Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop: "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."

A girl goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland." To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says "Yes...anything!" With that, the man says, "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does! He then says, "Get on your knees." She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands. The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!" She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?"

Enclosed in a room are two computers with intelligence (imagine them as C3PO if you will). However, one is a computer who always tells lies and the other always tells the truth. Now, also in this room are two doors, with one being the exit to this room and the other leading to a bomb behind it which will detonate once you open the door. If you were to ask just one question to one of these computer (not knowing which is the which computer), how are you able to get the computer to direct you to the exit? [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 03-10-2002).]

Enclosed in a room are two computers with intelligence (imagine them as C3PO if you will). However, one is a computer who always tells lies and the other always tells the truth. Now, also in this room are two doors, with one being the exit to this room and the other leading to a bomb behind it which will detonate once you open the door. If you were to ask just one question to one of these computer (not knowing which is the which computer), how are you able to get the computer to direct you to the exit? [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 03-10-2002).]

MAN MMA, I need to move there then man. Cuzz we pay taxes here, too. Actually, they dont ask us if we want to pay the damn taxes, they just take it from us. You work your azz off 9-5, and then by the time you get your check, you see TAXES taken off by these damn ppl...G, I hate that.

LOOL LADY... I've seen John Q when it 1st came and I was tellin' my friends let's go see it again one mo'e time. That movie is of the chain girl...aint it. And nomads, LADY is right, take a second look at your insurances....

LOOOOL Learnin Some New Everyday...not bad.

Why Men Shouldnt Babysit... Boy...it'll be hard drivin' thru that TRAFFIC LIGHT....dang..

True say Ismahan... Mo' Money Mo' Problem...

Jamal, That was funny one man...where did you get...lool...mid mid isku ilaaliya.....lol

My question to you is "What is a game and what isn't?" It took me a long time to realize this (I was pretty dense in this area for a LONG time), but attractive women play games almost ALL THE TIME when you first meet them. And if you think about it, THEY HAVE TO. What would you do if you were a woman and you had men approaching you several times a day, every day, week after week, month after month, year after year... YOU'D LEARN HOW TO USE SHORTCUTS (translated: GAMES) to filter out the exceptional guys from the not-so-exceptional ones (translated: ATTRACTIVE GUYS from the WUSSES). If acting like an attractive man is a "game" to you (in other words it doesn't come "naturally") then keep playing the game. It's better to play the game and keep the woman than not play the game and not keep her. Check your personal values when in doubt.

MMA, Am I being mean to you...? Did I disappointed you...ohhhhh....miskiin...lol I dont know man...but you're one funny guy too. I consider you as one of the stand-up comics on Somaliaonline. Stay Positive

Guys, stop playing games. That's all you gotta say Qaliluula. Yeah...sometimes guys play too much, huh? No wonder everytime I try to get wit a girl, they come around wit their little sissy azz games and take my girlz , you know...I dont appreciate dat...lool... Anywayz, to answer your kuweshton, you gotta tell the guy "DONT PLAY GAMES WIT ME," before you get serious wit him. And if you think this wont work, PLAY YOUR OWN GAMES. Who said you can't play da game?...lol 1 Luv

Respectful, Kind, Honest One of a kind

I SAW 13 WHEN I PUT ON MY READING GLASSES. AND I SAW NONE WHEN I TOOK THEM OFF... GUESS I AM GOOD OBSERVER, HUH... NEAH...I SAW THEM ALL WITHOUT ANY AID...

I SAW 13 WHEN I PUT ON MY READING GLASSES. AND I SAW NONE WHEN I TOOK THEM OFF... GUESS I AM GOOD OBSERVER, HUH... NEAH...I SAW THEM ALL WITHOUT ANY AID...

Boy...some pple got too much time on their hands... Reppin' US. If Taliban take over the US. [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 03-02-2002).]

Yeah...definitely Ameenah...post your article girl. Appreciate your response. Love alwayz, Abdinuur

Well-written poem. I love it.

Salaam Nomads, I was at a lecture this past weekend and the brotha who was givin' the lecture pointed out very important points and I thought I might just share it and pass this on. Well many Non-Muslim people think that all Muslims are terrorists and evil (i.e. Pres. Bush of USA) and I've alwayz argued on my part defendin' my religion and sayin' that Muslims are not even close to such thing. Well this talented brotha was talkin' about the millions of people that went Hajj and did their rituals and so forth, and also mentioned that there are billions and millions of Muslims around the globe who are celebratin' EID. He said that in every 5 people, there is one Muslim. So if all Muslims are terrorists, there would be no WORLD! (well-said statement) So we need to defend our religion by coming up with statistics like this one mention here and showin' them to those who disrespect Islam and Muslims. After telling this to some non-Muslim people, they had different perspective and wanted to learn more about this beautiful and glorifying DIINUL-ISLAM. And also, it would be nice if you post any suggestions and informations, for it would be helpful. Much love ya'll, Abdinuur

They all are very helirous and funny...LMAO... Keep 'em comin...lool

<font color="black" face="Lucida Sans Unicode" size"20" MMA---- Good point dawg, but dont judge me like. Besides, you dont know about me, so watch what you're sayin'. I might be a brotha whose just turnin' his life around towards good deeds and so forth. What you atleast can do is motivate and have a positive attitude towards issues like this. And I cant believe you swore in Allah's name like that. Isnt it a horrible thing to swear and not be truthful... ...like I said my brotha...watch your wordings...cuzz words are powerful thing... ...and no disrespect.

I Agree With Buubto...she said it best, and I have the same feelin' and desire toward this whole-wide-world as she does. ...And to add... ...Being A Father And In L-U-V.

Man calls home. Maid answers phone. He says, "Can I speak to my wife?" She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend." He's maid--says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both." Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?" He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home." She says, "We don't have a pool." He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"

I heard about him... Hope he can play b-ball. [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 02-18-2002).]