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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Simplified Chinese Language... For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better! Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift Dum Gai - A ****** person Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host Kum Hia - Approach me Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek Lao Zi - Not very good Lin Ching - An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai - A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice

loooooooooooool that's true you have to repeat evrything you say to men rudy proved it

:rolleyes: lolzzzzzz

i did very well in this game wich i am very prood of :cool:

ow know i did that bite wrong its pinch me and leave me went up a tree, leave me fell down. who was still up there? :confused: opps

...ha, ha my sis scremed at first and hid on the second time...

I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it ***** proof and someone will make a better ***** . He who laughs last thinks slowest! Give me ambiguity or give me something else. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. --------------------------------------------- samira is my name reading is my game

i think its jokesz

heres a joke from me sis and brother ( sis )knock knock,(brother)whose there(sis)me,(brother)me who (sis) CAT OF THE HOUSE!!!(brother) COME IN, COME IN (sis) boo!!!!!! (brother)AAHHHHH!!!!! ------------------------------------------ thate is not funny its loud !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need ear muffens :eek:

nice poet wd.

pinch me and leave me went up a tree, pinch me fell down. who was still up there? :confused: anser:pinch me LOLS!

hey ppl..thought i would share dis wiv you'z ...as not every 1 is aware of dis things: Allah won't ask what kind of car you drove, but He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation. Allah won't ask the square footage of your house, but He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home. Allah won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, but He'll ask how many you helped to clouth. Allah won't ask what your highest salary was, but He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it. Allah won't ask what your job title was, but He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability. Allah won't ask how many friends you had, but He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend. Allah won't ask in what neighbourhood you lived, but He'll ask how you treated your neighbours. Allah won't ask about the colour of your skin, but He'll ask about the content of your character. Allah won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation, but He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell. Allah won't ask how many people you shared dis wiv ...but he will ask if u were ashamed to pass it along to otha ppl

Allah is one and like no one, he has no partner, nor a son, he is kind and just and wise, and has no form shape or size, -------------------------------- this is a poem i Found in a book (by mymona hendricks)

i fell like I know that poem but I don’t wear from,