MAN!!!....ya'll are some cartoon maniacs...ha ha Oh well...my vote goes to "TOM AND JERRY" Alarm baan kubuuxsan jiray...so I could watch this particular cartoon...when I was growin' up...I still do this sometimes...sike...

MAN!!!....ya'll are some cartoon maniacs...ha ha Oh well...my vote goes to "TOM AND JERRY" Alarm baan kubuuxsan jiray...so I could watch this particular cartoon...when I was growin' up...I still do this sometimes...sike...

Thought it was necessary to pass on this one too....like it was passed on to me...salaam

...Thought Might Interest Ya'll. From: Somalious BismAllah - hir - Rahman - nir - Rahim Enes Ibn Malik reports that a Bedouin came to the Messenger of Allah and greeted him in the mosque. The Messenger of Allah asked him where did he come from. The Bedouin said:"I came from far seeking answers to some questions".Our master told him to ask his questions": I wish to be an intelligent man, what should I do? Holy Prophet Replied, "Fear Allah". I wish to be a loyal servant to Allah and do what He wants me to do? Holy Prophet Replied, "Read the Qur'an." I wish to be enlightened and have peace of heart? Holy Prophet Replied, "Remember Death". I wish to be protected against enemies? Holy Prophet Replied, "Trust in Allah". I wish to follow the Straight Path? Holy Prophet Replied, "Do good to others for Allah's sake". What should I do so that Allah does not abase me? Holy Prophet Replied, " Do not respond to the desires of your flesh". I wish to have a long life? Holy Prophet Replied, "Praise and thank Allah". I wish for prosperity? Holy Prophet Replied, "Be in a state of ablution at all times". How can I save myself from the hellfire? Holy Prophet Replied, "Protect your eyes and your tongue and your hands and what is below your waistline against evil". How can I cleanse myself from my sins? Holy Prophet Replied, "Shed tears for what you have done and repent by undoing what you have done wrong". I wish to be a respectable person? Holy Prophet Replied, "Then, don't ask for anything from anybody". I wish to be honorable? Holy Prophet Replied, "Then don't divulge the wrong doings of anybody". What should I do to protect myself from the tortures of the grave? Holy Prophet Replied, "Recite the Surah Mulk". What should one do to be rich? Holy Prophet Replied, "Read the Surah Muzammil". How should I calm my fear of the day of last judgment? Holy Prophet Replied,"Remember Allah before you eat anything and before you sleep". What should I do to feel the presence of Allah when I make my prayers? Holy Prophet Replied,"Give the utmost care in taking your ablutions and in being clean and pure. Forward this e-mail to a number of people you know and by the grace of Allah you will be blessed for each person you forward this e-mail to Insha-Allah. [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 04-19-2002).]

lol...i wouldnt know about P. Diddy... ...i think he's just A-American mixed wit some Puerto Rican....but i wouldnt know...lol i heard that dude from Boyz II Men ...you know...i dont know his name... ...maybe Shawn Stockman...looks like a somali dude... See ya.

lol...i wouldnt know about P. Diddy... ...i think he's just A-American mixed wit some Puerto Rican....but i wouldnt know...lol i heard that dude from Boyz II Men ...you know...i dont know his name... ...maybe Shawn Stockman...looks like a somali dude... See ya.

lol...i wouldnt know about P. Diddy... ...i think he's just A-American mixed wit some Puerto Rican....but i wouldnt know...lol i heard that dude from Boyz II Men ...you know...i dont know his name... ...maybe Shawn Stockman...looks like a somali dude... See ya.

lol...i wouldnt know about P. Diddy... ...i think he's just A-American mixed wit some Puerto Rican....but i wouldnt know...lol i heard that dude from Boyz II Men ...you know...i dont know his name... ...maybe Shawn Stockman...looks like a somali dude... See ya.

Hi. [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 04-09-2002).]

#1 An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught." #2 The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. No, it's actually worse than that. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in advance."

Wiil-Waal, good question. What is your opinion on this subject? My future wifey has to be a doctor in order for her to make more money than I...or somethin' similar... And if she's a doctor, great. If she makes or earns more money than I do, it's definitely aight. Back in the dayz though, men used to feel uncomfortable and insecure when their spouses earn more money than themselves, I think this still exist but most of the times, it's not a big issue. I would be happy to marry a lady who makes/earns more G's than I do...but the question is, where would I find her...?...lol See ya around the NOMAD ZONE

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar...riiiiight. ...nice excuse, but try hard next time...and read the topic question again waryaa...loooooool. you crack me up homez.

What kind of style or clothing do you recommend to that would attract you? Dark colors? Solids? Collared shirts? What kind of pants? Shoes? Accessories like watches etc? And still try not to spend a fortune! And just curious, does a man in uniform have any advantages and if so, what uniform is the best? Thanks.

Well...One look is worth ten thousand words...so...just give that sexy, bomb azz look...you know...lol ...And that ni99a will follow you home...or rather stalk you...lol...

========================================================== IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST GRACIOUS THE MOST MERCIFUL THE ISLAMIC SOCIETY OF GREATER COLUMBUS ========================================================== Assalaamu 'alaikum, Interesting reading: http://ummahnews.com/viewarticle.php?sid=2331 Wassalaam.

Excellent...nice job.

A friend of mine emailed it to me...and she cracked me up wit her jokes...check it out... {{{{{{There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one". She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bast**d ," she screamed at him,"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."}}}}}}}}}}}}} [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 04-07-2002).]

Very true...well-said Safi. And Papa misleads the American citizen and manipulates the facts about the Third World using his sophisticated technology...the media. Regrettably, Papa uses American taxpayer dollars to finance the mass murders of innocent Palestinian civilians including men, women, and children.

Take him and the girl...to MTV's...Dismissed...you that show?...and then...drive him wild..and crazy...right...then he'd dismiss that other girl...for reals...and that's how you'd win yo game... other than...my friend..is a total gentleman and he's single and got class...I'd hook you up...if interested... Good Luck Boo.

Whoa...loooooool....that was another good one...you know...i like jokes on Somali ppl...even though 'em jokes aint true about them...itz just funny...

LOOOOL dang...that's a funny one...i like that... Welcome to the zone by the way....

waryaa...anaa aqaan...for real...sun bayrabaan in ay nooqasaan...iska jira...open ya eyes very, very wide... ...just kiddin'...is the rash isnt it..(from Giego commercial)lol....but on the real note..i dont know...maybe itz genetic thang like my sista SouL_LaDy said ...but if ya'll work out and go to gym...i'm sure ya'll can get BIG...ni99as would say sorry when they see you...cuzz you BIG like that na mean... [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 04-04-2002).]

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Waryaa Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar...ka xishood gabadha aight...show her some L-U-V...peace

Would Somali jointz count?