Originally posted by TRUTH_BE_TOLD: Alexus the marines get ur back let him not scare you. lol.... LOL maaaaan the marines need to stop helping xaliimos on somali websites and get their a$$e$ into Somalia and help fix the damn country!!

Maybe because jaad is legal in UK?

Why are you guys drinking expensive sh*t coffee anyways when you could be downing Timmy's coffee by the litres(gallons for you nomads in USA)!! I am disgusted,betrayed,and bewildered,by the way,Pucca.Tim Hortons has good cookies,too!!

Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by TRUTH_BE_TOLD: Not to disrespect anyone i think there should be sepration state and religion. I do too, TBT . You guys are both wrong.There can never be separation of religion and state because what would the point be of having Islam in the first place?Leaders of Islamic countries have more of a duty to their subjects than just balancing the budget and building roads and cutting taxes etc. They are also to encourage them to be good Muslims and to rule by the laws of Allah SWT,because Nabi Muhammad SCW said that anyone who rules by laws other than what Allah revealed is a disbeliever.There is a great deal of responsibility associated with being an Islamic leader(caliph) as evidenced by Umar bin-Khattab RA ,who used to say "I wish I was dust!!" due to his responsibilities. And it doesn't matter if the leaders of today are corrupt or tyrants,Allah told us to be patient.Besides,if they don't rule according to the laws of Islam or are hypocrites,that's their punishment in the afterlife,not ours.We only need to be worried about ourselves and our soul and do good deeds according to what we can do.

Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by liibaan: Next thing we'll see is the first "muslim" porn star I can think of at least two. Even way back from the 1980's. Don't ask how I know that. LOL Man u serious? I'm thinking of cheesy names for a Somali porn star now in my head. How does "Rooble Rambone" sound?

Originally posted by mojam: Don't mean to get off topic here or anything like that but this is funny. Here in Canada most gas stations don't have a way to display 100 cents on their price display. Since gas prices are now over 100cents/ litter, most of them leave it blank. Others have bought displays with 5 character instead of 4. A lot of gas stations in Calgary have just put up "14.4 cents" on their display,cuz there's no room for the other "1".Nice to think as if it was true,but it's not.

I didn't bother to read the article...I'm too manly for that....reading long,boring articles is for sissies!!

Next thing we'll see is the first "muslim" porn star

Libaan, You must be one of those airheads that has changed their nick so I don't recognise you. C'mon now,I'm the artist formerly known as waryaa! 2 cent? I wish I knew what you are on about. I have a difficult thing trying to comprehend thuggish talk. "Giving your 2 cents" means to weigh in with your opinion in the topic being discussed.Guess your not majoring in ENGLISH ,wherever you go to university. And thanx,by the way,I've never been called a thug before, it's nice to know i have some street credibility now!!

E)Attempted sodomy Ni99a watch out,them dudes hanging at the somali mall are mesed up.You won't believe what they are capable of. [/QB] Holy sh*t :eek: :eek: Man,if they're like that,I ain't never gonna go to Karmel Place

I can't believe this topic went on for 9 friggin' pages!!! I'll give my 2 cents(again): If you like your women looking like Michael Jackson,go ahead,that's your choice.But it ain't my choice,I like my women natural .Nothing fake.Except for maybe nails,I don't mind that. Lexus/Delta/Lexxy/ALexus(you change your name so much,yet it's still the same),that ain't right,that if a woman wants the best for her son,looks aren't everything.If she's got lighter skin,she could still be a sharamuuta.Or a b*tch.Or a retard.Diana won't make you a better woman.

hamarey.com music download page I found this site a while ago because I was tired of looking on WinMX and Kazaa for the same old music,the users on there only have so much somali songs. But here,you can download whole CD's from King Khalid(under the title "Dur Dur-Hanaan Wanaag"),or Xassan Samatar,Cajiib,and others.So,enjoy!! I remember Layzie Girl talking about looking for King Khalid's CD,so there it is.You can download it for free,instead of buying it.

Originally posted by Cawo: The media described the situation in New Orleans as something similar to a "Refugee Camp" in a Third World country and that’s how they will be treated. Like it or not. Rapes,killing,stealing....Exactly the same thing that happens in Somali refugee camps.Yep,I would call them refugees. Now they know what Somalia has gone through for too long now.

I can imagine a large percentage of the american soldiers in Iraq are black as well,interesting that they are very enthusiastic to sign up and fight for their "country",yet they still get treated like sh*t back home.Let's see how many of them are still cying out "We are American!!Let's fight for our country!!"If they were smart,they would be fighting against their country.

Originally posted by hamza_w: This one's gotta be my favourite pic....Where does the road go anyway?Is that Somalia's only highway?

heheheheheh LOL

Originally posted by shyhem: However i just found that, i have the following in my records a) possesion of cocaine b)Illegal gun possesion c)attempted abduction D) attempted rape E)attempted sodomy f)Burglary and many other felonies. Shyhem,buddy,I need a favour from you.I got these irritating neighbours,and....you know...I need you to OFF them!!

1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to watch football or drink beer (maybe khat for our men). Hockey,in my case. 3. Career success is entirely based on your ability to impress your boss. Basically,it is where I work. 5. Any act of male stup!dity (e.g. walking across a clean floor in muddy boots, putting the dog in the dishwasher, etc.) will be met with a wry smile, not genuine annoyance/anger. I only wish that would happen. 9. Elderly relatives NEVER suffer from senile dementia. I'm reminded of Grandpa Simpson right now. 10. Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and beautiful. I have never seen an ugly Swede. 13. Both men and women find driving deeply pleasurable, never boring or stressful. LOL, tell my wife that. 14. Men are inherently lazy/slobbish; women are the reverse. That is true,most of the time.

Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by ALexus.: It's extremely said for those black people living in America believing they would be consider the same as a white folk. I guess it's about time black people to open their eyes. Wait, don't tell me! You suggest they use Diana to solve their problems. Oh, and stay out of the sun too. LOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE Fidel,man,U killing me right now!!!!!I just can't stop laughing!!

I think she's cute and definitely beauty pageant material,but what's the point of saying she's Muslim... Like we're all proud that a Muslim sister has thrown away Allah's (SWT) glorious revelations just so she can compete with other gaalo's to see who is more "beautiful"...Looks,intelligence,and attitude are all factors in defining beauty,but so is Iman,Modesty,shyness,and Taqwa.So I would tell all you guys ,don't be proud of her because she is Muslim...That's like being proud of your brother cuz he can drink more beer than all of his buddies!

Masha Allah,masha Allah. Congrats and may Allah give you both happy marriage,Amiin.

Looks like although Fidel Castro is portrayed as a man who doesn't care about anything but keeping power,he does seem to care more about his people than Bush does.

Well,first of all the word "scientists" does not start with "C",it starts with "S".....Therefore,the room should be called "Computer Scientists Corner(C S C!!!!!!)"

Originally posted by young_gal: "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. "That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!" LOOOOOOOL@Have a Nice Flight

Truth be Told/US Marines....You sound like a spokesman for George Bush