I don't see what's the big deal if the bro wants 2 wives....All the women in here are jumping up and down and fuming like they're married to this guy already!!"Be a man!!" and blah blah blah....Naasir,walaal,if you really want it,and you think that you can fulfill the Islamic requirements for such an arrangement,then go for it!!Whatchu axe-ing us 4?

Originally posted by Foxy: (Gary) Go drink some tea - whore. (TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE I really liked this one!!!

Caano is right....the best way to quit smoking is to never start.It's a waste of money,bad for your health and your breath,and there is no benefit at all to it.I wish I listened to that advice when I was 14...

Castro,what the hell did you do to piss off the U.S. gov't like that?And yet they still let you live in Texas!! [ September 26, 2005, 14:25: Message edited by: Admin ]

It's truly a sad story and insha Allah those responsible will receive their reward on a Terrible Day for them.But there's no point in saying "If only he did this" or "If only he did that"....He is dead and hopefully said shahada before he died.

You forgot about rule #5: You have to be a complete and utter RETARD

Originally posted by Northerner: Some wonderful transitions to Islam,,,, quote: They began calling me seedi (‘brother-in-law’) Masha Allah....The sad part is that they wouldn't call him seedi in Muqdisho anymore,they would call him "easy money" and kidnap him...

Sheherazade ,man,what can I say,you've got a lot on your mind.Too many questions for me.But I'll tell you this much,personally,I believe that women are more important than men in a Muslim society because while men are mostly just outside doing their work,bringing home the bacon,and then coming home to eat dinner and watch TV or go out for coffee(or qaad) with friends,the women,whether they work or not,are the ones that are entrusted with teaching their children the basics of life and watching over them as they mature into adults themselves,and basically moulding them into what they will become.We men are primarily there to provide them with the necessities of life,like food and shelter.I will always thank my mother for the things she did while I could not take care of myself,and I will always insha Allah make sure my wife feels that the work she does is greatly appreciated,because I don't know how I could raise my children without her. As for the status of women in Islam,I feel that women have it quite well,seeing as they don't have to work outside the home(How many men do you know that jump out of bed at 6:00 am,singing and dancing because they just loooooove to work?)While women have the burdens of childbirth,deep sleeps shattered by the sounds of a hungry newborn,and other child-related hardships,they can essentially relax after the children have left the home and started their own lives,really they just have to cook,clean up a little bit,look half-decently good for their man,and that might take 2 hrs or so.Meanwhile,the man is still plugging away at his job for the usual 8(or more) hours,and he's getting older at that time.Not to mention the fact that women have a free week off every month from their salaat and fasting,a little thing called menstruation. So basically,that's my opinion about women in Islam.I know I didn't answer any of your questions,but I don't think anyone except Allah can give you the answer you really need.

LOL@ siesta prez....Congrats Rudy on Mod status in Jokes section!!!This is perfect for a joker like yourself!!

F$%&%$ sh*^ a$$ %$@!@!!!@#()&^%$%$#@.... Ahhhhh,that felt good.

I give up on this thread.I thought I could maybe show people why we need Sharia law and why it is necessary in a Muslim society.Instead,I see people asking s*t*u*p*i*d questions like "Oh,so you're saying Muhammad is God?"Subxaanallaah!!What the hell is wrong with you,Socod?Muhammad SCW was a prophet sent by God,he made absolutely NO mistakes.It matters not if he is infallible or not.But you're on the losing side of the debate,I know,but you can come up with better arguments than that,can't you?If not,then give up.

Do you think most of the German soldiers under Hitler's Nazi regime shared his view of a world without Jews?No,most of them were just doing their job.But that doesn't make them innocent of the atrocities they committed.Same goes for these pieces of sh*t that are killing innocent Iraqi civilians under the cover of giving them their "freedom".

