Ismahan, Congratulations!!! Love seeing my Somali people becoming successful and moving on top. It's a undescribable feeling, if you'd ask me. Again, good luck to ya'll.

Ismahan, Congratulations!!! Love seeing my Somali people becoming successful and moving on top. It's a undescribable feeling, if you'd ask me. Again, good luck to ya'll.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop do to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?" Funny Pic.

I havent taken mines yet...but they should be okay. No big complaints. Wish all ya'll good luck. Also, good luck to all the high school students who are taking some sort of final tests or what have you.

I havent taken mines yet...but they should be okay. No big complaints. Wish all ya'll good luck. Also, good luck to all the high school students who are taking some sort of final tests or what have you.

LOOOOOOOOOO....LMAO... That was helirious....dang..

YA'LL...I WAS TRYIN' TO GET SOME IDEAS FOR LITTLE BABY GURL NA MEAN BUT YA'LL F***ING CRITIZING AND SHYT...OH WELL... BESIDES, I AINT INTO NO HOMO SHYT...I AM ST8

Taking from: Islamway.com Another view of marriage. If you had a husband whose responsibility it was to pay for all your costs, provide you with suitable housing, pay for all your children's expenses, provide you with social recreation as well as treat you kindly, patiently and with justice, would you cooperate with him? Would you try to make him happy, respect him and forgive him for any wrongs he might do? Along with that, you would have the right to earn and keep your own money and he wouldn't have the right to tell you how to spend it. You could be a millionaire but he would still have the responsibility to pay for all your needs. Doesn't that sound great? It happens.

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Taking from: Islamway.com I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without stopping to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had .. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people, out partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, ask forgiveness from Him, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...... IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR GOD. [*]So REMEMBER : Quran [14:22] : " And Satan will say when the matter is decided ( The Disbelievers entered the hell ) : "It was Allah Who gave you a promise of Truth: I too promised, but I failed in my promise to you. I had no authority over you except to call you but ye listened to me: then reproach not me, but reproach your own souls. I cannot listen to your cries, nor can ye listen to mine. I reject your former act in associating me with Allah. For wrong-doers there must be a grievous penalty."

It's Just Amazin' And Beautiful! Allahu Akbar

<font color="blue" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"8" PPL, I'M JUST TRYIN' TO HOOK MY SISTA UP WIT YA'LL IDEAS NA MEAN...!

<font color="blue" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"8" PPL, I'M JUST TRYIN' TO HOOK MY SISTA UP WIT YA'LL IDEAS NA MEAN... !

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My new work philosophy: Always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And remember... When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off. Now get back to work!

Mine would be WHITE PEOPLE who have what I call "DOUBLE FACEs" or rather different personality. For instance, they smile and show you some or little respect, but then, they TALK about your back...I hate that... Like my co-workers would talk about their boss behind his/her back...but when they're wit them...they talk nice behave appropriately... Dont get me wron'...I'm not hatin' on white folks who have good manners or what have you... I just don't like people who talk about other people's back.

ME: totally against it...except somethin' like towards marriage or what not... but like...nice guy said....hell nah...lol and I wouldnt want to date my best friend's little sister either....it's somethin' like brotherhood I guess...

ANOTHER JOKE... Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end." The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes." The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours." The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?" "I wiped my hands on the drapes."

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived! I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. (P.S. Sure is hot down here!) Shelly

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself,"...lets her. A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her...gets mad. A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she get mad...says, "Now what are you mad about?" A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she get mad, and he says, "Now what are mad about?" says "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."

