Originally posted by ORGILAQE: >THIS IS GOOD! > >"I can't pee out of it," LOOOOOOOOOOOL this is very good!!HEHEHEHEHEH Yeah,I think you have a big problem if you can't pee out of your ear!!

The point of the joke is that the Polish guy doesn't know english very well so he was asked if his wife was a nagger (meaning she nags too much),but he thought he was being asked what "color" his wife was.And that's why he says,"No,she is white." Kinda makes the joke less funny when you analyze it like that,but just wanted to explain.

Originally posted by Fidel: Banaadir (my birthplace and my favorite) cities: only know xamar cadeey. maybe afgooye? How about Muqdisho ?Does that city ring a bell?

poor b*a*s*t*a*r*d That's what happens when you take too much.I mean 11 WIVES???? 77 CHILDREN??? Is he nuts? At the most,he should've taken the Islamic limit of 4 wives. I got 1 wife and 4 kids and I think that's enough.

Originally pos.ted by ORGILAQE: I thought he was taking the piss Just what the hell does that mean?

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: Is your wife a nigger? It's supposed to say "Is your wife a nagger " But funny anyway

That's pretty funny Girl was going nuts,thinking her whole life out just because of salaams

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: And I beleive the date is wrong as this years february had 28 days. Even if this years february had 29 days, there is still no February 31!

Originally posted by Femme Fatale: 3) Like an overripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor. That is such a beautiful description!!

Since we're all giving ourselves new nationalities,I wanna be Icelandic!!

Originally posted by Foxy-brown: *If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. that's a good one lol

Originally posted by Se7en: quote:Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by SOO MAAL: "But I think it is also important to recognize that the underlying causes of this are not a police action or a police policy or procedures, but actually the fact that we have terrorists using suicide as a weapon on the streets of London and below the streets of London and that is the context in which we are operating." Which means,"it's not our fault,it's the terrorists fault." Isn't there a thread going on about this problem right now?

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: :mad: :mad: :confused: :confused: :eek:

TEMPTING: The ergonomical motives pertaining to inviting nervous guests

Since you said don't ask,I have to ask.WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????

Yeah,and then I'd know who gave me one star for my first vote

Using the big words now,are we?Ok then... PARANORMAL: police are rampaging around Nebraska obtaining revitalizing medicines and lotions

LOL the woman in the first pic looks like she's gotta go REAL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD And these people know nothing about hygiene.Why do you think yeast infections and other disgusting things like that are so common in North America? If you got pee-pee or poo-poo on your hands or face,would you just wipe it off with paper?

DECADE: Double edged cardboard also deters elephants

Why can't you grow bananas over here?Is it too cold?Wrong climate?

KOOL Thanx guys,LOL Iwas just bored last night and couldn't think of anything better to talk about.For your guys' generosity,I give u all 5 xidigaha!!

As for housing and job market,Calgary,Alberta has got all these other cities beat!!All kinds of jobs and apartments here,rent is relatively cheap (average $700 + util. or maybe just elec.) and it is VERY,VERY easy to get low-income housing,if you call $39,000 a year(to qualify for 3 bdrm) a low income!!Plus we have 2 big masjids and Islamic school.As for youth and nightlife,I don't know.I'm an old man LOL,but we have Calgary Soccer Center,at least.So come on down to Calgary and move into the Dixon of Calgary,Shaganappi Housing!!The only problem is that all the Somalis are going to Edmonton!

While going through the new posts of the day in SOL,I came across something so very disheartening that I had not bothered to look at before until today.A massive wave of emotion flooded over me as I struggled with what words and adjectives to describe how horribly bewildered,shocked,and deeply saddened I was at receiving this horrible,horrible news.3 people have rated me and I only have 2 stars!! I seriously,honestly thought that I was a nice guy.I thought I was at least 3-star material(violin plays in background) So please SOL nomads,please, I ask you to look deep into your heart,nay,your soul and give me a higher rating.If this keeps up,I just don't know how to go on.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Fartuun I think u got ur answer loud and clear!!!! Next thing u gonna show up in a dirty movie ( and no,everyone,they are not different things,they are both XARAAM) and complain that somalis are disgusted with you and wonder why!! Are u really that d-u-m-b to complain about xaraam things to Muslims?