What the hell are u guys talking about "what is this?" You can't see the picture??LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Somalia is so bad that people will even rob you for a wheelbarrow!!So sad its funny!!!

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Funny,but predictable!! Here's one:A businessman was ready to go on another business trip and kissed his wife goodbye.While he was driving to the airport,he realized that he had forgotten his briefcase in the bedroom!So he went back to the house and was amazed to find his wife in bed and the milkman stark naked,just about to jump into bed with her.Not knowing what to do,the milkman piped up,"You came at the right time ,Mr. So-and-so!I was just telling your wife that if you guys don't pay your milk bill,I'm gonna sh*t all over the floor!"

I was looking on hiiraan website and saw an advertisement for an upcoming Miss Somalia pageant in Minnesota,which got me thinking,is there any SOL nomads(women) that think they have what it takes to become Miss Somalia 2005?

Forgot about girls names in that last post: Shukri,Fartuun,and Cambaro(heehee)

Since u r asking for somali names(meaning no Abdul or Jamal,etc.) I would have to say: Liibaan(of course),Rooble,Jamac,and Sharmarke

Don't be drinking the apple juice in that guys fridge!!!!!!!!!!HEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

Originally posted by -Lexus: quote:Originally posted by Qac Qaac: Ambaro :confused: That is mean. The poor child will be tormented for life. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U can call her Cambaro Calooleey!!!!!!!!!!!

I probably wouldn't have been able to hold myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I think I might last about 5 seconds before everyone would turn around and see this sh!tty guy and some other guy rolling through the aisle laughing his a$$ off!!!!

U crazy?The last one i saw was #6 Return of the Jedi!And that was more than 15 yrs ago.I don't follow star wars too much as u can see

Shouldn't be eating that xaraam krap anyways

Originally posted by OLOL: I wonder what the 20 years old or even 30 years old somalis now in Diaspora are up to. LOL Most of them are too busy either trying to look like 50 Cent or some other rapper or they are wasting their time at Tim Horton's (in Canada,anyway),drinking gallons of tea and chewing jaad until their teeth are rotten

I read maybe about 1 or 2 lines of that and started to feel sick!!I bet you wrote that yourself cuz u think ur some big deal!!!!!!!!!!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

As for me, I loooooooooooove The Simpsons,The Critic,and Family Guy.Guess i like cartoons too much

Ummm....actually if you the read the title of the topic,you know what i want to ask.Why are the topics called "threads"? I mean,i don't know how to sew!!LOL

I agree with Gotti...Use the computer all you want but you don't need to be chatting with members of the opposite sex,Your husband or wife is right there in the room with u!!I knew a bro who divorced his wife because all she ever did was chat on paltalk for hours!!Didn't work,cook,clean,nothing!!!She must've been addicted or something.Anyways,she would be talking to these guys on paltalk,calling them"aboowe macaan" and sh*t right in front of her husband and finally,he got sick of it.So people have some respect,for your spouse and yourself!!

Originally posted by Modesty: I want to ask, is anyone here on a special diet, that is working? I'm trying a low carb, soup diet, has anyone tried that before? [/QB] Yeah .im on a seafood diet.I see food and i eat it !!

Modesty....Som-Aussie got you there.You shouldn't be saying things like that,especially with a signature like u got!!Say "astaq firullah"!It don't matter if they're not both somali.Look at the early Islamic times.If the Muslim Arabs only married their own people,Islam might not have spread so far like it did,and even Somalia might not have benefitted from the teachings of Allah SWT and Muhammad SCW

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: u lost me.. buddy LOOOOOOOOOL Qaac!!! Prof,u sound like a TV critic

True,but b-ball and soccer are pretty boring and pointless,too,because they're just running around ,either bouncing a ball,or kicking one.But you're right,we don't even want to see ice,nevermind skate on it!!!!

I was just thinking,why is it that we don;t follow hockey like we follow soccer or basketball?As for me,i love hockey because its fast,hard-hitting,and it's almost guaranteed you'll see a fight or injury of some sort Since i'm in Canada,i get to see lots of it,that is when they're not fighting with the NHL over a contract.

GOVERNMENT:GOOFEERNMENT TEMPERATURE:TEEMBERATUUR FREEDOM:FRIIDHIM SYSTEM:SISDHIM TRANSPORTATION:TARAANSBOORTEEYSHIN COMMUNICATION:KOMUUNIKEEYSHIN CIRCLE:SEERKIL SQUARE:ISKWEER SCHOOL:DUGSI(OK,i actually know that one) TRANSLATION:TARAANSLEEYSHIN STUDENT:ISTUUDINET GOVERNOR:GOFEERNOOR

I was just wondering why you have a "poll information" thingy but there's only one thing you can vote for?Anyways,I voted and now the "I have no idea what these option thing is all about" option has received 100% of all votes!!!!!!!Yay!!By the way,the poll shows only one vote,and i guess that was mine!!

http://www.tk421.net/character/spock.jpg Spock That's who I am!!Most logical,if you ask me,cause I even have the ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

name:liibaan(i thought that would be kinda obvious,since my username is waryaa_liibaanow,but ya never know!!) sex:male(again,that should be obvious,but than again,maybe there might be a sister named liibaan somewhere!!) from:CGY,AB,CANADA what do i do when no one's looking?you don't wanna know hobbies,interests:spending time with my wife and kids(sorry ladies,i'm taken!!lol),Islam,internet,most kinds of music(except for country music and krappy groups like N*Sync and Britney),and any halal food!! occupation:i don't work,seeing as i'm rich beyond my wildest dreams(no,wait a minute,that WAS a dream) And that's about it eh!!

LOOOOOOOOOL those were good.Go to www.engrish.com and there's tons of bad english like that