~Asalamu Alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatu~ ~**Salahadeen**~ Known to the West as Saladin, Salah-adeen Yusif ibn Ayoub ibn Marwan was born in the year 1137 in the region of Iraq. Famous in the Western history books for his encounter with Richard the Lion heart, he is very seldom portrayed in his true light. It is said that he was of good build, with a bright face, sharp eyes and a dark thick beard. In terms of his-character he is famed for his courage, strength of Iman and love of reading Quran. He was noted for his eloquent speech and mercy to his people. Although tough with the non believers he respected their creeds and allowed them to worship freely. Many of them holding good positions during his era. Salah-a-deen died and was, buried in Damascus on the 4th February 1197, he left behind nothing more than 47 silver pieces and one gold coin. During Salah-a-deen's lifetime the Muslims had become - much like they are today disunited and subject to humiliation from foreign powers, namely, the Christians. The following is an account of how Salah-a-deen set about liberating Palestine from the Christian crusaders after he had united the Muslims under his leadership. In 1169 Salah-a-deen took rule of Egypt, thereafter he set about improving its situation and uniting the State. After he had established his army in Egypt he proceeded to unite the various smaller Arab States that had become semi-independent states. In particular he annexed these States surrounding Palestine. Salah-a-deen considered it first necessary to unite Muslims before he could challenge the Christian kingdoms in the Holy lands. In 1187 the Christian King of Karak, who was called Arnat, attacked an innocent group of pilgrims travelling to make the hajj. The attackers, showing no mercy, plundered, tortured the men, dishonoured the women. Whilst killing the pilgrims Arnat said: “Go tell Mohammad and ask him if he can save you.” This event brought to an end a period of temporary peace that had ensued between Salah-adeen and the Christians who were occupying Palestine. Salah-a-deen who had always longed to free Al-Quds (Jerusalem) and Al-Aqsa Mosque, was now presented with the opportunity to face the Christians. When the news of this event reached Salah-a-deen he hid his anger and sent a polite message to King Arnat. In the letter he asked him to respect the peace agreement, to free all the prisoners and to return whatever he had stolen. The King however refused Salah-a-deen's request. This left Salah-a-deen with no choice but to teach the King a good lesson. After preparing his army in Damascus, in March 1187. Salah-a-deen proceeded to Karak. After taking Karak Salah-a-deen decided to move north towards Tabarieh to assess the reaction of the Christian armies. The Christian army collected at Nazarate under the leadership of the King of Jerusalem. The battle commenced in May 1187 and ended in complete defeat for the Christians. The Christian army, now strengthened with reinforcements - including Richard the Lionheart - were bent on seeking revenge. It appeared as if the whole Christian army collected at Safarid. Salah-a-deen, however, was always one step ahead of them. He decided to avoid Safarid and attack Tabarieh first. Salah-a-deen's plan was to force the Christian to leave their positions in Safarid so that they would be tired and exhausted by the difficult journey. In July 1187 Salah-a-deen destroyed Tabarieh. Forced into leaving their positions Salah-a-deen's plan worked perfectly. The Christians wore bulky armour and heavy weapons, the intense heat and lack of water combined with the difficult terrain, weakened and exhausted the Chr istian soldiers. And what was awaiting them? Well prepared Muslim fighters willing to die for the sake of Allah. On the 4th July 1187 the Christians paid their highest price to date. The Muslim army had surrounded the Christians and when the heat was unbearable and the fighting at its peak, Salah-a-deen gave orders to set fire to the grass and shrubs surrounding the enemy. Their suffering complete, Salah-a-deen inflicted on them a resounding defeat. After this defeat the Christians amassed a strength of 50,000 fighters to do battle at Hiteen. The Christians lead by the Kings of Jerusalem, Karak and Tripoli were again defeated badly. Many of their princes and knights were taken as prisoners. It was Allah’s will that Salah-a-deen should meet face to face with King Arnat of Karak, the butcher of innocent pilgrims. Before killing him with his own hands Salah-a-deen told him he was killing him for defaming the honour and dignity of the Prophet (saw) and for the murder of innocent Muslims. From Hiteen Salah-a-deen opened the Castle at Tabarieh. He then moved on to Akka and on a Friday he opened it peacefully. After performing the first Friday prayer he left the city to his son Al-Abdal. Salah-a-deen then proceeded north to Sida and Beirut. All this occurred in one month. At the outset Salah-a-deen's goal had been the liberation of Al-Quds, the eradication of the Christian Kingdom and the uniting of the Muslim Ummah under his Islamic leadership. With Jerusalem his target he moved to Askalan. This enabled him to cut off Jerusalem from the Mediterranean sea and by so doing isolating Jerusalem. He accomplished