I was gonna say Doc. that your aproval rating was going down...if u know what I mean...

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine. 8. If I think it's mine, it's mine. Funny Pic. :cool:

I'm wit anybody that wins. Can u feel me? Besides, I dont follow up wit Soccer Teams but wit the team who has the ambition to win...the World Cup. Peace and Love.

This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." His friend replies, "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression." Smiley face roadkill ----------------------------------------------- $ THREE'S COMPANY TOO $ A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. She replies, "Ours is prettier." Friday's Almost Here!!!

Lakers will win game 6 And then they will go to Sacramento and win game 7...bringin' home their championship once again...like last year...remember that. :eek: P.S. Why does it have to be "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP" since they haven't played Somalia yet? Does that make sense? For a team to be declared as a "World Championship," they have to play with at least some part of the world, am I right or wrong?...It's a wierd thing I tell ya. :confused:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband." Hot Dog!! It's Friday![/b] [This message has been edited by Abdinuur (edited 05-17-2002).]

In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Sahih Bukhari Volume 8, Book 73, Number 90: Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "Beware of suspicion, for suspicion is the worst of false tales; and do not look for the others' faults and do not spy, and do not be jealous of one another, and do not desert (cut your relation with) one another, and do not hate one another; and O Allah's worshipers! Be brothers (as Allah has ordered you!)" Sahih Bukhari Volume 1, Book 2, Number 53: Narrated Sa'd bin Abi Waqqas: [/b]Allah's Apostle said, "You will be rewarded for whatever you spend for Allah's sake even if it were a morsel which you put in your wife's mouth."[/b] __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Just For Husbands! Mona Abdussalam Comments?: http://www.interactiveislam.com/html/article.php?sid=16 Have you cleaned the house? Is dinner ready? Have you fed the kids? Did you wash my clothes? These are some of the questions that women hear, day in and day out, from husbands who assert that wives are nothing more than servants and baby machines. But a wife is neither. Nevertheless, amidst busy schedules on the parts of both women and men, some husbands forget the real reasons behind marriage and likewise the rights of their wives. Subsequently, they deprive themselves, their mates and their children of the happiness and tranquility that is the bedrock of a successful family. This unbalanced vision towards a couple's ideal relationship is bad enough to plunge the family into a situation laden with troubles and worries. Even among religious families, you will find some husbands who still do not have a proper understanding of rights of their wives, nor a clear vision of the intended relationship between a married couple. It is both painful and distressing to see a Muslim husband practicing Allah's orders on the one hand, but forgetting to follow His guidance regarding how to treat his wife. Outside the home he is kind, patient and smiling. But, as soon as he returns home, the smiling face becomes angry and sad and the kindness and gentleness turn into nervousness and adversity. He starts shouting and screaming his orders at his wife. He forgets that although he faces many challenges and pressures outside the house, his wife can also be overwhelmed with the housework and her responsibilities to the children. He forgets that she also needs rest after a long day of working. Although his duty is to work outside the house and to provide for his family, a wife's role inside the house is not any less important. On the contrary, her role is often more important as she is the one charged with raising the children and guarding the family. We often see this scenario: A wife feels tired and asks her husband to help her with the cleaning, washing or cooking. He refuses, as though it is shameful for a man to help his wife. Doesn't he know that Prophet Mohammad (pbuh), the most beloved person to Allah (swt), helped his wives with the housework? Doesn't he know that Omar Ibn al-Khattab provided recipes to a group of women in order to teach them how to cook? Could Omar teach others if he himself did not know how to cook? No husband, regardless of how much work he has, can ever be busier than our Prophet (pbuh) whose duty it was to spread Islam. Likewise, no one is busier than Omar who had to bear the responsibility of a Khalifah. It shocks me to hear that some wives have never heard a loving or appreciative word from their husbands. When asked about the person he loved the most, the Prophet (pbuh) did not hesitate to name his wife, A'ishah. Thus, he declared very clearly, that a husband should not be ashamed of loving his wife or even of declaring that love in front of other people. It is also painful to hear that some husbands do not speak to their wives or spend time with their families, under the pretenses of a busy schedule and da'wa work. While it is noble to be involved in da'wa outside the home, it is also necessary that the wife and children also be recipients of a husband's efforts. I wonder how married couples can live without ever talking or spending time together or how they can feel happiness and tranquility with this gap separating them. Who else can share in happiness and sadness better than one's wife? Who else can encourage one to confront the challenges of life with perseverance and patience? Who can listen and keep one's secrets better than a wife? Who can help renew iman and intentions better than a wife? The Prophet (pbuh) taught us that the best among men is the one who best treats his wife. Shouldn't we follow the Prophet's example in every issue of our lives? The Prophet (pbuh) spent time with his wives, talking to them, laughing with them, and even playing with them. He listened to his wife, Om Salama's (raa), advice in the Hudaybiya conciliation, when she advised him to start shaving and butchering. It was her mature advice that solved the predicament and protected the Muslim nation. So why have we strayed from that example? Raising children is not just the mother's job, as some mistakenly think. It is intended as a mutual responsibility to be shared by both parents. Everyone has his/her complimentary role to undertake regarding family. There is no doubt that the mother bears the bigger burden of responsibility, but the role of the father is likewise important and has tremendous effects on the stability of the family. Children need the presence and input of a father. They need him to ask them about their homework, help them memorize the Qur'an and understand religion. They need to feel that he is there for them. Dear husbands, your wife is your partner, your other half and your life mate. She can be your hassanah in this world and "the blessing of your life," but only if you give her the chance to be. She is the one who can bring a smile to your face and dry the tears of pain from your eyes. She has the potential to provide your family with iman, happiness, encouragement, and patience in the face of challenges you may face. Your wife is always ready to sacrifice everything in order to bring happiness and success to the family. No one can claim that marriage is always blissful or that there will never be any hardships to face. But, if the basis of the relationship is strong and if each person has a clear vision of his partners' rights, then challenges can easily be overcome. I do not mean to blame all husbands for the problems facing couples today. I am addressing a specific type of husband within the Muslim community: the misinformed one who does not understand that a happier and stronger Muslim family can only be built under a strong partnership between the couple. Allah (swt) says in the Holy Qur'an, "And among His signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquility with them, and He put love and mercy between your (hearts): verily in that are Signs for those who reflect." (30:21) Source: Interactive Islam ________________________________________________________________________________________ Every society (or community) reproduces itself first and foremost through the family institution. Though, nowadays TV plays a key role in shaping the child's personality, it is still presumably under the control of the parents. Recognizing the importance of the family, Islam puts all the responsibility of molding the child's personality on the parents. Narrated Abu Huraira : Allah's Apostle said, "Every child is born with a true faith of Islam (i.e. to worship none but Allah Alone) but his parents convert him to Judaism, Christianity or Magainism. In a verse that summarizes and emphasizes the parents' responsibility, Quran instructs us to save our children from Hellfire (which means to raise them as committed and obedient Muslims) "O ye who believe! Save yourselves and you families from a Fire whose fuel is Men and Stones" [66:6] The process of raising children starts well before the child is even conceived. Indeed, a true Muslim family is a prerequisite for a true Muslim child. And the most efficient way of teaching is by example (you can tell people to do as you do; you cannot tell people to do as you say). However, observance of basic religious duties (prayers, fasting,.) does not make the family a true Muslim family. In addition to be a good role model for their children, parents need to educate themselves about the scientifically proven methods of parenting. But care must be taken to learn these methods either from Islamic sources or on the light of the teachings of Qur'an and the Sunnah (the tradition) of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). We have to learn how to link our children to Allah (swt), how can we instill in their hearts the love of Allah (swt) and His Messenger (pbuh); how to teach them gentleness, kindness, love, and respect; how to train them on Salat and charity; how to select good friends. However, none of this can be achieved if we don't spend time with our children. -From The American Muslim Magazine

