Yo Lo Quiero = I Want You (spanish). Usted Es Bonita = You Are Pretty (girl) (spanish). HágaLo Quiere Salir = Do Want To Go Out (spanish). Lo Facciamo = Let's Do It! (Italian). [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 02-17-2002).]

Yo Lo Quiero = I Want You (spanish). Usted Es Bonita = You Are Pretty (girl) (spanish). HágaLo Quiere Salir = Do Want To Go Out (spanish). Lo Facciamo = Let's Do It! (Italian). [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 02-17-2002).]

Some sistah who wear Hijaab look pretty and attractive. Seriously...I used have a crush on this one fine sistah who wore Hijaab. But she gave her heart to some other wierd guy and so...I moved on. Sistas who wear Hijaab are gorgous...am I repeatin' myself...?

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<font color="brown" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"14" LOOL NAASIR...you know... My pet peeve is people who think they know EVERYTHIN'. You know what I'm sayin'...people who think they're smarter than everybody. I ain' hatin' on anybody, but sometimes I come across wit ppl like dat in real lyfe.

Appreciate This Ismahan. Much Love To You Sis.

What I eat, is lost; My supplies are exhausted. All this has happened to me, But nothin' makes me worry. I have only one pain, And that is the absence of my girl.

A house may hold a hundred men, but the heart of a woman has only room for one of them. Honesita....we need to talk girl...lool "Love is like a baby; it needs to be treated tenderly."---Zaire Love Love Love...what is this darn thing? I guess this word needs to be changed to something else. Something that is more tangible. Something that people can understand...na mean. But you know what I think...I think that women know their men best. Yeah...and if she falls in love wit him, then eventually he will too. There are some people that fall in love, but most of them can't tell the difference between love/like/crush and so forth... ....Later NOMADZ

Some of my white friends have their own little nuclear weapons, too...oops...did i say that. But seriously, this is gettin' waaaaaaaaay out of control. If every little country got these so-called nuclear weapons, who would stop them from usin' them....? May Allah have mercy on this old world. And even some Somalis have nuclear weapons as well. Who knows....? ???

<font color="blue" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"16" Is this a debatable topic or what? Shouldnt it be in different category? One Luv

how do you get this thing? i've heard of it, but i cant get it on my computer. i download it and everything, but its not workin. i have windows xp...so holla if you know how to get this thing.

Oh Romeo and Juliet...! Like my poem? I know you do...read it one mo' tyme...

<font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size"15" It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly...now if you're ugly and bad, you need some help. Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it...see, an average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think... LD, Or...Beauty is in the heart of the beholder. P.S...no two people can have the same test. Beta believe dat...My brother and I are totally two different characters...lol...whateva that means...

LOOOOOL LADYFATIMA... okay...what about if the man acts as if he is older...like the ones you prefer to date...and behaves like a man... let's say he's around 18 for example...but his physical appearance...umm...you'd say he's about 24...what about him... Many guys dont need no baby-sitter you silly...lool...in fact, any 'boy' can can do/perform what any man can and sometimes can't....see... And I've seein' many successful couples where the man is younger...na mean.... holla

What do ya'll think of the issue of Age? Does age really matter to you? Specially ladies... For instance, you go to a chatroom like SomaliNet or what have you...and the first thing that a girl ask you would be like your age and how old you are... But besides that, in reality...what would happen if you marry or go out with a man who is few years younger than you are...would you be insecure all of sudden or what...? I do date women that are older than I'm and some who are younger or about the same age...that doesnt bother me or them .... Anyhow...speak your thoughts and opinions...

