How's about this one....Women are like toilets....neither of them are good for sh*t without the hole in the middle!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Those are all so f***in funny!!I got one for ya: Is your dad a baker?Cause you got some nice buns!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Did these things really happen?I wouldn't be surprised!!!!!!!

--- Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. --- [Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.' --- Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting? Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting? Lisa: This conversation is over. Homer: This conversation is *under*. Lisa: Goodbye. Homer: *bad*bye [/QB] These are the best ones LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOool!

We could probably do this in real life!!Am i a nomad yet??

very good joke LOL.Am i a nomad yet??

That's not believable.Am i a nomad yet??

Am i a nomad yet??

that's pretty good set of rules LOL

And then she won't want the rug because it's covered in sh!t hehehehehehe

hahahahaha funny

I wish they would really do this to that guy,he's annoying

I hope he can wait for another year LOL

You think prez bush would actually say something like set aside our feelings?He would say something like,"i'm gonna bomb you back to the stone age,LOSER!!!HAHAHAHAHAH"

If cake rises,leave town......that can't be a good thing

hehehehehe LOL

Good luck on your exan Maxamed and wish me luck on my SOL journey to become a nomad!!

Join this "alien" as he boldly embarks on a journey of self-discovery,adventure,and a never-ending trail of useless,annoying posts as waryaa_liibaanow goes on a quest to become a Somalia Online "nomad".Because I have nothing better to do on the computer.

I was just wondering how many posts I have to make before I become a nomad??

I just went here and there is no more dancing rhino,just some legal trouble,LOL

LOOOOOOOOOOL....Man ,that's gotta hurt.

I know an easy way to help prevent the spread of HIV...Don't cheat on your wife or husband and stay away from jaad!C'mon we are supposed to be 99% Muslim and some of us are acting worse than kuffars!!Insha Allah,for the most part,we can stop this disease from spreading so much that we will have AIDS numbers just like the rest of Africa.A'udhubillahi minash shaydani rajiim

1.A 90 yr old man and a 90 yr old woman get married and go on their honeymoon.While in their hotel room,the husband comes out of the bathroom to find his new wife butt naked,on the bed standing on her head with her legs spread.The old man asks "what the hell are you doing?" The wife replies,"well I figured you probably couldn't get it up anymore,so I figured you could just drop it in." 2.An old man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a hooker who has VD.None of them have VD,though(surprisingly),so one girl says"well,i'll just tell him i have it,it doesn't matter".So after they finish their business,she tells the old man"by the way,i don't really have VD".The old man looks over at her and says,"You do now!" 3.An 88 yr old man walks into a whorehouse and asks for a girl.The women all look at him and one of them says"you want a girl?Listen old man,you've had it!"The old guy looks at her for a second and says "I have?Well how much do I owe you?"

The answer is obvious(I'm a man,though,so i don't wear hijab).Allah can give you anything you want,while a job will give you a little bit of money,probably enough only to live,and a lot of stress.Also,your boss can't send you to hell forever although it feels like it sometimes lol

Those are pretty good LOL i like the one about the guy who was wondering why he was getting an autopsy done