Would Somali jointz count?

Would Somali jointz count?

Few mo' jokez to get ya laugh on... #1 Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, Resusci-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci-Annie was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying case. The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of my classmates gently shook the doll and asked "Are you all right?" He then put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing. Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed, "She said she can't feel her legs!" #2 New Principal As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school's long time Custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?" The Custodian looked at him gravely... "We trust them with the children, don't we?" #3 "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?" "One half brother and two half sisters."

lol...stay away from 'em lies...

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick." On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: "Well, just how sick are you?" "Well" the employee sighed, "I'm in bed with my sister!"

Need lyrics for that song...BILAAJO HOOSTEEDA... And any of the Aweys Qamiis and Aamino Camaaro...i'm fillin' their jointz... Thanx.

LOOL HIBO...lol @ psycho...that was funny...

looool...iskoobe...that was even more funnier...LMAO...

See...what happened was...long time ago...there was a man livin' in East Africa...some where on the Gulf of Aden...and saw this gorgeous brown skinned...maxaa gaagalay ah...girl, and he had game, too...so, he approached the girl and asked if she wanted to make some family...you know...and so she agreed on...and out the blue sky...a Somali person was born...at the time, the word somali was unknown...however, later on the centry, a villager who used to play the drums...made these wierd sounds...and it when some like...SO-MA-LI-YA...and so the villager adopted this name... ...so make the long story short, my friends, we are Somalis...I mean how did white Europeans came about...or even Arabs came on earth...Allah created us...obviously everything...our descendants are Somalis...how about that...?

True...hibo. What bothers me or rather annoys me is when I'm drivin' down the road...and some Somalis are keep starrin' at me...like they neva eva seen a human before. And it's not just the roads...but elsewhere, too..like at the malls...and restaurants/shoppin' places.. You look (maybe a sec..) but dont stare...na mean. Specially if I'm wit a female...they just stare atchu and talk aboutchu later...this needs to change...am I right or wrong.. ONE LUV.

Truly...very true... I like that...

Three old men are at a health institute for a memory test. "What's three times three?" the doctor asks the first old man. "Two seventy-four," he replies. "What's three times three?" the doctor asks the second old man. "Tuesday," he replies. The doctor figures he's in for a long morning. He turns to the third old man and asks, "OK, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," he replies. "Yes!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Easy, Doc. I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

lol...that's helirous... cant believe they had the nerves to complian...shooot...I'd be like...where's the manager...

Snake?...that's nasty...what did you do afterwards...?... I haven't aten any nasty food yet...but is anyone cookin' nasty food...holla so I can sample it...lol...ya rite... I ordered a combo from Taco Bell once...it was a beef taco...but it looked nasty as funk when I tried to put some hot sauce in it...yuck...so then on...I stick with chicken and fish from fast restaurants... Here lizard, lizard...lol...just a joke.

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave. The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed." ------------------------------------------ "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?" "One half brother and two half sisters."

Whatchu ya'll gonna do on your spring breaks??? What are some nice places to go to and kick it...any major thangs goin' zone... And if you already had your spring break...what did you do...besides sittin' home and watchin' soap oprahs... 1 luv

Whatchu ya'll gonna do on your spring breaks??? What are some nice places to go to and kick it...any major thangs goin' zone... And if you already had your spring break...what did you do...besides sittin' home and watchin' soap oprahs... 1 luv

You see LeftC, Islam is like a big house. And every house has to be build with pillars and the foundation. And you have to build the house with RULES. The Pillars are the rules and when you build your house, you must follow the rules. The five rules of Islam is: 1). To Uphold the code of strict Monotheism. Not to accept any partners with God, Not to Worship anything along with God, not to say anything about God that you have no right to say, Not to say He has a father, a son, a daughter, a mother, a uncle, a aunt, a board of trustees; To bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Almighty God. 2). To observe the prescribed prayers. 3). To pay the prescribed charity 4). To Fast the month of Ramadan. 5). To perform the Pilgrimage. One may ask the question, Isnt this difficult? But it is not difficult, not to those who open their minds and open their hearts and ACCEPT the truth. I put the matter before so you sentence yourself. You take the sentence that you want. You sentence yourself to PEACE and PARADISE or you sentence yourself to CONFUSION, FRUSTRATION, AND HELLFIRE and punishment. You ask yourself, Do I bear witness that there is only One God? And if you ask yourself that question, you say YES I BEAR WITNESS. Do I witness that if Muhammad is who has been explained that he is the messenger of Almighty God, YES I DO BEAR WITNESS. If you bear witness to that, then all of us are Muslims. AND PLEASE DONT RELY ON THE MEDIA B/C ARE SOMETIMES MISLEADING AND INACCURATE. GO BACK TO HISTORY AND LEARN ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. FIND OUT WHY THESE BLOODY PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE MENTIONING ARE BEHAVING THE WAY THEY ARE. FIND OUT THE EFFECTS B/C EVERY CAUSE HAS AN EFFECT. am i right wrong?

ISLAM is derived from the Arabic root "SALEMA": peace, purity, submission and obedience. In the religious sense, Islam means submission to the will of God and obedience to His law. Everything and every phenomenon in the world, other than man is administered TOTALLY by God-made laws i.e. they are obedient to God and submissive to His laws i.e. they are in the STATE OF ISLAM. Man possesses the quality of intelligence and choice, thus he is invited to submit to the good will of God and obey His law ie. become a Muslim. Submission to the good will of God, together with obedience to His beneficial law, i.e. becoming a Muslim is the best safeguard for man`s peace and harmony. Islam dates back to the edge of Adam and its message has been conveyed to man by God`s Prophets and Messengers including Abrahim, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad. Islam`s message has been restored and enforced in the last stage of the religious evolution by God`s last Prophet and Messenger Muhammad. The word Allah in the Arabic language means God, or more accurately The One and Only Eternal God, Creator of the Universe, Lord of all lords, King of all kings, Most Compassionate, Most Merciful. The Purpose of Life: A Muslim, like myself, believes that the purpose of life is to worship Allah. Worshipping Allah does not mean we spend our entire lives in constant seclusion and absolute meditation. To worship Allah is to live life according to His commands, not to run away from it. To worship Allah is to know Him, to love Him, to obey His commands, to enforce His laws in every aspect of life, to serve His cause by doing right and shunning evil and to be just to Him, <b>to ourselves and to our fellow human beings.</b>

lol @ EESHO...ama be a bald head and sit in front of ya... Whatchu mean by Bald guys...you mean bald-bald with no hair at all meaning HAIR wont grow back...or just the style...?...

A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: 1) religion 2) royalty 3) sex 4) suspense The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

LOL Honesita...what would I do without ya. Devilish... That's about it...Honesita said it. Also try Franklin U and DeVry...?...correct me if I'm wrong again girl...I'm new to the city...so, i'm just guessin'

LOL Honesita...what would I do without ya. Devilish... That's about it...Honesita said it. Also try Franklin U and DeVry...?...correct me if I'm wrong again girl...I'm new to the city...so, i'm just guessin'

If you're just about in Columbus area... OSU!