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Three guys in one room, one guy shoots the second guy and third guy didn't see it. Why? clues: he is not blind, he doesn't have his eyes closed he didn't blink, the room isn't dark and he is not turned around. Another teaser: A man is found dead on a plateau which is burnt to the crisp. He is not burned, however..just dead. How did he die? Oh yeah..almost forgot.. He is wearing full scuba gear and is wet.

Three guys in one room, one guy shoots the second guy and third guy didn't see it. Why? clues: he is not blind, he doesn't have his eyes closed he didn't blink, the room isn't dark and he is not turned around. Another teaser: A man is found dead on a plateau which is burnt to the crisp. He is not burned, however..just dead. How did he die? Oh yeah..almost forgot.. He is wearing full scuba gear and is wet.

Originally posted by Abdul-Qader: This is an easy one: Even though the first barber had hygene problems, I guess the man realized that he is a pretty busy and a popular barber since he had lots of freshly cut hair on the floor. The clean barber has not cut any hair recently most likely because he is a bad one. The clue is “the hair” one the floor. -------------------------------------------- Answer: Because i) he has left his car at the north-end barber's place. ii) the business of the north-end barber was so good that he has no time to clean the premises nor shave his face while the south-end barber was idling and even had time to have his own hair cut; and iii) the hair of the barber at the south end has been cut by the barber at the north end of the town.

Originally posted by Abdul-Qader: This is an easy one: Even though the first barber had hygene problems, I guess the man realized that he is a pretty busy and a popular barber since he had lots of freshly cut hair on the floor. The clean barber has not cut any hair recently most likely because he is a bad one. The clue is “the hair” one the floor. -------------------------------------------- Answer: Because i) he has left his car at the north-end barber's place. ii) the business of the north-end barber was so good that he has no time to clean the premises nor shave his face while the south-end barber was idling and even had time to have his own hair cut; and iii) the hair of the barber at the south end has been cut by the barber at the north end of the town.

Shoola, Exactly right. I am glad you pointed out this for us Nomadz. I agree with you b/c this so-called "Nation of Islam" is totally different from the true religion of Islam that billions of Muslims around the globe practice everyday. For information about differences between Islam and the so-called "Nation of Islam," click on the article below. http://www.unn.ac.uk/societies/islamic/abuse/19.htm

Another One... Three guys in one room, one guy shoots the second guy and third guy didn't see it. Why? clues: he is not blind, he doesn't have his eyes closed he didn't blink, the room isn't dark and he is not turned around.

Another One... Three guys in one room, one guy shoots the second guy and third guy didn't see it. Why? clues: he is not blind, he doesn't have his eyes closed he didn't blink, the room isn't dark and he is not turned around.

MMA, your shyt was easy...lool...actually, Aplus answered it... Try this one: There was a man who was driving threw a small town. He had fluffy hair and he decided to get it cut. So he stopped and asked a man in the town where the nearest barbershop was? The man said that there were two barbers in the town. He told him that one of the barbershops was at the North end and the other barbershop was at the South end of town. So the man parked his car and went to the first barbershop in the North part of town. There the shop was very dirty, there was hair all over the floor and the man looked like he forgot to shave. He had on trashy cloths and his hair was cut terrible. So the man decided to walk to the other barbershop. When he arrived he saw that the barbershop was clean and the barber had on nice cloths. The barbers hair was cut perfectly and he had shaved this morning. Why did the man walk all the way back to the first barbershop and get his hair cut there?

MMA, your shyt was easy...lool...actually, Aplus answered it... Try this one: There was a man who was driving threw a small town. He had fluffy hair and he decided to get it cut. So he stopped and asked a man in the town where the nearest barbershop was? The man said that there were two barbers in the town. He told him that one of the barbershops was at the North end and the other barbershop was at the South end of town. So the man parked his car and went to the first barbershop in the North part of town. There the shop was very dirty, there was hair all over the floor and the man looked like he forgot to shave. He had on trashy cloths and his hair was cut terrible. So the man decided to walk to the other barbershop. When he arrived he saw that the barbershop was clean and the barber had on nice cloths. The barbers hair was cut perfectly and he had shaved this morning. Why did the man walk all the way back to the first barbershop and get his hair cut there?