hmmm....i'll stick wit the Jewish women...jk ...i have this great one about somali women, but i guess i'm gonna have to wait...i know...be patient...lol

To me, sexy is an educated woman. Sexy is someone that is unique and happy, someone that is genuine and confident...sexy is when a woman wears her clothes in front of my me... To me sexy is when my woman whispers in my left ear telling me you know what... ...to be continue ----------- "Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife." By a married man...lol

I feel you Dr. Saida, PhD. I took Geography few semesters ago, and I A's it...I'm telling doctor, it was very interesting course and plus my professor made so much enjoying and well, interesting. Good luck to you...and everyone else.

Very truthful!!!

Kowneyn, Very profound dialoque. I enjoyed reading it and I appreciate you taking your time for putting this together and forwarding it for many people like myself. Again, thanks. Peace and love.

WOW! That pretty much explains what women say when they say whatever they're saying, huh...?jk

Well, if I could re-write history, I would make every women a queen...lol...nah, that's too much! But on the serious note, if I could re-write history, I would mix the English alphabets....whatchu think? Mmmmmm....and maybe, just maybe, I would appoint a young female to rule a small country...like a president or what not. ....I know.... ...to be continue

LA to da fullest cuz. Even tho' I dont live in LA anymore, I still got nothin' but l-o-v-e for my LA soljas. Best luv goes to Phil for his successful work!

Lakkad, No my friend, I didnt came up with it. In fact, I've used quotation mark, I dont know if you see it or not, but that quote is from Groucho Marx (1895-1977, American Comic Actor). And you have an enjoying summer, too sxb.

That was very profound! ----- If anyone tells you someone has changed their character; don't believe it. ---Prophet Mohammed (pbuh)

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women."

COME ON GUYS; LET'S BE MINDFUL OF EACH OTHER'S OPINIONS. WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO PROVE HERE, IF WE ARE JUST ARGUING AND NOT RESPECTING OUR VIEWS AND ATTITUDES? LET'S TRY TO BE LEADERS AND SHOW GOOD EXAMPLES, CUZZ THERE ARE OTHER RACES/NATIONALATIES WHO VISIT THIS FORUM AND SIMPLY LISTEN TO OUR JOKES, OPINIONS, OR WHAT HAVE YOU. P.S. We are all different and have different ideas, beliefs, attitudes, values, different way of communicating, and so on...and we need to recognize that. Salaam.

I'm just laughin' my mind out... Cushtic_Cutie, you made me laugh, and also you're absolutely right...people need to understand to spell the word Somali correctly, and I'm not pickin' on you either, Amina. Now, I'm just wonderin' and curious as COMMONSENSE is...who is "us"...who are you representin' girl? If you clarify that, then, maybe it'll make sense a little. Thanks.

U know....I wonder why!!! We're becoming too materialistic I guess (bling, bling), but I'm worrying about my tuition now...it's getting way out of control, and can you believe that they just increased it....dang, that's so not good!

Shout Outs to all my BIO majors. I'm doing Biology.

Honesty.

She is my right hand. She is my backbone. She is my companion. I think only of her, Speak only to her, See only her, Touch her, Breathe her, Desire her, Dream her, Want her In a word, I LOVE HER. I love her with out question, without calculation, without reason, good or bad, faithfully with all my heart and soul. I love her because it would be impossible for me not to love her. I love her so passionately, that I hide great part of my love, not to oppress her with it.