this on the 5th September 1187. Before moving on Jerusalem he arranged with the well known Egyptian sailor, Hussain Uddeen El Hajeb, to move the Egyptian navy close to Palestine so as to prevent the Christian navy from approaching the coastline. On the 19th September 1187 Salah-a-deen approached Jerusalem and proceeded to lay siege on the City. He bombarded the City with fire and projectiles until the Christians surrendered. The Muslim army led by Salah-a-deen entered the City peacefully on Friday the 2nd October 1187. He replaced the Cross with the Islamic flag and took down the large cross from the Dome of the Rock, all traces of Christian symbolism was removed from Al Aqsa Mosque. Salah-a-deen expressed in the most practical way the kindness, and mercy of Islam when, at the peak of his victory and power he gave freedom for all inhabitants of Jerusalem to leave the City unharmed. When the Crusaders conquered Jerusalem in 1099 the streets of the City flowed with the blood of 70,000 slaughtered Muslims. After Jerusalem, Salah-a-deen opened negotiations with the Christians to leave the Islamic lands. The last stronghold of the Christians, Akka, was removed by the hand of Salah-a-deen's successor Zahir Babers. In reflecting upon this short glimpse of Salah-a-deen's life there are a number of points that come to mind. Firstly, it is important to remember that the Christian presence in the Middle East had remained unchallenged for over one hundred years. The Muslim states were divided and were in a period of unmistakable decline. In many respects there is a certain analogy with our situation today. However there is one major difference. In Salah-a-deen's days the system being applied by the Muslims was Islamic, but it had lost its dynamism. What was needed was a man of Salah-a-deen's intellect, character and determination to bring the State back on the right tracks. Today however a man of Salah-a-deens, character is not enough. Because now there is no Islamic system no matter how ill in itself - so simply to bring a leader in isolation of the system will not achieve the result. So it is no good to look for a man like .Salah-a-deen, we have to build first the system that can allow that ascent to take place. Secondly, Salah-a-deen correctly analysed the correct way to rid the foreign presence from Muslim land. Before engaging with the enemy he imposed his dominance on all the smaller governates. Only after he had unified the Muslims under his leadership did he engage the enemy. Today we are faced with the Jewish presence in our Holy land of Palestine. Unfortunately the Muslim Ummah is being ruled by extremely weak and puppet governments. Where Muslims have engaged the Jews they have done so under an insincere leadership. Leaders such as Nasser, Sadat, Assad and Hussein have connived with Israel not to allow the sons of the Muslim Ummah to undertake a true Jihad. Israel, for example, would not have dared to enter Lebanon if they had any uncertainty of the faithlessness in Islam of Assad and Hussein. Faced with this situation what should we do? Salah-a-deen showed us the way. We have no doubt that the true believers will crush the Jewish presence once and for all. Indeed this is the fulfilment of Allah's promise through his Messenger Mohammad (saw): "THE HOUR SHALL NOT OCCUR TILL THE MUSLIMS FIGHT THE JEWS AND THE MUSLIMS KILL THEM, SO MUCH SO THAT THE JEWS WILL SEEK SHELTER BEHIND STONES AND TREES, AND THE STONE AND TREES WILL PROCLAIM '0 MUSLIM, 0 SERVANT OF ALLAH! THERE IS A JEW BEHIND ME, SO COME AND KILL HIM! THE EXCEPTION WILL BE THE GARQAD TREE AS IT IS A TREE OF THE JEWS." On the authority of Abu Huraira (R.A.) related by Bukhari and Muslim. However, under the present leadership there can be no doubt that a true Jihad will never be waged. As Salah-a-deen concentrated on unifying the Muslims before fighting the Christians. We have to establish the rule of Islam by the re-establishment of the Khilafah before we fight Israel. Only when the rule of Islam has been established, and Islam becomes the guide, motive, and driving force of the Ummah can the problem of Israel be solved. However, this does not mean that the fight against the Jewish State must stop, or that making peace with Israel is allowed. Neither does this mean that all attempts to liberate the Muslims holy land is destined to fail. By way of a final word, when Sadat visited Jerusalem to conclude the Peace agree- ment, the Imam of Al Aqsa Mosque questioned the purpose of his visit, saying "This Holy place was opened by Khalifah Omar, liberated by Salah-a-deen, in which way have you come Sadat ?". <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com ffice ffice" /><o ></o > Al-Fajr Magazine, August 1986[/i] [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 04-19-2002).]

Yes Indeed, Very Truthful and Persuasive!!!

MAN!!!....ya'll are some cartoon maniacs...ha ha Oh well...my vote goes to "TOM AND JERRY" Alarm baan kubuuxsan jiray...so I could watch this particular cartoon...when I was growin' up...I still do this sometimes...sike...

MAN!!!....ya'll are some cartoon maniacs...ha ha Oh well...my vote goes to "TOM AND JERRY" Alarm baan kubuuxsan jiray...so I could watch this particular cartoon...when I was growin' up...I still do this sometimes...sike...