في واحد معاه أرنب يبي يبيعه جاه واحد محشش وقال له بكم القرد ؟ رد عليه .. ياخي هذا أرنب مو قرد .. قال المحشش يابو الشباب أنا أسأل الأرنب ماسألتك looooooooool I found this one online. Not bad...lool@ I am asking the rabbit not youuu.. salaam

either I did not comprehend what you wrote there or it wasnt funny to begin with.. let me try to translate.. so a guy comes home late his sister opens the door and he slaps her and goes why are you late?? Where is the humour in that??.. or is محشش drunk guy? even then drunk guy slapping his sister is not really funny? anyways, I used to read arabic jokes back when I was in elementary school. It is been so long. I will have to look it up if i can find anything funny that I can share ... salaam

lool nin xadka ka quruxbadana ma fiicna waxba iskuma dawanasid ee murayada ayuuba kula share gareen 24/7 meshu adiga ka dawan laha baad arki asago leh Dont I look hot in front of the mirror..mid in yar ka qaabdaran baa markasta la raadsada....but not too ugly like handsome but not as pretty as you typa idea lol..u always gotta be the center of attention ...thats my 2 cent advice lol... salaam

^^nin miyaad qurux kaliya ku raaci leheed islamlura walaal... walee adaa cirka roob ku og loool..But, I would be a lier if I said I did not look for looks lol but you know looks alone wont pay my bills so gotta think ahead... So if he is young and decent looking and has lacag fiican there is room for negotiation... but if he is handsome and broke? maxaan u sheegi loool salaam

LMAo@ she doesnt even remember her login name... mashallah wish her all the happiness that life can bring =)... btw thanks for the duca we wish you one that doesnt look for a rich man and who is happy with your broke a-ss and your 10 year business plan lool...ahem joking I mean I wish you a pretty nice educated religous good sister who will make you happy. Insha'Allah... salaam

The friend and not the guurdoon guy would speak to the girl LOL. LOOOOOOOOL intaas ba i dishay...I literally fell off my chair. So why is the friend talking?? I MEAN if she likes how the friend talks they gonna set another date right and is this time the guurdoon dude gonna talk? lets hope so thats the case mise if she likes how the friend talks the deal is closed and they gonna have the meher taasba baaba dhiba..loooooooooool by the way, aniga shukaansigi hore ayeeyday iga shekeeso baan ka hela ma aqaan waxaad mesha so qortay...wax horena wax kama ogide waxbaad so aliftay baan is idhi. Waqtigi ayeeyday gabay baa la isku tirin jiray ninka gabadha gurigeed intuu usoo dhowaado ayuu gabay u tiriaya markaasay yaduna gabay u tirisa...saas bay isku shukaansan jireen.Shukaansigaan mid ciyaar ciyaar ah ma aha yacni labada qofba wa laba qof oo yagaan say hadal wacan oo gabay ah oo miro wacan leh oo xikmad ku jirto ku heesaya ( I sometimes wish I was frm that time...if i was good at gabay that is loool..it is soo much funnnn).. salaam

^^ ma anoo walasha ah baa Gollum ila damacday allah maanta baáy what kind of a muslim brother are you lmaooo (Do you want me to have nightmares for years to come ilaahay Gollum ima so xareeyo xita haduu billion dollar haysto..he is sooo uglyyyyyyy)..miyanan odhan he has to be handsome and rich..so how did you miss the handsome part loool.... I want perfection....as for chasing dollars?? thats a bit too much I dont need to chase anything....mid lacag leh oo handsome ah will chase me..so I dont do the chasing part walaal ma ila fahantay. salaam p.s I am going to stop trolling on the girl's thread. Ms moons asked for advice abt her wedding day..

lol@ smell my neck..ewww!! yeah I once had their alarm off too but they didnt check under my hijaab just touched my hijaab, in fact the lady politely asked me if she can touch my hijaab. and she just touched it pretty fast and I was not offended by it not really it wasnt like someone who just took thier time it was pretty quick. Anyways, this guy was saying the other day his mother was woman-handled and it was quite personal like she really kept touching her all over his mother was pretty irritated.... I guess most people would opt out of the body scanners and rather be patted down but that too is not really much of an option.. salaam

^^beerka jecli xeydha jecli ah ? lool what exactly is that? elaborate...hahha I am not for arrange marriage dee dont get me wrong. All I was saying is it is not such a bad idea for those who choose it and that it comes with certain advantages... haye Ismalura dont exclude me dee I am on the same page more like the same sentence too Dhibaatada waxaa waaye the Faraxs oon rabin iney effort galiyaan iney gabar hadal wanaagsan kula hadlaan of course oon been ku jirin, zero game ayaa idinka keeneysa "shukaansi is boring". Go figure ..lol NNC yarka ka qalee dee waabad u dhameesee. Tan kale wa la ii xareestay buu yidhi marka mid zero gameka ku xareesatay buu helay game waxba ugama baahna wuu ka socday lool.. salaam p.s Ismalura, I knoow I gotta be extra cautious about my 2 cents till I find a rich farah then we can invest his money on any business you advice me on haye lool..till then!!!

Adam, I thought earlier you implied we were gold diggers and now we gonna end up with broke handsome men...xagee wax ka qaldameen ... Ismalura, how can a handsome man compensate for being broke? sorry count me out...he better be handsome and rich...wax la dhaafayo ma leh lol salaam

loooooool. I call for an anger management course...ASAP

I don't speak Sawahili but this is one song that I like...check it out. I was told he is singing and in love with a deaf girl. Priceless..

