Orgilaqe,what problem did you have that you needed to call the mental health dept.? LOL just joking.

I keep forgetting that they censor that word!!! I meant to say, "s-t-u-p-i-d white man"

LOOOOL @ Elysian,you should've told him to go to Muqdisho as soon as possible so he could start "capitalizing" early!!! Don't worry,I'd find out about it when I read in the newspaper "****** White Man Shot Just Outside Hotel in Mogadishu"

LOOOOOOL that Admin's baby face must be the most intimidating baby i've ever seen.We were talking about this new mall and about Columbus and all of a sudden,there's the face of FEAR staring back at us!!LOL gave me the chills.But seriously admin,I think you should keep this thread,it's one of the few good ones

PI ,I think you missed my point.We all have to meet our Lord, the Most High,one day,and it won't be pretty insha Allah if you knowingly concealed a horrendous crime,even if your own mother did it.Do you think your mother will help you on the day of Qiyaamah?She'll have her own problems on that day and will maybe even turn against you.So if that were to happen(a family member committing a crime and I knew about it),I would most definitely turn them in.It would be better for both of us in the long run because if you think nobody knows what happened except for you and your relative,well Allah SWT knows everything.Don't worry about the black people in jail,worry about yourself.Most of them wouldn't help you in any situation anyways.If it were an accident,like the example you put forth,your mother still needs to pay the diyah,so there's no excuse to hide in any case.

You guys give bad advice.The prophet Muhammad SCW said,"If my own daughter was caught stealing,I would have her hand cut off."I can understand you all think it doesn't apply in gaalo countries,but I don't think it makes a difference because sharia law is not just meant to deter people from committing crimes,but is also a way to seek forgiveness from Allah,because if get punished in this life,then you won't be punished(insha Allah) for the same crime in the akhirah.And as Muslims,we are supposed to uphold a very high standard of living,much better than the kufaars.Even most kufaars won't protect their own family if one of them committed a crime,so you want to be worse than them?Acuudubillah.

I think my worst habit is that when I see a stranger in the horizon,I urinate on the fire. But seriously,I smoke.Very bad habit,and expensive,too.

Originally posted by Jomaana: i have never ever seen a deserted downtown like downtown columbus. You never been to Calgary, have u? But seriously,the mall and the website look good!! Congrats,Maxamed cadaan,on the website,and finding the truth(Islam)!!

I think for women,27 is the oldy age,because that's the age that they inexplicably stop at.It's like they never get any older!!Ask any somali woman who is visibly older than,say,40,her age.She'll say,"I'm 27."

Hyuk!Gawrsh y'awll got them fancy book-learnin' and that college edjumakeyshun and sh*t.I never made it outta Grade 4

Originally posted by P_508: Chicken, He is the Man… The tasty man!! What does a suntanned blonde have in common woth chicken? The white meat is the best part!!

Originally posted by Pucca: Edmonton: hmm, thats where all the somalis have suddenly rushed to right *cough* welfare ? :rolleyes: *gag* Screw Deadmonton.You guys come to Calgary.We got a better hockey team

Note to self: 49 continuous hours of video games is the LIMIT...

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Feels nice to have the forum all to myself tonight. WHOA! You will soon,when I go to SEEXO

First this was about some Bluetooth crap in Sucuudi and then people started talking about inbreeding and doing math equations and talking about screwing your own sister and sh*t....this is turning out kinda like Jerry Springer...

I thought I heard this somewhere...I downloaded this off Kazaa!!Good song....it's hot.

LOOOOOOOOOL @ that little bast*ard....hehehehehe "does the carpet match the curtains?"

Kufaars always use that kind of terminology...."escaped death","cheated death","kicked death in the balls" But the reality is that no one can escape death.If you didn't die in that accident,OG_Moti,then you didn't "escape" death,it's just that death wasn't coming for you.But try telling that to billions of gaalo

The name "abiid" just goes to show how far some arabs have strayed far away from their diin,which originated right in their own country.No one is a slave,but to ALLAH SWT

200 posts eh?So ya think yer tuff now,eh?Just joking.You're moving up in the SOL world.But you shoulda kept that avatar of the pig.It looked cool and worked well with your name.

Originally posted by Foxy-brown: Good Lord May have mercy on your labo kumi iyo tano advice..... LOL you guys must be some CHEAP A$$ psychiatrists!!

What the hell do you need the new year for to make resolutions?That's what kufaars do.As for me,I'd love to stop smoking,but that's easier said than done,so one of these days,insha Allah.

Originally posted by Ducaqabe: I prefer Somali_Anything than Somali_Arab. Somali & Arab can't be in the same basket. OK then,how's about Somali-Mongolian? That's what I wanna be!!You can all start callimng me Genghis Khaalid!!

UUUUUUFFFFF I'm feeling kinda queasy after seeing that pic LOL The rest of that chick's face is pretty disgusting too,she's got zits around her mouth and sh*t.....I hope none of you other guys are eating right now....u won't be eating for long!!

ASIAN LADY: U want eat?Good food!!U hungry.U eat!!Good food,chicken feet.Pork soup.Strange noodles.Good!!You!Eat!Now!You get strong!! BISHAARO:Ummmmmm... *starts heaving* Actually,I'm not hungry anymore...actually,I think I need the bathroom....Ummmm....Gotta go!!! *starts running for the nearest bathroom*