LOOOOOL@Naasir love that fake response...Do what you want girl,don't let no one get in ya way,uh uh!! Seriously,sis,if you ask me,you shouldn't promise to marry anyone unless you're ready at that moment...Don't lead him on,saying,"I'll marry you after i finish school",if he asks,say"No,I don't want to marry you,I want to finish my school first".And if he asks you at that time if you want to marry after you're finished school,tell him,"ask me when I'm finished"

Originally posted by Katrina: I found other things to occupy myself with (counting seats, stars, bugs on the ground, gossip, etc.) other than watching fat men in tights spitting every friggin sec!! At least they're fat north americans in tights instead of fat brits and aussies in tights!!I don't know why,but I just find British and Australian accents to be very annoying

You're right sheherazade,I should leave the dead with their fate that they have already reached.But I think it is just pathetic what some people do and think it is the right thing to do for themselves and their family.

I don't know about anyone else,but I've got Lloyd Banks song "On Fire" stuck in my head now!!

Welcome,welcome,soo dhowoow to a great place to talk about whatever.Like I always tell the newbies,I hope you like to argue!!

Is there something I missed between last night and this afternoon?The categories are all mixed around now and Rahima is the only moderator for General Forum.Whazzup?

Originally posted by sheherazade: he is a coward and will insha Allah be a loser in the hereafter Did that bring you satisfaction? :confused: What kind of satisfaction would I derive from a loser I don't know who has deprived his son of a father?I'm just stating the facts,ma'am.

Well,if all the polar icecaps melt in the next 12 years,that means that at the north pole,it will be above 0 degrees long enough for this stuff to melt,which I am guessing would take a VERY long time.So,why is it that Canada is still FREEZING COLD?

Originally posted by Castro: quote: Allah has blessed us with Islaam and Qadr! Please, get off your high horse for a moment. You think muslims and Somalis don't commit suicide? Think again. That man's actions were the ultimate sacrifice for those he loves. You call it lack of faith, I call it desperation. Instead of looking at the real issue at hand, namely the difficulties immigrants face in a hostile country with hostile laws, you jump the man. I bet you think he's going straight to hell. So not only does he miss out on life here, he will be BBQ-ed on arrival. Please, if you can't offer sympathy, don't offer anything. First of all,whether somalis kill themselves or not,is not the issue.Anyone,whether muslim,kufar,somali,or whatever,who kills themself is a f**king MORON.As for the "ultimate sacrifice" he made,he is a coward and will insha Allah be a loser in the hereafter,we have enough xadiis and aayahs to tell us that,in clear arabic,and when translated,in clear english.Jizakallah Nin cadaan for relating some of those to us. This reminds me of a guy(kufar) I used to work with who was estranged from his ex-wife and 4 kids.His ex wouldn't let him see his kids and used the "perfectly run" Canadian laws(Socod Badne knows what I'm talking about) to keep him from seeing them.He hanged himself,and while everyone else at work were saying bullsh*t like"Oh,it's so sad" and "Poor guy",I was saying "He gets no sympathy from me".Why?Because killing yourself has no benefit in this life or the next.It's a coward's way out. So while you say "If you can't offer sympathy,don't say anything",I say that there is no sympathy to offer.

Originally posted by Salaxuddiin: "Now that Mr Bravo is dead, Antonio at least will have a chance to achieve their joint dream of building a successful life in Britain," wrote The Independent. It sounds like the paper is congratulating the f**king moron for killing himself!! What kind of life will a 13 yr old boy have when he will never have guidance from his father?

Trust me Prof,that discussion about clean water would've led to the topic of money... 1. I own not one,but two piece-of-crap vehicles. 2. I love diet coke and don't drink coffee or tea too much. 3.I love the show "The Critic".That was one funny a$$ show and it's too bad they didn't make more than just 2 seasons. 4.I love hockey,but I think most of you guys know that already. 5.I can't understand why we can't find camel meat in N. America.I mean they can import veggies and fruits from overseas,why not meat?

I am with Shirwac on this one.I don't really believe all this crap about global warming and how it's gonna KILL US ALLLLLLLL!!!!!To me,it sounds like a buncha whining protectionist environmental groups pushing around everyone else and making us all feel bad if we drive a car or don't recycle.Besides,what does it really matter if sea level rises 6 metres?I sure as hell ain't gonna drown(insha Allah)!!

Masha Allah....I'm sure a lot of us nomads,myself included, could use a little toobah prayer,thanx sis!!Jizakallah kheyr