<font color="black" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"15" ALL women should be treated wit RESPECT no matta whatchu say. We all got sistas and mothas, and we all want them to be treat with RESPECT and all. But I gotta admit that there are some sistas, not only sistas but people in general, that dont deserve to be treated with respect. You know what I'm sayin' And I could be wront too... Anywayz...fellas we gotta learn to treat our women wit RESPECT and show 'em luv. And personally, I dont piss off nobody. And No one pisses off either...so we kool... 1 Luv

<font color="black" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"15" ALL women should be treated wit RESPECT no matta whatchu say. We all got sistas and mothas, and we all want them to be treat with RESPECT and all. But I gotta admit that there are some sistas, not only sistas but people in general, that dont deserve to be treated with respect. You know what I'm sayin' And I could be wront too... Anywayz...fellas we gotta learn to treat our women wit RESPECT and show 'em luv. And personally, I dont piss off nobody. And No one pisses off either...so we kool... 1 Luv

<font color="black" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"15" ALL women should be treated wit RESPECT no matta whatchu say. We all got sistas and mothas, and we all want them to be treat with RESPECT and all. But I gotta admit that there are some sistas, not only sistas but people in general, that dont deserve to be treated with respect. You know what I'm sayin' And I could be wront too... Anywayz...fellas we gotta learn to treat our women wit RESPECT and show 'em luv. And personally, I dont piss off nobody. And No one pisses off either...so we kool... 1 Luv

This joke is better in Somali but read it and sort of picture this scene in ya mind... There was this Somali guy named DIIN cuzz he used have sex with these huge turtles (diin-diin). He was gettin' his funky groove on one day, but, got stucked in the turtle's a*@! He saw a Somali guy walkin' by and asked him for help. The Somali guy said to Diin, "Hadaan kucaawiyo, wax maa iga sheegee?" And so Diin agreed not say anything about this Somali guy. Then the Somali guy took a stick and sort of wacked it the turtle's mouth. And Diin's d*&*# was released. Afterwards, you know instead of thankin' the Somali guy, Diin said, "Alla muxuu diin wasay!!!"

<font color="purple" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"15" Shukri, If both of ya'll are feelin' each other, then ya'll should get that groove on. Besides, you can move to 'Free-Gossip' neighborhood na mean. Plus, ya'll go back since junior high right or whateva, shooot, then you know a lot about him...so why not commit to him. Forget about what others say. You have yours, they betta get their's na mean. So when is the weddin' date? Best Wishes.

That's funny! Jama?...is that also his name...lol Hey man...why you gotta put my cousin's profile on public anyway.....loool

I've just seen OSAMA yesterday guys. We went to McDonald's to eat and then chill like we alwayz do. I don't know why these 'people' are lookin' at the wrong places. They've become so frustrated and so confused that they wont even move on...oh Lord help them...!... FYI... If you want OSAMA's autograph...holla back.

<font color="Black" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"16" Ladiiiiiies...., Ya'll supposed to talk about schools and types of Majors. Ya'll turned this into some sort of a chat thang...dang....lol And I'm wonderin...how come there's no one representin' the Westcoast... Don't ya'll go to school?And whassup wit 'em guys... ...Women are dominatin' this whole thang... Ummm....what does that mean ... REPRESENT!

<font color="Black" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"16" Ladiiiiiies...., Ya'll supposed to talk about schools and types of Majors. Ya'll turned this into some sort of a chat thang...dang....lol And I'm wonderin...how come there's no one representin' the Westcoast... Don't ya'll go to school?And whassup wit 'em guys... ...Women are dominatin' this whole thang... Ummm....what does that mean ... REPRESENT!

<font color="black" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"13" Qawdhan, It's not only embrassin' but it's also funny...I thought of it as entertainin'...I can picture this visualization in ma-mind...lol. What happen to that girl anyway? You should of rescued her and be her HERO. And Boss, I was at that Interviewin' Panel, but I was tryin' to get hire and make good impressions you know...so sorry for not lettin' you know... just kiddin'...lol Well, I dont have any embrassin' moments really, except when I got caught pickin' my nose in a traffic-jam one by this woman who looked at me like she neva seen a human bein' before. I was like gosh, do you want fries wit that? I dont usually pick my nose in front of ppl by the way...only in traffic-jam Qawdhan...still LMAO!!!