KK, I know how it doesn't take long for a kid to be out of your sight for a second and when you turn around, they're gone, so I'm glad that your daughter is safe. This reminds me of a story: One morning on a Saturday a few years ago, I awoke to hear the phone ringing, and saw my ex's number on the caller ID, so I answered it and my ex was hysterical! She told me that my older daughter Layla was lost and she didn't know where she was, and my ex was crying and screaming because she was worried Layla might have been kidnapped. She was outside looking for her while she was talking to me on the phone, so the reception was pretty bad and she got cut off. So I jumped out of bed, threw my clothes on as fast as I could, and rushed out the door to go to her place. When I got onto her street, I looked over at the house and the first thing I saw was Layla looking out the living room window, so I said alxamdullilah, she must have found her. I get out of the car and see my ex talking to her neighbour, still crying, and I walked up and casually said "what's up?" because I already knew Layla was safe. But apparently she didn't It turns out my ex thought Layla was outside when she was actually inside, and so when my ex went to go get her, she couldn't find her and panicked. She ran into the house screaming "LAYLAAAAAA!!!!!!!" and Layla thought she was in trouble and went hiding somewhere I told my ex that Layla was in the house, and after I said wallahi a few times because she didn't believe me I went to open the door. Layla had locked it because she still thought she was in trouble

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Mmmmmmm, chicken.....maybe that's what I'll eat today Good morning everyone, just popping in for a sec before I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Well, while the guy is enjoying nicely cut-up pieces of chicken, the ladies in here are chowing down on pieces of their sister's flesh. Hint:backbiting is bad, m'kay? Anyways, time to sleep.

Good mornin' Juxa and everyone else

You can blame Juxa for that, she attacked my masculinity for having "indho" in my nick So i changed it to blue

LOL why is a cosmetics store called Boots? That's like a shoe store called "Gloves"

Good morning, Faheema. It's only 10:45am there I'm always up at this time, I work an afternoon shift from 2pm-10pm and I've been a nightowl for as long as I can remember

Good evening, Oz. Not sure where you are, but I know it's 6:30pm in Perth It's 3:31am here, maybe I should sleep eh? Norf, make sure you mail me a receipt so the company can reimburse me I honestly don;t know why I need bloody steel-toes anyways, it's not like I'm gonna break my foot by dropping a bag of chips

I thought at first the title said "Somali babes are ugly" I have to agree though, most babies, Somali or not, do not look cute until they're about 2 months old.

^ 75% off boots sale? OMG OMG OMG where??????? I so need a new pair of boots!!!! .................steel-toed boots for work

Juxa, tell your sister happy birthday for me plz, and tell her to come back to the internet, we miss her! Norf, happy birthday as well :cool:

20,000 pounds? That doesn't sound like much for a manager job LOL

Nigerian lottery? Is that like when they send me e-mails about having $5 million in a bank somewhere and all they need is my account info and I'll be stinking rich? I might have a little trouble finding out about my abtiirsi, I barely knew my awoowe

I remember a few years back when I didn't actually know what "sijui" meant, I thought a sijui was any Somali person born outside Somalia and so I asked this Djiboutian guy if he was sijui and he got a little upset and took great pains to explain to me exactly who sijui was Now I know the whole story

I've heard these all before I'm just wondering what's budh and garaacid?

^Burco, I think. Yep, Sijuis are good people, all the ones I've met have been good to me

Originally posted by Sacad *Ducaale: so your white, so we got white somalians in here? impressive. You never noticed before? He's not the only one KK, yes I needed a turjuban, to translate the word "turjuban" for me

I love seeing women get defensive when a topic like this comes up thanks for the entertainment!!

Bunch of ignorant wops, what else is new?

Hey not bad! You're a braver man than I Che, I hope you're not expecting me to record a version of my own cuz it ain't happenin'

Yeah, what the hell! What if I wanted a job like this? Not like I do But I have to be Amreekan

The b!!ch got what she deserved, if you ask me.

LOL shot down in flames!! GDwonder, I'd advise you to keep the shukaansi in paltalk, cuz the fish don't bite in here

LOL@Muriidi, he comes up with some gems, I tell ya Intellibeast, transform!!! LOL sounds like some cartoon action hero Anyways, there's nothing wrong if Somali women or any Muslim woman for that matter wants to wear a so-called "tent", it's their choice and they're doing it(hopefully) for the sake of Allah SWT and to attain His pleasure. I must say though, those Malaysian women are cute