Hees qayra caadi ah.. ha hungoobin waligaa hoyooy ha hanqaadin waliga hoyooy noloshana meshii roon akhirana janadii... Saado way ku mahadsantahay heesta wacan ee nosoo bandhigtay...walahi it touched my heart..I am in tears.. Oz love the song you posted. Thanks.. salaam

Both options are humiliating...not much of an option ehhhh... salaam

Scroll up like 6 posts and ull c my answer. Woman you need glasses lol..you can borrow my ayeeyo's laakin so celi... And, it is not the same. I know you dont wanna blame no one neither do I. But, the truth is with arrange marriage families will be supportive and come to help you out when you have issues as opposed to when you bring ur own guy markas hoyada ka sug "naa adaa awalba waxan keenay is dabar". Anyways, I am not encouranging arrange marriage. Just saying...in fact I prefer my issues to stay my issues without any interference from family or anyone else for that matter. Like if you cant work your issues then too bad families intervening wont make anything better. Like they will try but at the end of the day it is up to the couple to work their problems out and if they cant do that ...dadka kale is daaya in ay ku dhahaan waxba ma taraso. salaam p.s I think we officially hijacked the brother's post and been trolling loool...wa ka baxa shekadan...

sounds more of a business transaction than anything else to me lol..Anyways, it works for some and who knows maybe at times it is better than the person you find for urself on your own....at least kan raad lo raaca jire. Kan banaanka kasoo xareesanasid yaa ka masuul ah oo bari lo danbi sheganaya lol.. so both sides (arrange marriage vs your own option ) come with advantages and disadvantages I guess.. salaam

are we talking abt hassan samatar.... was just listening to his song ma somaali baa tahay. Love that song... sorry totally random has nothin to do with the discussions above... salaam

Even though you have never dated with this person, you pretty much know the person's bad and good personalities so you make your decision based on that You actually dont know anything other than what your parents and her/his parents told you..which is kinda exaggerated and if you base your decision on that then you are doomed for a disaster. Waligayna islaan somaliyeed wilkeeda wax xun ka shegasa maba arag..sometimes wa yaaba dadka islaam ma aha lol..yacni adoo so taagan ba lugu faannina qof aad ogtahay wuxu yahayba. And, am not just talking about grown men even their young kids..islaan somaliyeed oo aad ilmaheeda wax fiican moyee dhahasa wa qaldanyahay ma arag...and based on that I will never believe islaan waxay ii sheegto... Unless you do a real research and the person is very involved at school msa/community events/ mosque or you know many people that know him etc..then maybe you will find more valid/balanced view on who they are....but never trust a family's view on their son...wa daadax bay ku dhahaya xita haduu gangster yahay surwaalka tafta haysta.. my thoughts.. salaam

^lol@ dhibka wa kanada..waxaad ila eegtahay kuwa moda gabadhaha qurbe in ay ku washeen...so adigi laha my wife is not from back home? sheeko waaye I still have a feeling you shipped xalimo from Somalia just my gut feeling loooool...

^^inteena candianka ah what kind of business baan bilabana? warka cadee...and then I will let u labadeeda shilin in aan la diyaar ahay loool p.s. dnt gotta problem with working from home..are we gonna make million dollar laakin? loool!!!!mise labadeeda shilin uun rabta in aad iga gubtid..I only invest if it will make money sidi shekadii juxa mise mid kaluu aha kolay sheko carabiyeed nin yidhi war so adigi aminay lacagtu in ay dhasho amin in ay dhimatayna...hahah so long u aint wasting my money baby girl count me in...

lol@ already in love with you...laakin wixi logu shekeeyay kolay markay kula nolaato ogaanasa ma aha..yacni not you persay..but in general when someone is fed too much huhaaa iyo amaan qayra caadi ah qofku wuxu yahay bari waad ogaan say somalidu dhahdo war jira cakaaru imaan..better to just get to know the person and just you know so they know this is what they get later on no surprises...As oppose to if a parent or a relative paints u in good light and exaggerate every good thing you ever did ten fold lol..taasi wayba adagtahay sida loga so baxayo.. salaam

^loool I don't know mommy found a rich farah for me yeey I am not sure I wanna give up on that. Just kidding girl I was just puting that question forward for discussion purposes thats all...and you are kinda right if that person is someone who's from a family your parents are close to....like if u ever have a problem you are causing too much issues btw ur parents and their good friends. Not worth it... It is better melaha mid kasoo xareeso hadaad nacdidna bacda madow u tuur saas somaha inadeer loool salaam

^lool hesti gold digger maa no shiday..cheap farah

Ismalura lol axadkan miyu family aheen markaan idhi I mean dont you consider him a family and that you should make sure he is there for you...and yeah hopefully he will have a family too lol that can help u out. Ameen... waan qoslay marka tidhi ma ana aqaan. Ilaahay ba og sax. Insha'Allah khyr... between I had this lengthy discussion today with a good bangali friend of mine and she was pro arranged marriage and she was like saying its the best option blah blah...what are your thoughts guys on that subject? I personally was always against it..and still are to some extent.(but note we are talking about your parents suggesting someone for you and you getting to know before you decide anything so this is clearly different than forced marriage).. your thoughts salaam