Yeah, I've seen this a few times. Always good for a laugh to see the comments every once in a while.

Originally posted by Ms DD: Cadaanow How do you figure you know me? You know who I imagine you be? One of the Canadian nasheed band "Sound of Reason". If you are, pls let me know as I know a girl who would be interested. As for the even above, nothing is wrong with it. I might attend, for research purposes SOL singles should look into it. Nothing desperate about it. Just making your life easier. I just figured you were the one who invited me to this group on Facebook. I should tell them I'd be happy to come to their event, as long as someone can pay for my flight Yeah, them Sound of Reason guys are some good-looking Canadian boys but not as good-looking as me

Originally posted by Libaax-Sankataabte: Lost my gloves. It is minus 46 outside. Steering is frozen. Got damn!! Where are you right now? Cuz you sure ain't in Minnesota, you have to be in Canada. Here in Calgary the weather is terrible as well, got down to at least -30 degrees yesterday and the wind was blowing snow all over the road. Yesterday was the day I decided to do my shopping. I think on a day like that, I'll just order Shawarma King and then go shopping when it clears up.

I wonder if he used this phrase for a pick up line: "What can brown do for you?" Congrats on the marriage, and may Allah SWT bless this union and as CG said already, give you enough sons to start your own militia and maybe in 20 years time, we'll be celebrating the independence of the country of Ninbrownia!! Amiin!!

Brazilian model Angela Bismarchi will dance nearly nude ahead of a 300-person drum corps in next month's Carnival parade, hoping her sculpted beauty as a "percussion queen" will lead her samba group to the championship. But she has another goal in mind as well. In preparation for Rio's five-day Carnival blowout in February, she's having her 42nd plastic surgery - closing in on the Guinness World Record of 47 surgical procedures held by 52-year-old American Cindy Jackson, who calls herself a "Living Doll" and now promotes her own skincare line. "I always was vain," Bismarchi, 36, acknowledges at the medical clinic near Rio where her plastic surgeon husband has operated on her 10 times. "And for carnival, you have to feel especially pretty." link

Probably because it's cheaper to have the party back home than it is somewhere else.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a pilot or a firefighter. I'm already in a job that's much different from those two, I'm a lowly factory worker.

Hey, this is awesome!! Not because of the event, this is in London and I'm a little too far away to be able to attend. No, this is awesome because now I know who Ms DD is. Another name I can scratch off the "Somali Facebook friends I don't know" list. Don't worry, I won't qarxis you.

I don't wear kastuumo. I also don't wear pants.

Even if all SOmalis were one subclan, I think they'd still find something to kill each other over.

Ho ho ho ho ho that was terrible Ngonge

Originally posted by Ghanima: ^^^^loool, what about the flight??? If Val lets me take her to Rotten Ronnies, then I'll just cancel the whole trip to B.C.

Originally posted by Valenteenah: Gotta luv the troll corner, going from exam parties to shaash-saar to gay marriages in a few hours. Guess who is off this week? Moi! Good luck with the daily grind, people. :cool: I'm off this week too. Where shall I take you for dinner? *looks in wallet* (please say McDonald's, please say McDonald's.....)

^Let's hear it.

Originally posted by Ghanima: ^^one to be a second... I guess nobody believes me when I say I'm divorced.....

I am absolutely against the idea of a man marrying more than one wife, but that's only because I can't find one for myself.

Khat tastes bad enough when you chew it, who the hell would want to drink it?

No prob JB, I won't disturb you on your holidays. Besides I lost your number and I'm too cheap to pay for the long distance anyways Actually I'm on vacation next week as well, going to B.C. insha Allah.

Originally posted by Northerner: 30X354/365 = 29 But I think Cadaan has done a Somali and is actually 35 LOL Now who's doing the qarxis? :mad:

^You never know, maybe he meant back home in London. I got a high school diploma!! Do I get the job?

According to the islamicfinder.org hijri calendar converter, I was born the day after Eid-al-fitr, on Shawwal 2nd, 1398, which makes me 30 years old. What's yours?

Ngonge's first post is in here. Full of wisdom from the very beginning. I wonder how much of our info has changed since we posted in here. I know for me this part has changed.... Originally posted by waryaa_liibaanow: hobbies,interests:spending time with my wife and kids (sorry ladies,i'm taken!!lol) ,Islam,internet,most kinds of music(except for country music and krappy groups like N*Sync and Britney),and any halal food!! What about everyone else?

What exactly is a chav?

P.S. Kool kat, I didn't post in the other thread, but I'm glad to see your brother is OK.

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: quote:Originally posted by Cadaan: What size wedding ring do you take? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Straight to the point yaah? Sheeko...You better do it though like the 'Cadaan' people do - romantic dinner at the top of a building over looking the water, hide the ring in the dinner plate, when she opens - booooooooooom - you're already on one knee, holding back tears "Aaliyah would you be my wife"...LOOOOOOOOOOOL... Aaliyah, red dirac? Leesh? I think the more likely scenario would be a romantic dinner at McDonald's. I'll reserve the kids section where they normally have birthday parties, and we can play Mario Party together and I'll tell her "hold on, your quarter-pounder needs some ketchup", take the top of the bun off and voila!! There's the ring! Not exactly the kind of thing you see in a movie, but hey, it's original, and it fits my budget. Aaliyah, who said I was married? I've been divorced for almost 2 years now. And I wouldn't look good in a dirac, especially a red one.