This is a true story from a guy that lived in my side of the USA (DMV area)..He was from my Clan and Join Sheikh Shareef government...Now read this The secret of getting a Somali governmental job if you are Reer Waqoyi (I.D..R specifically) is this; Start a blog to praise the president and his government.Once in a while post a column in Hiiraan Online and let your name be known...Distance yourself from all the secesionist get-togethers (or May 18th celebrations)..Post your pictures and status on facebook how you are meeting with ambassadors from different countries..and when the Shiiiit hits the fan comeback to your Xamaali...