LOOOOOOL There won't even be a trial, just a happy, head-choppin' time if he gets in trouble over children again!! He'll be wishing he was back in America, where he would just have to go through a long, drawn-out trial in which he would get acquitted again!!!

Hahaha I read about this story before and I had a good chuckle, poor guy had no choice but to stick around...

The point is that Somalis aren't just attacking each other anymore,they're attacking people from other countries,and it won't be long before someone gets fed up with it and decides to "free" Somalia *coughBushcough* This might be,in my opinion,what Somalia needs,because they can't just keep making up a new government every few years and keep fighting like there was no effort at making peace.

Now I may be wrong, but I heard that donating organs shouldn't be done because the soul can feel the pain from the organs getting cut out.I heard it's part of the punishment in the grave.That and autopsies are bad. Does anyone know if that's true?

Welcome sis,ASCWRWB.Don't worry,you'll be a nomad,too,after 50 posts.

The bottom,for sure,NEVER from the top. Why is the sky blue?

ASCWRWB Zafir bro,you are most welcome in here!

Originally posted by Femme.: A cock reinforces the poultry world's sexist, male-dominated social hierarchy. "I told you to go get me a beer, woman..."

Now that is just cool!!

Opprobrious? :confused: Meaning "one who tells funny jokes" ,I guess Where did you get those emoticons,SB?They're kool

LOL Foxy,you ain't getting much support from us,apparently. Bishaaro,I guess I got enough junk to keep me warm for these Canadian winters

It's good to see you're still around,bro.Ciid Mubaarak.Yeah,the overall health of our sisters is very important,but the bigger the butt,the healthier,I'm sure you agree

I don't know which colour is exactly the right one,but I like the first one.

As salamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu everyone,have a happy Ciid and Allah SWT forgive us all for our past and future sins.Only 3 hours left and fasting is finished for another year insha Allah....

No,no,no,no,this won't do.I shall not tolerate any exercise related to making butts smaller.Keep'em big and bouncy,ladies,please!!

LOL I'm not that ambitious,but if I ever get to go to Muqdisho,maybe I'll start up a little store insha Allah.I could even open a North american style convenience store.I could call it "todobba-kow iyo toban".Get it?Seven Eleven!!!Hahaha LOL.....OK that sucked,I know...

I don't see why a girl can't ask a guy to marry her,but I can imagine most girls probably wouldn't want to do that,because traditionally,the man is the one to "pop the question",but hey,this is the 21st century and not all girls are the same.I wouldn't mind if a woman came up to me and asked to marry me,cuz then I could act like I'm all wanted and stuff and I could say "sorry babe,I'm taken".I ain't gonna marry more than one,EVER.

It sounds like things aren't looking too good for Somali's over there.Too many are being killed in Toronto.I'm not pointing blame,but I heard Somali's are getting into trouble with Jamaicans and gangs more and more these days,and that can't be a good thing.I just hope Allah SWT forgives them and gives them Jannah,Amiin.

Personally,I would leave Holland just because of its association with that Somali *** ,I trust you know who I'm talking about.Besides,they're probably hunting Muslims down like animals over there because of her. By the way,anyone wanna translate these dutch sayings?

No EID threads yet?There is one now.... Ramadan and Ciid Wanagsan to all of you!!

Nazra......Do you ever get calls late at night and all you hear is heavy breathing.....Please don't be scared....Don't call the police.....That person is only interested in hearing your voice.....Don't worry,I...er...he,won't hurt you....

Originally posted by Don't Kill Xu: Alle D omme I dioten D oen A an S port :confused: :confused: What in the.......?

ADIDAS:All Day i Dream About Sex backwards,Sex All Day in Dad's Apartment FORD:F**kin' Old Recycled Dodge HNIC:Hockey Night in Canada

As salam aleykum wa rahmatullah brother,I hope you are having a good Ramadan. You sent me a PM but I can't reply to you because it says I am on your ignore list.So I'll respond here.The Islamic Information Society of Calgary(IISC) is close to your friend downtown,it's just north of downtown on 4 ST. N.E.Your friend probably knows how to get there. I don't know Muhammad,by the way. Ascwrwb