Dang, he bought you a car...can i get his # so he can buy me one...lol.. What is wrong with marryin' a black person...aint he/she a human being that deserves marriage and love. I agree wit Shaqsii...cuzz like you said you knew this guy for a while, you made a commitment, and now you gonna have to make a decision. Try to persuade him in accepting Diinul-Islam and consul/advise him to be a Muslim. If he's truly sincere and loves you and wants to share his life with your life, he'd listen to you. Whatever your decision may be...sis, the guy has to accept Allah and become a Muslim.

Well ofcourse...guys dont have time to talk about females' body parts 24/7. But litarlly 24/7 girls when they see one walkin'/drivin' by...besides it wouldnt make any difference whether you talk about a "split of a second" or 24/7...and there is no such thing as a "split of a second"...and plus...why arguin' all the time wit ppl...you behave like this in real life...?...cuzz if you do...I dont know...?...take it easy man...

MMA, try this one...i know it's easy but give it a try anyhow... A company gets 16 cans of paint each month. The problem is that one of the 16 cans is always contaminated with lead. Fortunately, the company has the capacity to test for lead. However, due to time and money constraints, the results of the tests cannot be made known until after all of the tests have been performed. What is the fewest number of cans that must be tested in order to know for certain which of the 16 cans is contaminated.

MMA, try this one...i know it's easy but give it a try anyhow... A company gets 16 cans of paint each month. The problem is that one of the 16 cans is always contaminated with lead. Fortunately, the company has the capacity to test for lead. However, due to time and money constraints, the results of the tests cannot be made known until after all of the tests have been performed. What is the fewest number of cans that must be tested in order to know for certain which of the 16 cans is contaminated.

Here are 4 simple Questions to check how intelligent you are, I'll post the answers later. 1. What weighs more, 10 pounds of water or 10 pounds of rocks? 2. If a electric train is going at 50 mph heading East from West which way would the smoke go? 3. If a rooster sat on a TP roof and laid a egg which way would the egg roll? 4. If it take 5 minutes to dry a t-shirt on a clothes wire, How long would it take to dry 5 t-shirts?

Here are 4 simple Questions to check how intelligent you are, I'll post the answers later. 1. What weighs more, 10 pounds of water or 10 pounds of rocks? 2. If a electric train is going at 50 mph heading East from West which way would the smoke go? 3. If a rooster sat on a TP roof and laid a egg which way would the egg roll? 4. If it take 5 minutes to dry a t-shirt on a clothes wire, How long would it take to dry 5 t-shirts?

LOOOOL Ismahan... You're cute.

LOOOOL Ismahan... You're cute.

Like what...females have a lot of diff. body parts... ...like fingers, nails, nipples, and so forth...what upsets you the most that guys talk about...lool...i am not tryin to be funny but guys talk about girls' body 24/7. [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 03-11-2002).]

Ismahan, absolutely right. Answer: I ask either of the computers, "If I asked the other computer which door to open to exit, which door should it answer to open?" And then I would open the opposite door. In this way I can find the correct door because: 1) If I'm talking to the truth telling computer, then it will tell me what the other computer would say, which would be a lie. So the door indicated would be wrong. 2) If I'm talking to the lying computer, then it will lie about what the other computer would say, which would be the truth. So the lying computer would still indicate the wrong door.

Ismahan, absolutely right. Answer: I ask either of the computers, "If I asked the other computer which door to open to exit, which door should it answer to open?" And then I would open the opposite door. In this way I can find the correct door because: 1) If I'm talking to the truth telling computer, then it will tell me what the other computer would say, which would be a lie. So the door indicated would be wrong. 2) If I'm talking to the lying computer, then it will lie about what the other computer would say, which would be the truth. So the lying computer would still indicate the wrong door.

Kudos to you girl.

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly dude. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him. The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?" "Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?" "Well, I dunno. What do you charge?" "I get $100 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there..." "$100!?! For a handjob? Are you nuts?" "You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside. "I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me, it's worth it." The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This hand job was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life. The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her. "Last night was incredible!" "Of course it was. Just wait til you try one of my blow jobs..." "How much is that?" "$500" "$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!" "You see that apartment building across the street?" The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash for that building? with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth it." Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice. The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. "I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some *****?" She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street, here between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that island?" "Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!" She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a *****, I'd own Manhattan!"