Originally posted by young_gal: The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!" The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this guy don't take no sh*t from no one!

That's right.We would have heard of this a long time ago if it were true.

Originally posted by Gediid: Spill them beans kulahaa did you all hear of the cambaro with the hunchback or the cross eyed farax or the one with the PME(premature ejacualation)or how bout the one who did time for stealing the condoms and this I'm sure yall will enjoy the Cambaro caught exposing herself on TV (talk about want of publicity)....... No,I didn't hear about any of these....Please, tell me more,I like to hear about those kinds of things... But I have heard of and seen pictures of somali's whose face has been put on naked bodies(usually ugly fat bodies) and posted on the net because the FOOLS send their pictures to people they don't even know on Paltalk...Anyone ever heard of Cambaro Calooley?

I have my own quote: "Worse things have happened to better people" I think of that when something doesn't go according to plan.

Originally posted by HornAfrique: Truth be told, some of our buddies are probably even laughing about our misfortune, in a sneering "you-got-what-you-deserved" kind of way. Damn,this John Dougherty guy is a friggin genius,I tells ya!!Sign this Einstein up for a course in rocket science cuz he's in the wrong field with all them brains!!Ahem....Sarcasm aside,he hit the nail right on the head with that statement

OK,maybe you actually think that itis a love song.Well,I guess it is a love song....a ghetto love song. I've always been a sucker for songs that pay tribute to the artist's mother,such as.... 2pac-Dear Mama Gettostar-Mamma Spice Girls(don't laugh)-Mama Snoop Dogg-I Love My Momma

You can't tell me you ATLiens ain't got no buses to get around...

Notorious B.I.G.- Me and my B**ch

FF...Where do you live that there's no black people,and why haven't you gotten the HELL outta there yet?

I don't even answer the bloody phone in my house!!What do I need a cell phone for then?

Originally posted by Goonle: Athletes foot or a rash in the groin area Definitely a rash in the groin area.I don't know what it is about rashes that bring out the best in me..... Abdiqaasim or Abdullahi Yusuf(meaning who is the better president,not because of qabiil)

Most of these rappers talk about Islam and thank Allah SWT in the liners in their CD's,such as Busta Rhymes,Cappadonna,and so on,but I'm not really sure if they truly are Muslim or just doing it to look cool or continue a trend.

Originally posted by Castro: a gallon of gas is $3.50. Holy sh!t. We in Canada could only dream of $3.50/gallon gas.Here in Calgary,we pay $1.10 per litre now and that works out to $4.16 a gallon.

Originally posted by Haddad: You can compare similarities or differences between cultures, between religions, not between a culture and religion. Sure you can,if part of the culture being compared is Xaraam,such as female circumcision

Originally posted by Animal Farm: we eat banana with everything, You forgot about limes,too!!

Admin asked me to change my name(maybe it was too long?) so I changed everything,just so y'all know.

Poor old man's probably gotta wire his jaws shut whenever he leaves the house,so no one will rip that sh*t right out of his mouth and head str8 for the pawn shop!!

Once you're addicted to anything,it becomes really hard to quit,not only because of the physically addicting properties of whatever it is,but the addiction(or,more appropiately,Shaydaan) also messes with your mind,telling you things like "you can't quit" or "it's too hard to quit,besides,you're gonna die someday anyways",and so on.It's a whole negative situation from all sides,and the best way to quit,is to never start.

Prince's Island Park is a good place to run in Calgary.Some nice scenery,lots of bike and running paths,and there is an outdoor stage on which K'Naan recently graced with his presence!!Just watch out for some nutcases on bikes....A 9 year old girl got literally plowed by a cyclist,breaking her leg,and the b*a*s*t*a*r*d didn't even stop!!

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: Hey Liban, I was looking for King Khalid songs online for a bit now, until I came across your link to allsafari.com, they actually have the entire album. Just wanted to say thanx for the link. You're very welcome,LayZie. I knew this was a danish website,so I kinda figured they were in some scandinavian country.I just can't get the song outta my head..... "Mamamama maaa maaaaaaaa,mamamama maaa maaaaaaa....."

Who cares about Australia anyways? They're just a cheaper,knock-off version of the Brits!!

Originally posted by Final_Say: hey at least u know what area's to look in now thats if ur even in london No,sorry,I'm in Canada.Guess I'll have to bite the bullet,buy a plane ticket,and fly over to Toronto and stop by Somali Hall of Fame....but seeing as I can't afford it,I'll just watch it on the 'net for free!!

Where is Djibril Cisse from anyways? His name is spelled with a D in front of the Jibril,does that mean he's from Djibouti?

Originally posted by The Flipmode..: Please avoid turning this thread like an argument thread...let it serve it's intended purpose.. Couldn't have said it better myself....It looks like Johnny just wants to argue

these guys in case no one knows