I have noticed when it comes to Socod Badne and Johnny B, they seem to like to argue over nonsense when it comes to the Qur'an. Whether scientists argue the universe was nothing at one time or if some little piece of crap was there, is irrevelant. The author is simply making the point that the theory of the big bang cannot be trusted or relied upon, because of the simple fact he stated that things do not come together by themselves. They are assembled by human beings, or in the case of the universe and everything in it, by Allah SWT. Actually, the big bang theory may be true, but it was Allah SWT who started it and controls it along with everything else in this universe. So while you two are arguing over bullsh*t like it's unoriginal or what scientists say, our sister is giving us da'wa on a topic of extreme importance. Masha Allah sister, and keep em coming!!

No, they're French. No Somali in his or her right mind would go that far up into Froggy redneck country.

I won't vote for anybody. No Islamic Party, no vote from me. Stephen Harper needs to wake up and realize Canadians(read:Ontarians) don't care about the Liberals wasting all their money, they don't care about accountability, or else the Liberals would have been turfed long ago. They're just afraid of a Westerner getting in because they think he's a redneck American wannabe, and they're probably right, which is why the Conservatives would not get my vote, but if I were to vote, they would probably get it. I could definitely use the extra $2400 a year in baby bonuses, how else am I gonna buy my beer and popcorn? As for the Liberals, I got 2 words: gay marriage. Think about this.....What is the purpose of getting married in the first place? It is done in order to sanctify the union of a man and woman before God(I say man and woman because there is no religion that I know of that allows homosexuality). Therefore, if you know beforehand that God does not approve of your marriage, then why would you bother to even try? Idi*ots. Anyways, that and the whole taxing-every-and-anything-I-own-and-stuffing-their-pockets-with-my-money-that-I-worked-hard-for thing are the main reason why I will not vote Liberal. Jack Layton looks like a real nice guy, but that means nothing to me. If anything, I imagine he would be even worse in the Prime Minister's Office than Chretien and Martin, so the NDP does not get my vote. Green Party? Don't have a full platform, they're only worried about the environment, so they gets none. Bloc Quebecois? Oui oui, mon ami!!! But of course! NOT! Marijuana Party? Hmmmmmmm.......Just kidding!

What a sad cry for attention. Look at me, I wanna be like yooooooouuuuuuu!!! Reminds me of the Jungle Book movie where King Louie sings to Mowgli. Well, we'll see how the Americans "accept" her and I hope it makes front page news when it happens.

Originally posted by Yeniceri: Are you really the guy in the picture? No way, I'm much better looking....

Originally posted by Red sea: Did you know that Somalis are one of only few poeple in the world who can prounce every letter althought it may not be in their alphabetical structure. Forexample Westerners cannot pronounce the letters "x,Q,C" from Somali alphabet. But we can in turn say the letters P, and Z which are not in our alphabets. It's quite a talent to have. Assalamu Calaykum. But you gotta admit the Somali words that were taken from English are quite funny!! Doctor:Dhakhtar Computer:Kumbiyuutar For example

Originally posted by Red sea: Did you know that Somalis are one of only few poeple in the world who can prounce every letter althought it may not be in their alphabetical structure. Forexample Westerners cannot pronounce the letters "x,Q,C" from Somali alphabet. But we can in turn say the letters P, and Z which are not in our alphabets. It's quite a talent to have. Assalamu Calaykum. But you gotta admit the Somali words that were taken from English are quite funny!! Doctor:Dhakhtar Computer:Kumbiyuutar For example

Well, it's that time of year. You know what I mean....The snow is falling(at least in Canada it is), people are doing their last-minute shopping, and the radio is playing some soothing music that takes you away to some far-off place where fantasy is reality and vice versa. Then you change the station and hear some awful noise that sounds like it would drive away most diseases, let alone living animals. Yes, I'm talking about christmas music and no matter how bad it sounds, apparently it can get worse as new songs come out around this time every year that are no better, or usually worse, than the year before. So what's your least favourite christmas song? My vote goes to the acapella version of Jingle Bell Rock i heard a couple days ago, it helped me to lose about a 1/4 inch off the ends of my teeth, since I was grinding them throughout the whole thing. I guess I could have turned off the radio, but something that bad cannot just be ignored....

Originally posted by checkmate: We are aging quite fast, aren’t we? Liibaan: Huh? What did he say? Liibaan's wife: He said we're aging quite fast aren't we? Liibaan: What? Liibaan's wife: WE'RE AGING QUITE FAST!! Liibaan: We're raging like glass? That doesn't make any sense..... Liibaan's wife: Waryaa dhageyso! He said we're aging quite fast!! You need to go get your hearing checked... Liibaan: Oh, OK...now where did I put my glasses?

We can vote for more than one? OK then, on the men's side I nominate Nur, Muhammad, and Castro. On the women's side, I nominate Rahima, Pucca, and Warrior of Light.

Originally posted by Haniif: uchi is right. this type of thing happens. Couple of years back I read about a husband and wife that ran into each other on 'casual encounters' network. Really? LOL Well that's what happens when you cheat, Allah may reveal your secrets!

I actually work in a potato chip factory where they do make bacon flavoured chips and I know for a fact that these ones(at least) contain no meat and are therefore xalaal, because they did use pork in it for a time, but then they realized they were losing Jewish customers because it was not kosher. So they took the pork out and brought in a jewish rabbi who did some sort of retarded ritual, dancing and chanting around it and then left. I was still skeptical, so I checked out the list of ingredients on the seasoning bags and sure enough, there was no more pork! But like I said before, just to be on the safe side, I don't eat it. That's the one!!

I believe that if it says Ok for vegetarians, then it doesn't contain meat and is therefore xalaal. But just to be on the safe side, I'll stay away from it anyways.

I just think that someone's a little jealous they can gain weight while he remains @ 90 lbs.

That is really, really bad....He's just lucky she didn't send him any REAL nude photos of herself and not someone else....Can you imagine?

Alxamdulillahi Rabbil Alamiin, Ar-Raxmaani Raxiim, Maalik yowm-id-diin. I think Allah SWT for letting me get through another year and many more insha Allah. Nothing happened to me personally, other than that I got a better job at the place I work and make more money, alxamdulillah. Now the Calgary housing is kicking me out, cuz apparently now I'm rich So what can I say other than alxamdulillah!!

I would just like to take the time to offer a free meal to all my beautiful xaliimos out there in SOL! A filet-o-fish meal from McDonalds for all of ya!! But only on Fridays, because they're on sale that day....

I can't believe no one has nominated me yet! I have contibuted in so many positive ways and have always though about and cared for the little people, especially the midgets.

Katrina's right....If we look like we're intellectuals philosophizing on.....um.....things, well, it's mostly just our opinions and doesn't necessarily mean we're right, or that we're even smart, for that matter.

Hahahahaha....Ai Bang Mai Ni. That cracks me up every time I see it.

What the hell is with Somali people and Lionel Richie anyways? I just gotta ask. I can't stand the guy, but it seems 98% of Somali people love him. Anyways, back to the music....Do you want slow songs, or are more uptempo songs OK? Cuz I'll say Craig David's Fill Me In, 7 Days, What's Your Flava?

I'll vote for Ofleh/Coofleh/Fidel/Castro. Just for sheer volume, because he hasn't been here a year and has like 1500something posts, and while they may not all be "nuggets of wisdom"(that still cracks me up), some of them are.

Bah humbug!!!There's my opinion of christmas. If they want to celebrate something which is clearly in error, that's up to them.That's my "respect" for them. Most kafirs feel the same way about us, so we're even. On the upside, there's all sorts of crap in the stores that I never knew existed. There are robot dogs!! A robot dog, think about that for a second....OK, now think, if you really want a dog, why not get a real one? Because real pets are too much responsibility. Lazy people in this world, I tell ya!

I've never experienced depression Alxamdulillah, and Insha Allah never will, so I can't really comment, but I'll say this much. What excuse does anyone really have to be depressed? Insha Allah we have food on our tables, a table to actually put our food on, and a place to live where we can put our table and our food, Alxamdulillah. There are kids in Somalia right now who have no parents because they were killed and the kids recruited to kill for khat, they don't even get paid money. We need to stop and think about what we have and thank Allah SWT that we are not in the same predicament that many other people are facing right now.

I'd really like to post my answer, but I'll do it later. Maybe tomorrow.